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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
Seedy church building roommate
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/17/18
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Hairraiser jap pistol
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
Bonkers Deep Dilemma Partner
  06/17/18
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Seedy church building roommate
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
Hairraiser jap pistol
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
embarrassed to the bone theatre
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
Seedy church building roommate
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
Hairraiser jap pistol
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
Seedy church building roommate
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
Hairraiser jap pistol
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
embarrassed to the bone theatre
  06/17/18
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Seedy church building roommate
  06/17/18
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internet-worthy office
  06/18/18
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Mind-boggling Milk School
  06/19/18
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beady-eyed abode
  06/19/18
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Heady Property Coldplay Fan
  06/19/18
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submissive location skinny woman
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
Iridescent hospital black woman
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
sable juggernaut chapel
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
Puce flickering brethren
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
Puce flickering brethren
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
Deranged plaza
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
White travel guidebook
  06/20/18
So what?
Puce flickering brethren
  06/21/18
ljlllll
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
Jet sneaky criminal electric furnace
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
navy shitlib
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
Puce flickering brethren
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
navy shitlib
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
Frisky mewling public bath degenerate
  06/19/18
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sick stage volcanic crater
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
Puce flickering brethren
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
Puce flickering brethren
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
Puce flickering brethren
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/19/18
Clients?
Puce flickering brethren
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
Puce flickering brethren
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
Puce flickering brethren
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
Chrome senate candlestick maker
  06/21/18
who are you?
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/21/18
This
nudist cerise tanning salon
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
geriatric headpube alpha
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
jet-lagged wonderful indirect expression bbw
  06/18/18
please stay away
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  06/18/18
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hyperactive learning disabled idea he suggested
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Bearded brindle theater friendly grandma
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
swashbuckling university
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Bearded brindle theater friendly grandma
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
swashbuckling university
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Bearded brindle theater friendly grandma
  06/19/18
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Pungent plum national
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
geriatric headpube alpha
  06/19/18
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Pungent plum national
  06/19/18
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  06/20/18
Cr.
curious balding home
  06/21/18
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  06/21/18
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Aphrodisiac sepia garrison
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
rough-skinned big-titted becky
  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Bearded brindle theater friendly grandma
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
Mind-boggling Milk School
  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
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  06/19/18
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Idiotic Light Station Wrinkle
  06/19/18
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Garnet Elite Boistinker
  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
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Puce flickering brethren
  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
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Fragrant queen of the night
  06/20/18
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  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
Flushed Razzmatazz Range
  06/19/18
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autistic vigorous heaven dingle berry
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
Misanthropic Background Story Rehab
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/19/18
link?
Exhilarant Sweet Tailpipe Fanboi
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
nudist cerise tanning salon
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
irate hideous temple goyim
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
navy shitlib
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
Ocher nursing home clown
  06/19/18
lol
splenetic meetinghouse
  06/21/18
LOL
curious balding home
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
Seedy church building roommate
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
spectacular scourge upon the earth
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
jet-lagged wonderful indirect expression bbw
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
narrow-minded territorial church
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
irate hideous temple goyim
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
swashbuckling university
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
Marvelous fear-inspiring faggotry
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
Puce flickering brethren
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
hot business firm haunted graveyard
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
narrow-minded territorial church
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
nudist cerise tanning salon
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
Puce flickering brethren
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
bipolar unhinged kitchen corn cake
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
Snowy Parlour
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
brilliant arousing set associate
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
Low-t principal's office legend
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
Silver gay wizard cruise ship
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
ivory famous landscape painting party of the first part
  06/20/18
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Vengeful azn generalized bond
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
Ocher nursing home clown
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
Ruddy Hell Double Fault
  06/21/18
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autistic vigorous heaven dingle berry
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
Ruddy Hell Double Fault
  06/21/18
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irate hideous temple goyim
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
Puce flickering brethren
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
Puce flickering brethren
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
Multi-colored Beta Stage
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
Puce flickering brethren
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
Multi-colored Beta Stage
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
Puce flickering brethren
  06/21/18
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Multi-colored Beta Stage
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
autistic vigorous heaven dingle berry
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
ivory famous landscape painting party of the first part
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
Aphrodisiac sepia garrison
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
Multi-colored Beta Stage
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
Ruddy Hell Double Fault
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
Multi-colored Beta Stage
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Seedy church building roommate

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser jap pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Bonkers Deep Dilemma Partner

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Seedy church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser jap pistol

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone theatre

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Seedy church building roommate

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser jap pistol

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Seedy church building roommate

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser jap pistol

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone theatre

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Seedy church building roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: internet-worthy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266014)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Milk School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271162)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273155)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Heady Property Coldplay Fan



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: submissive location skinny woman



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Iridescent hospital black woman

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: sable juggernaut chapel

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Deranged plaza

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: White travel guidebook

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Jet sneaky criminal electric furnace

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: navy shitlib

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: navy shitlib

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Frisky mewling public bath degenerate

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: sick stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273246)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Chrome senate candlestick maker

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: nudist cerise tanning salon

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: geriatric headpube alpha

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged wonderful indirect expression bbw

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: House-broken lay potus

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: hyperactive learning disabled idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Bearded brindle theater friendly grandma

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling university

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Bearded brindle theater friendly grandma

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling university

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Bearded brindle theater friendly grandma

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Pungent plum national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: geriatric headpube alpha

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Pungent plum national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: submissive location skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: curious balding home

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: autistic vigorous heaven dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned big-titted becky

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Bearded brindle theater friendly grandma

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Milk School

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Talking erotic marketing idea

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Idiotic Light Station Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Garnet Elite Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring menage

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Dashing know-it-all piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous fear-inspiring faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Frisky mewling public bath degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Puce flickering brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Hairless athletic conference site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Fragrant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Topaz Bat Shit Crazy Base Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Flushed Razzmatazz Range

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: autistic vigorous heaven dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Misanthropic Background Story Rehab

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant Sweet Tailpipe Fanboi

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: nudist cerise tanning salon

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: irate hideous temple goyim

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: navy shitlib

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Ocher nursing home clown

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: splenetic meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: curious balding home

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Seedy church building roommate

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: spectacular scourge upon the earth

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged wonderful indirect expression bbw

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded territorial church

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: irate hideous temple goyim

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling university

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Marvelous fear-inspiring faggotry

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: hot business firm haunted graveyard

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded territorial church

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: nudist cerise tanning salon

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: bipolar unhinged kitchen corn cake

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Snowy Parlour

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: brilliant arousing set associate

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Low-t principal's office legend

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Silver gay wizard cruise ship

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: ivory famous landscape painting party of the first part

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Vengeful azn generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Ocher nursing home clown

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Ruddy Hell Double Fault

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: autistic vigorous heaven dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Ruddy Hell Double Fault

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: irate hideous temple goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored Beta Stage

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored Beta Stage

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Puce flickering brethren

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Beta Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: autistic vigorous heaven dingle berry

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible Free-loading Pisswyrm

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: ivory famous landscape painting party of the first part

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sepia garrison

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Beta Stage

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Ruddy Hell Double Fault

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Beta Stage

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)