Date: September 13th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good University
libs huddled together: "What's the good news?"
"There's a million guys out there with guns and they're here to kill you but I've found a secret passage we can all sneak through and get to safety!"
libs: "yassss! And what's the bad news?"
*pulls out machine gun* "I'm the bad news."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4076841&forum_id=2#36804603)