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Taking the Plunge into Bigger Things (CSLG)

Time to step up my game. So basically I've outgrown my setup...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
That's a really small office for five people, at least for m...
splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
I'm cheap. $1,900/month is already more than I want to spend...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
And the three paralegals won't kill each other or go insane?
splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
You realize I share my home office with 2 paralegals right n...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony
splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
Wtf no sauna? Where are kenny and chandler gonna "chill...
Vigorous Disrespectful Sound Barrier
  04/26/18
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ocher locale
  04/26/18
explain efficacy of billboards vs radio ads vs google adword...
Orchid at-the-ready background story property
  04/26/18
The suburb of LA I live in has very few PI attorneys. It wou...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
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puce area
  04/26/18
Well, I've been delegating more and more over the last year....
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
How does any part of LA lack for lawyers? This is mystifying...
multi-colored place of business institution
  04/26/18
recruit more poasters and start more shitlaw shops
sinister selfie base
  04/26/18
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puce area
  04/26/18
Is that something that will happen?
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
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puce area
  04/26/18
Has no fault been a success anywhere?
splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
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puce area
  04/26/18
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puce area
  04/26/18
'Round these parts (Phoenix), I have fairly high limits ($50...
splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
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ocher locale
  04/26/18
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puce area
  04/26/18
why are you so obsessed with "passive" income and ...
Azure stage
  04/26/18
I love my family and want to spend time with my son (future ...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
what if any charities or (((charities))) do you donate to (a...
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
I only donate to the zoo. I donate a fairly decent amount so...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
why dont u donate to vbs and get on the board and use that t...
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
Lol, I went to Heschel for middle school (before I got kicke...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
gotcha. *spends shabbat at the local elks club*
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
(weird fag)
dull quadroon skinny woman
  04/26/18
did you wrestle?
floppy wild senate mother
  04/26/18
I've been doing brazilian jui-jitsu for 13 years or so.
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
180 man
thriller marketing idea step-uncle's house
  04/26/18
how expensive is billboard advertising? if crypto takes off ...
Iridescent Blood Rage Meetinghouse
  04/26/18
holy shit 180. did you think of a name for your firm?
Maize metal pit
  04/26/18
will you still go to work in basketball shorts? will your do...
Maize metal pit
  04/26/18
Yes to both.
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
cslg is a puppymo? didnt know. PIC???
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
Rate my dog: https://imgur.com/a/7s4EoaV
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
180. he looks regal and cuddly. what kind is he? how old?
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
She is a lab/aussie sheppard mix. She is 9. I've had her sin...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
180. so, nutella is full of shit saying that kids and puppyd...
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
She is on drugs then. Rate my son and dog together: https...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
180 funny how kids always do annoying shit to animals, bu...
sinister selfie base
  04/26/18
180 as fuck.
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
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puce area
  04/26/18
WTF? Of course they can like each other. And when they don't...
splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
My kids and my dog are best friends. No idea what she's talk...
Aromatic Indecent Chad
  04/26/18
You’re such a fucking asshole. I never said they don’t like...
underhanded appetizing boltzmann
  04/26/18
worldstar
stimulating massive center
  04/26/18
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splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
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dull quadroon skinny woman
  04/26/18
Lmao at you getting offended by DBG when you helped create t...
Fragrant translucent school cafeteria
  04/26/18
you previously said: "A 2 year old boy derives more ple...
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
Where in that statement do I say they don’t like each other,...
underhanded appetizing boltzmann
  04/26/18
tyft. i see what you're saying, but but seems that other par...
Shimmering lascivious shrine
  04/26/18
They’re disagreeing with the statement you falsely attribute...
underhanded appetizing boltzmann
  04/26/18
LOL at this pandering, self-righteous 'mommy bear' rant. gro...
carnelian abode
  04/26/18
daaaamn
dull quadroon skinny woman
  04/26/18
God damn, I really like it here.
Aromatic Indecent Chad
  04/26/18
That really was a weird subthread. Of course dogs and kids ...
Marvelous deer antler brunch
  04/26/18
...
comical overrated hospital main people
  04/26/18
I rate her as a GOOD GIRL
puce area
  04/26/18
rate her as 180
comical overrated hospital main people
  04/26/18
This dog is prestigious AF. Carry on.
free-loading medicated rigpig
  04/26/18
32 fouettés!
multi-colored place of business institution
  04/26/18
How important was marrying a Jewish woman to your success? N...
Olive domesticated mexican
  04/26/18
My wife is not Jewish. She is half asian/half white.
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
Nice, are you glad you went shiksa route? Do you have any re...
Olive domesticated mexican
  04/26/18
Absolutely no regrets. My wife doesn't spend money, works as...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
Cr, I’ve had similar experiences w Jew broads You’re 180...
Olive domesticated mexican
  04/26/18
Thunder Collins on suicide watch
Well-lubricated up-to-no-good scourge upon the earth
  04/26/18
...
excitant crackhouse
  04/26/18
180
dull quadroon skinny woman
  04/26/18
How does it feel raising Asian kids?
Fragrant translucent school cafeteria
  04/26/18
Don't really notice it. Wife and son both look 100% white.
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
his kids are not Asian. They're from California. "orien...
Irradiated stag film philosopher-king
  04/26/18
i hear ventura juries are way more conservative. what's been...
Vibrant dead school degenerate
  04/26/18
Ventura is more conservative BUT there is a lot of agricultu...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
180 good luck
Seedy chocolate idea he suggested
  04/26/18
Do you currently meet most of your clients in your friend's ...
Aromatic Indecent Chad
  04/26/18
I never meet 95% of my clients. I signed up 25 cases so far ...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
Can i come work for you?
stimulating massive center
  04/26/18
Sorry brother, I don't hire lawyers. You can run 1000 PI cas...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
He didn't say he wasn't open to being a paralegal.
splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
...
stimulating massive center
  04/26/18
180. Isn't your lit para theoretically your most skilled/...
Low-t Crawly Library Foreskin
  04/26/18
That's why I would put her there. Clients rarely come in. If...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
Fair enough What do you pay your Paras?
Low-t Crawly Library Foreskin
  04/26/18
Right now 50k each. But they are really good. They also get ...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
Do they ever get pissed when they see giant checks coming to...
Low-t Crawly Library Foreskin
  04/26/18
Maybe but I'm really good to them. I take the firm out to a ...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
Seems really low. Are you concerned that some other shitlawy...
Tan parlor black woman
  04/26/18
No it's not. It's a buyers marker for Shitlaw paralegals.
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
LOL man, you're stingy as fuck if you think two weeks is som...
carnelian abode
  04/26/18
I think you don't understand how many qualified PI paralegal...
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
Brother you're 180 in my book but your Jew-brain is in overd...
carnelian abode
  04/26/18
how much do your paralegals get paid?
violent preventive strike
  04/26/18
All you have to do is literally look up 2 inches.
ruddy chapel
  04/26/18
*types "2 inches" into DuckDuckGo*
violent preventive strike
  04/26/18
DDG it, man!
splenetic immigrant
  04/26/18
18000000
Scarlet University
  04/26/18
RATE your paralegals
motley digit ratio cuck
  04/26/18
And compare them to the paras this shitlawyer has. http:/...
Tan parlor black woman
  04/26/18
sounds like ur in desperate need of another attorney to come...
blue knife party of the first part
  04/26/18


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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Time to step up my game. So basically I've outgrown my setup. I'm at 320 cases now, and that is after I've given Kenny and Chandler over 100 cases in the last few months. I'm getting 30-40 cases a month and am settling half that many per month (15-20 maybe).

As many of you know, my friend has a large penthouse office in a large building where he runs his firm. I currently pay him $150/month to have my name on the door and have unlimited use of the conference room. But I don't have an actual office there. Instead I work from my house a few miles away. Well, I have three staff working at my house (2 in the office with me and one in my dining room). I'm getting ready to hire a full time litigation paralegal and I'm out of room.

So I'm finally pulling the trigger and getting office space. I'm paying $1.90sq/ft for a 1,000sq/ft office in a nice building a mile from my house. It has a reception area and receptionist bay and three large offices. The plan is to put three paralegals in one office, my lit paralegal in the reception bay, one office for me, and a conference room. Once I grow more, I'll probably get rid of the conference room and put three more paralegals in there. This means I can have 7 staff in this suite. I could probably handle 600-700 cases with that many staff.

Additionally, I'm flush with cash and I'm going to probably start an aggressive advertising campaign (thinking billboards and radio adds - google adwords is shit) and also start doing networking in Ventura county (which is a pretty untapped but close market). My goal is to double my caseload in 24 months to 600 cases and to have 1,000 cases in the next 48 months. Given my growth that seems really attainable.

With exposure to 2-3x as many cases, I can probably get at least one mid-seven to eight figure case every year or two. If I keep this going for 5 years I should be very comfortable financially. Also, getting office space and hiring more people will allow me to work less. Hopefully by 5 years out the practice will not be dependent on me and I can get someone to run it while I am a passive partner.

Also, I am going to put posters of these three images in my waiting area. Please rate them:

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/karelin.gif

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91oR3u0xZlL._SY717_.jpg

https://www.flickr.com/photos/al-tubaiykh/5845853609/lightbox/

Taking questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922611)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:16 AM
Author: splenetic immigrant

That's a really small office for five people, at least for many common layouts.

What does the floor plan look like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922695)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

I'm cheap. $1,900/month is already more than I want to spend. I'd rather have insanely high profit margins. It already kills me inside to spend that much on an office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922697)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:24 AM
Author: splenetic immigrant

And the three paralegals won't kill each other or go insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922708)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

You realize I share my home office with 2 paralegals right now? That means the three of us hang out all day. They are all pretty cool. We have a lot of fun together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922709)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: splenetic immigrant

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922719)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Disrespectful Sound Barrier

Wtf no sauna? Where are kenny and chandler gonna "chill"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922617)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: ocher locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922628)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: Orchid at-the-ready background story property

explain efficacy of billboards vs radio ads vs google adwords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922624)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

The suburb of LA I live in has very few PI attorneys. It would be easy for me to become the guy everyone knows in the area with just a few billboards and bus benches and radio ads. If I did adwords I'd be competing with every other shit lawyer in LA. I would probably only do advertising for a year and then stop. I do amazing work and once I bring in clients they become another referral source. My goal is 80-100 new cases a month. Once I hit that I can scale back the advertising because it will become self sustaining. Right now I'm 30-40 a month with no ads at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922633)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:01 AM
Author: puce area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922651)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Well, I've been delegating more and more over the last year. I think I could probably get up to 500-600 cases with management being handled solely by me. Once I get above that I would have to get either a really good paralegal to run half the cases my way or another lawyer to take half the cases to run my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922669)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: multi-colored place of business institution

How does any part of LA lack for lawyers? This is mystifying to me.

That said, good luck. You’re awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923986)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:54 AM
Author: sinister selfie base

recruit more poasters and start more shitlaw shops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922627)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: puce area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922638)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:09 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Is that something that will happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922673)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:32 AM
Author: puce area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922716)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: splenetic immigrant

Has no fault been a success anywhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922724)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:34 AM
Author: puce area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922727)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: puce area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922736)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: splenetic immigrant

'Round these parts (Phoenix), I have fairly high limits ($500k CSL) so I can get similar UM/UIM limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924545)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: ocher locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922630)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:57 AM
Author: puce area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922634)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:57 AM
Author: Azure stage

why are you so obsessed with "passive" income and retiring early?

you're obviously going to be bored as fuck taking a back seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922635)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

I love my family and want to spend time with my son (future children). Family is the most important thing in the world to me. I am extremely competitive and have a lot of hobbies I would love to spend more time on (shooting, BJJ, etc). People who get bored not working have shitty lives with no hobbies that are important to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922640)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

what if any charities or (((charities))) do you donate to (and how much, if you care to answer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922698)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

I only donate to the zoo. I donate a fairly decent amount so I get some cool perks like private golf cart tours before they open, and I get to go behind the scenes and feed animals sometimes. Other than that, none.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922702)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

why dont u donate to vbs and get on the board and use that to network w other rich jews? not worth it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922711)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Lol, I went to Heschel for middle school (before I got kicked out after 7th grade). I don't care about prestige and I hate the kind of people that send their kids to those kind of schools. I'd rather spend the weekends hanging out with my shady PI friends and my family. Networking with proles is better for business anyways, those are the best referral sources.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922712)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

gotcha. *spends shabbat at the local elks club*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922713)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: dull quadroon skinny woman

(weird fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923664)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:57 AM
Author: floppy wild senate mother

did you wrestle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922636)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:09 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

I've been doing brazilian jui-jitsu for 13 years or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922671)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: thriller marketing idea step-uncle's house

180 man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922666)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Iridescent Blood Rage Meetinghouse

how expensive is billboard advertising? if crypto takes off again soon i'd consider doing a billboard ad here just because it'd be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922667)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Maize metal pit

holy shit 180. did you think of a name for your firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922681)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Maize metal pit

will you still go to work in basketball shorts? will your dog come to the office with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Yes to both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922700)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

cslg is a puppymo? didnt know. PIC???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922701)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Rate my dog:

https://imgur.com/a/7s4EoaV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922704)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

180. he looks regal and cuddly. what kind is he? how old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922723)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

She is a lab/aussie sheppard mix. She is 9. I've had her since she was 9 weeks old. My son and her love each other so it's awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922728)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:38 AM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

180. so, nutella is full of shit saying that kids and puppydoods don't like each other besides on tv? i knew it. her nutelliot rodger has problems, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922732)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

She is on drugs then.

Rate my son and dog together: https://imgur.com/a/7cQX0rf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922738)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:52 AM
Author: sinister selfie base

180

funny how kids always do annoying shit to animals, but good doods know to brush it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922744)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

180 as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924619)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: puce area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922739)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: splenetic immigrant

WTF? Of course they can like each other. And when they don't, it's usually because the kid is a shit head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922743)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Aromatic Indecent Chad

My kids and my dog are best friends. No idea what she's talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923278)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: underhanded appetizing boltzmann

You’re such a fucking asshole. I never said they don’t like each other. My son’s first word was “dog” and he wants the dog to play with him all the time. I have tons of cute pics and videos of my pup and son but that’s not really indicative of anything.

My dog is a low energy couch potato who prefers cuddling and peace and quiet. A baby destroyed his entire world esp because he was incredibly bonded with me. I can’t devote that same attention to him anymore and he hasn’t been the same since. That’s why I think it’s better to get a dog after you have kids so there isn’t the same rough transition for the dog. and a toddler, especially, is a tornado running through the house wanting to horse around and yelling for the dog to play with him. Even if my dog wasn’t injured he doesn’t really play with anyone. They just have different personalities.

I’ve met CSLG’s son and he is a chiller and mellower baby than my son ever was, but god help you if you think your aspie genetics will turn out any normal children.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923847)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: stimulating massive center

worldstar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923857)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: splenetic immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923899)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: dull quadroon skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924006)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Fragrant translucent school cafeteria

Lmao at you getting offended by DBG when you helped create this monster. Posters like you and Ironside who enable him and respond to him shoulder 100% of the responsibility for him.

In any event, he's not wrong here. Your child's behavior strikes me as abnormal, despite your desperate backtracking in your reply. But I'm sure you're intimately familiar with the scholarship on AGWWG spawn, so not sure why you're so surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923875)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

you previously said: "A 2 year old boy derives more pleasure from cement mixers and bubbles than pets. That’s just how it goes."

sounds like it's more normal for dog and toddler to be bffs than your experience.

and of course i'm not gonna have normal children. we all fucking know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924644)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: underhanded appetizing boltzmann

Where in that statement do I say they don’t like each other, much less some general statement about kids and dogs not getting along? 2-3 year old boys are obsessed with trucks and trains and legos. Vast majority will choose to play with a truck over a dog any time of day (playful puppies excluded). That doesn’t mean they don’t like dogs or vice versa.

CSLG has an infant under 1. In child development terms, that is worlds away from a 2.5 year old. Babies are curious but also less mobile and less capable of rough and unpredictable behavior. Toddler and dog interaction is the toughest period. A lot of that stuff is labeled cute “omg cute baby and dogs” but dogs simply tolerate it, but they don’t like being poked and prodded. It’s not actually “bff” in any real sense other than for social media fluff. I have tons of pics and videos of “bff” moments but that means jack shit.

Reality is it’s a lot of work teaching young kids the proper way to interact with dogs. Children don’t understand boundaries and have to be taught not to mess with the dog bowl, how to pet them, not to ride them like a pony, walk them on a leash etc. and once the kids get it and learn to respect the dog’s space, then a real relationship can develop. Until then, all dogs get annoyed, but the passive ones have more patience. This has nothing to do whether kids and dogs like each other.

Kids once they hit 5, which is basically a lifetime away from 2-3 year olds, are better about all that stuff, which is why I think every family with slightly older kids should have pets.

I don’t appreciate your twisting my words and making jokes about it being my son’s problem on top of the fact that you know my dog has been injured and having a rough time. You’re not some pumo that i expect to joke about it. This is why you have no irl friends. You’re so self absorbed that you have no idea how to act like a normal person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35925345)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Shimmering lascivious shrine

tyft. i see what you're saying, but but seems that other parentmos on this forum reasonably disagree. i don't know enough info about it, but i hear what everyone is saying.

i wasn't joking about your dog at all. i feel terribly bad for your puppydood and the whole thing is really tragic. :( you know i love dogs and show compassion for them. i didn't say there was anything wrong with him. i questioned whether your kid is normal or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35925568)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: underhanded appetizing boltzmann

They’re disagreeing with the statement you falsely attributed to me that “kids and puppydoods don’t like each other,” which is something I’ve never said and would in fact disagree with. I was making a completely different point about how it’s lot of work making sure very young kids and dogs interact the right way, and it’s often not enjoyable for the dogs, particularly unplayful dogs like mine, but social media paints a different picture.

I wouldn’t even care about you mischaracterizing what I said if you didn’t make it personal and joke that my son and dog don’t get along because my son is a sociopath. This is also particularly egregious given that you know my dog is confined to a crate due to his injury, so no fucking shit, a normal 2 year old is not interested in hanging out with an immobile dog with degenerative disc disease. You know you’re not actually “questioning” anything; you’re just joking around, but your autism is preventing you from understanding that people who actually know each other don’t joke around about people’s children like that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35926033)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: carnelian abode

LOL at this pandering, self-righteous 'mommy bear' rant. grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35928686)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: dull quadroon skinny woman

daaaamn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35925602)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Indecent Chad

God damn, I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35925365)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Marvelous deer antler brunch

That really was a weird subthread. Of course dogs and kids can get along, my dog loves the shit out of my kids. We had to put a dog bed in the kids' room because she stopped sleeping in our room and would sleep on a pile of blankets in their closet instead.

there's nothing wrong with having a dog who isn't into playing with kids but lol at saying that anyone who claims their dog does is lying. She just can't bring herself to admit that she isn't 100% perfect at everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924521)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: comical overrated hospital main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924534)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:34 AM
Author: puce area

I rate her as a GOOD GIRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922725)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: comical overrated hospital main people

rate her as 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923430)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: free-loading medicated rigpig

This dog is prestigious AF.

Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923619)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: multi-colored place of business institution

32 fouettés!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924021)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Olive domesticated mexican

How important was marrying a Jewish woman to your success? Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922761)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

My wife is not Jewish. She is half asian/half white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922770)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:14 AM
Author: Olive domesticated mexican

Nice, are you glad you went shiksa route? Do you have any regrets or wish she was Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922777)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:15 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Absolutely no regrets. My wife doesn't spend money, works as a lawyer, cooks, is a good mother, and takes care of me. My experience with Jewish women is the opposite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922779)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:17 AM
Author: Olive domesticated mexican

Cr, I’ve had similar experiences w Jew broads

You’re 180 man, I will be in LA shortly and need to take you up on sushi offer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922780)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Well-lubricated up-to-no-good scourge upon the earth

Thunder Collins on suicide watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923614)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: excitant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924662)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: dull quadroon skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923673)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:39 AM
Author: Fragrant translucent school cafeteria

How does it feel raising Asian kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922814)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Don't really notice it. Wife and son both look 100% white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923222)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Irradiated stag film philosopher-king

his kids are not Asian. They're from California. "oriental" is the word you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923999)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:11 AM
Author: Vibrant dead school degenerate

i hear ventura juries are way more conservative. what's been ur experience? i've only tried one case out there and we won but it was pretty clear cut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922766)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:13 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Ventura is more conservative BUT there is a lot of agriculture and commercial vehicles with huge accidents and huge policies. So there are some pretty awesome cases in those areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922774)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: Seedy chocolate idea he suggested

180 good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35922816)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Aromatic Indecent Chad

Do you currently meet most of your clients in your friend's conference room? Seems like you'd need to run over they're almost every day to meet PCs/clients at your current volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923249)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

I never meet 95% of my clients. I signed up 25 cases so far this month and only 1 wanted to meet in person. And that was mostly because he was a 60 year old greek who spoke poor English and had a hard time understanding my pitch over the phone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923406)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: stimulating massive center

Can i come work for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923250)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Sorry brother, I don't hire lawyers. You can run 1000 PI cases with 1lawyer and 8 paralegals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923413)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: splenetic immigrant

He didn't say he wasn't open to being a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924518)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: stimulating massive center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924520)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Low-t Crawly Library Foreskin

180.

Isn't your lit para theoretically your most skilled/useful para? Why put her in the bay where she'll be interrupted answering calls and greeting people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923552)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

That's why I would put her there. Clients rarely come in. If she is in the room with the two prelit paralegals she will be bugged by them constantly on the phone.

Also, most useful paralegals are prelit. Working up the case right is 80% of the job. Litigation is harder but not where my profit comes feom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923568)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Low-t Crawly Library Foreskin

Fair enough

What do you pay your Paras?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923576)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Right now 50k each. But they are really good. They also get 2 weeks vacation/sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923610)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Low-t Crawly Library Foreskin

Do they ever get pissed when they see giant checks coming to you and they don't get any of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923616)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

Maybe but I'm really good to them. I take the firm out to a nice dinner once a month and I'm taking them skydiving in May.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923648)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Tan parlor black woman

Seems really low. Are you concerned that some other shitlawyer will poach them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924756)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: ruddy chapel

No it's not. It's a buyers marker for Shitlaw paralegals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35926530)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: carnelian abode

LOL man, you're stingy as fuck if you think two weeks is some kind magnanimous arrangement on your part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35928792)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: ruddy chapel

I think you don't understand how many qualified PI paralegals are looking for jobs in LA thatg would kill for 25/he. If I put an add on Craigslist I would get 200 apps day 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35928903)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: carnelian abode

Brother you're 180 in my book but your Jew-brain is in overdrive when it comes to work shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35929012)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: violent preventive strike

how much do your paralegals get paid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923686)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: ruddy chapel

All you have to do is literally look up 2 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923695)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: violent preventive strike

*types "2 inches" into DuckDuckGo*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923711)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: splenetic immigrant

DDG it, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924526)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Scarlet University

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923700)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: motley digit ratio cuck

RATE your paralegals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35923740)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Tan parlor black woman

And compare them to the paras this shitlawyer has.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960139&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924754)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: blue knife party of the first part

sounds like ur in desperate need of another attorney to come in and handle some of that work....

....... Right??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960254&forum_id=2#35924640)