I rate you as the posting equivalent of Nona Willis Aronowitz after an artisan Reuben (extra raw sauerkraut) and a few hoppy IPAs from a Brooklyn gastropub.
I rate you as Emma Tattenbaum after eggs benedict with kale and roasted tomato, six mimosas, and a drunken binge on half a party-size bag of peanut butter M&Ms(she's lactose intolerant - oops!).