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*** OFFICIAL MARK ZUCKERBERG SENATE TESTIMONY THREAD ***

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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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lol at the super-dyke commentator in vest and tie
dark psychic
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
he better prepare anus, bout to get BTFO
dark psychic
  04/10/18
jelly of zuck here. this is some real michael corleone shit
Pea-brained Theatre
  04/10/18
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fear-inspiring filthpig
  04/10/18
(rice paddy descendant)
learning disabled curious church
  04/10/18
how did this nerd get so handsome?
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
(priscilla)
fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner
  04/10/18
are you watching the stream? this guy looks straight out of ...
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
(guy impressed by anyone wearing a suit)
dark psychic
  04/10/18
(helen keller)
fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner
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vivacious heaven
  04/10/18
simple: he came out of his mother's vagina with white skin
learning disabled curious church
  04/10/18
Jfc look at those vulture photographers
Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry
  04/10/18
lol at these fucktarded geriatric boomers understanding anyt...
dark psychic
  04/10/18
WTF is zuckerberg doing with his head?
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
He is such a weird looking fucker. It's uncomfortable to loo...
Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry
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fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry
  04/10/18
I'm not half as aspie as him, and that shit would give me un...
dark psychic
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sepia pit
  04/10/18
that's ridiculous
aphrodisiac territorial center persian
  04/10/18
what has he said so far?
fear-inspiring filthpig
  04/10/18
nothing. The dumb boomers are pontificating
dark psychic
  04/10/18
I hate boomers, brother
fear-inspiring filthpig
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
what are they asking him about? someone give me the blow-by-...
fear-inspiring filthpig
  04/10/18
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
he's so composed. looks presidential. wow
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
lol run him in 2020 and see what happens, lib
dark psychic
  04/10/18
'not a big enough view of responsibility' 'sorry for the ha...
Ebony box office
  04/10/18
OFC the thing that brings hearings is TRUMP utilizing tech c...
Ebony box office
  04/10/18
LOL THESE OLD FAGGOTS READING OFF QUESTIONS ABOUT TECH
Ebony box office
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swashbuckling sapphire dysfunction electric furnace
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/983782033104056320
bespoke philosopher-king
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Exciting mildly autistic deer antler
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Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
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@ddayen Zuck's statement is literally the college interview...
bespoke philosopher-king
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
All the $$$ in the world and this kid walks into SuperCuts a...
Stimulating Weed Whacker
  04/10/18
lmao
fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner
  04/10/18
I can't rule out the Flowbee.
vivacious heaven
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https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/983782967922384897 ...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
tbf, that's correct
dark psychic
  04/10/18
Then we should default to stringent privacy laws, no?
shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor
  04/10/18
Bill Nelson just humiliated himself suggesting FB could be a...
bespoke philosopher-king
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dark psychic
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
I'd pay for FB if it meant I didn't get sold to advertisers....
learning disabled curious church
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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lol at zuckerberg taking a proactive approach to police what...
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
here we go, THUNE ON H8SPEECH
Ebony box office
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He's leaning on ISIS 5-10 years to determine h8speech by AI...
Ebony box office
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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/mark-zuckerberg-opti...
Ebony box office
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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Acting normal coaching failing
bespoke philosopher-king
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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@FranklinFoer Zuckerberg's response to the flaws of Faceb...
bespoke philosopher-king
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shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor
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@RVAwonk Zuckerberg: "You are not allowed to have a...
bespoke philosopher-king
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"there will always be a VERSION of facebook that is fre...
dark psychic
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https://twitter.com/abeaujon/status/983747235417608192?s=09
talented church building
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talented church building
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talented church building
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absolutely devastating
cerise ratface
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adding a booster seat to counter congress lowering your chai...
learning disabled curious church
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@ddayen Hatch saying effectively "hey Facebook has t...
bespoke philosopher-king
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He should have gone with the Jesse Eisenberg-version of Zuck...
Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry
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Hatch: what legislation would you like after Cambridge Analy...
Ebony box office
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@philipaklein Whoever coached Zuckerberg clearly instruct...
bespoke philosopher-king
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They must have also told him to start every answer with &quo...
Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry
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@ddayen The word "Instagram" has yet to be utte...
bespoke philosopher-king
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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Ebony box office
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He's going to get a rimjob in the back.
bespoke philosopher-king
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saying "Senator" before literally every one senten...
dark psychic
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"Senator, my apologies."
Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry
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it's 180
green hairraiser locus
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https://i.imgur.com/Mk3FFhw.gifv
vivacious heaven
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https://v.redd.it/rprerojco7r01
vivacious heaven
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Sen. Cantwell comes across as quite a bitch
aphrodisiac territorial center persian
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outfoxing the foxes? PALANTIR!
Ebony box office
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comical site
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
like with a cloth? cackle cackle
irradiated costumed mental disorder headpube
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ljl at maria cantwell trying to seem technologically more hi...
boyish newt rehab
  04/10/18
cr she should probably know what she is talking about, let ...
Ebony box office
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@danpfeiffer The congressional staff that prepped these S...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
it's because the vast majority of Congressmen/women are poli...
dark psychic
  04/10/18
LOL
bespoke philosopher-king
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180 moniker, but it has been proven that lawyers are the sma...
Painfully Honest Sound Barrier Corner
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cr. this is bad
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
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"Does facebook have cookies? om nom nom
comical site
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Rose mentally impaired boistinker piazza
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@RVAwonk Sen. Cantwell: Do you think Palantir has ever sc...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/983789651365388288
bespoke philosopher-king
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FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
boyish newt rehab
  04/10/18
holy shit
shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor
  04/10/18
‏@mattyglesias Markets soar today on the realiz...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
Reminder
talented church building
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*scrape scrape scrape*
fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner
  04/10/18
According to The Guardian, Obama’s new database would be gat...
talented church building
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Ebony box office
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shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor
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Post some fucking links man
violet impertinent depressive marketing idea
  04/10/18
http://thehill.com/opinion/technology/379245-whats-genius-fo...
talented church building
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Did Obama's campaign manager sit on the board of a British d...
bull headed round eye
  04/10/18
Patrick Leahy comes out for Myanmar Jihadis?
Ebony box office
  04/10/18
*Leahy asks for censorship* *Leahy decries Chinese censorsh...
Ebony box office
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Rose mentally impaired boistinker piazza
  04/10/18
lindsey graham is KILLING zuckerberg
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
People coordinate anti-war protests on Facebook. This MUST E...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
@MattGertz It is possible that having a political system ...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
@ddayen The audience literally laughed at Zuck when he ga...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
it's not his fault, though if you want to compete, you have...
dark psychic
  04/10/18
He didn't want to name a competitor to help them He's not a...
Ebony box office
  04/10/18
@ddayen Keep in mind that Klobuchar is the ranking membe...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
Libs just can't stop forcememing FAKE NEWTH as the reason Hi...
fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner
  04/10/18
Reminder: THEY AREN'T GOING TO DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT THI...
Spectacular Wine Office Therapy
  04/10/18
what is "this"? lol
Ebony box office
  04/10/18
(pearl clutching shitlib who was ecstatic at how "smart...
indecent onyx library
  04/10/18
Klobachur apparently was a total disgrace. https://twitter....
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
Election was just thousands of votes in a couple states!
Ebony box office
  04/10/18
@FranklinFoer Senator: Do you preside over a creepy, manipu...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
GOP boomers taking the chance to learn how Facebook works ex...
Ebony box office
  04/10/18
amazing
Ebony box office
  04/10/18
@guycecil One thing is clear from the Facebook hearing. M...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
@jbarro Seems like it would be good to have some staff-co...
bespoke philosopher-king
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@profmarlowe Senators worried about the length of the Faceb...
bespoke philosopher-king
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Ebony box office
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Senator *Durbin* asks Zuckerberg if he'd be comfortable shar...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
lmao
shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor
  04/10/18
That's like a 107 IQ tops trap.
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
i actually can't believe he didn't just out the hotel
shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor
  04/10/18
It was undoubtedly one of the 5 star hotels -- if not a priv...
Diverse Grizzly Becky
  04/10/18
Dick Drunk Durbin dropping bombs
Translucent institution knife
  04/10/18
Congressman: So tell us something about yourself that we don...
red crawly area
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jet big locale main people
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Spectacular Wine Office Therapy
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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Maroon glittery shrine
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I’m irritated by the wagecuck shrew and Jewish guy behind hi...
boyish newt rehab
  04/10/18
that chick is kyoot AF
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
i hope you're not serious
boyish newt rehab
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/Millican17/status/983796793069768704
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
@PCBushi The same people who churn out 1,000 page bills ...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/983779936040357889
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
DEVASTATING
Mauve national reading party
  04/10/18
can't answer whether it's a "neutral public forum"...
dark psychic
  04/10/18
DOES NOT COMPUTE
comical site
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/983801604519407616
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
this world isn't for the truth tellers
boyish newt rehab
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
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boyish newt rehab
  04/10/18
Man he started off pretty strong, but he is getting gaped no...
dark psychic
  04/10/18
TED CRUZ WITH THE BRUTAL PWN
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
@ddayen Cruz is insufferable, but underneath his working ...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
FB shares up 4+%
dark psychic
  04/10/18
The market knows the Senate is so old they couldn't regulate...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
@JoshuaGreen OMG, Ted Cruz just dragged Zuckerberg for bl...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
how much info does zuck have on the people in the room?
vengeful senate stain
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
Date: April 10th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk,...
vengeful senate stain
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
@esaagar Zuckerberg: "I think it is a fair concern&quo...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
zuckerberg is a secret trumpmo. said silicon valley is "...
Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/18
i've been saying this all along - how many trumpmo white nat...
learning disabled curious church
  04/10/18
@robbysoave Mark Zuckerberg is now living out every young ...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/20352077722669056...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
well Trump got gaped on this clearly if you had bought FB i...
dark psychic
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/axios/status/983804732664934402 When yo...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
seems like he never saw that question coming
cerise ratface
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Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
XO Cruz making lawyers proud. Intelligence clearly gapes th...
laughsome windowlicker state
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...
Marvelous Rusted French Chef
  04/10/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1au3RS5wrU
Bateful legal warrant liquid oxygen
  04/10/18
"unacceptable, or deplorable" DESTROYED HIM
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
youngest senator only one to use term "DMs"
dark psychic
  04/10/18
also, has hapa kids like zuck
vengeful senate stain
  04/10/18
chris coons (yale law) is killing it
boyish newt rehab
  04/10/18
Why don't they just let the smartest person in both parties ...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
is that coons or cruz?
boyish newt rehab
  04/10/18
Both. THose would be the 2.
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
hey faggot, you don't need to say senator for every answer
boyish newt rehab
  04/10/18
"Senator, the proper salutation is very linguistically ...
comical site
  04/10/18
DOPAMINE | FEEDBACK | LOOPS
Beady-eyed brethren parlour
  04/10/18
authentic-human-laughter-sound effect-v8.aiff
red crawly area
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comical site
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Beady-eyed brethren parlour
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@jbillinson Sen. Brian Schatz is the youngest one to ques...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
*senator schatz sliding into ur dms*
vengeful senate stain
  04/10/18
I poasted this above earlier http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
dark psychic
  04/10/18
http://i.4cdn.org/g/1523395166767.webm
Beady-eyed brethren parlour
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shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor
  04/10/18
that fucking terminator t800 scan to his right kills me
Beady-eyed brethren parlour
  04/10/18
literal LOL
comical site
  04/10/18
caesar cut looking fresh af
Translucent institution knife
  04/10/18
@holden Facebook wants you to simultaneously believe that...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
@TheDweck SENATOR: “Would you agree that it’s bad for Faceb...
bespoke philosopher-king
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...
comical site
  04/10/18
@WillOremus Mark Zuckerberg claiming that Facebook users co...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
Booker gonna book
Light school cafeteria
  04/10/18
"we'll take a five minute break for you to use the char...
comical site
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@MEPFuller It's been nice today to have so many people i...
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/G_S_Bhogal/status/983799972402483201
bespoke philosopher-king
  04/10/18
https://twitter.com/wilw/status/983871610095456256
bespoke philosopher-king
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Date: April 10th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: dark psychic

lol at the super-dyke commentator in vest and tie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808454)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: dark psychic

he better prepare anus, bout to get BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808476)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained Theatre

jelly of zuck here. this is some real michael corleone shit

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring filthpig



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: learning disabled curious church

(rice paddy descendant)

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

how did this nerd get so handsome?

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner

(priscilla)

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

are you watching the stream? this guy looks straight out of hollywood

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: dark psychic

(guy impressed by anyone wearing a suit)

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner

(helen keller)

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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: vivacious heaven



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: learning disabled curious church

simple: he came out of his mother's vagina with white skin

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry

Jfc look at those vulture photographers

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: dark psychic

lol at these fucktarded geriatric boomers understanding anything nuanced about the internet

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

WTF is zuckerberg doing with his head?

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry

He is such a weird looking fucker. It's uncomfortable to look at him for very long

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: dark psychic

I'm not half as aspie as him, and that shit would give me unbelievable anxiety

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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: sepia pit



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac territorial center persian

that's ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808610)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring filthpig

what has he said so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808694)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: dark psychic

nothing. The dumb boomers are pontificating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808698)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring filthpig

I hate boomers, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808727)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808807)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring filthpig

what are they asking him about? someone give me the blow-by-blow analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808819)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808885)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

he's so composed. looks presidential. wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808734)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: dark psychic

lol run him in 2020 and see what happens, lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808767)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Ebony box office

'not a big enough view of responsibility'

'sorry for the hate speech'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808749)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Ebony box office

OFC the thing that brings hearings is TRUMP utilizing tech capabilities.

GOP did not give a single shit when search engines, social media and content services filtered out right-wing content and thinking. Did not give a single shit when their kids were being pumped full of (((heinous))) garbage.

And now, even as a minority party, libs compell hearings and inquiry into the equal sharing of social media data capabilities with the TRUMP campaign. These boomer Republicans are giving the country away, lazy doddering fucking faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941215&forum_id=2#35779287)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808755)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Ebony box office

LOL THESE OLD FAGGOTS READING OFF QUESTIONS ABOUT TECH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808808)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling sapphire dysfunction electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809443)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808818)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/983782033104056320

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808826)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Exciting mildly autistic deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808863)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808867)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@ddayen

Zuck's statement is literally the college interview answer "The problem is I'm too conscientious and generous" #AskZuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808848)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808888)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Weed Whacker

All the $$$ in the world and this kid walks into SuperCuts and asks for a #4 all over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808873)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808933)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: vivacious heaven

I can't rule out the Flowbee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810407)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/983782967922384897

"The people are too stupid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808879)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: dark psychic

tbf, that's correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808901)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor

Then we should default to stringent privacy laws, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809225)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

Bill Nelson just humiliated himself suggesting FB could be a paid product to opt of out ads. How old rich and out of touch do you have to be to think people would actually pay for FB? GTFO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808896)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: dark psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808907)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808909)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: learning disabled curious church

I'd pay for FB if it meant I didn't get sold to advertisers. It'd get rid of a lot of the shit that makes it terrible. Like poors and olds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810043)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808920)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

lol at zuckerberg taking a proactive approach to police what's okay and NOT okay on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808921)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Ebony box office

here we go, THUNE ON H8SPEECH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808926)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Ebony box office

He's leaning on ISIS

5-10 years to determine h8speech by AI systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808952)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Ebony box office

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/mark-zuckerberg-optimistic-ai-tools-to-flag-remove-hate-speech-on-facebook-will-be-developed-in-5-10-years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810434)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808941)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

Acting normal coaching failing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808948)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808990)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@FranklinFoer

Zuckerberg's response to the flaws of Facebook is to make his own company an even more powerful gatekeeper.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808979)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809228)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@RVAwonk

Zuckerberg: "You are not allowed to have a fake account" on Facebook.

...still sticking by his defense that if someone broke the rules, Facebook isn't responsible for the fallout.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808981)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: dark psychic

"there will always be a VERSION of facebook that is free"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808995)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: talented church building

https://twitter.com/abeaujon/status/983747235417608192?s=09

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35808997)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: talented church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809139)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: talented church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809140)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: cerise ratface

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809669)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: learning disabled curious church

adding a booster seat to counter congress lowering your chair to make you look like a baby is an alpha move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810058)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@ddayen

Hatch saying effectively "hey Facebook has to make a living right?"

Facebook has 50% margins and made $20 billion last year.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809000)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry

He should have gone with the Jesse Eisenberg-version of Zuckerberg at this hearing. I would have respected him more for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809005)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Ebony box office

Hatch: what legislation would you like after Cambridge Analytical?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809006)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@philipaklein

Whoever coached Zuckerberg clearly instructed him to push the "started in my dorm room" line. I've heard it at least 3 times, and I'm only half listening.

---

This is where the $1,000/hr BIGLAW coaching came in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809007)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry

They must have also told him to start every answer with "Senator"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809024)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@ddayen

The word "Instagram" has yet to be uttered in this hearing. Or "WhatsApp," at least from Senators.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809022)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809023)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Ebony box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809036)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

He's going to get a rimjob in the back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809042)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: dark psychic

saying "Senator" before literally every one sentence answer is extremely grating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809028)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Harsh Business Firm Dingle Berry

"Senator, my apologies."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809035)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: green hairraiser locus

it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809088)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: vivacious heaven

https://i.imgur.com/Mk3FFhw.gifv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35812627)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: vivacious heaven

https://v.redd.it/rprerojco7r01

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35816154)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac territorial center persian

Sen. Cantwell comes across as quite a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809034)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Ebony box office

outfoxing the foxes?

PALANTIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809059)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: comical site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809119)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809056)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: irradiated costumed mental disorder headpube

like with a cloth?

cackle cackle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809106)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab

ljl at maria cantwell trying to seem technologically more hip than fucking mark zuckberberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809057)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Ebony box office

cr

she should probably know what she is talking about, let alone how to explain it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809069)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@danpfeiffer

The congressional staff that prepped these Senators for this hearing didn’t do a great job. These questions are ill-informed and nonsensical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809070)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: dark psychic

it's because the vast majority of Congressmen/women are poli sci shithead lolyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809080)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809086)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Sound Barrier Corner

180 moniker, but it has been proven that lawyers are the smartest people in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35811462)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

cr. this is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809113)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: comical site

"Does facebook have cookies?

om nom nom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809131)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Rose mentally impaired boistinker piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35811644)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@RVAwonk

Sen. Cantwell: Do you think Palantir has ever scraped data from FB?

Zuckerberg: Senator, I'm not aware of that. (Later says he's "not that familiar with what Palantir does")

*Palantir was cofounded by Peter Thiel, who serves on the board of Facebook*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809084)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/983789651365388288

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809091)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809126)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809243)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

‏@mattyglesias

Markets soar today on the realization that in fact nobody will be held accountable for Facebook’s many lapses of judgment or ethics.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809115)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: talented church building
Subject: Reminder

There was no privacy outcry when Barack Obama's 2012 campaign took advantage of the same Graph API to exfiltrate information of tens of millions of Facebook users without each voter's knowledge and consent.

Time.com's report immediately after the election was laudatory. Extracting data from Facebook, it said, "will transform the way campaigns are conducted in the future." It concluded, presciently, that by 2016 the Obama campaign's approach "is almost certain to be the norm."

The Obama campaign's extensive harvesting of social graph data triggered Facebook's internal safeguards, according to an article a year later in The New York Times Magazine. But Facebook allowed it to continue. "It was more like we blew through an alarm that their engineers hadn't planned for or knew about," Will St. Clair, a programmer for the campaign, told the magazine. "They'd sigh and say, 'You can do this as long as you stop doing it on Nov. 7.'"

"We ingested the entire U.S. social graph," Carol Davidsen, director of data integration and media analytics for Obama for America, told The Washington Post this week. "We would ask permission to basically scrape your profile, and also scrape your friends, basically anything that was available to scrape. We scraped it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809134)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner

*scrape scrape scrape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809191)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: talented church building

According to The Guardian, Obama’s new database would be gathered by asking individual volunteers to log into Obama’s reelection site using their Facebook credentials. “Consciously or otherwise,” The Guardian states, “the individual volunteer will be injecting all the information they store publicly on their Facebook page — home location, date of birth, interests and, crucially, network of friends — directly into the central Obama database.”

Facebook had no problem with such activity then. They do now. There’s a reason for that. The former Obama director of integration and media analytics stated that, during the 2012 campaign, Facebook allowed the Obama team to “suck out the whole social graph”; Facebook “was surprised we were able to suck out the whole social graph, but they didn’t stop us once they realized that was what we were doing.” She added, “They came to [the] office in the days following election recruiting & were very candid that they allowed us to do things they wouldn’t have allowed someone else to do because they were on our side.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809214)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Ebony box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809305)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809321)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: violet impertinent depressive marketing idea

Post some fucking links man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809357)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: talented church building

http://thehill.com/opinion/technology/379245-whats-genius-for-obama-is-scandal-when-it-comes-to-trump

http://reason.com/archives/2018/03/23/cambridge-analytics-dust-up-reveals-lawm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809753)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: bull headed round eye

Did Obama's campaign manager sit on the board of a British data firm that was asked to help Russian agents use Facebook to conduct mass social engineering campaigns on behalf of the campaign? Lol at you treasonous worms forgetting that little detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809763)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Ebony box office

Patrick Leahy comes out for Myanmar Jihadis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809162)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Ebony box office

*Leahy asks for censorship*

*Leahy decries Chinese censorship*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809180)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Rose mentally impaired boistinker piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35811650)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

lindsey graham is KILLING zuckerberg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809206)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

People coordinate anti-war protests on Facebook. This MUST END!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809224)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@MattGertz

It is possible that having a political system that advantages candidates based on their ability to raise large sums of money and spout talking points on TV is a bit of a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809208)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@ddayen

The audience literally laughed at Zuck when he gave the BS answer about not feeling like a monopoly. That was the moment.

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/983794690465071106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809236)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: dark psychic

it's not his fault, though

if you want to compete, you have to make a superior product.

Same with Amazon and Google.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809252)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Ebony box office

He didn't want to name a competitor to help them

He's not a monopoly ofc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809272)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@ddayen

Keep in mind that Klobuchar is the ranking member of the Antitrust Subcommittee and yet it took Lindsey Graham to ask if Facebook is a monopoly. She's highlighting her legislation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809251)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chest-beating property gunner

Libs just can't stop forcememing FAKE NEWTH as the reason Hillary lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809259)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Spectacular Wine Office Therapy

Reminder: THEY AREN'T GOING TO DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE COMPROMISING USER PRIVACY IS FUNDAMENTAL TO THE CONTINUED EXISTENCE OF THE INTERNET.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809268)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Ebony box office

what is "this"? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809277)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: indecent onyx library

(pearl clutching shitlib who was ecstatic at how "smart" obama campaign was at using FB in 2008)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809285)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

Klobachur apparently was a total disgrace.

https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/983795601702711302

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809299)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Ebony box office

Election was just thousands of votes in a couple states!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809324)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@FranklinFoer

Senator: Do you preside over a creepy, manipulative surveillance system that is spreading lies and misinformation at the behest of genocidal actors and democracy-shredding regimes?

Zuck: Let me have my team get back to you.

Senator: Terrific. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809334)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Ebony box office

GOP boomers taking the chance to learn how Facebook works except Lindsey Graham running his usual creepy faggot flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809337)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Ebony box office

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809392)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@guycecil

One thing is clear from the Facebook hearing. Many Senators on this committee have no idea how any of this works, are reading staff-written questions & have very little ability to ask meaningful follow up questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809344)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@jbarro

Seems like it would be good to have some staff-conducted questioning in this hearing, and in any other hearing on a fairly technical matter (not just technological matters)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809352)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@profmarlowe

Senators worried about the length of the Facebook privacy statement can't be bothered to read and understand one of their own questions ahead of time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809363)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Ebony box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809367)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

Senator *Durbin* asks Zuckerberg if he'd be comfortable sharing the name of the hotel he stayed in last night. Zuckerberg: "Uh......no." Durbin: "That might be what this is all about: your right to privacy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809368)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809411)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

That's like a 107 IQ tops trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809415)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor

i actually can't believe he didn't just out the hotel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809424)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Diverse Grizzly Becky

It was undoubtedly one of the 5 star hotels -- if not a private mansion rented for the occasion -- and Zuck thought he was getting common-man-pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35811040)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Translucent institution knife

Dick Drunk Durbin dropping bombs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809538)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: red crawly area

Congressman: So tell us something about yourself that we don’t know, Mr. Zuckerberg.

The Zuckerberg: I am a model 255.03- 5 Alpha Mark XV terrestrial infiltration unit designed to survey weaknesses in host populations.

Congressman: What?

The Zuckerberg: Oh, I like fishing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809377)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: jet big locale main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809385)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Wine Office Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809430)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809486)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Maroon glittery shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809568)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab

I’m irritated by the wagecuck shrew and Jewish guy behind him. Anyone else? I track it back to my own resentment at being merely a foot soldier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809405)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

that chick is kyoot AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809435)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab

i hope you're not serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809521)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/Millican17/status/983796793069768704

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809428)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@PCBushi

The same people who churn out 1,000 page bills and then vote on them without reading



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809455)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/983779936040357889

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809489)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Mauve national reading party

DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809514)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: dark psychic

can't answer whether it's a "neutral public forum" or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809506)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: comical site

DOES NOT COMPUTE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809513)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/983801604519407616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809528)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab

this world isn't for the truth tellers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809536)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809530)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809535)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: dark psychic

Man he started off pretty strong, but he is getting gaped now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809537)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

TED CRUZ WITH THE BRUTAL PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809542)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@ddayen

Cruz is insufferable, but underneath his working of the refs is the point that no one CEO should have the power of arbitrating political speech.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809547)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: dark psychic

FB shares up 4+%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809551)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

The market knows the Senate is so old they couldn't regulate Facebook even if they tried!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809567)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@JoshuaGreen

OMG, Ted Cruz just dragged Zuckerberg for blocking Diamond & Silk's page. Definitely a national priority!

---

LYING TED DEFENDING BLACK WOMYN HE WOKE ENOUGH FOR YOU YET LIBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809557)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: vengeful senate stain

how much info does zuck have on the people in the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809563)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809570)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: vengeful senate stain

Date: April 10th, 2018 4:15 PM

Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)

https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/983779936040357889

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809489)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809576)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809608)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@esaagar

Zuckerberg: "I think it is a fair concern" to wonder about bias at Facebook." Well there you go folks

---

Narrator: this is what he was coached not to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809571)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Tan Laser Beams Sweet Tailpipe

zuckerberg is a secret trumpmo. said silicon valley is "extremely left wing". ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809606)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: learning disabled curious church

i've been saying this all along - how many trumpmo white nationalists who have married minorities is the tally up to now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810094)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@robbysoave

Mark Zuckerberg is now living out every young person's worst nightmare: trying to explain how tech stuff works to the nation's elderly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809618)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/203520777226690561

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809631)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: dark psychic

well Trump got gaped on this clearly

if you had bought FB in 2012, you would've made good money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809640)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/axios/status/983804732664934402

When you pay for BIGLAW coaching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809650)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: cerise ratface

seems like he never saw that question coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809836)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809665)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: laughsome windowlicker state

XO Cruz making lawyers proud. Intelligence clearly gapes this aspie tech dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809704)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Marvelous Rusted French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809732)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Bateful legal warrant liquid oxygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1au3RS5wrU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809747)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

"unacceptable, or deplorable"

DESTROYED HIM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809784)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: dark psychic

youngest senator only one to use term "DMs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809768)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: vengeful senate stain

also, has hapa kids like zuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810030)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab

chris coons (yale law) is killing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809878)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

Why don't they just let the smartest person in both parties ask all the questions instead of this embarrassing spectacle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809889)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab

is that coons or cruz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809900)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

Both. THose would be the 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809904)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: boyish newt rehab

hey faggot, you don't need to say senator for every answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809893)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: comical site

"Senator, the proper salutation is very linguistically nuanced."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809960)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brethren parlour

DOPAMINE | FEEDBACK | LOOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809949)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: red crawly area

authentic-human-laughter-sound effect-v8.aiff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809953)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: comical site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809962)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brethren parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809996)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@jbillinson

Sen. Brian Schatz is the youngest one to question Zuckerberg so far and you know that because he just called them "DMs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35809970)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: vengeful senate stain

*senator schatz sliding into ur dms*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810017)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: dark psychic

I poasted this above earlier

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&mc=185&forum_id=2#35809768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810020)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brethren parlour

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1523395166767.webm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810131)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: shivering cumskin fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810181)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brethren parlour

that fucking terminator t800 scan to his right kills me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810187)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: comical site

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810301)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Translucent institution knife

caesar cut looking fresh af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810349)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@holden

Facebook wants you to simultaneously believe that average users can know how their data will be used while claiming Facebook's engineers had no idea that data could be misused in the way that it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810194)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@TheDweck

SENATOR: “Would you agree that it’s bad for Facebook to steal users’ blood and use it to create a clone army?”

ZUCK: “That’s an interesting question that I’ll have to discuss further with our team. Did you know I started this company in my dorm room?”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810196)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: comical site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810277)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@WillOremus

Mark Zuckerberg claiming that Facebook users consented to letting *their friends* give their personal data to Aleksandr Kogan is one of the biggest whoppers of the day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810221)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Light school cafeteria

Booker gonna book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810336)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: comical site

"we'll take a five minute break for you to use the charging port"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810378)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

@MEPFuller

It's been nice today to have so many people interested in a Capitol Hill hearing.

I'm sure the hearing this week about whether Congress should grant the president authority to strike Syria will also draw a cr—oh, wait.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810451)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/G_S_Bhogal/status/983799972402483201

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35810603)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: bespoke philosopher-king

https://twitter.com/wilw/status/983871610095456256

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3944773&forum_id=2#35811624)