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have chill, fratty homeless buddy

i was leaving the gym a few weeks ago and this guy asks me i...
Henna space
  06/22/18
homeless chad is pushing a german whip btw
Henna space
  06/22/18
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Henna space
  06/22/18
a 9.5 Becky makes my brain literally freeze.
diverse whorehouse prole
  06/22/18
do you start going into a movie review?
Peach arousing corn cake boistinker
  06/22/18
no, im just literally frozen. zero thought or emotion other ...
diverse whorehouse prole
  06/22/18
homeless Chad barely gives a fuck
Henna space
  06/22/18
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Cobalt supple goal in life kitty cat
  06/22/18
update: found out homeless chad has a jerb
Henna space
  06/29/18
He sounds like a killer
beta psychic
  08/18/18
wait, is this a clother gym?
Trip Roast Beef Generalized Bond
  08/18/18
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Lascivious multi-billionaire hominid
  08/18/18
update: homeless chad recently asked me why i wasnt coming t...
Henna space
  08/19/18
holy shit
Spectacular adulterous school cafeteria party of the first part
  08/19/18
dont b mean 2 luis
Adventurous Ultramarine Sex Offender Piazza
  08/19/18
chilly fatty homeless dood is better
greedy razzle abode
  08/19/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Henna space

i was leaving the gym a few weeks ago and this guy asks me if i can give him a jump.

im no prole goy mr. fix-it but i tell him, "sure, i got you."

"sick, brah, you really saved my ass."

"looks like you got a pretty full car there..."

"oh yeah brah, im living out this bitch."

"oh...word?"

"yeah, its not much of a life but it is a life."

i continue to see this 6'5 chad at the gym (because he lives there...i guess) and we start kicking it. find out he went to berkeley, actually, and ask him why hes homeless. "i think everything happens for a reason, brah." uhh, ok. not really an answer but...

homeless chad is pretty ripped and says we should work out together (both 100% str8 btw) so i ask him what he does and it turns out to be a mix of everything hes learned to love (again, perhaps because he lives at the gym). homeless chad is running shit on the basketball court so i say ill play a little ball.

next time i see him he grabs me as hes heading to the court and i ask him how we get into the game, if hes waiting for people, etc. he says, "nah brah, im pretty faded, just chilling here," and packs a fat lip of cope. since were apparently not getting in the game i also pack a fat lip of cope and "chill" at the gym basketball court.

the end of the story is that a smokeshow 9.5 becky comes over and also "chills" with homeless chad as we watch the basketball game and dip.

your move, xo biglaywers.



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Henna space

homeless chad is pushing a german whip btw

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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Henna space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36293546)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse prole

a 9.5 Becky makes my brain literally freeze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36293642)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Peach arousing corn cake boistinker

do you start going into a movie review?

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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse prole

no, im just literally frozen. zero thought or emotion other than fear and terror.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36293666)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Henna space

homeless Chad barely gives a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36293736)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Cobalt supple goal in life kitty cat



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Date: June 29th, 2018 11:57 PM
Author: Henna space

update: found out homeless chad has a jerb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36338746)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:14 AM
Author: beta psychic

He sounds like a killer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36637727)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:16 AM
Author: Trip Roast Beef Generalized Bond

wait, is this a clother gym?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36637728)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36637879)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:54 AM
Author: Henna space

update: homeless chad recently asked me why i wasnt coming to the gym hot tub scene at 1 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36642406)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:57 AM
Author: Spectacular adulterous school cafeteria party of the first part

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36642407)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:58 AM
Author: Adventurous Ultramarine Sex Offender Piazza

dont b mean 2 luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36642408)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: greedy razzle abode

chilly fatty homeless dood is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36642533)