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I work at megacorp. My boss is GROSSLY INCOMPETENT.

We’ve been in a meeting for 45 minutes. She’s rambled incoh...
Vigorous hall
  08/21/18
Megacorps employ a lot of Boomery types like this who make v...
Know-it-all Pit Friendly Grandma
  08/21/18
Devils in the details of the organization. But, suffice it t...
fantasy-prone mind-boggling den antidepressant drug
  08/21/18
Yes, OP, you may hit on a quick return, if you're lucky enou...
adventurous olive stag film
  08/21/18
Bosses with no discernible skill set other than sucking up t...
fuchsia thirsty tank
  08/21/18
I have a boomer regional manager who is basically illiterate...
Provocative school cafeteria
  08/21/18
But but but the free market!
supple casino skinny woman
  08/21/18
Yeah megacorps are shit . McCorps employ McRetards
Dashing azure puppy
  08/21/18
Stand up in the meeting and relieve her from duty. You're a...
white water buffalo
  08/21/18
I’m seriously considering talking to her boss. I can’t work...
Vigorous hall
  08/21/18
Talk to her first
Dashing azure puppy
  08/21/18
"Hey, Jenny, I know we've tried to give you constructiv...
white water buffalo
  08/21/18
tldr
Dashing azure puppy
  08/21/18
Do it. Why should you, the company, its investors, the corp...
white water buffalo
  08/21/18
Most inept "leaders" got there thru favoritism. Th...
fuchsia thirsty tank
  08/21/18
Counterpoint: Seated at the golden heart of every corporatio...
white water buffalo
  08/21/18
It's ridiculous how many layers of "management" th...
Provocative school cafeteria
  08/21/18
They're like the remora that attach themselves to the great ...
white water buffalo
  08/21/18
180
Provocative school cafeteria
  08/21/18
Ok nm
fuchsia thirsty tank
  08/21/18
...
Filthy Histrionic University
  08/21/18
what do you do for your megacorp
Filthy Histrionic University
  08/21/18
muscular ginger is a compliance ape like other bottom-of-the...
180 elite son of senegal
  12/08/18
Fake a heart attack.
house-broken glassy alpha french chef
  08/21/18
w or w/o pants pee?
white water buffalo
  08/21/18
Save the pee for the next one. They’ll be more skeptical wit...
house-broken glassy alpha french chef
  08/21/18
Who cares. These jobs are all fraud. Stack cash and move up....
cerise mentally impaired bawdyhouse
  08/21/18
...
Hairless bisexual black woman house
  08/21/18
She is a minority. I’m a WHITE FUCKING MALE!!
Vigorous hall
  08/21/18
Company is going through a major merger/integration. My boss...
Heady Forum Macaca
  08/21/18
He can’t find a GC gig somewhere else?
Rose odious state
  08/21/18
of course he could and if he were a man he would've left in ...
Heady Forum Macaca
  08/21/18
Lol. Just inertia or what? He doesn’t have some faggoty loya...
Rose odious state
  08/21/18
he does, true 'company man' with zero personality or self-re...
Heady Forum Macaca
  08/21/18
This is a top outcome for burnt out tranny biGlawyers
Rose odious state
  08/21/18
...
irradiated orchestra pit
  08/21/18
The problem is that instead of common decency, so much of co...
Floppy whorehouse
  08/21/18
...
Filthy Histrionic University
  08/21/18
She does ballet moves while leading a meeting? I mean, 42 mi...
irradiated orchestra pit
  08/21/18
...
irradiated orchestra pit
  08/21/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1DDSLdDOo
canary karate parlor
  12/08/18
How did this resolve itself? Have you set up a meeting?
white water buffalo
  08/21/18
I’m not going to literally tell her she’s terrible nor am I ...
Vigorous hall
  08/21/18
My $.02: I don't know why you think you'd torpedo your caree...
white water buffalo
  08/21/18
Cr advice, corporate warfare. Learn it.
Know-it-all Pit Friendly Grandma
  08/21/18
Yeah, that poster was serious.
Galvanic Primrose Ladyboy Toaster
  08/22/18
lmao
Galvanic Primrose Ladyboy Toaster
  08/22/18
...
irradiated orchestra pit
  08/22/18
...
Exciting Native
  08/22/18
Lolololol boss’s team got torn apart, went from team o...
Vigorous hall
  12/08/18
This is really fucking weird, but I’m pretty sure we&r...
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  12/08/18
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  12/08/18
so ballparking the average salary of those 30 refuseniks at....
vibrant insanely creepy space
  12/08/18
no, they got reassigned to a more competent SVP. $0.00
Vigorous hall
  12/08/18
PSA: the fact your Yugo-engine brain is currently entertaini...
180 elite son of senegal
  12/08/18
ty for EXPOSING ME. Also appreciate how closely you follow ...
Vigorous hall
  12/09/18
? I literally have no idea who you are outside of this t...
180 elite son of senegal
  12/09/18
you reference monikers I haven't used in like 4 years in thi...
Vigorous hall
  12/09/18


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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Vigorous hall

We’ve been in a meeting for 45 minutes. She’s rambled incoherently for 42 minuets. She’s has the worst leadership and communication skills I’ve ever seen at any level anywhere. Wtf do I do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36654986)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pit Friendly Grandma

Megacorps employ a lot of Boomery types like this who make very high salaries for little to no actual work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36654994)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: fantasy-prone mind-boggling den antidepressant drug

Devils in the details of the organization. But, suffice it to say that you need to network will within the organization at large and play politics.

If you're introverted / aspie, you're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655009)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: adventurous olive stag film

Yes, OP, you may hit on a quick return, if you're lucky enough to connect with the right internal, but this looks like a hand you are going to build slowly. You may be surprised to learn who all your supervisor knows and their level of beholdenness to her, so don't go rushing in to gossip unfavorably about her with anyone. If and when you do pass a remark, make it sound like you are concerned purely for her sake whenever possible.

We often get exactly what we want, although, just as often it seems to come disguised? Do you want to get out of the company, or do you want to navigate around your boss? Feelings can he very deceiving. . . this is a dangerous situation you are in, having strong misgivings for the leadership of your boss. Your test here couldn't be any more clear: keep your mouth shut and your eyes and ears wide open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36657186)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: fuchsia thirsty tank

Bosses with no discernible skill set other than sucking up to higher ups are all too common.

Seems like you need to start CCing everyone on your emails to prove you're working rather than focusing on results and assuming those in and of themselves will prove you've been working

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655097)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Provocative school cafeteria

I have a boomer regional manager who is basically illiterate. She lives in an upscale suburb and makes around 180k plus bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655105)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: supple casino skinny woman

But but but the free market!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655112)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Dashing azure puppy

Yeah megacorps are shit . McCorps employ McRetards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655126)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: white water buffalo

Stand up in the meeting and relieve her from duty. You're authorized under natural law principles to do this if it reasonably appears that she is imperiling the integrity or economic dynamism of the corporation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655133)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Vigorous hall

I’m seriously considering talking to her boss. I can’t work for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655137)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Dashing azure puppy

Talk to her first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655147)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: white water buffalo

"Hey, Jenny, I know we've tried to give you constructive feedback on 1,742 prior occasions--'manage up!' that's what the McKinsey folks called it?--and those efforts were wildly unsuccessful, but I thought I'd give it a 1,743rd try just to be a good sport."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655158)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Dashing azure puppy

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655276)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: white water buffalo

Do it. Why should you, the company, its investors, the corporate culture, the end user, the timeline suffer under her incompetent reign? There isn't a single constituency in the starry array of the corporate sky that wouldn't be benefited by you taking a stand against her ineptitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655148)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: fuchsia thirsty tank

Most inept "leaders" got there thru favoritism. Their bosses either want to be proven right by their decisions or for you to "work it out"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655170)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: white water buffalo

Counterpoint: Seated at the golden heart of every corporation is an Optimal Capitalist, icily oriented toward maximizing all aspects of the value chain, defending the interests of the business qua business in its pursuit of economic excellence. He often takes the form of an ancient dwarf, elongated cat, or hairy imp. If OP moves through the chain long enough, deep enough, hard enough, regardless of the inefficient yes-men and rent seekers he encounters along the way, eventually he will in his quest find this fabled individual who will enact justice and terminate all who would imperil the optimization of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655198)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Provocative school cafeteria

It's ridiculous how many layers of "management" these companies have. Mine has at least twelve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655210)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: white water buffalo

They're like the remora that attach themselves to the great oceangoing sharks. Or the caked encrustations of feces that pile on, layer after layer, in a hot portapotty at a summer festival. It is right and just to slice through these inefficiencies to make the company a better place, including through accelerated retirement packages, adverse conduct determinations, soft push-outs, and, in times of true exigency, mass restructuring of internal corporate organization flowcharts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Provocative school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655299)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: fuchsia thirsty tank

Ok nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655270)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Filthy Histrionic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655177)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Filthy Histrionic University

what do you do for your megacorp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655141)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: 180 elite son of senegal

muscular ginger is a compliance ape like other bottom-of-the-barrel board retards too stupid and socially inept to even become real lawyers (see also: ARE Reptile)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375165)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: house-broken glassy alpha french chef

Fake a heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655259)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: white water buffalo

w or w/o pants pee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655288)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: house-broken glassy alpha french chef

Save the pee for the next one. They’ll be more skeptical without it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655378)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: cerise mentally impaired bawdyhouse

Who cares. These jobs are all fraud. Stack cash and move up. If he could maek it so can you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655275)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Hairless bisexual black woman house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655723)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Vigorous hall

She is a minority. I’m a WHITE FUCKING MALE!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36659919)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Heady Forum Macaca

Company is going through a major merger/integration. My boss who's been GC for 15 years got demoted and to watch a grown man literally grovel to his new younger boss is so fucking pathetic I can't keep my lunch down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655346)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Rose odious state

He can’t find a GC gig somewhere else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655357)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Heady Forum Macaca

of course he could and if he were a man he would've left in protest and at the very least to make way for the other lawyers below him to move up, but nope. he's now shown everyone he and most other prior senior mgmt who got completely cucked in this are sniveling cowards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655379)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Rose odious state

Lol. Just inertia or what? He doesn’t have some faggoty loyalty to the company does he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655391)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Heady Forum Macaca

he does, true 'company man' with zero personality or self-respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655398)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Rose odious state

This is a top outcome for burnt out tranny biGlawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655687)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655776)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy whorehouse

The problem is that instead of common decency, so much of corporate america’s culture is infected by this sort of disgusting behavior and situations. It is very horrific yet difficult to get away from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36660049)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Filthy Histrionic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655608)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit

She does ballet moves while leading a meeting? I mean, 42 minuets? That seems grossly competent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36655760)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36657143)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: canary karate parlor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1DDSLdDOo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375067)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: white water buffalo

How did this resolve itself? Have you set up a meeting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36659904)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Vigorous hall

I’m not going to literally tell her she’s terrible nor am I going to torpedo my career by talking to her boss. I just stopped listening to her in meetings today. She rambled a full 54 minutes this morning. I did snap at her today when she tried to talk over me. We’ll see how my bonus goes. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised to see her fired at year end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36659950)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: white water buffalo

My $.02: I don't know why you think you'd torpedo your career when you're doing something to advance the business and litigation interests of the organization. Reach out to him; make the move. She's an impediment to the growth and spread of the company, an offense to the collective, and a breeding ground for adverse business case studies. There's an old saying out of Wharton: the only thing necessary for non-optimized corporate value chains is that good men do nothing. You can't sit on your hands and simply wait for her to be fired. You need to strike at her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36660036)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all Pit Friendly Grandma

Cr advice, corporate warfare. Learn it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36660085)



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Galvanic Primrose Ladyboy Toaster

Yeah, that poster was serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36661915)



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Galvanic Primrose Ladyboy Toaster

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36661911)



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36661918)



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Exciting Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#36661965)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Vigorous hall

Lolololol boss’s team got torn apart, went from team of 39 to 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37374727)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Federal Electric Heaven

This is really fucking weird, but I’m pretty sure we’re the same person. Like the descriptions/details and timeline are uncanny. Im working right now because my whole week was ruined by incompetent boss, who got a couple pop quizzes from an SVP in Finance and was a complete deer in the headlights, pulled me in to make a bunch of diving catches. Talking to boss’ boss in skip level 1:1 this week and have to decide how much of this I will reveal. Last skip level 1:1 boss’ boss basically told me he knows I’m running the team at this point and he and boss would be fucked if I left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375184)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Laughsome Salmon Doctorate Bbw

POP QUIZZES | SKIP LEVELS | DIVING CATCHES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375223)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: vibrant insanely creepy space

so ballparking the average salary of those 30 refuseniks at... $80,000?... she just saved the company $2.5M per year (on the verge of ITE2)

how much recurring bottom-line value are you delivering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375209)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Vigorous hall

no, they got reassigned to a more competent SVP.

$0.00

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375221)



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Date: December 8th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: 180 elite son of senegal

PSA: the fact your Yugo-engine brain is currently entertaining a fantasy wherein your boss gets ousted for being "incompetent" and you end up not only keeping your job but probably even PROMOTED in the near or mid-term future is why she's the boss and you're not.

you clearly don't get how this shit works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375248)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Vigorous hall

ty for EXPOSING ME. Also appreciate how closely you follow me and all my monikers despite going pumo because you wish to remain anonymous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375274)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 12:03 AM
Author: 180 elite son of senegal

?

I literally have no idea who you are outside of this thread, which I wasted too much time reading top-to-bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375292)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: Vigorous hall

you reference monikers I haven't used in like 4 years in this thread but you have no idea who I am outside of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4057014&forum_id=2#37375302)