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$3M for every Olympic medal you receive. Given $1M to prepare
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:53 PM Author: Chest-beating elite round eye area You have until Tokyo 2020 and Beijing 2022:
https://www.olympic.org/sports
Id focus on archery, dressage, maybe getting on a sailing team, luge, skeleton, curling.
If you dont spend the $1m on prep, or seem to be coasting, you need to pay it back. |
Date: June 25th, 2018 1:56 PM Author: floppy offensive toilet seat I’d better enjoy my ultra-luxe training because I’m not gonna be getting any medals.
I’d focus on the events with the most inherent randomness. Not sure which these are, but it would not be anything where speed or strength is a major component. Maybe archery, target shooting, equestrian. Could I buy a good horse for $1m?
Could I be a benchwarmer for a team sport? Like cricket or something?
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:56 PM Author: Beta messiness Most of the prep money is gonna be spent on some minimal level of "transitioning" to female. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306485) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: alcoholic razzmatazz kitty cat house Covered by obamacare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306506) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: grizzly hairraiser black woman cruise ship sadly cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306690) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 3:15 PM Author: histrionic brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36307055) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:16 PM Author: pink sanctuary dog poop winner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309472) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:19 PM Author: Multi-colored dysfunction senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309489) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 9:18 AM Author: stimulating azure field yarmulke now that's thinking outside the box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310990) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: Lavender Home Twinkling Uncleanness Use the $1M to bribe US soccer officials to make me the third-string goalie on soccer team. Never appear in a game. This approach might also work for other team sports like rugby, water polo, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306490) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: Beta messiness why not bribe officials from a country remotely likely to win a medal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306505) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: Lavender Home Twinkling Uncleanness Oh yeah, that's a good point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306517) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:05 PM Author: Adventurous pea-brained base friendly grandma now THAT'S thinking like a lawyer. (your original plan to spend $1,000,000.00 bribing your way onto Team USA soccer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306558) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: Ivory pozpig will need to set aside some money for german lessons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309155) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Rambunctious 180 athletic conference This is exactly what the Chinese did for the Beijing Olympics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306525) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: well-lubricated infuriating son of senegal halford start running with parachutes and shit. get bronze in the 100m. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306582) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: Chest-beating elite round eye area start opening doors at work with my knuckles. bronze in boxing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36306649) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: histrionic brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36307058) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 3:16 PM Author: well-lubricated infuriating son of senegal halford start swimming in maple syrup, bronze in backstroke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36307061) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:17 PM Author: Ivory pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309159) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 1:02 AM Author: exhilarant flushed liquid oxygen box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310343) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 3:17 PM Author: unhinged preventive strike Typical XO pumo uses the million to buy hookers and medals in the 100m and weightlifting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36307070) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:12 PM Author: Chest-beating elite round eye area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309127) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: brilliant free-loading property toaster i refuse to train wearing short. can they just use a black box for my COCKand STIMtwink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309143) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Talented lettuce For summer, I'd see if I have any natural ability at shooting or archery. If so, invest in those. Otherwise, sailing or equestrian I guess.
For winter, curling's probably the only way to go. |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:13 PM Author: unholy self-absorbed range cuckoldry I would spend the next 4 years in vail skiing in the winter and golfing in the summer. I wouldn’t make an Olympic team but I think the $1m would last me until 2022 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309453) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM Author: wine tripping mad cow disease faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309458) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:48 PM Author: Orchid heady karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310017) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: chartreuse state Lobby IOC to approve nude bodybuilding as Olympic event (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36309886) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:16 AM Author: red hell the only thing i can think of is rowing on one of those big boats.
haven't ever done it. but it's gotta be my best chance with 4 years of training. |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:17 AM Author: Narrow-minded site mediation I think a bro did this and found canoeing or something was a total joke and only like 4 people competed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310137) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:20 AM Author: Orchid heady karate do an Eddie The Eagle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310153) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:31 AM Author: sable beady-eyed persian selfie probably the only thing where you have a shot is an unathletic team event where your teammates can basically carry your load.
curling seems like an event where the team could be stronger than the weakest player but i don't know all the rules (could i just go first every single time so my teammates can make up for my mediocre first throw or does it rotate like serve/position for volleyball?) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 8:42 AM Author: wine tripping mad cow disease faggotry curling has 4 players and a 5th alternate, so technically you could be the alternate and never play and still win a medal, though i feel like winning medals in curling is a bit random based on the event
pretty solid answer though |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 1:04 AM Author: Rambunctious 180 athletic conference http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/elizabeth-swaney-has-her-halfpipe-olympic-debut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310352) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 1:09 AM Author: clear passionate digit ratio hall Register for special olympics
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Profit |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 1:11 AM Author: exhilarant flushed liquid oxygen box office Might be able to win 3 on 3 basketball event. I'm a top 1% basketball player and I'd just pay 100k to some retired NBA guys who wasted their money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310355) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 9:15 AM Author: Chest-beating elite round eye area Surprised no one else thinks they could Dominate luge and skeleton. How hard can this be, if properly motivated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36310970) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 9:22 AM Author: stimulating azure field yarmulke I would just take the money and get really good at golf. Set aside some cash to buy citizenship to some shithole country if I legit wanted to make a go at the games. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009916&forum_id=2#36311010) |