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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:40 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Won a YUGE case last week. Client sent me some nice cognac. It’s wasted on me though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639065) |
Date: August 18th, 2018 1:42 PM Author: thriller big-titted dysfunction What’s ur comp? Vault range of firm? How long u been partner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639075) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:46 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Comp this year will exceed 1 MM, maybe close to 1.5. Last year was roughly 700k. It’s done on a formula and my originations are good this year. Well let’s say V50, doobs. And almost 2 years. I’m the same year as earl but not quite as tall, can’t dunk but with a better haircut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639089) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: thriller big-titted dysfunction Sweet. I’m a first year partner at a middling v100 and make only 320 base. I am shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639168) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: bipolar boiling water so an 8th year associate makes more than you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643968) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home There are more firms like this than you’d think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643984) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: bipolar boiling water I don't think anything, I start in September. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643991) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Godspeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644544) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: thriller big-titted dysfunction not an 8th year at my firm - we pay 190 to first years in major markets but not lockstep. senior associates make high 200s from what i know (that was the case for me and others in my group who recently made partner). particularly given the last two biglaw increases, there is a serious salary compression problem.
also, my take home went way down, to like $7500/mo. this is in part due to the mandatory retirement plan (54k/year into a keogh plan), which i actually like, but also due to assraping in taxes. i have to pay taxes in like 15 states. i have to fucking pay the NYC commuter tax and i live in DC. i've been to our new york office like two times. |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:09 PM Author: Disgusting ivory theater brethren Is your comp fully math or is there some comp committee that basically decides who gets what? What would your originations need to be to hit $1.5mm comp? I assume ike $3mm+ or are you just billing tons of hours at a high rate? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639227) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Fully math, thank baby Jesus. My originations will be between 2-3 this year and I’ve billed quite a bit on a case that wasn’t mine. My hours will be under 2k this year (unles something goes horribly wrong) for the first time ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639275) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Disgusting ivory theater brethren So you are billing at $1k+ per hour? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639289) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home pretty much everyone who isn’t shit is these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639310) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Holy shit, I should have sold this crap on eBay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639160) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: Slate comical stage dog poop What’s ur work,life balance like. How do you generate business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639226) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: thriller big-titted dysfunction On balance id imagine his life is in balance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639246) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: Disgusting ivory theater brethren Is the lull natural or unnatural? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639263) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639277) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Stirring hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639301) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: razzle-dazzle avocado mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639370) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: lascivious wine meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639414) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:50 AM Author: nudist mind-boggling school cafeteria halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643271) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Had none as an associate. It’s not bad now, I only go in 4 days a week at most. Do quite a bit from home. BizGen comes mostly from longtime friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639282) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Stimulating White Corner Rate KIRKLAND entry to Dallas market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639288) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home On a scale of torchy’s to el tiempo, I rate it irma’s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639298) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Stimulating White Corner Dat too spicy!!!! Any trends in litigation groups among the big firms that have caught your attention? |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Honestly, I don’t pay much attention to the market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639322) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Stimulating White Corner Outted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639351) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Doobs knows who I am, apparently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639363) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Stimulating White Corner I doubt he does but my point is that there is a class a firms who are super into the gossip and keeping up with the Joneses from a law firm prestige and $$$$$$$ perspective, particularly since Kirkland came to town (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639389) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:40 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Yeah, fuck Kirkland. Hasn’t had too much effect on us litmos, but I did lose my secretary to them. She was super cute too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639400) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:41 PM Author: Lime apoplectic organic girlfriend depressive whats her # (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639406) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home I was working the long game too :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639426) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:45 PM Author: Stimulating White Corner Well safe to say that their partners may already be working a different long game on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639431) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:19 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Texas is great. So many cute secretaries I’ll never get to fuck. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639588) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 3:20 PM Author: Lime apoplectic organic girlfriend depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639595) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:42 PM Author: Stimulating White Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639418) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:20 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Okay, this shit is stronger than advertised. I’m pretty drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639292) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Stimulating White Corner DESCRIBE your plans for the rest of the day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639321) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:26 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Wife is taking kids to a birthday party soon. Probably going to jerk off and keep drinking. Will do dinner tonight, thinking about checking out Nancy’s Hustle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639335) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: thriller big-titted dysfunction U want someone to jerk off with bro? No homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639340) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:30 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Let’s facetime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639346) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: thriller big-titted dysfunction 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639365) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:14 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Jerked of three times. Still drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640685) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: thriller big-titted dysfunction Let’s do it together and shoot at the same time. No homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640753) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home I’m all out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640870) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Stimulating White Corner It's a fun place, I enjoyed it, good menu and cocktails. Might be tough to snag a table on Saturday without a reservation. May be credited to just move venues to Luckys and Woodrow's and stumble around Eado (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639345) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home I know the owner but havent been, mostly since I’ve been in trial prep mode/trial for months now. I’ve heard great things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36639360) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:26 AM Author: Chartreuse provocative home The burger was crazy good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642783) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Supple Pea-brained Orchestra Pit Affirmative Action Congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36640891) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:26 AM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Thanks, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642781) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:25 AM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Gonna finish this thing off today come hell or highwater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642780) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:30 AM Author: nubile internal respiration serious q and not trying to be mean: do you feel bad about missing your kids' childhoods?
ever thought of leaving for something with fewer hours so you could have more family time and leisure time? |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: Chartreuse provocative home No, because I didn’t. My kids are super young, I will bill probably 1900 this year, and work from home quite a bit. I spend far more time with my kids than your average office monkey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36642973) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 10:51 AM Author: nubile internal respiration good job having kids as a partner i guess. but there is no way you spend more time with your kids than an average office worker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643040) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Believe what you want. I rarely miss any of their events and I spend several hours everyday with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643083) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:16 AM Author: thriller big-titted dysfunction i would say the same is true of me. i don't bill an insane number of hours. however, i do travel quite a bit so there's that. but when i'm in town, i usually make it home not long after kid #1 gets home from daycare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643129) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home I’ve been lucky to have very little travel the last couple years. Thing is, even with shit hours you can prioritize your kids. It’s everything else that suffers. Even as an associate I did two things: spent time time with kids and hit the gym every day. Everything else went to shit.
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:22 AM Author: Yellow Stag Film Multi-billionaire they make that in a handle? jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643146) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:17 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home They do. I should’ve googled it before opening it. Didn’t know how expensive it is. Prole tell, I know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643956) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:46 PM Author: cobalt electric church building How much does it cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644081) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:50 PM Author: Yellow Stag Film Multi-billionaire probably like $8K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644096) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:46 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home That’s what google says. This bottle is (was) worth more than my car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644559) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:23 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home I am definitely not finishing this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36643988) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: Rusted Aromatic Base Goyim 180
Are you drinking it neat and out of a chalice?
Why did you make partner when other associates got no breakfasted? |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:36 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Neat out of a $1 ikea glass. I strove hard and made a little rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644277) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: awkward reading party place of business What rank of LS and UG did you attend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644283) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:44 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Elite ones, doobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644550) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 3:40 PM Author: Burgundy odious knife Your wife let you get drunk all weekend? Secondly, you drank an entire handle of cognac. I would be blackout after like five drinks although I don’t drink much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644298) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Yes, she did. But I didn’t really make a dent. It’s maybe 1/3rd gone. I gave it my best, but I’m a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644542) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: magenta big site stock car Just do $8000 bottle of liquor, bro. Serious Xo 2007 ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36644958) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home fuck! I’m so dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36645340) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:00 PM Author: magenta big site stock car Lol, his much did you make last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36645693) |
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Date: August 20th, 2018 8:29 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home not a million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36651454) |
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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: Chartreuse provocative home Finished this today in the office (trial starts next week). Some associate asked for the bottle. lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054879&forum_id=2#36816279) |