The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
$3M for every Olympic medal you receive. Given $1M to prepare
Poast new message in this thread
Date: June 25th, 2018 1:53 PM Author: orange resort friendly grandma You have until Tokyo 2020 and Beijing 2022:
https://www.olympic.org/sports
Id focus on archery, dressage, maybe getting on a sailing team, luge, skeleton, curling.
If you dont spend the $1m on prep, or seem to be coasting, you need to pay it back. |
Date: June 25th, 2018 1:56 PM Author: contagious gas station I’d better enjoy my ultra-luxe training because I’m not gonna be getting any medals.
I’d focus on the events with the most inherent randomness. Not sure which these are, but it would not be anything where speed or strength is a major component. Maybe archery, target shooting, equestrian. Could I buy a good horse for $1m?
Could I be a benchwarmer for a team sport? Like cricket or something?
|
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 1:56 PM Author: heady crystalline weed whacker Most of the prep money is gonna be spent on some minimal level of "transitioning" to female. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306485) |
 |
Date: June 25th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: multi-colored sooty candlestick maker Covered by obamacare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306506) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: rusted underhanded lettuce field sadly cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306690) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 3:15 PM Author: appetizing elastic band gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36307055) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: soul-stirring disgusting french chef winner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309472) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 10:19 PM Author: Laughsome box office blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309489) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 9:18 AM Author: wonderful magenta center now that's thinking outside the box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310990) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: kink-friendly nighttime range pistol Use the $1M to bribe US soccer officials to make me the third-string goalie on soccer team. Never appear in a game. This approach might also work for other team sports like rugby, water polo, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306490) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: heady crystalline weed whacker why not bribe officials from a country remotely likely to win a medal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306505) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: kink-friendly nighttime range pistol Oh yeah, that's a good point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306517) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 2:05 PM Author: Khaki big hall now THAT'S thinking like a lawyer. (your original plan to spend $1,000,000.00 bribing your way onto Team USA soccer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306558) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: Hairraiser Becky will need to set aside some money for german lessons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309155) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: bistre whorehouse This is exactly what the Chinese did for the Beijing Olympics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306525) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: coiffed exciting internal respiration shitlib start running with parachutes and shit. get bronze in the 100m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306582) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: orange resort friendly grandma start opening doors at work with my knuckles. bronze in boxing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306649) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: appetizing elastic band gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36307058) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: coiffed exciting internal respiration shitlib start swimming in maple syrup, bronze in backstroke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36307061) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: Hairraiser Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309159) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 1:02 AM Author: Iridescent impertinent spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310343) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: bossy azure gay wizard dingle berry Typical XO pumo uses the million to buy hookers and medals in the 100m and weightlifting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36307070) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 9:12 PM Author: orange resort friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309127) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Indigo startling skinny woman i refuse to train wearing short. can they just use a black box for my COCKand STIMtwink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309143) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Frozen locale cuck For summer, I'd see if I have any natural ability at shooting or archery. If so, invest in those. Otherwise, sailing or equestrian I guess.
For winter, curling's probably the only way to go. |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 10:13 PM Author: diverse stage I would spend the next 4 years in vail skiing in the winter and golfing in the summer. I wouldn’t make an Olympic team but I think the $1m would last me until 2022 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309453) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: maroon nudist public bath foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309458) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:48 PM Author: Titillating garnet fortuitous meteor immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310017) |
|
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Carnelian pozpig Lobby IOC to approve nude bodybuilding as Olympic event (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309886) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 12:16 AM Author: Pearly Aromatic Degenerate the only thing i can think of is rowing on one of those big boats.
haven't ever done it. but it's gotta be my best chance with 4 years of training. |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 12:17 AM Author: Dull Coldplay Fan Gaping I think a bro did this and found canoeing or something was a total joke and only like 4 people competed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310137) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 12:20 AM Author: Titillating garnet fortuitous meteor immigrant do an Eddie The Eagle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310153) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 12:31 AM Author: Apoplectic hissy fit probably the only thing where you have a shot is an unathletic team event where your teammates can basically carry your load.
curling seems like an event where the team could be stronger than the weakest player but i don't know all the rules (could i just go first every single time so my teammates can make up for my mediocre first throw or does it rotate like serve/position for volleyball?) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: maroon nudist public bath foreskin curling has 4 players and a 5th alternate, so technically you could be the alternate and never play and still win a medal, though i feel like winning medals in curling is a bit random based on the event
pretty solid answer though |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 1:04 AM Author: bistre whorehouse http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/elizabeth-swaney-has-her-halfpipe-olympic-debut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310352) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 1:09 AM Author: hyperventilating cruise ship Register for special olympics
...
Profit |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 1:11 AM Author: Iridescent impertinent spot Might be able to win 3 on 3 basketball event. I'm a top 1% basketball player and I'd just pay 100k to some retired NBA guys who wasted their money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310355) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 9:15 AM Author: orange resort friendly grandma Surprised no one else thinks they could Dominate luge and skeleton. How hard can this be, if properly motivated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310970) |
|
Date: June 26th, 2018 9:22 AM Author: wonderful magenta center I would just take the money and get really good at golf. Set aside some cash to buy citizenship to some shithole country if I legit wanted to make a go at the games. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36311010) |