OFFICIAL AVENGERS: INFINITY WARS DISCUSSION THREAD **SPOILER ALERT**
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Date: April 25th, 2018 3:03 PM Author: Snowy market
First off, this is BY FAR, the craziest fucking Marvel movie I have ever seen. EVERYONE DIES. EVERYONE!!!
Thanos fights the Hulk in the opening scene, obviously to show the audience how strong Thanos is even with just one infinity stone. Absolutely crushes Hulk. In later scenes Banner tries to summon Hulk and Hulk refuses to appear. CRAZY. Loki also dies.
Thanos starts out imba as fuuuuck and just keeps on getting stronger as he collects more Infinity Stones.
Very LULZY Stan Lee cameo as a bus driver.
AWESOME return of CAPTAIN AMERICA - who looks fucking badass. Beard and long hair, and when he goes to Wakanda to defend it, he gets a new shield. Bucky also gets a new arm.
Starks new suit is SUPER LAME. Nanosuit? Boring.
When Tony goes into the spaceship PEPPER POTTS says shes coming for him. Crazy. Will be interesting to see what role she plays in upcoming films.
Very WTF reveal with TYRION LANNISTER as the dwarf who makes another Mjolnir for Thor at a crazy forge that uses a neutron star as an energy source. Later on Mjolnir DOES damage Thanos, so obviously Thor will play a major role in the next films. Same thing with Hulk - he never shows up in this film so obviously the surviving Avengers will find some way to summon him again when they defeat Thanos.
Vision gets pwn3d multiple times and was nerfed BIG TIME in this film. VISION DIES after Thanos removes his gem in the final battle scene. HOWEVER,
You will have noticed that the Wakanda nurse who was dissassembling the Soul Stone took the Soul Stone out - or seemingly made a COPY of it before making it vanish. I am assuming this extra Soul Stone will play a role in later movies.
EXTREMELY lulzy RED SKULL reveal, who has been hiding out on the Soul Stone planet and explains to Thanos how he must sacrifice Gomorrah to summon the soul stone - a soul for a soul is the blood price.
A bunch of heroes travel to Titan to attack Thanos on his own turf and nearly defeat Thanos, but Peter Quill ruins the plan and everyone gets fucked by Thanos.
THANOS HAS THE FULL INFINITY GAUNTLET and achieves his dream of wiping out half of all life in the universe, and pretty much everyone dies.
CRAZIEST REVEAL IN THE MOVIE:
After Thanos gets the full Infinity Gauntlet he transports to some strange place and doesn't have the Gauntlet on. He approaches a young Gomorrah who asks him if he succeeded and what the cost was.
Obviously it's not really a young Gomorrah - it's actually a disguised DEATH who he is obsessed with and destroyed half of all life in the universe for. Obviously the next movies will show his relationship with her and some crazy ONE ABOVE ALL or CELESTIAL shit will get involved at some point in future movies. That's going to be fucking crazy.
When all is said and done, the only survivors are Iron Man, Captain America, the Wakandian girl, Hulk, Black Widow, and Scarlet Witch. Other heroes who weren't in the movie MAY still be alive. We'll only know for sure in Captain Marvel or whatever the next film is.
When Doctor Strange dies he CLEARLY says to Stark that letting Thanos get the full Infinity Gauntlet is the only way to win - so the movie just basically is milking the fuck out of you for the next generation of Marvel films.
CRAZY POST CREDITS SCENE:
Nick Fury and that girl are driving and people around them start disappearing. Nick Fury says its a code red and uses a beeper to send a message before dying - screen zooms to the beeper screen and its the symbol for CAPTAIN MARVEL who will be getting the next Marvel film.
CRAZY. Easily the best Marvel film so far. 9/10. Some of the humor was really bad - too forced so I can't give this film a 10/10.
I know I don't normally post at night but I saw this on opening day so I wanted to share all the crazy stuff in this movie before I go to sleep. I'll catch you guys in the AM to discuss your opinions on these crazy developments. And of course, I watched it with that new Russian girl who I met yesterday. Awww yeah.
MARVEL WGWAG!
MOVIE WALKTHROUGH:
There is a very good walkthough on Reddit already:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelStudiosSpoilers/comments/8ei6tq/infinity_war_full_spoilers_via_uwesker6/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918320) |
Date: April 25th, 2018 3:04 PM Author: Snowy market
And yes, I will be bumping this thread for any STUPID FUCK who makes a new Infinity Wars thread after this.
You stupid FUCKS, whoever you are, SEARCH before you make a new thread. Preemptive FUCK YOU, bitch.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35918334) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 9:58 PM Author: Snowy market
Because MCU will milk us for every penny we got.
No, Death is a cosmic entity, Hela was just some random Asgardian and nowhere near the same level.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35921289) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Snowy market
"gods" are limited if they are relegated to a single universe
think about galactus > silver surfer = death > hela
cosmic level entities exist beyond a single universe - one above all, living tribunal, death, eternity, etc
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35921987) |
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Date: April 25th, 2018 11:49 PM Author: Snowy market
in the marvel universe there are regular superheroes like spiderman, asgardians, etc
some of them are called gods but theyre actually really weak compared to the strongest entities in the universe, which are called cosmic entities
these beings are the most powerful entities in the universe. even thanos with the infinity gauntlet cannot touch Living Tribunal, One Above All, etc
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922123) |
Date: April 25th, 2018 11:47 PM Author: mischievous gay wizard
Sounds dumb
I like marvel movies in general but this Thanos shit is for the birds
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35922101) |
Date: April 26th, 2018 9:04 AM Author: Insane maize factory reset button striped hyena
*NYC gets destroyed in huge CGI battle*
*Chinese audience gasps*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35923311) |
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Date: April 28th, 2018 10:29 PM Author: cerise pungent nursing home preventive strike
wtf are you Yosemite Sam fuming MAF about people starting other Avengers threads and calling them stupid for not posting in yours?
that poster's thread purportedly asks if the movie was any good/whether xo posters could vouch for recommending it. YOUR thread is purportedly for DISCUSSION of the movie by people who have seen it and contains *spoilers*
the fact that you think someone in the former circumstance should prefer to bring his question into your thread shows how painfully low IQ and autistic you are.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35941427) |
Date: April 29th, 2018 6:23 PM Author: Snowy market
SHATTERS DOMESTIC AND GLOBAL OPENING RECORDS AS PREDICTED BY NYUUG. AND THIS DOESNT EVEN INCLUDE CHINA
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-43944269
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35945885) |
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Date: April 29th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: Irradiated maniacal jap
Where the fuck did I say anything about Korean identity? I was specifically talking about the ethnic homogeneity of South Korea. It isn't ethnically homogeneous as there is at least one non-ethnic-Korean with citizenship.
Your claim that South Korea is ethnically homogeneous is circular: if what you're saying is that "Koreans" or "the Korean identity" are ethnically homogeneous, but you define "Korean" identity as the Korean ethnic group, then that's tautologically true.
Otherwise, if your claim is that the state of South Korea is an ethnically homogeneous ethnostate, that's false due to the white hockey players with South Korean citizenship. So which is it?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35946617) |
Date: April 30th, 2018 1:07 PM Author: Dull histrionic tattoo stage
Can confirm that this movie is complete garbage. Saw in imax 3d hoping that might help me enjoy it more. Walked out with like an hour left.
My theory on how this movie is getting good reviews:
MBTI Sensors (aka retards) enjoy watching things fly around on screen. Intuitives need actual plot to think about. Movie can still do well because 75% of population are sensors.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35950623) |
Date: April 30th, 2018 1:09 PM Author: Floppy coral love of her life
Can confirm that this movie was worth seeing.
BETTER than Avengers 2
NOT AS GOOD as Black Panther or Civil War
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3959688&forum_id=2#35950643) |
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