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How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking?...
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
Source of your knowledge?
nubile stimulating toilet seat temple
  07/18/18
my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the...
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
How do you know what other persons' holds are like?
nubile stimulating toilet seat temple
  07/18/18
I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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Haunting stock car piazza
  07/18/18
Most people don't know how to wipe their ass. They just ...
embarrassed to the bone resort philosopher-king
  07/18/18
cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY a...
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, ...
embarrassed to the bone resort philosopher-king
  07/18/18
regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can b...
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the label...
Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine
  07/18/18
They can clear those out though. I would, however, advoca...
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Hea...
Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine
  07/18/18
It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Jap...
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
One day, we’ll go.
Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine
  07/18/18
...
Haunting stock car piazza
  07/18/18
rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack...
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
...
Haunting stock car piazza
  07/18/18
oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
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Haunting stock car piazza
  07/18/18
doesn't that leave your butt all wet? so you have to wipe...
Talking honey-headed stage
  07/18/18
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Haunting stock car piazza
  07/18/18
Do you use them? Sounds interesting.
Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine
  07/18/18
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Haunting stock car piazza
  07/18/18
How affordable are we talking about here?
Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine
  07/18/18
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Haunting stock car piazza
  07/18/18
Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought...
Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine
  07/18/18
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Haunting stock car piazza
  07/18/18
"into your anus"
Hyperactive Aqua Laser Beams Double Fault
  07/18/18
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big hideous lay haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
Can u draw a picture
coral disturbing tattoo
  07/18/18
*take
olive messiness step-uncle's house
  07/18/18
american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglec...
brass hissy fit cumskin
  07/18/18
not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American d...
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
Are assholes
Thriller Parlour
  07/18/18
the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer fo...
brass hissy fit cumskin
  07/18/18
In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.
Aromatic market
  07/18/18
...
unholy supple kitty regret
  07/18/18
"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's ...
nudist main people dilemma
  07/18/18
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unholy supple kitty regret
  07/18/18
thread is 180 never forget: ARE ASSHOLES
unholy supple kitty regret
  07/18/18
When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude as...
Thriller Parlour
  07/18/18
If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld ...
nudist main people dilemma
  07/18/18


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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Aromatic market

How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking? Get that checked. Or learn to wipe properly. Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454245)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: nubile stimulating toilet seat temple

Source of your knowledge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454259)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Aromatic market

my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the drop of a hat. I never have poop just lingering around my butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454270)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: nubile stimulating toilet seat temple

How do you know what other persons' holds are like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454502)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Aromatic market

I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454519)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: unholy supple kitty regret



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: coral disturbing tattoo



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Haunting stock car piazza



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone resort philosopher-king

Most people don't know how to wipe their ass.

They just bunch up a big wad of TP and rub it back and forth on the outside of their anus. It ends up just rubbing shit beyond the source.

That is not how you shuold wipe your ass.

You should neatly fold 2-3 pieces of TP and press with your finger directly into your anus. This prevents shit from getting spread anyehwhere it does not naturally touch when you shit it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454283)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Aromatic market

cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY asshold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454345)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone resort philosopher-king

I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, but you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454361)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Aromatic market

regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can be rougher. Wet wipes are soft and clean better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454367)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine

They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the labeling on the packaging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454373)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic market

They can clear those out though.

I would, however, advocate for a total adoption of the Japanese toilet technology across America with the automatic bidets and temperature control. Once you've shat in Japan, anything else feels uncivilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454387)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine

I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Heated seats, water, music, seems 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454394)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Aromatic market

It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454405)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine

One day, we’ll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454422)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Haunting stock car piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454420)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Aromatic market

rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454456)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Haunting stock car piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454498)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Aromatic market

oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454531)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Haunting stock car piazza



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Talking honey-headed stage

doesn't that leave your butt all wet?

so you have to wipe dry with a bunch of toilet paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454559)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: Haunting stock car piazza



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine

Do you use them? Sounds interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454472)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Haunting stock car piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454486)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine

How affordable are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454503)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Haunting stock car piazza



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Charcoal Comical Tanning Salon Dopamine

Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454542)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Haunting stock car piazza



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aqua Laser Beams Double Fault

"into your anus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454400)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: big hideous lay haunted graveyard



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: coral disturbing tattoo

Can u draw a picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455030)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: olive messiness step-uncle's house

*take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455115)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: brass hissy fit cumskin

american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglected faeces overflowing from backed up candida laced intestinal lining packed with undigested meats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454407)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Aromatic market

not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American diet causing leaking asshole and poopy undies across America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454471)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Thriller Parlour

Are assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454474)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: brass hissy fit cumskin

the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer for the slovenly decline of it's people and values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454480)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Aromatic market

In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454492)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: unholy supple kitty regret



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: nudist main people dilemma

"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's a disaster. People say I can't fix American asses - we're gonna do asses, we're gonna do underwear. Big league."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455022)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: unholy supple kitty regret



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: unholy supple kitty regret

thread is 180

never forget: ARE ASSHOLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454535)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Thriller Parlour

When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude asked me for change outside a burger joint that my friends and I frequented. I shot him down in a smart-ass, condescending manner. In response, he looked me dead in the eye and loudly stated “YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.” I didn’t know what to say in response and slinked away, utterly pwned and demoralized. He knew my soul was corrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454981)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: nudist main people dilemma

If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld one.

A lot of what they sell on Amazon looks pretty awkward. Instead, you want one that looks like a small sports water bottle except with a very flexible body. Fill with water and bend the body so the nozzle aims at anus, then give several hard squeezes so there's a good stream.

https://www.faucetdirect.com/biobidet-tp-70-the-palm-portable-non-electric-travel-bidet-with-long-pointed-nozzle/p3358381

The one I have has a shorter nozzle and flexible body. Made in Saudi though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455011)