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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
vibrant infuriating site factory reset button
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/17/18
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Rebellious chartreuse orchestra pit
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
grizzly corn cake base
  06/17/18
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vibrant infuriating site factory reset button
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
Rebellious chartreuse orchestra pit
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
Claret indecent brethren national
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
vibrant infuriating site factory reset button
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
Rebellious chartreuse orchestra pit
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
vibrant infuriating site factory reset button
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
Rebellious chartreuse orchestra pit
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
Claret indecent brethren national
  06/17/18
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frisky community account
  06/18/18
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Lavender business firm deer antler
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snowy rough-skinned stage prole
  06/19/18
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jet histrionic roommate
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
honey-headed roast beef striped hyena
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
rose set
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
Heady theater stage
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
Narrow-minded purple hominid sex offender
  06/20/18
So what?
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/21/18
ljlllll
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
Multi-colored menage
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
Odious chapel
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
Odious chapel
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
Topaz school cafeteria persian
  06/19/18
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Well-lubricated field doctorate
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/19/18
Clients?
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
twinkling pit foreskin
  06/21/18
who are you?
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/21/18
This
insanely creepy step-uncle's house windowlicker
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
Mint mad cow disease piazza
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
ruby stimulating nursing home
  06/18/18
please stay away
Saffron high-end garrison death wish
  06/18/18
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amber bat shit crazy parlor messiness
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Fragrant Domesticated People Who Are Hurt
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
provocative maroon internal respiration
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Fragrant Domesticated People Who Are Hurt
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
provocative maroon internal respiration
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Fragrant Domesticated People Who Are Hurt
  06/19/18
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Yellow arrogant azn mother
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
Mint mad cow disease piazza
  06/19/18
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Yellow arrogant azn mother
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jet histrionic roommate
  06/20/18
Cr.
talking friendly grandma incel
  06/21/18
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Mind-boggling Juggernaut
  06/21/18
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poppy hospital
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
Blathering Internet-worthy Station
  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Fragrant Domesticated People Who Are Hurt
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
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  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
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nofapping parlour
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  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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bateful balding market hairy legs
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Topaz school cafeteria persian
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deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
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embarrassed to the bone tank theater
  06/20/18
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Hairraiser sepia turdskin
  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
jade school
  06/19/18
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Mind-boggling Juggernaut
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
Slimy bright haunted graveyard
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/19/18
link?
black shitlib
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
insanely creepy step-uncle's house windowlicker
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
Godawful Emerald Masturbator
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
Odious chapel
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
Umber Abode
  06/19/18
lol
lake hyperactive fanboi
  06/21/18
LOL
talking friendly grandma incel
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
vibrant infuriating site factory reset button
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
pink stag film mood
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
ruby stimulating nursing home
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
Stirring impressive main people keepsake machete
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
Godawful Emerald Masturbator
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
provocative maroon internal respiration
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
bateful balding market hairy legs
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
deep mildly autistic chad
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
Stirring impressive main people keepsake machete
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
insanely creepy step-uncle's house windowlicker
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
flirting elastic band locus
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
Fantasy-prone Racy Lay Blood Rage
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
mustard idea he suggested forum
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
Razzmatazz Alpha
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
sexy water buffalo
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
rambunctious hall partner
  06/20/18
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wild dilemma
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
Umber Abode
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
Iridescent vigorous stead
  06/21/18
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Mind-boggling Juggernaut
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
Iridescent vigorous stead
  06/21/18
...
Godawful Emerald Masturbator
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
Aromatic property ratface
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
Aromatic property ratface
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse
  06/21/18
...
Aromatic property ratface
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
Mind-boggling Juggernaut
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
Exhilarant hideous plaza
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
rambunctious hall partner
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
poppy hospital
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
Aromatic property ratface
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
Iridescent vigorous stead
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
Aromatic property ratface
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: vibrant infuriating site factory reset button

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Rebellious chartreuse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: grizzly corn cake base

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: vibrant infuriating site factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Rebellious chartreuse orchestra pit

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Claret indecent brethren national

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: vibrant infuriating site factory reset button

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Rebellious chartreuse orchestra pit

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: vibrant infuriating site factory reset button

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Rebellious chartreuse orchestra pit

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Claret indecent brethren national

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: vibrant infuriating site factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: frisky community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266014)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: slate anal heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271162)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Lavender business firm deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273155)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: snowy rough-skinned stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273253)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: jet histrionic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275875)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: honey-headed roast beef striped hyena

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: rose set

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Heady theater stage

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Narrow-minded purple hominid sex offender

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored menage

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Odious chapel

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Odious chapel

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Topaz school cafeteria persian

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated field doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273246)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: twinkling pit foreskin

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy step-uncle's house windowlicker

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Mint mad cow disease piazza

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: ruby stimulating nursing home

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Saffron high-end garrison death wish

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: amber bat shit crazy parlor messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Fragrant Domesticated People Who Are Hurt

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: provocative maroon internal respiration

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Domesticated People Who Are Hurt

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: provocative maroon internal respiration

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Fragrant Domesticated People Who Are Hurt

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Yellow arrogant azn mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Mint mad cow disease piazza

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Yellow arrogant azn mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: jet histrionic roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: talking friendly grandma incel

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: poppy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Blathering Internet-worthy Station

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Fragrant Domesticated People Who Are Hurt

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: slate anal heaven

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: laughsome rehab

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: nofapping parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Tripping liquid oxygen den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Maniacal Excitant National Security Agency Church Building

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: chrome background story box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: bateful balding market hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Topaz school cafeteria persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: peach wonderful home cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone tank theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser sepia turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: jade school

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Slimy bright haunted graveyard

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: black shitlib

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy step-uncle's house windowlicker

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Godawful Emerald Masturbator

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Odious chapel

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Umber Abode

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: lake hyperactive fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: talking friendly grandma incel

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: vibrant infuriating site factory reset button

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: pink stag film mood

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: ruby stimulating nursing home

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Stirring impressive main people keepsake machete

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Godawful Emerald Masturbator

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: provocative maroon internal respiration

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: bateful balding market hairy legs

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: deep mildly autistic chad

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Stirring impressive main people keepsake machete

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy step-uncle's house windowlicker

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: flirting elastic band locus

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Racy Lay Blood Rage

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: mustard idea he suggested forum

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Alpha

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: sexy water buffalo

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: rambunctious hall partner

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: wild dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Umber Abode

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous stead

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous stead

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Godawful Emerald Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Aromatic property ratface

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Aromatic property ratface

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: deranged violent philosopher-king crackhouse

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Aromatic property ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Juggernaut

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous plaza

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: rambunctious hall partner

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: poppy hospital

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Aromatic property ratface

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Iridescent vigorous stead

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Aromatic property ratface

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)