-entire time pretend to be into the "taste" of what you're drinking instead of enjoying getting fucked up

-talk about safe topics like work, travel and nannies

-go home and wife MAF

meanwhile with proles:

-get DRUNK

-entire time talk SHIT and bust chops, talk about how FUCKED UP you are

-talk about NOTHING intellectual or work related. Talk existential crises, racism, the Jews, whatever, proles eat that shit up

-go home and wife MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421855)

meanwhile with UMC work faggots: "oh tell me more about Argentina!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421866)

Meanwhile UMC girls: "Can he like, get a job? Maybe not Goldman but can he work for a consulting firm at least?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421894)

nothing beats drunkenly ranting about race realism and shit with a bunch of judging strivers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35458743)

meanwhile it's like an 11% IPA

"man I love the hop forward flavor"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421883)

alone, with old local regulars, drinking cheap beer and maybe shooting some pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421893)

dude I talked to on V-day was prob in his late 60s/early 70s. Asked him how often he comes to that exact bar, and he was like "I've been coming here for 30 years, 3 or 4 days a week, and by that I mean, I come in in the afternoon, get drunk, go home and sleep it off, then come back at night and do it again."

then we talked about the Super Bowl and Big Dick Nick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421929)

I don't drink as much as him, but I do smoke half a pack a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421970)

recently met an XO poaster and he regaled me in a bar about DAILY DIAPER and was reading me diaper fetish threads out loud. was 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421912)

lmao @ daily diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35421921)

the alternative? sushi and "safe" conversation with a bunch of uptight faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35422319)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5HyEZoT8kM&t=21m28s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35423233)

There is a layer to break through with most UMC people but once you do, just about everyone likes to have fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35423663)

but why? What would societies/communities need to change this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35425012)

But a T injection for women

Both sides are morphing towards something in the middle

And it's grotesque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35425246)

Try taking a risk and being vulnerable with these stick-up-their-ass people. Maybe they'll open up and maybe you'll make a friend

(but they're probably shitlibs so it won't matter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35424967)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35425149)

this used to help me in forging relationships at work. i had to go to an alcohol counselor once and she said, "i could tell from the moment we met that you'd get through this; you could immediately see the intelligence and personality in your eyes."

always reminded me of sick boy's trainspotting quote:

Personality, I mean that's what counts, right? Personality, I mean that's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin. I mean, heroin's got great fucking personality.

to be fair, the counselor ended up at least halfway wrong, so i wouldn't take her word for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3895489&forum_id=2#35457930)