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new girlfriend is a Seeking Arrangement whore who constantly makes ibs jokes

if i keep doing this right i will be dead before 35
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
don't go on that site dude - i did and learned my lesson
Thriller Point Toilet Seat
  07/22/18
i met her on another site she was just telling me about how ...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
elaborate
Dashing Address Trust Fund
  07/22/18
my new girlfriend apparently got paid $850 a few months ago ...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
180
grizzly cheese-eating mood house
  07/22/18
does she itemize the invoice
Dashing Address Trust Fund
  07/22/18
i didnt pry into it that much i think she just told the stor...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
I believe she would have to fill out a form 1096-LOAF for th...
geriatric dysfunction headpube
  07/22/18
...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
$150 repeat client discount
Passionate mint principal's office
  07/23/18
...
Ebony swashbuckling double fault circlehead
  10/27/19
...
Disrespectful spot shitlib
  12/18/19
she has 5 different psychiatric med scripts lol
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
she keeps texting me screencaps of convos with these old law...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
"ive only had sex with 17 guys"
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
she says nigger a lot
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
...
bonkers cerebral deer antler
  10/27/19
"i hate children they make my ibs flare up"
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/22/18
whats his name
crystalline idea he suggested patrolman
  07/22/18
...
orange round eye
  07/22/18
she is a dogsitter or dogwalker or something and says she ta...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/23/18
I hope she is sterile
bistre set
  07/24/18
The HPV, syphilis and uterine cancer took care of that long ...
Exhilarant milky base
  07/24/18
I think shes pretty clean shes only banged 17 guys
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/24/18
we have spent the past few hours sending each other live lea...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/23/18
...
orange round eye
  07/23/18
she sent me a snapchat of her bloody, messy gash (on her per...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/29/18
...
Lascivious bat-shit-crazy goal in life
  07/29/18
...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/29/18
overlooked
hyperactive business firm pocket flask
  10/26/19
Why are you even on that site? It’s for olds
territorial mustard stag film persian
  07/29/18
I met her on another app. She just uses SA to make extra mon...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/29/18
*Licks nasty asshole of rich boomer for booze money* *Mee...
territorial mustard stag film persian
  07/29/18
I'm in love with her.
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/29/18
...
beta hideous love of her life background story
  12/18/19
lololololololololol. you pay strange girls for sex. i fuck n...
coral offensive lay
  07/29/18
you've already established that you pay extra money for the ...
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/29/18
i knew you had some weird alternative lifestyle. paying 3.99...
coral offensive lay
  07/29/18
yeah banging internet sluts is def weird & alternative
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/29/18
yes if you’re paying for it
coral offensive lay
  07/29/18
im not
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/29/18
In my degenerate online dating era I met a 23 yr old ginger ...
Cracking orchid parlor
  07/29/18
this describes the girl im talking about to a tee
Cobalt self-centered institution
  07/29/18
Update?
bistre set
  12/18/19
...
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19
jesus Christ, this sounds even worse than the clusterfuck of...
brass diverse center dingle berry
  12/18/19
describe
beta hideous love of her life background story
  12/18/19
poasted about here in this thread as well as a couple others...
brass diverse center dingle berry
  12/18/19
LOL 180 i know this story
beta hideous love of her life background story
  12/18/19
u have feelings for a bpd retard? d00d.
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19
what the hell does bpd mean? yeah I do, and I recognize ...
brass diverse center dingle berry
  12/18/19
get married and spend the rest of ur lives together
beta hideous love of her life background story
  12/18/19
...
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19
LJL, I'm not that fucking retarded. if we actually were toge...
brass diverse center dingle berry
  12/18/19
do it pussy
beta hideous love of her life background story
  12/18/19
...
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19
borderline personality disorder. it's the female version of...
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19
yeah she is likely absolutely insane. bipolar or something. ...
brass diverse center dingle berry
  12/18/19
disgusting
beta hideous love of her life background story
  12/18/19
15 might be excess of my record, back when i was a 15 yr. ol...
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19
poast photos of ur cock
brass diverse center dingle berry
  12/18/19
earl's closer to u d00d and (in his account) is the one azn ...
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19
i already asked Nutella to do a three way with me and this s...
brass diverse center dingle berry
  12/18/19
...
beta hideous love of her life background story
  12/18/19
yea i remember was joking that maybe the response would be d...
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19
to be fair, I heard she's beat (even by azn standards) so th...
brass diverse center dingle berry
  12/18/19
thunder collins and others say really mean things about her ...
painfully honest smoky internal respiration
  12/18/19


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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

if i keep doing this right i will be dead before 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473440)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Thriller Point Toilet Seat

don't go on that site dude - i did and learned my lesson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473462)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

i met her on another site she was just telling me about how she goes on SA whenever she needs money or free shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473469)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: Dashing Address Trust Fund

elaborate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473472)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

my new girlfriend apparently got paid $850 a few months ago to strip naked and shit on some guys chest while he beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473480)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: grizzly cheese-eating mood house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473481)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Dashing Address Trust Fund

does she itemize the invoice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473486)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

i didnt pry into it that much i think she just told the story to intimidate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473556)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: geriatric dysfunction headpube

I believe she would have to fill out a form 1096-LOAF for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478108)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478123)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Passionate mint principal's office

$150 repeat client discount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36481277)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 2:11 AM
Author: Ebony swashbuckling double fault circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39032439)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful spot shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284611)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

she has 5 different psychiatric med scripts lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473574)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

she keeps texting me screencaps of convos with these old lawyer fags and i dont know how i feel about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476483)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

"ive only had sex with 17 guys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476489)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

she says nigger a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476522)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 2:15 AM
Author: bonkers cerebral deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39032448)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

"i hate children they make my ibs flare up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478093)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: crystalline idea he suggested patrolman

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478098)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: orange round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478115)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

she is a dogsitter or dogwalker or something and says she takes "pride" in being a "dog step mom" but is hoping eventually she will graduate to full on "dog mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36481125)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 4:06 AM
Author: bistre set

I hope she is sterile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485778)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant milky base

The HPV, syphilis and uterine cancer took care of that long ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36489176)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

I think shes pretty clean shes only banged 17 guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36489258)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

we have spent the past few hours sending each other live leak videos and discussing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485059)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: orange round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485202)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

she sent me a snapchat of her bloody, messy gash (on her period) and asked me if i was fine with cleaning it up--i reluctantly told her yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517865)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Lascivious bat-shit-crazy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517882)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517884)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 10:00 PM
Author: hyperactive business firm pocket flask

overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39031754)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: territorial mustard stag film persian

Why are you even on that site? It’s for olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517889)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

I met her on another app. She just uses SA to make extra money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517891)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: territorial mustard stag film persian

*Licks nasty asshole of rich boomer for booze money*

*Meets up with you a few hours later*

Sounds like a catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517993)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

I'm in love with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517995)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: beta hideous love of her life background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284446)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: coral offensive lay

lololololololololol. you pay strange girls for sex. i fuck normal girls without paying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518020)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

you've already established that you pay extra money for the bonus features on dating apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518027)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: coral offensive lay

i knew you had some weird alternative lifestyle. paying 3.99 for the tinder boost feature a handful of times =/= having a seeking arrangement account. women outnumber men in my town and i can fuck girls in their mid 20s from good schools almost anytime i want to. for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518060)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

yeah banging internet sluts is def weird & alternative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518072)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: coral offensive lay

yes if you’re paying for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518086)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

im not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518097)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Cracking orchid parlor

In my degenerate online dating era I met a 23 yr old ginger slut who had a 65 year old SA Sugar daddy. He was a rich as fuck tech bro and gave her an allowance ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518050)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Cobalt self-centered institution

this describes the girl im talking about to a tee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518059)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: bistre set

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284372)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284425)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: brass diverse center dingle berry

jesus Christ, this sounds even worse than the clusterfuck of a "relationship" I have going on out in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284385)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: beta hideous love of her life background story

describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284417)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: brass diverse center dingle berry

poasted about here in this thread as well as a couple others: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4395443&mc=32&forum_id=2

basically my client, partner and I used to hang out with her and do blow. client was paying her ostensibly for sex but they could never do that due to the blow.

long story short, I'm now hanging out with her and I actually have feelings for her, which is completely retarded. it seems to be reciprocal, but who knows with these mentally ill bitches. this is just a sick situation based on drugs, alcoholism, and lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284533)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: beta hideous love of her life background story

LOL 180 i know this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284546)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration

u have feelings for a bpd retard? d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284548)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: brass diverse center dingle berry

what the hell does bpd mean?

yeah I do, and I recognize how utterly stupid this is. I think it's because I knew her for like three years as just a party friend. I mean there is no excuse for this though, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284566)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: beta hideous love of her life background story

get married and spend the rest of ur lives together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284569)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284572)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: brass diverse center dingle berry

LJL, I'm not that fucking retarded. if we actually were together one or both of us would be dead or in prison within a year or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284578)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: beta hideous love of her life background story

do it pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284588)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284606)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration

borderline personality disorder. it's the female version of sociopathy, common in hookers & other whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284571)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: brass diverse center dingle berry

yeah she is likely absolutely insane. bipolar or something. she masturbates like 15 times a day, which I think can be a symptom of mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284587)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: beta hideous love of her life background story

disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284590)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration

15 might be excess of my record, back when i was a 15 yr. old straight as fuck cis. male. (jacking to tranny porn ofc..)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284605)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: brass diverse center dingle berry

poast photos of ur cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284630)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration

earl's closer to u d00d and (in his account) is the one azn dude in the la area with a truly massive package. and maybe nutella would be up for a threeway now that the cslg "holiday" party is now in the past?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284655)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: brass diverse center dingle berry

i already asked Nutella to do a three way with me and this stripper. her response was very rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284657)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: beta hideous love of her life background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284661)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration

yea i remember was joking that maybe the response would be different now that she's presumably finished masturbating to cslg's wealth ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284667)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: brass diverse center dingle berry

to be fair, I heard she's beat (even by azn standards) so that wasn't a legitimate question that I posed to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284767)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 2:22 PM
Author: painfully honest smoky internal respiration

thunder collins and others say really mean things about her looks because she can be a huge bitch on xo (that's the essence of her schtick). she is (or used to be) fairly attractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284794)