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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
multi-colored milky liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
Adulterous Orchestra Pit
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
multi-colored milky liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/19/18
against a woman?
Adulterous Orchestra Pit
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/19/18
destroy her!
Adulterous Orchestra Pit
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
Salmon mad-dog skullcap
  06/19/18
lol
elite menage juggernaut
  06/19/18
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glassy adventurous mother
  06/19/18
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beady-eyed ruddy hall
  06/19/18
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vibrant seedy trailer park giraffe
  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
Zombie-like fishy lay wrinkle
  06/19/18
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Adulterous Orchestra Pit
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
elite menage juggernaut
  06/19/18
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Electric Famous Landscape Painting
  06/19/18
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Salmon mad-dog skullcap
  06/19/18
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kink-friendly halford
  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
crawly electric furnace
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
Henna masturbator kitchen
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
glassy adventurous mother
  06/19/18
explain please.
Territorial Set
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
Flickering nursing home
  06/19/18
money
Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
Crusty cracking queen of the night office
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
kink-friendly halford
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
laughsome gas station
  06/22/18
...
Mind-boggling elastic band
  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
razzle splenetic keepsake machete
  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
Contagious drab clown
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
Sapphire death wish striped hyena
  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
deranged sound barrier foreskin
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
glassy adventurous mother
  06/22/18
...
Contagious drab clown
  06/22/18


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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: multi-colored milky liquid oxygen

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Adulterous Orchestra Pit

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: multi-colored milky liquid oxygen

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Orchestra Pit

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Orchestra Pit

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Salmon mad-dog skullcap

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: elite menage juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: glassy adventurous mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed ruddy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: vibrant seedy trailer park giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like fishy lay wrinkle

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: elite menage juggernaut

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Electric Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Salmon mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: crawly electric furnace

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Henna masturbator kitchen

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: glassy adventurous mother

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Territorial Set

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Flickering nursing home

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Crusty cracking queen of the night office

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly halford

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crotch Scourge Upon The Earth

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: laughsome gas station

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: razzle splenetic keepsake machete

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Contagious drab clown

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Sapphire death wish striped hyena

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: deranged sound barrier foreskin

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: glassy adventurous mother

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: Contagious drab clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)