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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:08 PM Author: 180 alpha corner I had read many of his legendary posts, but was not familiar with this absolute doozy. Chandler performed a great service compiling them together in his thread.
Wondering how many people here are familiar with this one:
To what lengths would you go to boost your MBA admission chances? (i.e. pretend to be gay)
Brady4MVP Rank: Neanderthal | banana points 3,186
Yes, this is technically unethical. Yes, this is bizarre and desperate. But I'm wondering how effective the following strategy could be:
Start getting actively involved in a gay professionals organization; try to assume a leadership role. Write a compelling essay about coming out of the closet last year and having to tell your conservative christian parents about it and learning to become comfortable with one's identity.
Given how obsessed top b-schools are with "diversity" and filling the various "niche" groups in their incoming class, I'm wondering if this strategy can have any merit. Obviously it's unethical, and I feel bad even having to resort to this, but given how badly I want to get in and my next app is my last chance, seems like it could be worth a shot.
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/to-what-lengths-would-you-go-to-boost-your-mba-admission-chances-ie-pretend-to-be-gay |
Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: 180 alpha corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667702) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:18 PM Author: magical vibrant sound barrier It’s no surprise JJC would suck cock for admission to a T5 MBA program.
What we didn’t know is that it didn’t make a difference for him. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:19 PM Author: indigo hunting ground theater wait a minute this can't be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667712) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM Author: 180 alpha corner Click on the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667724) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:23 PM Author: Spectacular gay market feces Is lgbt that much of a bump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667740) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM Author: 180 alpha corner Flake ER Rank: Senior Neanderthal | banana points 5,974
Brady, you don't really have to pretend. |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: outnumbered whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36667761) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: Dashing insanely creepy heaven telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669739) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: outnumbered whorehouse Flake is a jjc lite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670733) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: bearded startled institution scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289275) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 11:26 PM Author: razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy immigrant yeah, but then he would give himself away:
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/the-hookp-up-culture
"Hopefully if i get into wharton we can party together in philly. I will invite you to all the sick wharton mba parties, and we can hook up with the penn undergrad/nursing/law/med chicks. Holy fuck, even thinking about it makes me drool....I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in." |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:53 AM Author: Dashing insanely creepy heaven telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669742) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:55 AM Author: Multi-colored stock car He always talks about his gook nieces and nephews in such a weird way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669750) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:07 PM Author: Electric Disgusting Cuckold lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671260) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:48 AM Author: chrome school cafeteria brethren the immediate juxtaposition between slaying poon and "my nephews and nieces" is really fucking bizarre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856857) |
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Date: February 9th, 2019 6:18 PM Author: Laughsome stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37754363) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:46 AM Author: tan arousing pozpig piazza this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:05 PM Author: lemon death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671249) |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Vigorous Crawly University The more I more of these I read the more it goes from funny to sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856718) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 6:46 PM Author: bearded startled institution scourge upon the earth lmao @ penn law chicks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289278) |
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Date: November 5th, 2019 10:25 PM Author: Laughsome stage I have ZERO doubt that I would slay chicks in b-school, whether my classmates or girls in other programs. I swear in the name of my beloved nephews and niece that this will happen if I'm fortunate enough to get in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#39077104) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:49 AM Author: 180 alpha corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669730) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: Flatulent lodge double fault Seems brilliant tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669734) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:56 AM Author: 180 alpha corner Do you think he’d be able to just waltz into a leadership position in a local gay group?
The other members would require that he “prove” his authenticity to them. Still sound so brilliant? |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 10:25 AM Author: Smoky theater stage Actually, yes. Most big organizations wouldn't ask for "proof" as long as you keep your story straight and don't talk about any opposite-sex partners. It probably helps to be ugly since they'll just think you're an incel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670238) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 11:45 AM Author: 180 alpha corner This was tongue in cheek. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36670723) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:36 PM Author: Flatulent lodge double fault Lol “being ugly” doesn’t not help you with gays in any conceivable way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36671426) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 8:51 AM Author: Multi-colored stock car As I’ve said before, it would be EXTREMELY easy to get him committed to a mental hospital just based on his posting alone. Dude is a legit freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36669736) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2018 1:16 PM Author: apoplectic crystalline garrison The entirety of his motivation to succeed and attain any perceived prestige comes from nowag during his formative years.
Has he had a gf? Fallen in love? Isn't he in his mid to late thirties? How has he not developed as a person? He is one of the saddest people on the bort. Sadder than nyuug. |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:29 PM Author: fishy duck-like french chef gaming laptop "Sadder than nyuug."
slow down there hoss |
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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:00 PM Author: Vengeful cerise chad temple Did b-schools hear about his postings and that sort of set him up for rejection? I remember hearing something about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#36856949) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 8:30 PM Author: awkward pearl meetinghouse isn't Asexual even more rare than being gay? i'd go with that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289672) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 9:03 PM Author: Smoky theater stage Now imagine if he were a URM too. He'd be unstoppable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#37289865) |
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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:13 PM Author: Thriller Site Mad-dog Skullcap Could he have taken this one step further? As in not only pretending to be gay, but making up a story about being raped to explain poor grades in a semester or an employment gap? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4058749&forum_id=2#38791071) |
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