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How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking?...
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
Source of your knowledge?
bat shit crazy becky
  07/18/18
my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the...
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
How do you know what other persons' holds are like?
bat shit crazy becky
  07/18/18
I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
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Histrionic field
  07/18/18
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hideous university new version
  07/18/18
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razzle haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
Most people don't know how to wipe their ass. They just ...
vivacious insane party of the first part macaca
  07/18/18
cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY a...
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, ...
vivacious insane party of the first part macaca
  07/18/18
regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can b...
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the label...
diverse juggernaut school cafeteria
  07/18/18
They can clear those out though. I would, however, advoca...
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Hea...
diverse juggernaut school cafeteria
  07/18/18
It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Jap...
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
One day, we’ll go.
diverse juggernaut school cafeteria
  07/18/18
...
razzle haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack...
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
...
razzle haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
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razzle haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
doesn't that leave your butt all wet? so you have to wipe...
Cream Mad Cow Disease
  07/18/18
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razzle haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
Do you use them? Sounds interesting.
diverse juggernaut school cafeteria
  07/18/18
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razzle haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
How affordable are we talking about here?
diverse juggernaut school cafeteria
  07/18/18
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razzle haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought...
diverse juggernaut school cafeteria
  07/18/18
...
razzle haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
"into your anus"
supple clown
  07/18/18
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bistre tanning salon
  07/18/18
Can u draw a picture
hideous university new version
  07/18/18
*take
spectacular parlor trump supporter
  07/18/18
american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglec...
Rose swashbuckling dog poop roast beef
  07/18/18
not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American d...
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
Are assholes
alcoholic church building pocket flask
  07/18/18
the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer fo...
Rose swashbuckling dog poop roast beef
  07/18/18
In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.
Heady useless cuckold senate
  07/18/18
...
Histrionic field
  07/18/18
"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's ...
Glittery fear-inspiring nursing home scourge upon the earth
  07/18/18
...
Histrionic field
  07/18/18
thread is 180 never forget: ARE ASSHOLES
Histrionic field
  07/18/18
When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude as...
alcoholic church building pocket flask
  07/18/18
If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld ...
Glittery fear-inspiring nursing home scourge upon the earth
  07/18/18


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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

How do so many people have poopy assholes? Are they leaking? Get that checked. Or learn to wipe properly. Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454245)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: bat shit crazy becky

Source of your knowledge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454259)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

my own spotless asshole. You could eat my asshole out at the drop of a hat. I never have poop just lingering around my butthole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454270)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy becky

How do you know what other persons' holds are like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454502)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

I've seen many holds. Many, many holds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454519)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Histrionic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454526)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: hideous university new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455028)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454252)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: vivacious insane party of the first part macaca

Most people don't know how to wipe their ass.

They just bunch up a big wad of TP and rub it back and forth on the outside of their anus. It ends up just rubbing shit beyond the source.

That is not how you shuold wipe your ass.

You should neatly fold 2-3 pieces of TP and press with your finger directly into your anus. This prevents shit from getting spread anyehwhere it does not naturally touch when you shit it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454283)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

cr, and I use wet wipes at home. So much more gentle on MY asshold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454345)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: vivacious insane party of the first part macaca

I don't understand why someone would care about gentleness, but you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454361)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

regular tp can leave little tp chunks on your hole and can be rougher. Wet wipes are soft and clean better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454367)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: diverse juggernaut school cafeteria

They are said to clog the plumbing though, despite the labeling on the packaging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454373)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

They can clear those out though.

I would, however, advocate for a total adoption of the Japanese toilet technology across America with the automatic bidets and temperature control. Once you've shat in Japan, anything else feels uncivilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454387)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: diverse juggernaut school cafeteria

I’ve only seen pictures, but their toilets look awesome. Heated seats, water, music, seems 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454394)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

It's an all-around 180 experience to "make" in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454405)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: diverse juggernaut school cafeteria

One day, we’ll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454422)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454420)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

rink? to a good one. I want water shooting all over my crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454456)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454498)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

oh fuck yeah i'm copping this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454531)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454534)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Cream Mad Cow Disease

doesn't that leave your butt all wet?

so you have to wipe dry with a bunch of toilet paper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454559)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454585)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: diverse juggernaut school cafeteria

Do you use them? Sounds interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454472)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454486)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: diverse juggernaut school cafeteria

How affordable are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454503)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454515)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: diverse juggernaut school cafeteria

Interesting. I’ll look into it. A lot cheaper than I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454542)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: razzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454606)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: supple clown

"into your anus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454400)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: bistre tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454465)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: hideous university new version

Can u draw a picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455030)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: spectacular parlor trump supporter

*take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455115)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Rose swashbuckling dog poop roast beef

american assholes are just runny fissures filled with neglected faeces overflowing from backed up candida laced intestinal lining packed with undigested meats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454407)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

not flame though, ur prob correct it's the rancid American diet causing leaking asshole and poopy undies across America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454471)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: alcoholic church building pocket flask

Are assholes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454474)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Rose swashbuckling dog poop roast beef

the absolute state of the american asshole is a barometer for the slovenly decline of it's people and values

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454480)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Heady useless cuckold senate

In the 70s people had such clean, pink assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454492)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Histrionic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454493)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring nursing home scourge upon the earth

"You look at what's going on with American asses, it's a disaster. People say I can't fix American asses - we're gonna do asses, we're gonna do underwear. Big league."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455022)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Histrionic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454500)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Histrionic field

thread is 180

never forget: ARE ASSHOLES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454535)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: alcoholic church building pocket flask

When I was about 15, some mangy Vietnam vet homeless dude asked me for change outside a burger joint that my friends and I frequented. I shot him down in a smart-ass, condescending manner. In response, he looked me dead in the eye and loudly stated “YOUR ASSHOLE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.” I didn’t know what to say in response and slinked away, utterly pwned and demoralized. He knew my soul was corrupt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36454981)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Glittery fear-inspiring nursing home scourge upon the earth

If you don't have an installed bidet you can get a handheld one.

A lot of what they sell on Amazon looks pretty awkward. Instead, you want one that looks like a small sports water bottle except with a very flexible body. Fill with water and bend the body so the nozzle aims at anus, then give several hard squeezes so there's a good stream.

https://www.faucetdirect.com/biobidet-tp-70-the-palm-portable-non-electric-travel-bidet-with-long-pointed-nozzle/p3358381

The one I have has a shorter nozzle and flexible body. Made in Saudi though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4029529&forum_id=2#36455011)