“I AM THE MOST ALPHA MUSCLE STUD IN THE WORLD!”, Yann Perrod replied. I understood this to mean that he wanted to learn more about the CR-V. So I explained that it was the #1 ranked compact SUV by US News and World Report, as well as the #1 selling compact SUV in the United States. I added that it was an IIHS top safety pick multiple years in a row, just like Yann Perrod had gone to Mister Alpha multiple years in a row.

“I HAVE THE MOST PERFECT MUSCLES AND A FAT STUDLY COCK!”, Yann Perrod replied. Seeing his continued curiosity, I began rolling off all the stats. The CR-V has a stunning 75.8 cubic feet of cargo volume, which is over 15 more than the Mazda CX-5. Each passenger in the CR-V enjoys an additional inch of shoulder room and an additional inch of leg room compared to the CX-5, useful when you are transporting your HUNG naked muscle sports team to the nearest THROB or POUNDERS. Finally, I explained that the CR-V gets a fat, girthy 31 mpg on the highway, a full mile per gallon more than competitors such as the CR-V, and fully five mpgs more than the Acura RDX.

“EVERYBODY WANTS MY MAN MEAT IN THE RELEASE ROOM!”, Perrod replied. “And everyone wants the CR-V”, I riposted. Over five years, it has a total cost of ownership nearly $5,000 lower than the #2 ranked compact SUV.

Yann Perrod let out a deafening grunt. He took his ERECT FUCKSTICK and released a FAT STREAM OF CUM onto a nearby CX-5, making that pathetic twink car his bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3903736&forum_id=2#35484731)