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Good grades at bad school in small city. Most people know wh...
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I have autism
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did you try to get JAG?
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JAG is better than shitlaw full time, no?
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who have you already applied to and been rejected from? how ...
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Applied to a couple of v100 biglaw and didn't get past the s...
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Do kids with no offers these days still spam their cover let...
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Ty. I guess I should try to keep perspective and aware there...
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What the fuck? I thought you were 50+ y/o.
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he's like 28 and ripped with tats
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he's ripped as fuck, bald, and vegetarian. hes 180
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Lol ty I grew my hair back in, tho I am norwooding
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Probably 1 or 1.5--undetectable from certain angles but glar...
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Here's the key bit - any diffuse thinning?
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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

Good grades at bad school in small city. Most people know where I live and what school I go to.

second-to-last summer coming up and nojerb, have one oci interview left for summer at the biggest shitlaw mill in the area, but it's a long ass drive out to the suburbs and I'm not really excited about that. There's an event at school that might be a thinly disguised recruiting event with another shitlaw office I'd rather do, but idk what that's all about. I'll give them my resume.

I have about 110k in savings but I put my notice in to quit at the start of this summer, not expecting to get no jerbed.

Is it time to give up on law and just look for a different job in shitbanking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421689)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Unhinged dysfunction

just jump

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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Onyx chest-beating philosopher-king masturbator

Sales

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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

I have autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421716)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Unhinged dysfunction

so does he

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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Shimmering tattoo



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Onyx chest-beating philosopher-king masturbator



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant set place of business



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: rose cuckoldry really tough guy



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Date: February 17th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Onyx chest-beating philosopher-king masturbator



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Ruddy school psychic

Will you refer us PI cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421717)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser menage new version



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: frozen plum indian lodge affirmative action

did you try to get JAG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421748)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

I've been in contact with a JAG recruiter for my state guard. I think the timing may be off by one year for getting me into the slots he wants filled. I do not want to do JAG full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421773)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: frozen plum indian lodge affirmative action

JAG is better than shitlaw full time, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421843)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: Aggressive lascivious garrison foreskin

FT JAG is 180 you get to move around the globe and your job is basically to bond with meatheads, teach them how not to violate international norms, and lift weights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422654)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: cobalt slap-happy parlor immigrant

who have you already applied to and been rejected from? how wide of a net did you cast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421792)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:32 AM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

Applied to a couple of v100 biglaw and didn't get past the screeners. These were done after the regular oci week, because I was away with the guard during that week. I believe this worked against me. I applied to a midlaw firm during their regular oci, which was later, and got the call back but got dinged (which was odd....two of the partners I met said "im sure you're going to have multiple offers"). I waited four months for the spring oci and applied to a biz shitlaw firm that was just a resume drop, and the shitlaw kings mentioned in op. And the county prosecutors rejected my oci application--my jaw hit the floor when I saw that. Getting dinged from interviews I get because of my autism, but there's no way to look at me on paper and say "don't want this guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422587)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:33 AM
Author: cobalt slap-happy parlor immigrant

Do kids with no offers these days still spam their cover letter + resume to like 100 firms/day in every plausible city that they might be willing to move to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422594)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

Idk, I did not and it wasn't recommended to me by my career office. I'd also take a non law job before relocating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422599)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: cobalt slap-happy parlor immigrant

I did that. I'd pick a city a day. One day Kansas City, one day Las Vegas, one day Indianapolis. Did not get a single fucking interview from emailing my resume to 300+ firms.

Perhaps your career services officer is right. But at least it gave me something to do, something to dream about.

Anyway, you need to find something to do, even if its just interning for free for a local shitlawyer. Resume gap is even worse than being autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422606)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

Ty. I guess I should try to keep perspective and aware there is another round of recruiting just 5 months away, even if it's scrap heap options for 3Ls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422621)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Aggressive lascivious garrison foreskin

hang a shingle, you'll have better QOL and probably maek more money but oh no you won't impress lolyers with your preftige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421817)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: twinkling blathering mother

What the fuck? I thought you were 50+ y/o.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421821)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: cobalt slap-happy parlor immigrant

non-trad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421823)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Unhinged dysfunction

he's like 28 and ripped with tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35421844)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: rose cuckoldry really tough guy



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling coffee pot

he's ripped as fuck, bald, and vegetarian. hes 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422604)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

Lol ty I grew my hair back in, tho I am norwooding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422612)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling coffee pot

nice dude. whats your norwood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422624)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

Probably 1 or 1.5--undetectable from certain angles but glaring from others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422640)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling coffee pot

Here's the key bit - any diffuse thinning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422644)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

I have to say yes, but it's subtle enough that it might be all in my head since I'm paying attention to it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422658)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling coffee pot

diffuse thinning is the deathknell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422668)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: adventurous awkward stag film

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Date: February 17th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Shimmering tattoo



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Date: February 17th, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: disgusting vibrant location haunted graveyard

If you want to be a lawyer, do not throw in the towel right now. You are a 3L, if i remember, and there are actual opportunities out there. Not flame. Especially if you graduated from the top of a TTT school.

You are too new to go solo. But you can learn litigation in a state gov job or internship. Apply to to work as an intern at state gov agencies, there are a million. Look at midsize firms as well - there are a lot of midsize firms in your state that love the order of the coif ttt grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35422915)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Shimmering tattoo

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35425122)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Olive regret theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895474&forum_id=2#35425126)