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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
hilarious know-it-all love of her life
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
violent trailer park immigrant
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
electric ape
  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
brilliant marketing idea lodge
  05/23/18
...
Fishy school
  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
hilarious know-it-all love of her life
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
slimy clown
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
Pearl stirring black woman
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
slimy clown
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
Pearl stirring black woman
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
Charismatic embarrassed to the bone kitty cat
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
Pearl stirring black woman
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
hilarious know-it-all love of her life
  05/23/18
right
Pearl stirring black woman
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
hilarious know-it-all love of her life
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
Pearl stirring black woman
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
Nighttime startled ladyboy
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
Vengeful Knife Gas Station
  05/24/18
...
Fishy school
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
Charismatic embarrassed to the bone kitty cat
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
Irate spectacular home
  05/23/18
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Comical Saffron Old Irish Cottage
  05/23/18
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chestnut tattoo menage
  05/24/18
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French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
gaped crystalline incel
  05/23/18
Probably Cr
French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma
  05/23/18
...
hilarious know-it-all love of her life
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
brilliant marketing idea lodge
  05/23/18
cr
dun curious private investor set
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
rose flickering stage really tough guy
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
Jet titillating potus sound barrier
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
gaped crystalline incel
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
violent trailer park immigrant
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
rose flickering stage really tough guy
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
violent trailer park immigrant
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
Cocky ivory dysfunction theater stage
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
Mahogany swashbuckling boltzmann
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
white property
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
mauve library
  05/23/18
...
Fishy school
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
Nighttime startled ladyboy
  05/24/18
I’m a transactional lawyer
French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma
  05/24/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: hilarious know-it-all love of her life

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: violent trailer park immigrant

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: electric ape

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: brilliant marketing idea lodge

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Fishy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: hilarious know-it-all love of her life

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: slimy clown

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Pearl stirring black woman

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: slimy clown

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: Pearl stirring black woman

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone kitty cat

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Pearl stirring black woman

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: hilarious know-it-all love of her life

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Pearl stirring black woman

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: hilarious know-it-all love of her life

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Pearl stirring black woman

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: Nighttime startled ladyboy

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: Vengeful Knife Gas Station

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: Fishy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Charismatic embarrassed to the bone kitty cat

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Irate spectacular home

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Comical Saffron Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: chestnut tattoo menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: gaped crystalline incel

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: hilarious know-it-all love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: brilliant marketing idea lodge

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: dun curious private investor set

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: rose flickering stage really tough guy

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Jet titillating potus sound barrier

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: gaped crystalline incel

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: violent trailer park immigrant

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: rose flickering stage really tough guy

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: violent trailer park immigrant

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Cocky ivory dysfunction theater stage

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Mahogany swashbuckling boltzmann

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: white property

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: mauve library

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: Fishy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: Nighttime startled ladyboy

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: French Fantasy-prone Site Friendly Grandma

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)