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If you need to get rid of a girl but too chicken to break up, just talk poop

I think we’ve all been there. In a relationship, it’s boring...
Vibrant center
  06/27/18
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heady garnet church
  06/27/18
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flirting fat ankles
  06/27/18
(excised verse from Paul Simon's '50 Ways to Leave Your Love...
well-lubricated fiercely-loyal garrison legal warrant
  06/27/18
if you lay down the pipe she'll think its cute. i went th...
cordovan sound barrier
  06/27/18
You did the poop routine?
Vibrant center
  06/27/18
and far worse. she dumped me less than a year later.
cordovan sound barrier
  06/27/18
Describe “worse”
Vibrant center
  06/27/18
hookers and cocaine and guns in the house. made no effort to...
cordovan sound barrier
  06/27/18
wild. link to previous sagas on this?
Geriatric step-uncle's house
  06/27/18
search hooker and escort here.
cordovan sound barrier
  06/27/18
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Vibrant center
  06/27/18
cq.
Geriatric step-uncle's house
  06/27/18
what if you start talking about bringing some poop play into...
Sooty Stirring Telephone
  06/27/18
anal then dump
Vibrant center
  06/27/18
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Geriatric step-uncle's house
  06/27/18
Shout a male name as you cum.
Vibrant center
  06/27/18
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Vibrant center
  06/27/18
gonna just start doing this for effect
Geriatric step-uncle's house
  06/28/18
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Vibrant center
  07/18/18
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Geriatric step-uncle's house
  06/27/18
Just talk about shit, Brit Bring up your poop, Coop Mentio...
well-lubricated fiercely-loyal garrison legal warrant
  06/27/18
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Vibrant center
  06/27/18
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Vibrant center
  06/28/18


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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Vibrant center

I think we’ve all been there. In a relationship, it’s boring and needs to end, but you don’t want to crush her heart.

So here’s what you do: every time you need to poop, let her know.

“Excuse me babe, I need to shit.”

“We can watch the next episode after I take a dump.”

You can even do this by text.

“Sorry for the late reply, I was squeezing out a log.”

Chicks hate this. Abhor it. You’ll be single in a week, guaranteed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325136)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: heady garnet church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325139)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325143)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated fiercely-loyal garrison legal warrant

(excised verse from Paul Simon's '50 Ways to Leave Your Lover')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325147)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: cordovan sound barrier

if you lay down the pipe she'll think its cute.

i went through this several months back and posted widely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325148)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Vibrant center

You did the poop routine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325178)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: cordovan sound barrier

and far worse. she dumped me less than a year later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325210)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Vibrant center

Describe “worse”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325216)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: cordovan sound barrier

hookers and cocaine and guns in the house. made no effort to hide things or clean up. obviously the hookers only when she was at work. as a hooker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325231)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Geriatric step-uncle's house

wild. link to previous sagas on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325239)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: cordovan sound barrier

search hooker and escort here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325253)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Vibrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325275)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Geriatric step-uncle's house

cq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325233)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Sooty Stirring Telephone

what if you start talking about bringing some poop play into the bedroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325201)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Vibrant center

anal then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325212)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Geriatric step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325225)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Vibrant center

Shout a male name as you cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325245)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Vibrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325340)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 2:05 AM
Author: Geriatric step-uncle's house

gonna just start doing this for effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36326171)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Vibrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36454351)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Geriatric step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325202)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated fiercely-loyal garrison legal warrant

Just talk about shit, Brit

Bring up your poop, Coop

Mention your stool, Shmuel

And get yourself -- free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325242)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Vibrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36325246)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Vibrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012520&forum_id=2#36329761)