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Fucked a chick last night who couldn't enjoy it cause my cock was too big
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Traveling for work this week.
Cute blonde 5'3" 27 year old tinder chick.
She had me come directly to her place. Weird thing was that her roommate was home.
Anyhow, we start fucking with very little foreplay and had to stop. After I went down on her for a bit, tings were better, but she could only enjoy it when she was on top and had total control of the angles. Even then after a few minutes it started hurting too much. Condom didnt help.
She told me to cum on her tits. I did. Then she went to the bathroom to wash the cum off, came back and sort of cuddled up on me naked and masturbated herself to completion. Took her forever and it got quite awkward for me for a but until I just started jacking off too out of boredom.
She was also one of those chicks who wouldnt kiss me after I went down on her, which sucked because she was a particularly good kisser.
Also, I put on an 80s music playlist while we fucked, which was 180.
Overall, underwhelming fuck. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Walnut ape lodge you white boys always performing oral with reckless abandon smh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794354) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location In college / law school I gave two different girls genital HSV-1 infections by going down on them. (Which is actually very rare since HSV-1 is the oral herpes and it usually does not infect genitals).
Downsides for me? ZERO |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:40 PM Author: Thriller low-t state You actually did them a favor, because that means they will not get the HSV1 infection in their mouth’s, and also they will not get HSV2 in their genitals. They will also never have another outbreak of HSV1 in their genitals since the virus only causes recurring multiple outbreaks in the mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795156) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:49 PM Author: sable parlor Cr. That's why it's 180 to cop hsv 1 on your cock from a bj in high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795238) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Naw -- 90% of people get oral HSV-1 young and it's never an issue because they don't outbreak and you are then effectively immunized against both HSV-2 generally and genital HSV-1. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795384) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: sable parlor You aren't effectively immunized against genital hsv 2 with oral hsv 1. You would only be effectively immunized from oral hsv 2 and genital hsv 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795863) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location CR.
Both of these girls were college freshman at the time. one was a virgin, and the other was still generally sexually inexperienced. What's weird is that they did not already have an oral HSV-1 infection in the first place. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:25 PM Author: Coral Balding Field Deer Antler Fleshlight tp is a pudgy korean who makes nyuug look like Ryan Gosling by aesthetic comparison
also all of his "hookup stories" are made up, hth |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:45 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Then explain these screenshots incel: https://imgur.com/a/GAPid5E |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:51 PM Author: diverse faggot firefighter coldplay fan Very interesting convo.
-people actually say "netflix and chill"? -android v. Iphone, ljl -You have AIDS? Nope. You? Nope. K bye. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:06 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location I've never said it. Chicks say it on occasion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794911) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: sable parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794982) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 3:24 PM Author: Fantasy-prone cerise market Lmao, jfc at modern dating. I would killself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795488) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 3:34 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location This is not modern dating -- this is the modern equivalent of going to a bar to pick up a one night stand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795580) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: sable parlor Jfc this is a disgusting formulaic shrew encounter. How can you even be interested in fucking this chick after that? Learn how to make things interesting or it's just not worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794971) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:27 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location True. This was one of my worst tinder encounters. Bottom 3-4. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795057) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:58 PM Author: Milky swashbuckling school cafeteria i love it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796160) |
Date: September 12th, 2018 12:29 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location I have a meeting in a few minutes. Will post a pic when I'll be around to also take it down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794239) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: Khaki love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794253) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:39 PM Author: yellow church building athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794292) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location https://imgur.com/a/66ehGcN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794353) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Khaki love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794399) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Laughsome Hospital Digit Ratio Great fucking photo faggot. Amorphous black blob with a blocked out face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794403) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:56 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Yeah faggot -- I'm the one who took the photos for her and posted them on her profile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794416) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: yellow church building athletic conference Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794422) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:16 PM Author: violent haunted graveyard rigor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794984) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:58 PM Author: Brindle old irish cottage dog poop Where's the cock, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794429) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:05 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Believe it or not, I literally have zero cock photos in my possession.
I have a few sex videos from college / law school, but fuck no not posting those. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:17 PM Author: Maroon point Why not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794587) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:22 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Because there's literally no reason to, and some minor risks involved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794630) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:25 PM Author: Coral Balding Field Deer Antler law school sex videos, LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794666) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: adventurous stage windowlicker why do you find it weird that her roommate was home? do you not hook up with randoms very often? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794247) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location 70% of the time they come to my hotel. Every time a chick has had me to her place she either did not have roommates, or the roommates were not home.
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Bright pungent turdskin is this fleshlight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794296) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:10 PM Author: Comical bespoke dingle berry space sounds like him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794533) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:13 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Who else here is rocking a massive dong and fucks lots of tinder chicks while traveling for work? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794554) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:51 PM Author: silver sneaky criminal Of course it is man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795254) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Contagious toilet seat cuck Strong poast/moniker synergy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794323) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:06 PM Author: sooty box office boistinker Fuck you OP you stupid gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794496) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: spectacular bronze property circlehead outed as a short (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794571) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:23 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Tha fuck?
That's a negative. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:48 PM Author: elite ceo lol'ed at
Took her forever and it got quite awkward for me for a but until I just started jacking off too out of boredom. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:54 PM Author: Irradiated Cobalt Ticket Booth National Security Agency What's this 80s playlist and how do I get it?
Honestly, the sex sounded kind of lame but congrats on pulling tinder one night stands with non-fatmos. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Random one from google play music.
Sex was lame as fuck. This was among the bottom 3-4 tinder fucks I've had. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: ruby charismatic spot Are you a chad?
This whole thing from saying "hi" to sleeping with her seems really, really fast?
Is this par for the course? |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Yes a chad.
This was actually a lot more convo than usual for me for these kinds of hookups. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: ruby charismatic spot i assume this was from Tinder or the like?
What do you look like?
I'm super jealous. I'm 5'8'', 220 and can only get land beasts to sleep with me. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Tinder.
I'm a very good looking 6' nordic bro. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:03 PM Author: ruby charismatic spot good for you. Pull this caliber of ass every time you fire tinder up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794896) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:09 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Varies.
Most common are 6.5 to 7.
I've gone lower. I've also pulled a subjective 9, objective 8.5 in the past few years. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:16 PM Author: Vivacious Useless New Version Volcanic Crater but how big was zher cock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794987) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Below average sized clit. Nice vagina though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795094) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:16 PM Author: filthy house immigrant "...And Other Fairytales." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36794988) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Keep telling yourself that bro... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795132) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: filthy house immigrant (he said to the mirror...) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795137) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:49 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location I barely poast and come on occasionally to entertain you fine gentlemen with my tinder antics because I can't tell anyone IRL. Why do you think I would make this shit up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795235) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:51 PM Author: sable parlor There is legit virgins on here who out themselves in every thread where sex having is mentioned and they respond incredulously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795248) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: filthy house immigrant I was moreso doubting the dick size portion of are story, but cr nonetheless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795304) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 3:21 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location I'll give it to you that 90% of people who say they have a big cock on anonymous internet forums are lying. I'm just part of the 10%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795467) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: sable parlor Out your cock stats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795867) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Pretty sure I've made it very clear through hundreds of posts that it's 8 inches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795886) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: irate marketing idea giraffe that's average (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795891) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Odd case. According to this chart it's 99th percentile: https://www.realclearscience.com/images/wysiwyg_images/penissize.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795927) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:59 PM Author: filthy house immigrant Almost seems like Uppity Faggot had this link ready to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796171) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: wonderful internet-worthy temple lettuce And a big XOXO thank you to Zhang Li for that inspired fiction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795001) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:37 PM Author: irate marketing idea giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795135) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: spectacular bronze property circlehead This site is better:
https://ifaketextmessage.com/ |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 3:11 PM Author: irate marketing idea giraffe Having a small cock is great because you can just slam away with no regard for human life. LJL at oafish cock-havers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795400) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 3:44 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location I wouldnt want to be a guy with a top 0.0001% cock. Then situations like mine from last night would be too common.
For me, it's only been a problem (that I know of) 3-4 times. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:09 PM Author: passionate hell alpha OP is Fleshlight, right? Sounds like she didn't get wet for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795823) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:14 PM Author: irate marketing idea giraffe tbf if you were a girl you wouldn't get wet for a 5'4" chinaman either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795851) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:24 PM Author: curious massive corner potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795920) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:32 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location That's why I mentioned that we started quickly without foreplay. This was part of the problem at first, but by later on she was overly lubricated such that it was dropping down between my ass-cheeks while she was on top. The kind of wet where you can hear the wet squishing sounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795990) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:26 PM Author: Glassy coffee pot plaza 120 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795935) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: irate marketing idea giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36795947) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: yellow church building athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36797151) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 4:50 PM Author: spectacular bronze property circlehead wait wait wait.. OP is asian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796127) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 5:01 PM Author: Underhanded hissy fit Rook, my-ah cock is rearry big, too-ah big fo dis girr's tight hore! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796177) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 5:05 PM Author: filthy house immigrant l-o-l (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796201) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location (overweight $130k Gen-Xer with an even more overweight 4 wife) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796821) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 6:27 PM Author: Underhanded hissy fit millennial who got summoned for a parking lot BJ by a 7 today, actually I am poor, though, which makes my success with girls more impressive |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 6:30 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location That was you? 180. I take it back.
Obviously I'm a big fan of Tinder-Slut threading. Much respect. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 6:32 PM Author: Underhanded hissy fit bump the thread, couple more sudos required before I poast pic of her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796876) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 5:08 PM Author: yapping razzle parlour gaping who cares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796214) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 6:00 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location I will admit that as far as tinder threads go, this one is very boring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796618) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 6:05 PM Author: yapping razzle parlour gaping cr. tinderthreading is content creation on easy mode and you can't even do that right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796642) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 6:05 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location I just tell the truth...
Go back and read my one about the sloppy shit covered anal sex a few months back. That one was hilarious. |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 6:37 PM Author: wonderful internet-worthy temple lettuce you've never posted anything even mildly funny, or true in your cringeworthy posting career faggot. Invest in a gun and kill yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#36796908) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 7:08 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Probably true. My tinder threads regrettably come off just like me bragging. I readily admit to being a shitty content creator.
I will try to get myself into more crazy situations to help lead to better content. |
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Date: April 16th, 2019 8:30 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location Holy shit, I thought this was like 2 years ago. It was only this past September. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#38098713) |
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Date: February 21st, 2020 9:38 PM Author: Self-absorbed snowy location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4075601&forum_id=2#39631719) |