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JJC wrote about his plan to pretend to be gay to get into B school
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: cracking mischievous school I had read many of his legendary posts, but was not familiar with this absolute doozy. Chandler performed a great service compiling them together in his thread.
Wondering how many people here are familiar with this one:
To what lengths would you go to boost your MBA admission chances? (i.e. pretend to be gay)
Brady4MVP Rank: Neanderthal | banana points 3,186
Yes, this is technically unethical. Yes, this is bizarre and desperate. But I'm wondering how effective the following strategy could be:
Start getting actively involved in a gay professionals organization; try to assume a leadership role. Write a compelling essay about coming out of the closet last year and having to tell your conservative christian parents about it and learning to become comfortable with one's identity.
Given how obsessed top b-schools are with "diversity" and filling the various "niche" groups in their incoming class, I'm wondering if this strategy can have any merit. Obviously it's unethical, and I feel bad even having to resort to this, but given how badly I want to get in and my next app is my last chance, seems like it could be worth a shot.
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: cracking mischievous school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667702) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: cheese-eating flatulent chapel dingle berry It’s no surprise JJC would suck cock for admission to a T5 MBA program.
What we didn’t know is that it didn’t make a difference for him. |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Boyish indigo national milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856709) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:25 PM Author: aquamarine center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289646) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: Comical Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667708) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:19 PM Author: aromatic ceo tanning salon wait a minute this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667712) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: cracking mischievous school Click on the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667724) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Crimson degenerate old irish cottage Is lgbt that much of a bump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667740) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM Author: cracking mischievous school Flake ER Rank: Senior Neanderthal | banana points 5,974
Brady, you don't really have to pretend. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: pungent doobsian base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667761) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: charcoal incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669739) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: pungent doobsian base Flake is a jjc lite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670733) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: lascivious stage scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289275) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: Copper medicated cruise ship toaster yeah, but then he would give himself away:
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/the-hookp-up-culture
"Hopefully if i get into wharton we can party together in philly. I will invite you to all the sick wharton mba parties, and we can hook up with the penn undergrad/nursing/law/med chicks. Holy fuck, even thinking about it makes me drool....I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in." |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: charcoal incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669742) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:55 AM Author: Multi-colored Talking International Law Enforcement Agency He always talks about his gook nieces and nephews in such a weird way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669750) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:07 PM Author: Sexy Step-uncle's House Fortuitous Meteor lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671260) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 AM Author: lavender factory reset button filthpig the immediate juxtaposition between slaying poon and "my nephews and nieces" is really fucking bizarre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856857) |
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Date: February 9th, 2019 6:18 PM Author: Jet-lagged diverse digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37754363) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: Beta ebony regret stage this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:05 PM Author: zombie-like parlour feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671249) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: trip address The more I more of these I read the more it goes from funny to sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856718) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: lascivious stage scourge upon the earth lmao @ penn law chicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289278) |
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Date: November 5th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: Jet-lagged diverse digit ratio I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#39077104) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:49 AM Author: cracking mischievous school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669730) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: buck-toothed irradiated den potus Seems brilliant tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: cracking mischievous school Do you think he’d be able to just waltz into a leadership position in a local gay group?
The other members would require that he “prove” his authenticity to them. Still sound so brilliant? |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 10:25 AM Author: vibrant navy field messiness Actually, yes. Most big organizations wouldn't ask for "proof" as long as you keep your story straight and don't talk about any opposite-sex partners. It probably helps to be ugly since they'll just think you're an incel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670238) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM Author: cracking mischievous school This was tongue in cheek. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670723) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:36 PM Author: buck-toothed irradiated den potus Lol “being ugly” doesn’t not help you with gays in any conceivable way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671426) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: Multi-colored Talking International Law Enforcement Agency As I’ve said before, it would be EXTREMELY easy to get him committed to a mental hospital just based on his posting alone. Dude is a legit freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669736) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 9:02 AM Author: milky station Hadnt seen this. Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669772) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM Author: cracking mischievous school Yw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670729) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: cowardly newt lmao Just go Gay for MBA |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:17 PM Author: Copper medicated cruise ship toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36675318) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:25 AM Author: costumed site police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856702) |
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Date: February 9th, 2019 6:31 PM Author: Self-absorbed queen of the night death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37754398) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:16 PM Author: sooty senate The entirety of his motivation to succeed and attain any perceived prestige comes from nowag during his formative years.
Has he had a gf? Fallen in love? Isn't he in his mid to late thirties? How has he not developed as a person? He is one of the saddest people on the bort. Sadder than nyuug. |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:29 PM Author: Carnelian talented sanctuary nowag "Sadder than nyuug."
slow down there hoss |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:00 PM Author: Arrogant Marvelous Kitchen Prole Did b-schools hear about his postings and that sort of set him up for rejection? I remember hearing something about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856949) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:24 PM Author: charcoal incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289637) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:30 PM Author: Smoky Kitty Cat isn't Asexual even more rare than being gay? i'd go with that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289672) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 9:03 PM Author: vibrant navy field messiness Now imagine if he were a URM too. He'd be unstoppable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289865) |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:13 PM Author: Adventurous Maroon Heaven Could he have taken this one step further? As in not only pretending to be gay, but making up a story about being raped to explain poor grades in a semester or an employment gap? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#38791071) |
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