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THIS is why you're going bald, baldmos

It's because you shampoo and condition your hair with terrib...
Cobalt Naked Windowlicker
  09/18/18
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/129081471/
Heady address
  09/18/18
There you go. This shit is in everything. I'm down to cookin...
Cobalt Naked Windowlicker
  09/18/18
just don't even shampoo your hair. It's GC flame.
stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library
  09/18/18
Actually cr.
Cobalt Naked Windowlicker
  09/18/18
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trip jewess
  09/18/18
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Elite Cuckoldry Step-uncle's House
  09/18/18
I use this GOAT anti-hair loss shampoo that is paraben / sul...
vibrant preventive strike idiot
  09/18/18
You should use this no more often than once every two weeks
Cobalt Naked Windowlicker
  09/18/18
Use it every other day, get my Test levers tested twice a ye...
vibrant preventive strike idiot
  09/18/18
(Guy whose hair isn't silky and smooth)
house-broken rehab
  09/18/18
flame. when my hair started thinning in my mid 20s i stopped...
excitant dingle berry
  09/18/18
Either a rare genetic case or... a) your diet is shit B) y...
Cobalt Naked Windowlicker
  09/18/18
Every case is genetic, htfh
concupiscible codepig
  09/18/18
Balding is a hormonal process.
concupiscible codepig
  09/18/18
i don't know about connection to balding but definitely sham...
iridescent harsh tanning salon
  09/18/18
(outted as Italian)
stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library
  09/18/18
is this ok? https://www.amazon.com/Avalon-Organics-Shampo...
Curious plaza
  09/18/18
NO
stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library
  09/18/18
wtf can u link it says it doesnt have a bunch of shit
Curious plaza
  09/18/18
see above: no need to shampoo assuming you're white
stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library
  09/18/18
ok how long should i test this theory out will i see improve...
Curious plaza
  09/18/18
2 weeks.
Cobalt Naked Windowlicker
  09/18/18
ew
Curious plaza
  09/18/18
you fool
stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library
  09/18/18
so literally do nothing for 2 weeks and see what happens?
Curious plaza
  09/18/18
rinse your hair out with water
stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library
  09/18/18
ok but not hot water
Curious plaza
  09/18/18
Correct. Cold water. Olive oil or coconut oil on your scalp ...
Cobalt Naked Windowlicker
  09/18/18
miss me with this gay shit. Just don't shampoo when you show...
stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library
  09/18/18
Guy who hasn't stopped for 10 seconds to realize baldness is...
misunderstood idea he suggested potus
  09/18/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980524&mc=36&...
Emerald Supple Locale
  09/18/18


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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Cobalt Naked Windowlicker

It's because you shampoo and condition your hair with terrible goop under tainted chlorine-filled water EVERY SINGLE DAY. No other country does this. It's entirely GC flame. Scrubbing your head on a daily basis with harsh detergents for no fucking reason will make you bald. "Oh yeah - let me put even more chemicals in my hair that will cause me to grow tits and lose my libido so I can keep the little dignity I have."

Fucking idiots.

Shampoo your hair with sulfate/paraben/detergent/chemical-free shampoo ONCE every two weeks. The night before (or more often if needed) lather in high quality coconut oil or extra virgin olive oil in your hair to condition/moisturize your scalp. Squeeze lemon in your hair to get some shine before you rinse once in a while. Spray rosewater in your hair afterwards for some more shine. AND ONLY USE COLD WATER.

You will literally keep all the hair you have left, baldmos, if you listen to this ONE WEIRD TRICK and stop letting Jews convince you to deliberately damage your hair every single morning. Jesus CHRIST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832479)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Heady address

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/129081471/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832487)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Cobalt Naked Windowlicker

There you go. This shit is in everything. I'm down to cooking in clay pots, not even fucking kidding, sadly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832506)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library

just don't even shampoo your hair. It's GC flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832566)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Cobalt Naked Windowlicker

Actually cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832944)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: trip jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833329)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Elite Cuckoldry Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36834317)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: vibrant preventive strike idiot

I use this GOAT anti-hair loss shampoo that is paraben / sulfate / harsh chemical free.

It also has ketoconozole which acts as an anti-androgen in the scalp.

https://amzn.to/2piXnN1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832632)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Cobalt Naked Windowlicker

You should use this no more often than once every two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832949)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: vibrant preventive strike idiot

Use it every other day, get my Test levers tested twice a year, always above average.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833289)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: house-broken rehab

(Guy whose hair isn't silky and smooth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832952)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: excitant dingle berry

flame. when my hair started thinning in my mid 20s i stopped using shampoo altogether since i didnt want to scrub my scalp and run my hands through my hair out of fear it would cause more hair to fallout. hairloss continued and still continues to this day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832965)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Cobalt Naked Windowlicker

Either a rare genetic case or...

a) your diet is shit

B) you still rinse with hot water (like they rinse chickens off to pluck feathers)

C) your scalp is dry bc you’ve done nothing to satiate your scalp and hair in the absence of shampoo (eg oil)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832976)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: concupiscible codepig

Every case is genetic, htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833008)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: concupiscible codepig

Balding is a hormonal process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832981)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: iridescent harsh tanning salon

i don't know about connection to balding but definitely shampooing every day is flame. Try shampooing every other day. Unfortunately, your scalp will produce oil in overload quantities to make up for the abuse from the over shampooing for a while, so you will have greasy hair for a few days. But if you stick with it your hair will chill the fuck out after a week and stop producing so much oil.

This is also CR if your hair is thin, the natural oils will make it look much thicker.

tl;dr: OP is on to something, not sure about whether baldmos can be saved though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36832997)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library

(outted as Italian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833013)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Curious plaza

is this ok?

https://www.amazon.com/Avalon-Organics-Shampoo-Scalp-Treatment/dp/B001ET7AF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833168)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library

NO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833189)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Curious plaza

wtf can u link it says it doesnt have a bunch of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833193)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library

see above: no need to shampoo assuming you're white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833198)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Curious plaza

ok how long should i test this theory out will i see improvement in 3 days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833203)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Cobalt Naked Windowlicker

2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833251)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: Curious plaza

ew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833282)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library

you fool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833284)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Curious plaza

so literally do nothing for 2 weeks and see what happens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833299)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library

rinse your hair out with water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833304)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Curious plaza

ok but not hot water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36833306)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Cobalt Naked Windowlicker

Correct. Cold water. Olive oil or coconut oil on your scalp and then a deep cold water rinse if you're feeling very dry after some time. Buy rosewater to soak in your hair before you cold water rinse once a week. You will notice a difference by the end of 2 weeks and an even bigger one after a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36834051)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: stubborn beady-eyed giraffe library

miss me with this gay shit. Just don't shampoo when you shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36834362)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: misunderstood idea he suggested potus

Guy who hasn't stopped for 10 seconds to realize baldness is not a U.S. phenomenon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36837793)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Emerald Supple Locale

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980524&mc=36&forum_id=2#36079049

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080405&forum_id=2#36837814)