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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
balding arousing hell chad
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
silver roast beef shitlib
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
mind-boggling trust fund weed whacker
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
umber den headpube
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
hyperactive locus really tough guy
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
silver roast beef shitlib
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
silver roast beef shitlib
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
silver roast beef shitlib
  02/13/18
(virgin)
Trip stage depressive
  02/13/18
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Frum Marvelous Whorehouse Corn Cake
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Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner
  02/13/18
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harsh smoky messiness
  02/13/18
lol
scarlet histrionic institution patrolman
  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
coral judgmental garrison quadroon
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
Orange contagious brunch jap
  02/13/18
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scarlet histrionic institution patrolman
  02/13/18
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Trip stage depressive
  02/13/18
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Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner
  02/13/18
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coral judgmental garrison quadroon
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
sick razzmatazz legend mother
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
Orange contagious brunch jap
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
sick razzmatazz legend mother
  02/13/18
...
Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner
  02/13/18
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
harsh smoky messiness
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
frozen purple fanboi idiot
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
tan library candlestick maker
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
Lascivious National Security Agency
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
balding arousing hell chad
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
Orange contagious brunch jap
  02/13/18
...
Electric carnelian pocket flask
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
balding arousing hell chad
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
scarlet histrionic institution patrolman
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
balding arousing hell chad
  02/13/18
180
scarlet histrionic institution patrolman
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
scarlet histrionic institution patrolman
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
Trip stage depressive
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
exciting senate
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
Canary 180 french chef
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
disgusting bespoke coffee pot deer antler
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
Bright nowag affirmative action
  02/13/18
...
Blue cruel-hearted stage
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
henna cerebral background story sanctuary
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
balding arousing hell chad
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
Orange contagious brunch jap
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
henna cerebral background story sanctuary
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
Orange contagious brunch jap
  02/13/18
...
Trip stage depressive
  02/13/18
...
henna cerebral background story sanctuary
  02/13/18
lol
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Bright nowag affirmative action
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...
Razzle-dazzle menage newt
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
frozen purple fanboi idiot
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
Galvanic maroon pozpig office
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
Trip stage depressive
  02/13/18
All of the above.
stimulating parlour blood rage
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
tan library candlestick maker
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
yapping heady step-uncle's house
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
Claret keepsake machete travel guidebook
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Blue cruel-hearted stage
  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
Aqua vibrant mediation
  02/16/18
Turn gay
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  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: balding arousing hell chad

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: silver roast beef shitlib

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund weed whacker

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: umber den headpube

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: hyperactive locus really tough guy

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: silver roast beef shitlib

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: silver roast beef shitlib

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: silver roast beef shitlib

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Trip stage depressive

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Frum Marvelous Whorehouse Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: harsh smoky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: scarlet histrionic institution patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: coral judgmental garrison quadroon

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Orange contagious brunch jap

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: scarlet histrionic institution patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Trip stage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Bright nowag affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Sienna gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: coral judgmental garrison quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: sick razzmatazz legend mother

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Orange contagious brunch jap

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: sick razzmatazz legend mother

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394349)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: harsh smoky messiness

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: frozen purple fanboi idiot

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: tan library candlestick maker

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Lascivious National Security Agency

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: balding arousing hell chad

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Grizzly Apoplectic Theater Stage Gunner

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Orange contagious brunch jap

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Electric carnelian pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: balding arousing hell chad

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: scarlet histrionic institution patrolman

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: balding arousing hell chad

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: scarlet histrionic institution patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: scarlet histrionic institution patrolman

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Trip stage depressive

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: exciting senate

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Canary 180 french chef

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: disgusting bespoke coffee pot deer antler

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Bright nowag affirmative action

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Blue cruel-hearted stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: henna cerebral background story sanctuary

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: balding arousing hell chad

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Orange contagious brunch jap

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: henna cerebral background story sanctuary

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Orange contagious brunch jap

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Trip stage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: henna cerebral background story sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Claret keepsake machete travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Bright nowag affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle menage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: frozen purple fanboi idiot

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Galvanic maroon pozpig office

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Trip stage depressive

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: stimulating parlour blood rage

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: tan library candlestick maker

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: yapping heady step-uncle's house

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Claret keepsake machete travel guidebook

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Blue cruel-hearted stage

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Aqua vibrant mediation

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: concupiscible zippy tanning salon

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679825)