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Why is Texas so bad at football?

They have averaged 6 wins a season over the past 8 seasons. ...
orchid resort
  07/13/18
imo, has a lot to do with the schemes that texas HS teams ru...
doobsian razzmatazz partner
  07/13/18
Doesn't seem to have hurt TCU, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Hou...
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Clear trailer park
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Baylor for a while as well.
Vermilion Crackhouse Tattoo
  07/13/18
Just UT seems to be impacted, odd case
orchid resort
  07/13/18
I just don't think there's much talent in Texas HS football....
Autistic indian lodge
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orchid resort
  07/13/18
look u come from a powerhouse state like Wisconsin or Oregon...
Autistic indian lodge
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CR, those programs just roll out the 5-Star recruits, they a...
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Clear trailer park
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lol
vibrant godawful candlestick maker
  07/13/18
God the MFEs on this gay chat tweet blog.
Aromatic Talking Hall
  07/13/18
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exciting buff dysfunction
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Nevermind I saw his follow up.
Aromatic Talking Hall
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Flickering internal respiration
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austin tx turns 5-star recruits into 3-star pot heads
topaz stirring office
  07/13/18
They need to go back to Mack Brown’s Hamsterdam in central A...
Aromatic Talking Hall
  07/13/18
Imagine going to college in Austin Tx and being able to focu...
Vivacious amethyst whorehouse
  07/13/18
Yep. Every day your choices are: 1. Go to practice and wo...
Clear trailer park
  07/13/18
And fuck some of the hottest girls in the country
Vivacious amethyst whorehouse
  07/13/18
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orchid resort
  07/13/18
Ricky Williams and Vince Young seemed to be able to balance ...
Aromatic Talking Hall
  07/13/18
Link to texas recruiting any once in a generation buckwild b...
Vivacious amethyst whorehouse
  07/13/18
they were doing this yearly for about 10 years at least
exciting buff dysfunction
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Malik Jefferson was a megabeast coming out of high school. ...
Aromatic Talking Hall
  07/13/18
Also look at how many guys Texas has had in the last 8 years...
Aromatic Talking Hall
  07/13/18
Like Garrett Gilbert lol
Vivacious amethyst whorehouse
  07/13/18
LOL he's apparently better than Vince Young!
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orchid resort
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Lol fish tacos? Go back to the people’s republic of Califor...
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Autistic indian lodge
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orchid resort
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Yup. more like brisket tacos my man.
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Primrose Forum
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(Guy unfamiliar with the people’s republic of Austin)
Exhilarant Flirting Stage Laser Beams
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Get your licks in while you still can. They will be good ag...
Aromatic Talking Hall
  07/13/18
why didn't Texas just hire a good coach like Nebraska did? D...
exciting buff dysfunction
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It’s surprisingly difficult for Texas given that they are th...
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orchid resort
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still bitter these fucks ruined the Big 8 AND the big 12 jus...
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lol there was one year during the Charlie Strong era where d...
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galvanic lemon church building
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better than 90% of cable tv
Autistic indian lodge
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Flickering internal respiration
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Remember when Suh broke Colt McCoy in the B12 Championship G...
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Imagine how good that Nebraska team would’ve been if they we...
Aromatic Talking Hall
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If they had any offense they would have played for the NC th...
orchid resort
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They just needed to give Joe Ganz another year of eligibilit...
exciting buff dysfunction
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CR
orchid resort
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Joe Ganz should have won the Heisman.
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exciting buff dysfunction
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jfc really starting to smell like CHEESE CURD in this thread
Autistic indian lodge
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exciting buff dysfunction
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shit that's Wisconsin isn't it. whats the appropriate insult...
Autistic indian lodge
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"Seems like we've got some CornFUCKERS in here"
exciting buff dysfunction
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thread reeks of corn syrup
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Hilarious that the fondest recollection Cornhusker fans have...
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Two decades? NU won the Big 12 and played for the national ...
orchid resort
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Lol. “Nuh uh only the past 15 years. We got our anuses prol...
Aromatic Talking Hall
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Yet Nebraska has still had way more success than Texas the l...
exciting buff dysfunction
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Lol you guys are like a 90s billionaire who lost everything ...
Aromatic Talking Hall
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I guess that makes Texas the bum on the street that will suc...
exciting buff dysfunction
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Sure, but it's just fucking hilarious seeing people throw st...
Vivacious amethyst whorehouse
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? Nebraska has been demonstrably better than Texas
exciting buff dysfunction
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Getting syphillis is demonstrably better than getting HIV bu...
Vivacious amethyst whorehouse
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lololol
Vivacious amethyst whorehouse
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May 7th has been officially renamed Texas Football Day, why?
exciting buff dysfunction
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90s billionaire that fell on hard times and just landed his ...
orchid resort
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copped bitcoin at $25
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Haha Frost is Bitcoin in this analogy? Don't think that's t...
Aromatic Talking Hall
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there are a ton of things that are demonstrably false about ...
exciting buff dysfunction
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Don't dignify this stupidity with a response
orchid resort
  07/13/18
cr friend. Scott Frost is taking us to the moon
exciting buff dysfunction
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funny that Texas hasn't even sniffed a conference championsh...
exciting buff dysfunction
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They have had more losing seasons than CCG appreances since ...
orchid resort
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Texas is the fifth best program in their state. Show them so...
exciting buff dysfunction
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There was no CCG until last year. But yes we all agree that...
Aromatic Talking Hall
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http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=400934495
orchid resort
  07/13/18
This game and the close losses against USC, OSU and OU were ...
Aromatic Talking Hall
  07/13/18
Losses are victories. War is peace. Freedom is slavery.
orchid resort
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Scott Frost is Nick Saban. Eric Crouch is Vince Young.
Aromatic Talking Hall
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lmaooooooo
exciting buff dysfunction
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It isn't the 2018 season yet, so we still have a NC in the l...
Cruel-hearted Titillating Piazza Boistinker
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CR GBR
orchid resort
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TTTexas DONE HERE
exciting buff dysfunction
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Um, Texas has one.
Flickering internal respiration
  07/13/18
I believe we've already established that texas is done here
exciting buff dysfunction
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Are you calling Nebraska done here?
Flickering internal respiration
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Are you familiar with Scott Frost, friend?
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orchid resort
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LOL. Count down those last few weeks guys!
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Vivacious amethyst whorehouse
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http://www.sportingnews.com/ca/ncaa-football/news/texas-db-t...
orchid resort
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perfectly healthy program
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You mean the Horns pre-season All Big 12 CB who wisely came ...
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It’s because they greedily used all their power following a ...
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The Longhorns need to stop believing their own bullshit. A b...
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To be fair, for the last two decades the wagon-burning half ...
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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: orchid resort

They have averaged 6 wins a season over the past 8 seasons. How is it even possible that they have consistently sucked so much?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Texas_Longhorns_football_seasons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36418910)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: doobsian razzmatazz partner

imo, has a lot to do with the schemes that texas HS teams run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36418921)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: orchid resort

Doesn't seem to have hurt TCU, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Houston, or A&M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36418930)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: doobsian razzmatazz partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36418969)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Clear trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419072)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Vermilion Crackhouse Tattoo

Baylor for a while as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419774)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: orchid resort

Just UT seems to be impacted, odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419847)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Autistic indian lodge

I just don't think there's much talent in Texas HS football. They're doing the best they can with what they've got.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419006)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419013)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Autistic indian lodge

look u come from a powerhouse state like Wisconsin or Oregon, obviously you're going to win some games. Texas just isn't in that league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419024)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: orchid resort

CR, those programs just roll out the 5-Star recruits, they are not a developmental program with strictly regional appeal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419066)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419107)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420360)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Clear trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419075)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: vibrant godawful candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419127)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

God the MFEs on this gay chat tweet blog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419240)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419302)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Nevermind I saw his follow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419356)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420356)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: topaz stirring office

austin tx turns 5-star recruits into 3-star pot heads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419049)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

They need to go back to Mack Brown’s Hamsterdam in central Austin policy. Worked for Ricky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419148)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse

Imagine going to college in Austin Tx and being able to focus on athletics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Clear trailer park

Yep. Every day your choices are:

1. Go to practice and work hard

2. Hang out in a chill restaurant and eat fish tacos

Who picks #1?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419082)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse

And fuck some of the hottest girls in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419087)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419091)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Ricky Williams and Vince Young seemed to be able to balance these heavy burdens just fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419138)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse

Link to texas recruiting any once in a generation buckwild black superstar athletes in the past decade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419146)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

they were doing this yearly for about 10 years at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419150)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Malik Jefferson was a megabeast coming out of high school. Definitely should have been a first rounder and if Todd Orlando had him for four years he would’ve been a top 10 pick. But when Herman came to campus last year Malik couldn’t squat as much as he could bench. Strong ran a country club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419160)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Also look at how many guys Texas has had in the last 8 years who were meh in college and have gone on to very nice pro careers.

E.g. all the Marquise Goodwin, Quandre Diggs, Alex Okafor, Keenan Robinson, adrian Phillips, fozzy Whittaker dudes. Won’t put D’onta Foreman on this list, but he was buried on the depth chart until they had no alternatives and then they just started giving him 35 carries a game. All second contract dudes that were mid rounders to undrafted. Late Mack Brown and Charlie Strong were just terrible coaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419175)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse

Like Garrett Gilbert lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36421251)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

LOL he's apparently better than Vince Young!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36421447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419289)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Lol fish tacos? Go back to the people’s republic of California you commie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419132)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419152)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Autistic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419286)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419298)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Vermilion Crackhouse Tattoo

Yup. more like brisket tacos my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419789)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed lettuce milk



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed lettuce milk



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420402)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Primrose Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36421244)



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Date: September 1st, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Flirting Stage Laser Beams

(Guy unfamiliar with the people’s republic of Austin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36729271)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Get your licks in while you still can. They will be good again in 2019.

Mack Brown was basically crushed as a man by losing to Alabama in 2010 after having Colt McGay’s faggot dad force him out of the game to protect Colt’s third round draft grade. It would make me question all of my life choices as well if the ultimate moment of triumph of my entire career was ruined by some idiot sideline dad. Mack basically stopped trying after that and then they sucked so bad the next year that he lost both his coordinators and should’ve just retired on the spot but puttered along in mediocrity for a couple more years.

And then LOL at Charlie Strong being a coach at a major program. He failed in all three phases—epic shitshow he pulled off with their offensive coordinators, allowing Vance Bedford to wreck his defense and fail to develop any of the legit NFL talent Strong recruited, and in their last season they were getting fucking extra points blocked left and right haha. That dude was a joke. It was so perfect that he coup de graced himself by losing to fucking Kansas. The lesson as always is to never hire a shortmo to lead anything. The guy was clearly there for the paycheck for the jump. He had this great quote the summer before his first season where he was like “uh we aren’t winning any national championships anytime soon” and all the TTTexas fanfags were like “wait what?”

Herman is a raging douchebag, and super overrated, but he’ll get them back to ten win seasons and regular appearances in major bowls and once in a a while they might make the playoff when the conference is down and the SEC and Big 10 schools all beat up on each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

why didn't Texas just hire a good coach like Nebraska did? Doesn't seem that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419136)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

It’s surprisingly difficult for Texas given that they are the richest program in the country in the middle of the best recruiting territory. Hilarious that Fisher went to A&M the year after they hired Herman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419169)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419326)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: federal walnut property chad

still bitter these fucks ruined the Big 8 AND the big 12 just to wind up being one of the most pathetic athletic programs ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419167)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: orchid resort



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Date: September 1st, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Useless Laughsome Gaming Laptop Field



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Clear trailer park

lol there was one year during the Charlie Strong era where during bowl season the Longhorn Network just broadcast live footage of Bevo (the mascot) in his stall chewing on cud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419178)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: galvanic lemon church building



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Autistic indian lodge

better than 90% of cable tv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419290)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: orchid resort

Remember when Suh broke Colt McCoy in the B12 Championship Game? UT was never the same again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI2halSq07c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419351)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419360)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Imagine how good that Nebraska team would’ve been if they weren’t still running the wing T or whatever 1930s state of the art offense they played within the past decade. If Zac Lee was QB1 at any other Big 12 school he would’ve gotten the full Chrissy Simms treatment with people smearing shit on his car and ordering pizzas to his house and the like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419408)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: orchid resort

If they had any offense they would have played for the NC that year. Any of the Taylor Martinez-led teams would have been undefeated with that defense. They had the best defense and kicking game I have ever seen and received no help from their offense. I still remember them turning the ball over 8 times - including multiple times in the red zone - against Iowa State and still only losing 9-7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

They just needed to give Joe Ganz another year of eligibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419466)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: orchid resort

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Titillating Piazza Boistinker

Joe Ganz should have won the Heisman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419569)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419573)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Autistic indian lodge

jfc really starting to smell like CHEESE CURD in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419693)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Autistic indian lodge

shit that's Wisconsin isn't it. whats the appropriate insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

"Seems like we've got some CornFUCKERS in here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419930)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Iridescent jet-lagged mood

thread reeks of corn syrup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420112)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420237)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36423761)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Zippy seedy lodge karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36425522)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36427324)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse

Hilarious that the fondest recollection Cornhusker fans have over the past two decades is a loss to Texas in the 2009 B12 championship game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419736)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419746)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: orchid resort

Two decades? NU won the Big 12 and played for the national championship during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419810)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Lol. “Nuh uh only the past 15 years. We got our anuses prolapsed and fused into the backs of our throats by Miami in 2002!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419857)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

Yet Nebraska has still had way more success than Texas the last 10 years. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419894)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Lol you guys are like a 90s billionaire who lost everything and he’s now bragging about his chill 9-5 60k per year wagecuck gig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419990)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

I guess that makes Texas the bum on the street that will suck your dick for a crack rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420011)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse

Sure, but it's just fucking hilarious seeing people throw stones in glass houses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420032)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

?

Nebraska has been demonstrably better than Texas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420038)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse

Getting syphillis is demonstrably better than getting HIV but I wouldn't be fucking celebrating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420135)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420027)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

May 7th has been officially renamed Texas Football Day, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420034)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: orchid resort

90s billionaire that fell on hard times and just landed his dream job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420035)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

copped bitcoin at $25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420044)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420047)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Haha Frost is Bitcoin in this analogy? Don't think that's the result you guys are hoping for in terms of timing the market. Frost could easily end up as another Charlie Strong, especially with all the recruiting limitations he has at a school in the middle of nowhere that no one from Texas, Florida or California would ever attend if they had a better option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420137)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

there are a ton of things that are demonstrably false about this poast, all of which have been covered in depth on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420155)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: orchid resort

Don't dignify this stupidity with a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420228)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

cr friend. Scott Frost is taking us to the moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420240)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

funny that Texas hasn't even sniffed a conference championship since 2009

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419817)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: orchid resort

They have had more losing seasons than CCG appreances since that time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419827)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

Texas is the fifth best program in their state. Show them some respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419844)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

There was no CCG until last year. But yes we all agree that late Mack Brown and Charlie Strong were terrible. Please regale of us with stories of the Cornhuskers triumphs in all the Foster Farms and Capital One bowls they played in during the same span.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36419977)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: orchid resort

http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=400934495

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420022)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

This game and the close losses against USC, OSU and OU were probably the best thing that could've happened to the Longhorns. Herman needed to be humbled and Orlando would've left for a major gig if they'd gone a super soft 9-3 or 10-2 and made a lesser major bowl game like the Cotton Bowl against LSU or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420102)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: orchid resort

Losses are victories. War is peace. Freedom is slavery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

Scott Frost is Nick Saban. Eric Crouch is Vince Young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420296)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

lmaooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420244)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Titillating Piazza Boistinker

It isn't the 2018 season yet, so we still have a NC in the last 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420009)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: orchid resort

CR GBR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420017)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

TTTexas DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420025)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration

Um, Texas has one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420380)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

I believe we've already established that texas is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420543)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration

Are you calling Nebraska done here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420617)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

Are you familiar with Scott Frost, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420641)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Titillating Piazza Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36425218)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36427323)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

LOL. Count down those last few weeks guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420148)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Vivacious amethyst whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420151)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: orchid resort

http://www.sportingnews.com/ca/ncaa-football/news/texas-db-tweet-transfer-kris-boyd-recruit-texas-am-longhorns-aggies-malik-jefferson/pzfbcadxnae71tb2c3x8mlfvp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420267)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction

perfectly healthy program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420282)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

You mean the Horns pre-season All Big 12 CB who wisely came back for his senior year like Malik should have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420390)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Flickering internal respiration

It’s because they greedily used all their power following a national championship to absolutely blow up the Big 12 with the Longhorn Network. They somehow managed to turn their little brother A&M into the best recruiting team in Texas.

Imagine you’re some 95-iq defensive back with a 4.4 40 who doesn’t know shit about shit except the SEC sends the most players to the pro level and they’re telling you you can play in the SEC and still drive two hours to your Grammy’s Sunday supper every week.

They should appear in the dictionary next to schadenfreude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420354)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: exciting buff dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420385)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420396)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420398)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: gold ungodly windowlicker

The Longhorns need to stop believing their own bullshit. A bunch of wagon burning half breeds have been drinking their milkshake for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420599)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420635)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Talking Hall

To be fair, for the last two decades the wagon-burning half breeds had FAAAAAR superior coaching other than the retarded Stoops brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36420655)



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Date: September 1st, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36727834)



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Date: September 1st, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: doobsian razzmatazz partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36727843)



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Date: September 1st, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: orchid resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024988&forum_id=2#36729055)