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Stim up your dong, you're the Yann-o man! Stim up your dong, tonight!

It's nine inch cock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffle...
dark electric water buffalo
  03/18/18
956884234
Sepia talented stead
  03/18/18
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swashbuckling translucent pistol quadroon
  03/18/18
FUCK 180 finally a worthy contender to end the IFNB songt...
domesticated claret cuckoldry
  03/18/18
When I write one of these I sing it in my head for like a we...
dark electric water buffalo
  03/25/18
i have BELTED OUT "Gimme The Beefboy" in front of ...
narrow-minded racy church
  05/23/18
*hair blown back by this poast*
cheese-eating stirring menage
  03/25/18
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provocative bat-shit-crazy ladyboy therapy
  03/25/18
Well it's nine-inch cock on a Saturday...
dark electric water buffalo
  05/23/18
is Sat the day the for kiddie competitions? Pathetic size fo...
Adventurous Hell
  11/03/18
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narrow-minded racy church
  05/23/18
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Brindle Box Office Mad Cow Disease
  05/23/18
impressive
glassy lodge marketing idea
  11/03/18
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offensive bespoke heaven fat ankles
  11/03/18
RESPECT
odious national sound barrier
  11/03/18
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offensive bespoke heaven fat ankles
  11/03/18
Missed this one first time around. 180.
poppy corn cake
  11/03/18
180 (but I'd change wee to D)
indigo locale lettuce
  11/03/18
CR suggestion brother and edit has been made
dark electric water buffalo
  11/03/18
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domesticated claret cuckoldry
  01/20/19


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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: dark electric water buffalo

It's nine inch cock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man lifting next to me

Trying to get a quick tug and a jizz

He says, "Son can you show me a turtleback?

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it seems really sweet

And would stiffen my meat

If you would just stim up my holes."

Now Dan Otter at the gym is a friend of mine

He gets me my twinks for free

And he's quick with a poke or to get your cock stoked

But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Yann, I believe this is killing me."

As my cum ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a nudie star

If I could shoot nut into space."

Now Snake is a real estate muscleman

Who is straight as fuck with a wife

And he's talking with JK, whose cock's like an AK

shooting round after round clean and white.

And the towel boy is practicing sucking dicks

As the businessmen slowly get blowed

Yes they're sharing a twink they call "Loneliness"

But it's better than lifting while clothed.

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

The gym manager gives me a smile

'Cause he knows it's my D, they've been coming to see

And get sprayed down with white for a while.

And my balls are packed full like an arsenal

As a tongue penetrates my rear

And they lift up the bar and shoot semen real far

And say, "It's totally not queer!"

Stim up your dong, you're the Yann-o man!

Stim up your dong, tonight

Well we're all in the mood for your massive D

And you've got us feeling alright.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634515)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Sepia talented stead

956884234

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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling translucent pistol quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634541)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: domesticated claret cuckoldry

FUCK 180

finally a worthy contender to end the IFNB songthreading slump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634558)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: dark electric water buffalo

When I write one of these I sing it in my head for like a week after. Always worried there will be some instance where original song is on radio and I am singing to the kids or family in the car or something and will forget the "real" lyrics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35688248)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded racy church

i have BELTED OUT "Gimme The Beefboy" in front of all sorts of polite company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#36115764)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating stirring menage

*hair blown back by this poast*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35688465)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: provocative bat-shit-crazy ladyboy therapy



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: dark electric water buffalo

Well it's nine-inch cock on a Saturday...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#36115467)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Hell

is Sat the day the for kiddie competitions? Pathetic size for a PRO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151303)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded racy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#36115756)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: Brindle Box Office Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#36115761)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: glassy lodge marketing idea

impressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151221)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: offensive bespoke heaven fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151241)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: odious national sound barrier

RESPECT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151283)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: offensive bespoke heaven fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151234)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: poppy corn cake

Missed this one first time around. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151285)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: indigo locale lettuce

180 (but I'd change wee to D)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37151351)



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: dark electric water buffalo

CR suggestion brother and edit has been made



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37153391)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: domesticated claret cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37627206)