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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
  07/13/18
they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
Mischievous Azure Stage Mexican
  07/14/18
Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
  07/13/18
i'm crying here.
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Pontificating brethren sound barrier
  07/13/18
just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
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god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in...
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Aquamarine Mewling Stead Boistinker
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JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.
Cowardly Parlour Regret
  07/13/18
i need the joel osteen take on this
Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
  07/13/18
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Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
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Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
ruddy parlor
  07/13/18
kid's family didn't pray hard enough
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Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
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Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
  07/13/18
perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
floppy irate foreskin
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True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a M...
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brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all th...
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Good idea
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dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
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"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
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Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
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Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
  07/14/18
180 kid
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a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
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Hard to argue with this
mind-boggling senate
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hasn't more than one poaster died
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only the good die young
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Me, please.
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implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his ches...
Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
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Chemo med implant.
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Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cance...
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scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
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just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking...
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ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or somethin...
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I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would hav...
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Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit a...
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they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
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Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
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man this is sad
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he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
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"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
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this reeks of parental attention-whoring
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you reek of ducksauce and virginity
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Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a...
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Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsvil...
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xo's emo naivete is endearing
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"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
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the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
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Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tea...
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:(
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Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....
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God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our ex...
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How the fuck would you know?
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I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not f...
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Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
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My reaction as well
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*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
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AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
Blathering Hell
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I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
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You just have no concept of what the parents go through befo...
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for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoi...
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Absurd screed
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happy friday! https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ
Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
  07/13/18
The fuck man?
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jfc that macabre
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Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio license...
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jfc
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RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it wit...
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Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
  07/13/18
Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
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Hideous giraffe private investor
  07/13/18
I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
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the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
dark locus internal respiration
  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
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soul cancer.
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  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
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that's amazing. life is a gift.
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is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
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very strong post / moniker synergy here
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Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone ca...
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Ewing's
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how old were most of them when they died
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10-16 The girl I had my first sexual experience with (han...
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"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastati...
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mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of str...
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I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths,...
emerald impressive set
  07/13/18
TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
Chest-beating range
  07/14/18
Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow mat...
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i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom w...
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dark locus internal respiration
  07/13/18
lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don...
emerald impressive set
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oh i see. you're a hero.
dark locus internal respiration
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Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in t...
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what kind of pain is involved
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they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go unde...
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lol don't make him change his mind
Vibrant Smoky Theater
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"HS...2009" what the FUCK
domesticated gaming laptop
  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
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  07/14/18
"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer&q...
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He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a c...
emerald impressive set
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Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
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cockroach? don't you need positive karma to be reincarnat...
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I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not o...
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Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill ...
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Tough but fair
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You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was ...
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that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR. ...
Blathering Hell
  07/13/18
What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was th...
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  07/13/18
he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
floppy irate foreskin
  07/13/18
Wtf, that would be sad too.
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Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowh...
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wtf dude
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i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
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i couldn't tell since i don't see race
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Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny littl...
ruddy parlor
  07/13/18
true
Chocolate clown
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I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
Chest-beating range
  07/14/18
stfu
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wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for p...
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Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office
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hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her ti...
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a peek experience
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Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
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Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have i...
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harsh but completely true
Racy coiffed step-uncle's house selfie
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He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
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TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the ...
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Embarrassing thread for xo
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Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancer...
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Where did you get that from?
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90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come ba...
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He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
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poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again...
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Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Mischievous Azure Stage Mexican

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: floppy irate foreskin

i'm crying here.

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Cowardly Parlour Regret



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Pontificating brethren sound barrier



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Racy coiffed step-uncle's house selfie

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: white theater stage

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: white theater stage



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine Mewling Stead Boistinker



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Cowardly Parlour Regret

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: ruddy parlor

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: floppy irate foreskin

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Cowardly Parlour Regret

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: floppy irate foreskin

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Cowardly Parlour Regret

Good idea

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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: geriatric shivering headpube bbw



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: floppy irate foreskin

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Charcoal exciting cruise ship



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Naked knife

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Electric pearly halford

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Cowardly Parlour Regret



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Boyish drab striped hyena



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Odious rehab



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Rough-skinned underhanded weed whacker filthpig



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Pontificating brethren sound barrier



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: arousing fortuitous meteor garrison

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: heady cyan pistol persian

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: shaky pea-brained new version idiot



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling senate

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Racy coiffed step-uncle's house selfie

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Stirring Community Account Depressive

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Charcoal exciting cruise ship

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Electric pearly halford

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: arousing fortuitous meteor garrison

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Station



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: purple genital piercing



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: french lascivious school

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Chocolate clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: Curious House

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Aquamarine Mewling Stead Boistinker

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Charcoal exciting cruise ship

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Aquamarine Mewling Stead Boistinker

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: ruddy parlor

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Racy coiffed step-uncle's house selfie

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: geriatric shivering headpube bbw

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Casino Famous Landscape Painting

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Hairless contagious library circlehead

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: Mahogany Casino Famous Landscape Painting

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: passionate crystalline goyim really tough guy

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Trip Hyperactive Cuck



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Boyish drab striped hyena

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: wonderful well-lubricated mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Shimmering base patrolman



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Cowardly Parlour Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Hideous giraffe private investor

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: 180 house-broken indirect expression

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Blathering Hell

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Beta Station

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Cowardly Parlour Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Amber violent toaster native



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: white theater stage



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Diverse ocher crackhouse pocket flask

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Pale space telephone

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Blathering Hell

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: disturbing excitant institution



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: big unholy trailer park mother

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Diverse ocher crackhouse pocket flask

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Cowardly Parlour Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle salmon pit mediation

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Racy coiffed step-uncle's house selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Pale space telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Swollen locale trump supporter

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: turquoise yarmulke

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Hideous giraffe private investor



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Theater



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: disturbing excitant institution



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Aqua Stage Factory Reset Button

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Idiotic Box Office

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: purple genital piercing

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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Aqua Stage Factory Reset Button



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Glittery public bath jew



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Indigo bateful rigpig preventive strike

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Idiotic Box Office

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Sienna Quadroon

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Pale space telephone

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: black balding lodge



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Blathering Hell

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: motley orchid macaca

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: ruddy parlor

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Theater



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: multi-colored prole forum

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office

happy friday!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: motley orchid macaca

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Hideous giraffe private investor

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic karate



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: Chest-beating range

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic karate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: ruby yapping legal warrant wagecucks



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Trip Hyperactive Cuck



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: mauve hairraiser coffee pot gas station

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Mahogany Casino Famous Landscape Painting

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Hideous giraffe private investor

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Mahogany Casino Famous Landscape Painting

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: dark locus internal respiration

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Mahogany Casino Famous Landscape Painting

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: dark locus internal respiration

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: titillating twinkling uncleanness french chef

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: black balding lodge

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Odious rehab

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: ruddy parlor

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Mahogany Casino Famous Landscape Painting

Ewing's

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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Hideous giraffe private investor

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Casino Famous Landscape Painting

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: provocative big-titted stag film

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Boyish drab striped hyena

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: Chest-beating range

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Indigo bateful rigpig preventive strike

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: dark locus internal respiration

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: dark locus internal respiration

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Charcoal exciting cruise ship

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Vibrant Smoky Theater

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: Pale space telephone

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic karate

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic karate

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Boyish drab striped hyena

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic karate

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous erotic liquid oxygen

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: provocative big-titted stag film

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Blathering Hell

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: emerald impressive set

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: floppy irate foreskin

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic karate

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: vivacious startling principal's office generalized bond

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Marvelous skinny woman dingle berry

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: dark locus internal respiration

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: ruddy parlor

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Chocolate clown

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating range

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Racy coiffed step-uncle's house selfie

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Sexy bull headed multi-billionaire

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Zippy Sneaky Criminal Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Hideous giraffe private investor

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: stimulating splenetic karate

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling senate

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Racy coiffed step-uncle's house selfie

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating range

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: disturbing excitant institution

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: Chest-beating range

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: cobalt costumed church building

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Chest-beating range

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: Amber violent toaster native

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Racy coiffed step-uncle's house selfie

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: white theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Bossy chapel

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)