Date: February 24th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: balding parlour
Princess Leia floats through space like a Star Fairy.
Luke "brushes the dirt off" his shoulder.
More than 75% of the X-Wing pilots are women of color.
C-3PO is turned into one of the most annoying characters in movie history.
We find out that one of the most devastating attacks you can do is fly an empty ship through light speed at the enemy ships, and yet no one has ever done this before (like, through the Death Star).
On the plus side, if this is any indication of how shitty things will become, I can see how ready I will be for the sweet release of death in 50 years.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903048&forum_id=2#35479617)