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Ran into the dumbest Sprouts cashier ever
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Date: June 11th, 2018 11:11 AM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale Young blonde with a tiny diamond wedding ring. Looks 20.
So she's ringing me up and when she's scanning my Noosa yogurt I tell her that the apple cinnamon is out of date. She was completely confused like I was speaking another language.
I picked up a Noosa yogurt and was all, "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date."
She nervously laughed and apologized.
I said, "You still don't understand?"
She said no, sorry and i just shook my head. Someone married that stupid bitch. |
Date: June 11th, 2018 12:26 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale The last time it was the blackberry serrano that was out of date. I told the cashier and she called some clerk over and told him to remove the blackberry serranos from the fridge.
I don't understand what was so difficult about that. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field Maybe you should describe it like a person without down syndrome next time. Out of date? WTF who talks like that.
Just say it's past its designated expiration date and might be bad. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: Amber lay clown I don't get it.
What do you mean when you say it is "out of date?" Like no longer a cool thing to eat? WTF?
Are you ESL? |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: Amber lay clown Did you mean "past the expiration date?"
No one says "out of date" to mean expired. You're the idiot here bro.
Chilmata outed as non-white. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale Out of date is a common expression. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223319) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Amber lay clown No. "Out of date" is used in cultural, aesthetic or stylistic contexts. Never for food unless you mean the food is not culturally popular anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223334) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: razzle senate common in the south (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223435) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: Amber lay clown Proves my point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223510) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I lived in the south for five years. Probably where I picked it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223532) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: up-to-no-good university lol what is this flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224409) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Twinkling gas station son of senegal To be fair,
"Yogurt is out the date, veddy veddy bad!" |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Autistic crackhouse famous landscape painting https://nutritionfacts.org/topics/yogurt/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223343) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: Twinkling gas station son of senegal To be fair,
Your new schtick is horrendous but then again my schtick has been horrendous for 10 years so best wishes brother |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223374) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Autistic crackhouse famous landscape painting <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223378) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Mint Domesticated Hissy Fit This isn't new you dolt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223514) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: Twinkling gas station son of senegal To be fair,
Was he running this schtick back in 2012? No?
Blow me noob |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:03 PM Author: haunting friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36232152) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field Probably the worst thing is you using "out of date" twice and expecting the cashier to understand after she didn't the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223329) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: Autistic crackhouse famous landscape painting I picked up a Noosa yogurt and was all, "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date." --- Marine Todd has nothing on this heroism. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: mustard contagious immigrant "Out of date?" She undoubtedly went home and told her chad husband about the creepy balding wiry AZN freak who tried to ask her out on a date to eat yogurt or something and they had a good laugh, throwing in some AZN caricature imitations, before she sucked and fucked him dry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223344) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: Marvelous Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223461) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: Cowardly Stock Car someone needs to make an accompanying thread that bashes people like the OP, who go around using words and terms incorrectly and then get upset at the confused people who can't figure out wtf they're talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223348) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale no longer valid or relevant. "your passport is out of date" synonyms: superseded, obsolete, expired, lapsed, invalid, (null and) void "many of the facts are out of date" |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: Cowardly Stock Car lol this is like a reading comprehension test that you could give to an undergrad to test to see if they had a brain or not. dear god i hope you're not a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223582) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field This is what happens when you do drugs. Your mind mixes up the purpose and use of a common expression. Then, confused and bewildered at someone else's "stupidity," lashes out and seeks validation from others in an attempt to make it seem like it isn't broken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223381) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: mustard contagious immigrant Cogent explanation for the dozens of Chilmata threads that follow this pattern. His brain is as fried as Ozzy Osborne's. He'll probably shortly add that later he realized the Noosa was an old Discman he found and the Sprouts cashier was his next door neighbor out walking her dog |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Spruce Adventurous Faggotry Church Building thread not going as OP expected (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223387) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale Better than expected, actually. Got off to a slow start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223396) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: carnelian zippy menage fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223502) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale Can't believe all the people in the thread who don't speak English. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223406) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: haunting friendly grandma blaming other people for your shortcomings is wrong and unchill imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223429) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale It is a common expression and expired is a synonym so I don't know what else to tell you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223500) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: Amber lay clown Common expression in a different part of the country.
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: comical round eye dysfunction Why not say it's expired? "The yogurt is out of date" sounds like autism |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:02 PM Author: impressive pea-brained bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223618) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:03 PM Author: impressive pea-brained bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223622) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: beady-eyed emerald step-uncle's house in addition to being smarter, was she also taller than you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223440) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale No. And she had weird teeth. I thought she had braces, but when it was my turn I saw that she didn't. Just a weird chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223490) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: glittery dark home DISSA APPRE YOLGUT BLOKEN! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223458) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: carnelian zippy menage fortuitous meteor Assuming you meant that it is expired, why would you say this to a cashier? What can she do for you? Find someone on the floor to help you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223508) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Amber lay clown THIS.
Never pegged Chilmata for an autist, but there it is. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I'm not an autist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223536) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Amber lay clown Non-Autists know to not use an expression that's only used thousands of miles away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223551) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I was letting her know so she could tell a clerk to pull the expired ones off the shelf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223526) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Amber lay clown And fuck over the people in line behind you?
That's not her job.
Tell one of the stockers or tell customer service or tell a manager. Literally the LAST person to tell in the store is the checkout person. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: beady-eyed emerald step-uncle's house "omg amanda can't wait for this shift to end. some creepy little old guy in a wife beater and baggy suit pants kept yelling at me about the yogurt we stock" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223540) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223553) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I wasn't yelling. I was chill, hence my moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223558) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:54 PM Author: Dashing Bipolar Office Chilmata is done here.
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:07 PM Author: comical round eye dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223648) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:00 PM Author: comical round eye dysfunction I DEMAND this cashier drop everything she's doing and get the OUT OF DATE YOGURT! lol at chilmata exhibiting tnb |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I wasn't expecting her to do anything in that moment. I just wanted to bring it to her attention and she acted like a mouth breathing retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: comical round eye dysfunction DEM DATES ON YALL YOGURT BE WRONG N SHEEEEIIIIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223691) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:06 PM Author: Bateful gay wizard really tough guy I stand with OP here. Out of date is fine, even if expired is better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223639) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale Thank you, bro. Finally, someone with some common sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223671) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: beady-eyed emerald step-uncle's house cgm and chilmata, what an intellectual alliance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223705) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:27 PM Author: carnelian zippy menage fortuitous meteor Brother, CGM is well known on this board for NOT having common sense. http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2016041&mc=118&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223809) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale He made pretty good sense a couple minutes ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223850) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: Mahogany Plaza use the word expired like a real fucking person. Especially when you know she didn't get it the first time.
I have lived almost 40 years and have never heard someone refer to an expired product as "out of date" - that to me means something is passe.
Sure I would have probably gotten it given the context, but I am not a fucking sprouts teller. Act like a normal person. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: beady-eyed emerald step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223722) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:23 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I wasn't speaking a foreign language bro.
Anyways, I'm eating the strawberry rhubarb now. Not bad. Don't know why they had to throw rhubarb in there. |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 1:26 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223797) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: Sexy kitchen macaca OP = foreigner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224137) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale yeah "out of date" is a foreign language hur dur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224303) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: alcoholic principal's office "I'm sorry, I'm married..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224151) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Maniacal Point (genius noticing his yogurt is expired in checkout line) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224226) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale The first thing I always do is check the expiration date so I never put the apple cinnamon into my basket. Don't fuck with me, kihote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224297) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: up-to-no-good university "out of date" is normal in flyover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224434) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 3:08 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale See, I'm just a man of the people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224512) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: Maniacal Point expired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36224522) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Big-titted big stain Lol OP got ReKt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231307) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale whatever. My black fiancee isn't from the south, or flyover, and she knew what I meant by out of date.
Bunch of ESL nowags on this board.
And fuck you spritezero, this is 180 content creation. I still got it, bitch. |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:48 PM Author: beady-eyed emerald step-uncle's house your op was a great allegorical commentary on the state of your poasting schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231674) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I have no idea what this means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231702) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:55 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale Oh, I get it now. Haha, very funny kihote, you faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231721) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Galvanic Sickened Antidepressant Drug Idea He Suggested Your black fiancee needs to beat the living shit out of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231718) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: insane coiffed area yogurt gets better as it ages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231720) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 4:11 PM Author: Mewling Canary Legal Warrant *peterman nodding and mumbling to himself* "Now, THAT'S what a blownout asshole should look like.." |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:00 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale risten (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36233002) |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:32 PM Author: Mewling Canary Legal Warrant chirr white blo heeya also I'm from the South and I've never heard that phrase in my life all you had to say was "it's expired" |
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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:38 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale "out of date" is a synonym for expired. I've been saying it all my life and no one has ever been confused before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36233250) |
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Date: June 15th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36253587) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:46 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835061) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: navy adulterous cumskin lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835090) |
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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:47 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale Can't fucking believe how stupid that cunt is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36835071) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: federal lake den tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37126526) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:15 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37126494) |
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Date: October 30th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: fishy filthy fanboi rigpig "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date"
Lol wtf. The whole thread is about out of date but the whole thing is incomprehensible.
Noosa yogurt like this.
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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:04 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale You had to be there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37429246) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:42 PM Author: Maniacal Point lol cr didn't realize how hilarious that was the first time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603299) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:46 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale stfu kihote. You may want to go outside and get some sun once in awhile. I heard lack of Vitamin D gives you cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603324) |
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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:03 PM Author: beady-eyed emerald step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37429232) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:24 PM Author: kink-friendly keepsake machete field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603205) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:25 PM Author: navy adulterous cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603209) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:26 PM Author: Medicated Lodge big fan of noosa yoghurt here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603218) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:36 PM Author: pink crawly box office Noosa yoghurt like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603273) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:45 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I was pointing at the noosa yogurt in my hand. I don't know what is so hard for you retards to figure out. I don't eat yogurt anymore so the entire thread is moot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603319) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:33 PM Author: comical round eye dysfunction any updates, OP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603251) |
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Date: January 16th, 2019 2:46 PM Author: Cerebral aquamarine locale I've seen her a couple of times since then. She is awfully dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37603327) |
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:09 PM Author: pink crawly box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#45291487) |