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What kind of jobs can you get in Alaska?

Oil rig, fisherman, what else
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like big fishing law or maritime law? or do the number o...
federal clown
  03/05/18
Same shit as anywhere else. I have a few shitlawyer friends ...
Offensive Sex Offender Indirect Expression
  03/05/18
Not bad, I'd love to live in Alaska (or Hawaii) but I'm not ...
federal clown
  03/05/18
I'd visit first... preferably with your SO.
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Ok, will do Thank
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Date: February 24th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: federal clown

Oil rig, fisherman, what else

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Date: February 24th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Coiffed therapy

Why is it fun to give blowjobs?

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Susan James

Susan James

Answered Nov 11 · Author has 807 answers and 9.5m answer views

Let me count the ways:

Cocks are delightful. The human penis is fascinating. So many variations in size, shape, and color. Some are short and fat. Some are long and lean. Some are long and fat ( hurray!) Some are curved like a cucumber and some are straight as a measuring rod. Some have a large glans shaped like a mushroom top and some a head like a torpedo. Some thick purple veins bulging out. Oh, and those that have a thick, wrinkly foreskin with the glans and urethra peeking out like a serpent in its lair. The first time I saw and touched an erect penis I was amazed at how something so small and soft could change into something so huge and hard and powerful. Sometimes I like to imagine what the world would be like if cocks were always hard and men went around with their big hard cocks sticking out, like breasts are always visible, and men covered them with colorful cloth sheaths. Anyway, I love to give blowjobs because I get to be up close and personal with one of my favorite things.

It feels so fucking good. Much of life is frustrating. Things just don’t work out like we want, things are disappointing, they are maybe ok but could be better. But sex and orgasms, when they are right, OMG they are just so perfect. The pleasure and ecstasy is unlike anything else in the world, in fact it is other-worldly, so delicious and powerful and transcendent. And what is so fantastic about sex is you can only get it by sharing its power with others. (Yes I know about masturbation, god I should as much as I do it, but still it’s like eating alone versus sharing a meal with friends.) One of the greatest things about sex is seeing and hearing someone else experiencing intense pleasure. You feel excited because you instantly know what they are feeling so you feel connected to them and, if you are the cause of their pleasure, you know you are going to feel the same pleasure in return from them. This is why I love sucking cocks and deepthroating so goddamned much. I believe it is the most intense pleasure most guys experience and knowing they’re feeling it and I’m causing it makes me dripping wet and super horny.

Cum. For me cum has a powerful symbolic importance. It is the very essence of a man, distilled into its purest form. When I see and smell and taste and swallow a man’s cum, I know he’s experienced the ultimate pleasure and I have created that pleasure. It also is the expression of potency and energy and life. Cum has a potent cultural symbolism. From Wikipedia: “In some pre-industrial societies, semen and other body fluids were revered because they were believed to be magical. Blood is an example of such a fluid, but semen was also widely believed to be of supernatural origin and effect and was, as a result, considered holy or sacred.” I would say that in some ways I’m similar to these pre-industrial peoples in that I, in some form, worship cum for its symbolic and real biological connection to life.

Sorry, I know this is probably a lot more than you were expecting, but I wanted to dig down for myself into the deep to understand why I love cocks and cum so much.

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Date: February 24th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Medicated olive center laser beams



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Date: February 24th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Glittery yellow ticket booth toilet seat

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i think i really liek it here

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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz slimy lay hunting ground



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Date: February 24th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Red free-loading telephone ceo



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Date: February 24th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Pearl Bull Headed Preventive Strike Dilemma



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: Autistic principal's office

haha wow holy shit

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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: learning disabled shrine gay wizard



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: federal clown



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Date: March 5th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: federal clown



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Date: March 5th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Offensive Sex Offender Indirect Expression

lawyer

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Date: March 5th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: federal clown

like big fishing law or maritime law?

or do the number of convicts living in Alaska create a need for criminal defense attorneys?

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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Offensive Sex Offender Indirect Expression

Same shit as anywhere else. I have a few shitlawyer friends that seem to do alright. Have no idea what they earn in a year though. Both have nice houses and do a lot of criminal defense and family law.

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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: federal clown

Not bad, I'd love to live in Alaska (or Hawaii) but I'm not a singlemo so can't unilaterally make the decision.

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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Offensive Sex Offender Indirect Expression

I'd visit first... preferably with your SO.

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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: federal clown

Ok, will do

Thank

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Date: March 5th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Histrionic market gunner

State Supreme Court clerk, Ninth Circuit clerk...

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