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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
Lascivious Talking Police Squad
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
Sick roast beef selfie
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
Buff cracking native jew
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
Sick roast beef selfie
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
Lascivious Talking Police Squad
  06/19/18
against a woman?
Buff cracking native jew
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
Lascivious Talking Police Squad
  06/19/18
destroy her!
Buff cracking native jew
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
slimy violent orchestra pit
  06/19/18
lol
lime round eye community account
  06/19/18
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flickering scarlet stock car sandwich
  06/19/18
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zippy institution
  06/19/18
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Umber Halford
  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
Dull Exhilarant Base Faggot Firefighter
  06/19/18
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Buff cracking native jew
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
lime round eye community account
  06/19/18
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painfully honest stage
  06/19/18
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slimy violent orchestra pit
  06/19/18
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Motley Lavender Church Building Deer Antler
  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
Twisted sanctuary alpha
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
aromatic business firm
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
flickering scarlet stock car sandwich
  06/19/18
explain please.
Contagious Location Brethren
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
Lascivious Talking Police Squad
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
Irate striped hyena
  06/19/18
money
Lascivious Talking Police Squad
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
Ivory Beta Sneaky Criminal Sound Barrier
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
Motley Lavender Church Building Deer Antler
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
Lascivious Talking Police Squad
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
fear-inspiring wonderful giraffe
  06/22/18
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Laughsome Filthy Famous Landscape Painting
  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
Histrionic ruddy lay
  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
Diverse Juggernaut Bbw
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
Disturbing Keepsake Machete
  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
arousing toaster
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
flickering scarlet stock car sandwich
  06/22/18
...
Diverse Juggernaut Bbw
  06/22/18


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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Lascivious Talking Police Squad

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Sick roast beef selfie

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Buff cracking native jew

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Sick roast beef selfie

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Lascivious Talking Police Squad

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Buff cracking native jew

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Talking Police Squad

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Buff cracking native jew

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: slimy violent orchestra pit

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: lime round eye community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: flickering scarlet stock car sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: zippy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Umber Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Dull Exhilarant Base Faggot Firefighter

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Buff cracking native jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: lime round eye community account

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: painfully honest stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: slimy violent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Motley Lavender Church Building Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary alpha

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: aromatic business firm

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: flickering scarlet stock car sandwich

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Contagious Location Brethren

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Talking Police Squad

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Irate striped hyena

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Lascivious Talking Police Squad

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Ivory Beta Sneaky Criminal Sound Barrier

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Motley Lavender Church Building Deer Antler

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: Lascivious Talking Police Squad

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring wonderful giraffe

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Laughsome Filthy Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Histrionic ruddy lay

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Diverse Juggernaut Bbw

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Disturbing Keepsake Machete

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: arousing toaster

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: flickering scarlet stock car sandwich

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: Diverse Juggernaut Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)