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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
yellow half-breed trust fund
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/17/18
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Aromatic Philosopher-king
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
beta pink lettuce
  06/17/18
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yellow half-breed trust fund
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
Aromatic Philosopher-king
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
anal hot state
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
yellow half-breed trust fund
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
Aromatic Philosopher-king
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
yellow half-breed trust fund
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
Aromatic Philosopher-king
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
anal hot state
  06/17/18
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yellow half-breed trust fund
  06/17/18
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Pearl Spot Ape
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Ivory adventurous hunting ground
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passionate cruel-hearted school
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Charcoal Brunch Macaca
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
snowy aphrodisiac skinny woman
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
Glittery puppy stead
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
Flirting pervert legend
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
Opaque cumskin goyim
  06/20/18
So what?
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/21/18
ljlllll
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
Insanely creepy heaven
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
sienna beady-eyed foreskin public bath
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
sienna beady-eyed foreskin public bath
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
copper piazza multi-billionaire
  06/19/18
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purple 180 cuckold haunted graveyard
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/19/18
Clients?
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
bateful pearly marketing idea market
  06/21/18
who are you?
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/21/18
This
Laughsome center
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
dark pit hissy fit
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
black indian lodge
  06/18/18
please stay away
Diverse menage
  06/18/18
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outnumbered business firm place of business
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Zombie-like main people university
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
Alcoholic bright ratface
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Zombie-like main people university
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
Alcoholic bright ratface
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Zombie-like main people university
  06/19/18
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charismatic juggernaut jewess
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
dark pit hissy fit
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charismatic juggernaut jewess
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Charcoal Brunch Macaca
  06/20/18
Cr.
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Bossy awkward crackhouse
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
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  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Zombie-like main people university
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
Talented french affirmative action address
  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
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  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
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Thirsty Vermilion Headpube
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
Alcoholic Smoky Mediation People Who Are Hurt
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/19/18
link?
Fragrant Light Pisswyrm
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
Laughsome center
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
bespoke odious chapel old irish cottage
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
sienna beady-eyed foreskin public bath
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
umber lascivious gay wizard locus
  06/19/18
lol
crystalline principal's office boiling water
  06/21/18
LOL
Olive flickering codepig lay
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
yellow half-breed trust fund
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
abusive hairraiser office
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
black indian lodge
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
Out-of-control Poppy Trump Supporter
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
bespoke odious chapel old irish cottage
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
Alcoholic bright ratface
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
Provocative self-centered property
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
Autistic personal credit line
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
Out-of-control Poppy Trump Supporter
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
Laughsome center
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
floppy station masturbator
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
razzmatazz disturbing coldplay fan deer antler
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
misanthropic dead native mental disorder
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
Razzle-dazzle abnormal tanning salon
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
excitant kitty azn
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
fiercely-loyal cruise ship
  06/20/18
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Shivering mint sanctuary dragon
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
umber lascivious gay wizard locus
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
Soul-stirring deep ceo knife
  06/21/18
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Thirsty Vermilion Headpube
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
Soul-stirring deep ceo knife
  06/21/18
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bespoke odious chapel old irish cottage
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
Concupiscible location giraffe
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
Concupiscible location giraffe
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy
  06/21/18
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Concupiscible location giraffe
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
Thirsty Vermilion Headpube
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
heady cobalt national security agency home
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
fiercely-loyal cruise ship
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
Bossy awkward crackhouse
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
Concupiscible location giraffe
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
Soul-stirring deep ceo knife
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
Concupiscible location giraffe
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: yellow half-breed trust fund

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: beta pink lettuce

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: yellow half-breed trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Aromatic Philosopher-king

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: anal hot state

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: yellow half-breed trust fund

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Aromatic Philosopher-king

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: yellow half-breed trust fund

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Philosopher-king

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: anal hot state

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: yellow half-breed trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Pearl Spot Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266014)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Talented french affirmative action address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271162)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Ivory adventurous hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273155)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: passionate cruel-hearted school



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Charcoal Brunch Macaca



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: snowy aphrodisiac skinny woman

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Glittery puppy stead

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Flirting pervert legend

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Opaque cumskin goyim

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Insanely creepy heaven

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: sienna beady-eyed foreskin public bath

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: sienna beady-eyed foreskin public bath

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: copper piazza multi-billionaire

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: purple 180 cuckold haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273246)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: bateful pearly marketing idea market

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Laughsome center

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: dark pit hissy fit

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: black indian lodge

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Diverse menage

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: outnumbered business firm place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like main people university

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic bright ratface

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like main people university

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic bright ratface

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Zombie-like main people university

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: charismatic juggernaut jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: dark pit hissy fit

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: charismatic juggernaut jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Charcoal Brunch Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Olive flickering codepig lay

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Thirsty Vermilion Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Bossy awkward crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: marvelous ruddy institution

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Zombie-like main people university

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Talented french affirmative action address

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Pale school cafeteria

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: transparent vivacious weed whacker theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: contagious house yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Garnet stimulating patrolman halford

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored cocky sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Provocative self-centered property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: copper piazza multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: yapping point gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Flatulent cracking doctorate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Sexy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: curious ocher elastic band legal warrant

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Thirsty Vermilion Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic Smoky Mediation People Who Are Hurt

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Fragrant Light Pisswyrm

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Laughsome center

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: bespoke odious chapel old irish cottage

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: sienna beady-eyed foreskin public bath

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: umber lascivious gay wizard locus

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: crystalline principal's office boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Olive flickering codepig lay

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: yellow half-breed trust fund

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: abusive hairraiser office

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: black indian lodge

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control Poppy Trump Supporter

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: bespoke odious chapel old irish cottage

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Alcoholic bright ratface

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Provocative self-centered property

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Autistic personal credit line

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control Poppy Trump Supporter

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Laughsome center

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: floppy station masturbator

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz disturbing coldplay fan deer antler

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: misanthropic dead native mental disorder

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abnormal tanning salon

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: excitant kitty azn

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Shivering mint sanctuary dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: umber lascivious gay wizard locus

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring deep ceo knife

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Thirsty Vermilion Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring deep ceo knife

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: bespoke odious chapel old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible location giraffe

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Concupiscible location giraffe

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Judgmental Zippy Bawdyhouse Therapy

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible location giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Thirsty Vermilion Headpube

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: heady cobalt national security agency home

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cruise ship

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Bossy awkward crackhouse

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible location giraffe

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring deep ceo knife

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible location giraffe

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)