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Judge I am in front of all the time is literally fucking my ass.

Divorce case I file a motion to be relieved as counsel bc...
Aquamarine Station Deer Antler
  09/13/18
just keep it thug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=497pefMA...
Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse
  09/13/18
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Aquamarine Station Deer Antler
  09/13/18
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Aquamarine Station Deer Antler
  09/13/18
tell the client to ask the judge to fire you or he's going t...
Mint brunch
  09/13/18
just give him grounds for legal malpractise after he expects...
Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse
  09/13/18
a losing litigant is not to be feared.
Mint brunch
  09/13/18
ur going to hell
bateful senate
  09/13/18
explain
Aquamarine Station Deer Antler
  09/13/18
Pro bono is our duty, brother. The law is a sacred burden an...
Adventurous cerise rigpig parlor
  09/13/18
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mahogany locale
  09/13/18
less a burden than an opportunity, frankly u should be grate...
pungent goyim
  09/13/18
Law sounds awful.
garnet orchestra pit
  09/13/18
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poppy godawful voyeur pit
  09/13/18
Sorry to hear that. What’s the deal with this judge? Does he...
diverse well-lubricated native gaping
  09/13/18
maybe he hates me
Aquamarine Station Deer Antler
  09/13/18
tickle his taint?
Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse
  09/13/18
Why do you do family law lmao
mauve soul-stirring hell
  09/13/18
im gay
Aquamarine Station Deer Antler
  09/13/18
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Adventurous cerise rigpig parlor
  09/13/18
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know-it-all gold milk organic girlfriend
  09/13/18
Donate to his next election campaign, cheap ass
spectacular round eye
  09/13/18
dude, just do an OUTLINE of all arguments and don't cite to ...
mahogany locale
  09/13/18
explain
Aquamarine Station Deer Antler
  09/13/18
just scribble out a couple sentences on every point--they ca...
mahogany locale
  09/13/18
Doesn't exactly sound like zealous representation, but I thi...
garnet orchestra pit
  09/13/18
they don't say "zealous" any more in many jurisdic...
mahogany locale
  09/13/18
lol I love how the bar lowers the bar.
garnet orchestra pit
  09/13/18
yeah. the problem was insufferable puppy dog chick lawyers ...
mahogany locale
  09/13/18
Sounds like my ex wife's divorce lawyer. I hope that cunt di...
garnet orchestra pit
  09/13/18
yeah. they are really just god awful miserable. They d...
mahogany locale
  09/13/18
When I told my lawyer who the ex's lawyer was, he just rolle...
garnet orchestra pit
  09/13/18
ugh
Aquamarine Station Deer Antler
  09/13/18
See, these chicks don't care. they are gonna be out of the ...
mahogany locale
  09/13/18
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Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse
  09/13/18
how are bullet pointed sentence fragments "effective&qu...
Lemon theater stage jewess
  09/13/18
so yr gonna make noise in this thread too? How's prison...
mahogany locale
  09/13/18
[Kavanaugh accuser]
self-absorbed police squad cuck
  09/13/18
this is on you because you failed to instruct him how to hid...
Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse
  09/13/18
Bloodacre equals shit lawyer news at 8
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  09/13/18
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Date: September 13th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine Station Deer Antler

Divorce case

I file a motion to be relieved as counsel bc the client owes me $20k and says he can't pay anything.

Other lawyer is a complete faggot and files a cross-motion requesting unrelated financial relief.

I ask for the motions to be bifurcated and for the other side's to be adjourned so I can get out of the case and my client will have enough time to file a response without me.

Judge bifurcates the motions but extends theirs for only a week. So now I have to file a response since I won't be relieved until after the due date to respond to the other side's motion.

I talk to the judge about this in chambers when I'm in court on another matter he assures me that he won't put me in that position. I then write a second letter asking for the adjournment and HE FUCKING SAYS NO.

My motion to be relieved is returnable tomorrow so now I have to rush and file an untimely cross-motion for this degenerate client to cover my ass as best I can.

fuck this shit profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36800388)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse

just keep it thug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=497pefMArfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802870)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine Station Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36803017)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine Station Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802163)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Mint brunch

tell the client to ask the judge to fire you or he's going to be worse off than if he went pro se.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802170)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse

just give him grounds for legal malpractise after he expects bloodacre to show up for free (which he already does)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802853)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: Mint brunch

a losing litigant is not to be feared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36803592)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: bateful senate

ur going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802172)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine Station Deer Antler

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802185)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Adventurous cerise rigpig parlor

Pro bono is our duty, brother. The law is a sacred burden and ours to bear as bringers of the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802174)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: mahogany locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802316)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: pungent goyim

less a burden than an opportunity, frankly u should be grateful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802817)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: garnet orchestra pit

Law sounds awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802177)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: poppy godawful voyeur pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36803149)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: diverse well-lubricated native gaping

Sorry to hear that. What’s the deal with this judge? Does he hate you or something? Maybe he made a mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802199)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine Station Deer Antler

maybe he hates me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802231)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse

tickle his taint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802855)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: mauve soul-stirring hell

Why do you do family law lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802307)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine Station Deer Antler

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802313)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Adventurous cerise rigpig parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802681)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: know-it-all gold milk organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802323)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: spectacular round eye

Donate to his next election campaign, cheap ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802685)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: mahogany locale

dude, just do an OUTLINE of all arguments and don't cite to any compelling cases --file that bitch as a placeholder and then get the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802687)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine Station Deer Antler

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802692)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: mahogany locale

just scribble out a couple sentences on every point--they can act as placeholders and the turkey's new atty can always supplement or the turkey can get the benefit of the doubt if he's pro se thereafter

Its like when you do a last minute appeal from an admin hearing. you just make the arguments and then later on can do something in greater detail on the same points.

Fucking A that's what I would do right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802709)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: garnet orchestra pit

Doesn't exactly sound like zealous representation, but I think this is probably CR



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802799)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: mahogany locale

they don't say "zealous" any more in many jurisdictions. It's "effective" not "Zealous"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802840)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: garnet orchestra pit

lol I love how the bar lowers the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802845)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: mahogany locale

yeah. the problem was insufferable puppy dog chick lawyers who go nuts and make shit unbearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802857)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: garnet orchestra pit

Sounds like my ex wife's divorce lawyer. I hope that cunt dies a painful death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802878)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: mahogany locale

yeah. they are really just god awful miserable.

They don't have any long game either because they are going to practice for three years then that's it. so they are just unbearable cunts and make every else miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802920)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: garnet orchestra pit

When I told my lawyer who the ex's lawyer was, he just rolled his eyes and said "Fuck... well, this is going to be awful for both of us. Just know that going into it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36803010)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine Station Deer Antler

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36803015)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: mahogany locale

See, these chicks don't care. they are gonna be out of the game in five years anyway, so they just play out their inner bitch thinking that's how to make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36803066)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36803137)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Lemon theater stage jewess

how are bullet pointed sentence fragments "effective" representation you dumb stupid cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802846)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: mahogany locale

so yr gonna make noise in this thread too?

How's prison life? How many felonies have you copped to date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802860)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed police squad cuck

[Kavanaugh accuser]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802819)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse

this is on you because you failed to instruct him how to hide money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36802887)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Judgmental Weed Whacker Bawdyhouse

Bloodacre equals shit lawyer news at 8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36803707)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Internet-worthy Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076307&forum_id=2#36804314)