Date: July 13th, 2018 1:07 AM Author: Laughsome hospital
It’s the Guilded Age 2.0. I want to build the most magnificent house ever constructed in North America. We’ll have a great hall and lesser halls, dining for 1,000. We’ll have batting cages and a bowling alley. We’ll have a smoking room for when we’re feeling fancy, and a room styled like a pub for when we’re feeling prole. There will be gardens. An aviary. A spa with a sauna and a steam room and a hot tub and a INFB training studio. There will be multiple kitchens. There will be rooms for ping pong and rooms for squash. There will be an all purpose area where you can even play badminton if that’s your fancy.
Date: July 13th, 2018 1:19 AM Author: Laughsome hospital
I will commission a thousand foot tall bronze of Kavanaugh to be built at Port Chester, straddling the Byram River, with a spot in his crotch where we can drop white hot tar on any woman seeking to run away to liberal Connecticut for an abortion.