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I have access to CharlesXII's OKC profile. I'm his new dating manager. (Krampus)
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:28 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface 100% not flame and Charles can confirm.
Basically, it became frickin obvious to everyone that on his own Charles would not make a single move on this dating thing. So a consortium of poasters, of whom I am the public face, decided to take a more active role.
Here is what we've done so far:
(1) An unnamed poaster in the DC area took a bunch of pictures of CharlesXII around town. These pictures were then sent to a committee of heterosexual women and men who are very confident in their masculinity. This committee picked the best pictures, which were used for the profile.
(2) An OKC profile was created. Charles answered the questions and wrote a first attempt at a profile. My IRL wife (whom I met on OKC) then read his profile, told me what parts seem creepy to a girl, and we rewrote those parts.
(3) We set our filter to Catholic girls under 29. Charles has already, or will shortly, like every girl with whom he is at least a 90% match. He will then send a message to every chick he has liked. There are quite a few Catholic girls on OKC in DC, including at least three who are also no sex until marriage types.
(4) I have his OKC password and read a lot of these profiles of chicks he will message. I draft messages and send them to him. If he approves, I send the messages as him.
So far, none of his messages or likes have resulted in a reply. He has received four "likes" but because he does not have the premium tier of OKC we don't know who they are from.
Taking advice and q's. |
Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:29 PM Author: mustard glittery center mexican I am a serial OKCer, I recommend:
1. Buy premium
2. Allows you to see answers to VERY specific Qs
3. I do it to filter for LIKING ANAL and SEX on first date, not flame
4. I get laid ... a lot |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface I don't think you and Chuck are looking for the same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902862) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: mustard glittery center mexican my pt is he can do it toward his preferred type, dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902865) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface btw, before we set the filter to Catholic, a large number of the girls he was a high % match with were ETHIOPIAN. Lots of sexually conservative, highly religious Ethiopian girls in the DC suburbs. But they do not accept the Council of Chalcedon so we aren't messaging them yet.
Lots of Fairfax County Latinas. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM Author: Motley set selfie disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903254) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:28 PM Author: very tactful library i dated a colombian catholic girl in college and it was an unmitigated 180, easily one of my favorite relationships. charles: discriminate against religious latina babes at your peril (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904429) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: Useless theater 180
Have you considered adding the lyrics to Whitney Houston's "How Will I Know?" to his profile? just spitballin' here |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface ty for the advice of adding the lyrics to Whitney Houston's "How Will I Know" to his profile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902868) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM Author: Useless theater look, i'm flexible here. it can also be "I Wanna Dance (With Somebody)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902886) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: aquamarine rigor trailer park 1) Will you be sending lick messages?
2) Please send lick messages
3) You mention your "IRL wife" - do you have a non-IRL wife? |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface there's a couple of RPGs where I have non-IRL wives yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902873) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:51 AM Author: Twinkling dashing theatre poast ur waifu stacks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906905) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface Couple of areas where we need advice:
(1)To what extent should Chuck keep the answers to his questions private or hidden?
(2) How to come up with a good message for a girl with a thin profile? My strat is to pick something from their profile and comment on it. So like, if the girl is a big Mets fan, I'll say something like "So what did you think of the Mets defensive miscues last night?" - but some chicks have no info in their profile just banalities |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:38 PM Author: Odious blood rage 1) nothing private. answer as many as possible and make them all public 2) just comment on their looks by saying something like "Normally, I would've started the conversation with something from your profile, but you didn't give me much to work with, so I'll just say [insert physical compliment here]" |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:39 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface How to phrase the physical compliment? I assume he cant just say "Unnnnnnnnng DAT ASS" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902933) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Odious blood rage don't overthink it, just something more specific than "you're gorgeous" e.g. "you have beautiful eyes" |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:43 PM Author: Useless theater "You have the kind of eyes that make me want to raise my arms from my sides." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902963) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:44 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902966) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:39 PM Author: Useless theater Re: (2), sure but have it be playful, not just asking them what they think about something they're interested in.
"What did you think about the Mets defensive miscues" ?????????????????? She has no idea what the fuck that even means. "Nationals are hosting the Mets on May (XX). I'll take you if you promise not to do the typical Mets fan thing." she'll ask what that is, and your reply almost doesn't matter |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:39 PM Author: Lascivious Yellow Karate Striped Hyena Most thin profile chicks are looking for low-effort sex with chads. You should probably steer clear of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902936) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM Author: Primrose stain (1) is less about dating strategy and more just shyness on my part; I'm sensitive about having semi-public answers to sex questions and the like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902944) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:33 PM Author: Primrose stain Can confirm this is all not flame.
An awful lot of girls on OKC like travel and Harry Potter. Who knew? |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:47 PM Author: wild histrionic mad-dog skullcap there's a reason why "partner in crime" and "just as comfortable in a little black dress and heels for a night on the town as in sweats with a bottle of wine and netflix" became powerful bort memes.
just keep in mind everyone has their own levels of discomfort with putting themselves out there but all the girls on okc WANT to meet someone |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:39 PM Author: Bipolar Friendly Grandma Find a good Orthodox girl and join the non-filioque team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902931) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM Author: Primrose stain Describe process. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35902949) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:43 PM Author: Bipolar Friendly Grandma 1. Find good, Orthodox girl 2. ???? 3. Get married while wearing crowns! |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:55 PM Author: Hairraiser hot pocket flask 4. Do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES confess that the Holy Ghost proceedeth from the Son.
5. SERIOUSLY NOT ALLOWED |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 10:09 PM Author: Primrose stain Just do find a good Orthodox girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905117) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: sinister sex offender place of business redundant; good girl already implies orthodoxheroine in this clown world of cumskin modernity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35908796) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: Primrose stain CR, but the point is these people are exceptionally rare and not really linked into my depraved social network. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909132) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:11 PM Author: sinister sex offender place of business xo is mostly chill 6'3 leaders in the orthodox church tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910212) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Bipolar Friendly Grandma 6'3" Orthodox bro here, can confirm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910765) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:17 PM Author: Lilac appetizing crotch lol, what is orthodoxy's stance on NOWAGs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910783) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Bipolar Friendly Grandma Very few Orthodox Christian azns, although there are some evangelical outreaches in China, Philippines, Japan, and elsewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910801) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:21 PM Author: Lilac appetizing crotch odd when MOTHER RUSSIA is right next to China, Korea, Japan etc.
as a pathethic bleating NOWAG, I'd probably instantly convert to Orthodoxy if I met some Russian/Belarussian/Moldovan/Transistrian chick or whatever.
the one upside about coming from a NOWAG culture is basically having no cultural heritage, so you can be a total cultural chameleon. |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:23 PM Author: Bipolar Friendly Grandma Oh, there are plenty of Russian azns who are Orthodox. But most of the Russian azns are Muslim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910825) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:24 PM Author: Lilac appetizing crotch tbqf I'd convert to Islam too if that was neccesary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910828) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:22 PM Author: Primrose stain I'm only 5'10, seems like a fatal flaw in your proposal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910812) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:22 PM Author: Lilac appetizing crotch 5'11 actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910816) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:42 PM Author: wild histrionic mad-dog skullcap get OKC premium.
it sounds like maybe in the early going you are too focused on finding "ideal" matches instead of just sending out good intros to any chicks who are maybe in sync who he finds cute. i.e., better to send decent openers to 30 chicks who you think are 65%+ compatible than perfect openers to 5 chicks who you think are 90%+ compatible. keep churning out those intro messages and spend some time to make them funny/interesting/relevant.
i remember it being fairly important to answer a bunch of those dumb app personality questions and I assume you are doing that.
what's the makeup of the cohort of shrews fine tuning his profile? remember, many women are actually terrible at that stuff, not to mention he's looking for a specific type, and ur average cock carousel shitlib heathen 30-something 100 IQ shrew wouldn't get it. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:54 PM Author: obsidian ticket booth giraffe literally loling that there are "at least 3" catholic girls on OKC in DC who are waiting until marriage. unbelievable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903025) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:55 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface Two of them are really hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903036) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:58 PM Author: Well-lubricated supple jew windowlicker I can’t speak for Catholics but the best evangelical girls were on Match. You might want to put a profile on a couple of other sites. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903055) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:58 PM Author: Contagious property 180 krampus ur a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903057) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 4:59 PM Author: coral kitty prole As a long-time CXII aficionado, I say go for the Ethiopian girls. Would've excellentcontent creation if nothing else (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903063) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:09 PM Author: Razzmatazz internal respiration why is he not on christian mingle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903123) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:11 PM Author: territorial fighting stag film Isn’t eharmony the one for christmos who want to get married? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903140) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:18 PM Author: wild histrionic mad-dog skullcap it's a paysite and more focused on marriage for people who are done with the cock carousel which means the fucking that occurs is 100% BAREBACK. christian mingle is what he would need for VOLCEL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903172) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:12 PM Author: wild histrionic mad-dog skullcap i knew a smoking hot ethiopian chick in college but she had something else in her that softened her features and gave her normal teeth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903143) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:18 PM Author: Marvelous hospital Wow. Just wow. I offered similar assistance to Charles and we even discussed it a bit, and to be cut out of the loop like this? Honestly it hurts a little.
I'm not sure if OKCupid is really the right format for Charles. The new tinder-esque match format might fuck him. Chicks are not even going to see his messages until he matches with them. If he's resigned to OKC, he should probably just rapidly "like" every girl he finds attractive and then dig into their profiles and message them if he matches with them. Sending cold openers to chicks he hasn't matched with is probably a waste of time. He should be on an site where his messages are definitely going to get through to the chicks. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:22 PM Author: bonkers spot i think this is good advice.
okcupid has turned mostly into just another swipe app.
most people aren't reading the profiles or putting anything of substance into them.
and if a girl has a lengthy profile, she's probably been on the site forever and taken her share of cocks and psychological damage. that's not charles' target market.
he can still search for profiles that mention God or faith or Catholic or whatever, and maybe he'll find a few hits worth messaging where they are specifically looking for a guy like charles, but overall i think it would be worth it to go for eharmony (if it still exists). eharmony (at least used to) have a wholesome, religious vibe and was basically made for guys like charles who are shy and struggle making the first move. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:45 PM Author: drunken school cafeteria Looking forward to seeing this incel freak get brutally NOWWGd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903357) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 5:54 PM Author: Clear doctorate Methinks he should also sign up for Match and Christian mingle. Pay sites are a good filter to get serious chicks looking for a relationship and not just the attention and validation of online randos. God speed! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903426) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:21 PM Author: Marvelous hospital I signed up for eHarmony a long time ago when I was really in a "relationship" mood. One chick I was talking to from her profile was by all accounts a "good girl." She told me in texts that she was going to make me experience the greatest pleasure I had ever experienced, which seemed a bit too good to be true, but I rolled with it. This was pre-tinder, pre-rampant hookups, and I was going through a lengthy post-breakup sex drought.
Well this "looking for a sweet and genuine man to spend my life with chick" came over and less than three minutes after meeting me pushed me onto the couch and was working my cock in her mouth. She straddled me and I meekly suggested a condom, to which she said "you'll like how this feels better without one, that's what morning after pills are for." We fucked off and on 14 times from about 4pm through 8am, until I was having orgasms with nothing coming out.
I'm sure there are good chicks on the religious dating sites, but they need to be vetted just like any other sluts. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:12 PM Author: bonkers spot i think i jizzed 14 times just reading this poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904330) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:22 PM Author: Electric locale didn't bother to read thread but i'm gonna chime in anyway.
none of this matters. charles is afraid of women and they can sense it. They're repulsed by it. he has to grow a sack before a chick will give him the time of day. he's not willing to have his ego hurt so he'll never show enough courage to attract a mate.
charles, don't forget, you have to be brave to find a woman. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 6:54 PM Author: Primrose stain I am brave on a great many other things. I just need to transition that to the one area of my life where I am permanently a loser 14-yo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35903789) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Electric locale i'm glad you read my poast. the key to getting good at women is striking out a shit ton, NOT FLAME. not only does striking out reveal to you your own dating market value, it will reveal the type of chick who's attracted to you. this is probably the best advice you'll ever receive about women. also, never listen to female advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904266) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:58 AM Author: excitant hideous corn cake (female) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906561) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:26 PM Author: Floppy Point Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910850) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: sinister sex offender place of business don't listen to this shit bro we're all going to maek it.
believe me, ive actually done the "autistic dork who clearly is an autistic dork" to confident with girls thing.
just remember literally nothing matters bc not everyone wants to smash but there are millions of them.
unemployed? doesn't matter
bald? doesn't matter
no "natural" rapport with 21 year old beckys? doesn't matter, of course you don't want to "naturally" have the mind of some sorority bimbo
sure, eing short or bald or unemployed matters to some particular girl in some particular context but who gives a fuck what they think? nothing can prevent you from obtaining the precise kind of bitch you want when you have the ability to try out an infinite number; it just doesn't matter if you get dinged literally 99% of the time by the girls you want because 1% is still effectively infinite.
you just have to get over how some pumo is going to have a 99/1 ratio the opposite of your 1/99 ratio. that's pride fucking with you and has nothing to do with you getting what you want. this is America. aim high, fuck the haters, get everything you ever dreamed of by dint of transcendent willpower alone because that is your birthright and destiny. godspeed.
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 7:43 PM Author: titillating station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904087) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 7:45 PM Author: coral kitty prole just set him up with your wife's sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904098) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:14 PM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904343) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:15 PM Author: concupiscible effete step-uncle's house extremely lulzy thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904350) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:19 PM Author: Flickering swashbuckling shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904377) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:21 PM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut (guy that looks gift free t-shirt in the mouth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904382) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:32 PM Author: zippy field scourge upon the earth I recommend NOT avoiding cliches. We make fun of all the "love to travel" and "partner in crime" stuff, but IRL these women aren't on xo and don't read other chicks' profiles, so they don't know how uninspired these references come across as. Just go with it and say you like travel too, and make a pun about being criminals together. It doesn't hurt to put these cliches in your profile either. Don't think you need to reflect your personality in your profile or be super unique. If you're a cynic, save that for later. You want the profile to be enthusiastic, positive and accessible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904454) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut online dating is basically a BIGLAW interview? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904557) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Hairless sickened church building 21-year-old law teen giving you a branded Camelbak before she dings you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905750) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM Author: bonkers spot this is good advice.
definitely don't come across as a cynic who hates life.
women are looking for someone fun to do "things" with, so they can post about it on instagram and facebook and make it look like they're living an interesting life.
they are *not* looking for someone who comes across as cold, negative, and/or boring.
it's also good to keep the profile short. profiles that read like novels reek of desperation, which is the last thing a woman finds attractive in a man.
women like ambition, so definitely put something in there about your job and any goals you are trying to achieve (maybe a place you want to visit, or an activity/skill you are trying to conquer, etc.) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: pink heady parlour TCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35908839) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Floppy Point Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910853) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 PM Author: lavender rehab private investor excellent advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905952) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:59 AM Author: excitant hideous corn cake Shit, true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906563) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:32 PM Author: bonkers spot the other thing to remember is that you have to actually force yourself to go through with the dating process and get as many reps as possible.
it's awkward at first, but don't worry about it. you get better with practice. and everyone blows dates, so if you do, don't dwell on it or let it destroy your confidence. also, don't get your hopes too tied up in one girl. |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:34 PM Author: territorial fighting stag film He has at least one experience with blowing a date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904887) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:35 PM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35904891) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 10:30 PM Author: Sick amethyst state are you kidding? AMAZING content (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905313) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 10:34 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface Just messaged an Asian girl who loves to travel and asked her to provide Charles advice on where his next vacation should be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905332) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:06 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface Just messaged an Asian girl who loves MUSEUMS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905615) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:10 PM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut how many asians are in DC jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905645) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:11 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface I'm frankly surprised at the number of Catholic Asian girls in DC. I'm guessing Filipino or Vietnamese? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905659) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:12 PM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut Yes, French colonies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905674) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: pink heady parlour Lots of FLIPS in DMV area. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35908842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Lascivious Yellow Karate Striped Hyena Time for a date at the Museum of the Bible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905736) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:27 AM Author: bonkers spot an asian girl for charles isn't a bad idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906184) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:47 AM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut Fish in a barrel for any white man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906324) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:01 AM Author: Twinkling dashing theatre no, it's a HORRIBLE idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906915) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:11 AM Author: lavender rehab private investor He should actually exclude the entire race of AZN. It's too easy, he'd use it as a crutch and he'd end up stuck with one of the first unfortunate bug ladies he interacts with instead of putting in some work and getting a cute white American he's actually compatible with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35907718) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:14 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface found a white girl who is Catholic and likes board games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905688) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:28 PM Author: Know-it-all walnut multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905800) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:34 PM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut Warhammer or Sorry! ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:35 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface sent a message to find out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35905848) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:04 PM Author: Disturbing mint voyeur tanning salon Lol at CXII scouring the directions to the Game of Life for a strategic edge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909057) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:07 PM Author: salmon location boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909082) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:56 AM Author: bateful theater stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906556) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:16 AM Author: Jet startling forum How do I get in on the cabal of poasters helping Charles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906099) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:46 AM Author: Bronze boyish casino Why you would help the man is beyond me. If he succeeds he will leave forever. Another petal fallen from the increasingly sullen flower that is autoadmit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906314) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 AM Author: Jet startling forum I am benevolent and I am convinced xoxo is the hotel California. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35906371) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:07 AM Author: provocative bistre hell Charles needs to get in shape and (I assume) fix his diet. Has anyone been assigned to help him in this category yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35907691) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:10 AM Author: Primrose stain I took care of that on my own. Lost 70 lb in one year and now bulking up. Still have a ways to go before it's genuinely impressive but I vaulted from maybe a 25th percentile physique to a 75th percentile one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35907707) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 10:10 AM Author: provocative bistre hell good job brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35907709) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:21 PM Author: bateful theater stage You are ready. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35908682) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:34 PM Author: fragrant ladyboy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35908787) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: Sick amethyst state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35908809) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: cobalt french dilemma cumskin Lost 70 lbs jfc good job but how fucking fat were you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35908812) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:00 PM Author: Primrose stain I'm 5'10, went from a peak of 220 down to 150. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909013) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: bonkers spot sweet.
btw, part of being that overweight for a while will really affect your self-confidence around women, even for a while after you lose the weight, because you are accustomed to that self-conscious mindset.
similarly, fat girls who end up losing weight still tend to not realize their new level of attractiveness. (btw, on that note, might be a good idea to target a formerly fat girl who is still self-conscious...) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: Primrose stain Sadly I've always been incredibly self-conscious regardless of weight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909127) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Irradiated queen of the night juggernaut Treadmill desk at 2 mph. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909703) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:38 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface Okay I found an Evangelical Asian girl who has a degree from Wharton but wants to become a missionary in China. She is looking for either a guy who already speaks Mandarin or a guy willing to learn Mandarin. 97% match with Charles on the questions.
Is Protestantism going to be a dealbreaker here? |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:43 PM Author: Jet startling forum Probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909365) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Shaky Adventurous Kitchen Idea He Suggested Might as well choose a satanist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909727) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: fragrant ladyboy girls who are that arbitrarily specific should be avoided (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Lilac appetizing crotch I will volunteer my services to pretend to be Charles on the phone if we need to fake Mandarin fluency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909890) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Primrose stain At that point why not just date her yourself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909900) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Lilac appetizing crotch probably would go very poorly. i'm basically kryptonite to Chinese women. this has been tested dozens of times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35909905) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:21 PM Author: sinister sex offender place of business lol at xo crowdsourcing phone calls.
I can volunteer to fake a chill alpha voice and a knowledge of frat bros who spent the best two years of their lives at HBS |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: salmon location boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910771) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Bipolar Friendly Grandma No, Charles deserves better than a fungible azn girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910774) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Lilac appetizing crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910779) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:22 PM Author: salmon location boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910818) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:18 PM Author: Disturbing mint voyeur tanning salon Evangelize the Evangelicial. I'm sure CXII's THEOLOGICAL RIGOR can get this girl on board with transubstantion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910788) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:22 PM Author: soul-stirring ratface So far CharlesXII has gotten four "likes" on OKC. Since he has <><><>NOPREMIUM<><><> we don't know which four girls liked him. If we "like" a girl who liked him, OKC will tell us.
So far CharlesXII is spamming likes but hasn't found one of the four. It's like playing a frustrating game of battleship. |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:51 PM Author: fragrant ladyboy do we need to crowdfund his premium access too?
FFS |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:55 PM Author: provocative bistre hell how much is it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910630) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:18 PM Author: salmon location boiling water Someone set this shit up. I'll donate $10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910790) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Lilac appetizing crotch me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910798) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: Godawful Liquid Oxygen Box Office The likes are probably all from the Philippines (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35910644) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:36 PM Author: Useless theater pay for premium FFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35911337) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: sinister sex offender place of business (anti-semite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35911414) |
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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:50 PM Author: chocolate razzle-dazzle stead electric furnace When you're done with his profile can you do mine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3957631&forum_id=2#35911456) |