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Me: aggressively shorting Tesla because logic. U: ask about retarded coins

Lololololol
glassy histrionic box office
  09/18/18
Enjoy the squeeze
lascivious maroon associate tanning salon
  09/18/18
I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I&rs...
glassy histrionic box office
  09/18/18
i understand and respect the rational argument for why to sh...
lascivious maroon associate tanning salon
  09/18/18
I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal ve...
glassy histrionic box office
  09/18/18
just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason....
lascivious maroon associate tanning salon
  09/18/18
I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Th...
Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant
  09/18/18
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glassy histrionic box office
  09/18/18
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flushed mentally impaired death wish plaza
  09/29/18
one of the hardest self-pwns ever
Misunderstood obsidian quadroon
  02/23/20
cp
pearl exhilarant casino
  09/18/18
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Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant
  09/18/18
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Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant
  09/18/18
We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re...
glassy histrionic box office
  09/18/18
It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and cr...
Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant
  09/18/18
I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to h...
Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant
  09/18/18
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
Grats
flushed mentally impaired death wish plaza
  09/27/18
Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly...
glassy histrionic box office
  09/29/18
Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too
flushed mentally impaired death wish plaza
  09/29/18
Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220
flushed mentally impaired death wish plaza
  09/29/18
...
glassy histrionic box office
  09/29/18
elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.
glassy histrionic box office
  09/29/18
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glassy histrionic box office
  10/08/18
What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a fr...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
lol another $TSLA victim seen so many of you suckers get b...
supple parlour ceo
  10/24/18
To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bun...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
lol yes you do monkeyface
Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth
  10/24/18
“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anyth...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes a...
Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth
  10/24/18
Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing w...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
this thread is in no way interesting it is just you being...
Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth
  10/24/18
I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of m...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet ta...
Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth
  10/24/18
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do ...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out o...
Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth
  10/24/18
...
Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/24/18
Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you ...
Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth
  10/25/18
classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losin...
supple parlour ceo
  10/24/18
Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke a...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/24/18
Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person any...
mewling trailer park mexican
  10/25/18
Really just brutal thread. Ive been following Tesla only ...
mewling trailer park mexican
  10/25/18
You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/25/18
Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong...
mewling trailer park mexican
  10/25/18
If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my ...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/26/18
Updates?
mewling trailer park mexican
  02/04/20
must suck to be retarded and an incel :(
glassy histrionic box office
  05/22/19
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=1...
Cowardly orange state
  10/31/18
Absolutely devastating
Insane gaping school cafeteria
  10/31/18
...
Brindle swashbuckling rehab turdskin
  10/31/18
because logic!
Cowardly orange state
  10/31/18
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  01/07/19
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mewling trailer park mexican
  11/01/18
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker I&rsquo...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/31/18
Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your c...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/31/18
...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/31/18
I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you n...
Cowardly orange state
  10/31/18
i feel smart people generally are more likely to change thei...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/31/18
You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about ...
Insane gaping school cafeteria
  10/31/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&fo...
glassy histrionic box office
  10/31/18
fair
Cowardly orange state
  10/31/18
Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end dad...
Insane gaping school cafeteria
  10/31/18
Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars
glassy histrionic box office
  10/31/18
This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.
mewling trailer park mexican
  11/01/18
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pungent bawdyhouse main people
  11/01/18
Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent ...
glassy histrionic box office
  11/01/18
Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumpi...
Talented spot
  11/01/18
Literally perfect name/post synergy.
glassy histrionic box office
  11/01/18
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Godawful Hairraiser Station
  02/23/20
as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because...
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  01/07/19
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glassy histrionic box office
  05/22/19
Did u profit or long since get owned
amber ticket booth faggotry
  05/22/19
I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a brea...
glassy histrionic box office
  05/22/19
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops...
glassy histrionic box office
  05/22/19
...
amber ticket booth faggotry
  05/22/19
nice call, hope you held strong
filthy metal parlor
  05/22/19
Elon with the reversal
Cowardly orange state
  01/08/20
Rough thread
mewling trailer park mexican
  01/08/20
...
mewling trailer park mexican
  02/04/20
depends on when OP got out of the pozition
Iridescent Famous Landscape Painting
  02/04/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&...
mewling trailer park mexican
  02/04/20
jfc
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  02/04/20
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  02/23/20
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Bateful Mauve Goyim
  02/23/20
Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&a...
Carmine irate public bath
  02/23/20
...
mewling trailer park mexican
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&...
glassy histrionic box office
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&...
glassy histrionic box office
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&...
glassy histrionic box office
  02/23/20
And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar...
Carmine irate public bath
  02/23/20
Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&...
glassy histrionic box office
  02/23/20
(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat...
Carmine irate public bath
  02/23/20
lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry
cyan doobsian depressive voyeur
  02/23/20
Lololololol
Galvanic Locus Regret
  02/23/20
Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because o...
Well-lubricated trip chapel
  02/23/20
OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this m...
bearded 180 doctorate codepig
  02/23/20
I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embar...
glassy histrionic box office
  02/23/20
“ No one can see the future.” Then stfu about...
mewling trailer park mexican
  02/23/20
...
Carmine irate public bath
  02/23/20
Because logic
Godawful Hairraiser Station
  02/23/20
LMAO
Self-absorbed learning disabled resort idiot
  02/23/20
...
Galvanic Locus Regret
  02/23/20
...
internet-worthy pocket flask
  02/23/20
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fragrant angry clown
  02/29/20
This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride
Ocher library dog poop
  02/23/20
now looks like a great time to short tsla
zippy therapy
  02/23/20
tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now
soul-stirring twinkling church building
  02/28/20
i thought tesla sold cars?
glassy histrionic box office
  02/28/20
Tesla sells Musk
Self-absorbed learning disabled resort idiot
  02/28/20
*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc
soul-stirring twinkling church building
  02/28/20
😬😬😬 I think the reversion to value only happens ...
glassy histrionic box office
  02/27/20
this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating h...
Galvanic Locus Regret
  02/27/20
before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even ...
glassy histrionic box office
  02/29/20
Have fun at the “gym” lol
mewling trailer park mexican
  02/29/20
describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week
lemon laughsome degenerate cruise ship
  02/29/20
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  11/21/20
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mewling trailer park mexican
  11/27/20
Amazing thread
Beady-eyed yellow corner partner
  11/27/20
still lol @ this thread
mewling trailer park mexican
  04/06/21
lmao who is this retard OP
buff church
  04/06/21
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Cowardly orange state
  04/06/21
...
filthy metal parlor
  04/18/21
I fucking love logic
adventurous lay rigor
  04/18/21
RIP
Up-to-no-good Roommate University
  11/28/21
Holy shit
deep toilet seat indian lodge
  11/28/21
...
Boyish Cheese-eating Liquid Oxygen Mood
  11/29/21
lol
Vigorous cream point faggot firefighter
  11/29/21
180
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  11/29/21
shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about mo...
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  11/29/21


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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832482)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious maroon associate tanning salon

Enjoy the squeeze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832500)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I’ve never seen a more obvious short in my entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832509)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: lascivious maroon associate tanning salon

i understand and respect the rational argument for why to short $TSLA. As a trader, however, I must advise you that prices are often irrational and such is the case with $TSLA. Everyone and their grandma has been short this thing from 250 for the past four years

my advice is to take your profits quickly on days like today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832564)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal vehicle for profiting from the Tesla shitshow has been out of the money long dated puts (which spike violently on days like today)

Fundamentally I’m swinging for a home run here though. They owe 11 billion with $1.3 billion of converts maturing in March. They’ve also never not burned a billion dollars of cash in a quarter and only had less than $1bn of unrestricted cash in the bank as of last June.

This feels like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I want major returns here. There is literally no rational argument to support its valuation and innumerable potential catalysts for a sudden drop to like $20 a share

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832614)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: lascivious maroon associate tanning salon

just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason. a lot of people are making the same bet as you, and there are A LOT of short equity positions that will need to be covered between here and your strikes. even if things go according to your plan, this won't be a smooth ride back to 50.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832688)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant

I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

There'll be plenty of shares for the shorts to cover after TSLAQ and Tesla is delisted from the major exchanges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833321)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835906)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: flushed mentally impaired death wish plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921488)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood obsidian quadroon

one of the hardest self-pwns ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638717)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: pearl exhilarant casino

cp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832695)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833527)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36834859)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re: this investment? Mine is that Tesla somehow scrapes together an objectively shitty Q3 that is still marginally less shitty than expected (SOUND THE ALARM MODEL 3 FINALLY HAS A 3% gross margin - never mind that similarly priced cars typically earn ~15%) and the price goes into another idiotic frenzy.

In the long run these guys are fucked. But like the other poster says, there could be lots of zig zags on the way to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835940)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant

It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and criminal matters. It cannot get more obvious than this. The class action suits are billions in liability.

My biggest fear is the amount of STUPID money out there. The worse case scenario is that Elon reveals the massive fraud behind everything -- 420,000 reservations are fake, his Curaçao fund, etc. and the response is... NOTHING.

The Gene Munsters of the world rationalize away everything, it costs money to "save the world" after all. They throw $5B at Elon. Tesla will still go bankrupt, but all shorts/puts out through at least 2020 are wiped out.

The second worst outcome is stupid money throwing about $2B at Elon so that Tesla survives long enough for shorts/puts to be margin called or wiped out.

I don't believe that will happen. Based on Elon's behavior, his best maneuver was "funding secured". This suggests he's out of tricks. I have bet accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836096)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Aquamarine School Immigrant

I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to have a second crack at shorting. The stock will randomly surge to $10 or above for no reason due to fanbois.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836148)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088577)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: flushed mentally impaired death wish plaza

Grats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36905990)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly high and there’s still lots of money to be made on tesla’s demise.

The efficient market hypothesis is a fucking joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921405)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: flushed mentally impaired death wish plaza

Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921414)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: flushed mentally impaired death wish plaza

Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921416)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921394)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36923405)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36984990)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088570)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: supple parlour ceo

lol another $TSLA victim

seen so many of you suckers get burned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088580)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bunch of backlog and simultaneously told his suppliers “funding secured lol.” I remain unmoved.

I just don’t mind making fun of myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088594)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth

lol yes you do monkeyface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088600)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anything to say on the topic at hand so lemme just call you a name.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088610)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth

I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes and act like an MFE and a smug fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088647)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing worth listening to? I literally couldn’t care less about anything you think about anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089738)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth

this thread is in no way interesting

it is just you being a smug and annoying faggot with zero insight like in every thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089760)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of mostly retarded racist people that call me nigger. Ive changed my mind and take you seriously as a human being now.

Happy now??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089818)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth

Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet taking me seriously? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089828)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do you think saying NIGGER enough times is gonna make some KKK grand dragon appear in my apartment like candyman? I suppose you might because you’re actually retarded.

you can say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER a hundred thousand more times and you’ll still be poorer and dumber than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089880)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth

lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out on your keyboard?

I win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090030)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Glittery International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090036)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’m posting on my phone. And nigga i don’t care about you. I would literally tap dance for you like an actual reconstruction era minstrel in public to avoid what happened to my net worth today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090105)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Azure electric brunch scourge upon the earth

come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you

also for what its worth ive always had the same thoughts as you about crypto and tesla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090229)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: supple parlour ceo

classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losing money



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089790)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke and this is a last ditch effort to avert bankruptcy by getting the stock price over the $360 strike price of the $1.3bn converts that mature in March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089831)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person anywhere to think this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090202)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

Really just brutal thread.

Ive been following Tesla only to see the OP btfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094301)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I remain unmoved that Elon may have employed all kinds of shenanigans to finally turn a profit (pretty nice when you owe $11 billion to other people)

I’m just laughing at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094974)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong ITT that its made for a great thread to come back to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37095441)



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Date: October 26th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my argument. I literally said last September itt that Tesla might scrape together a solid q3 that triggers a price frenzy.

I’ll consider myself wrong if Tesla manages to thrive over the next 2 years in a higher interest rate environment with stiff competition in the electric vehicle a space. This is still a layup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37100949)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

Updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540211)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

must suck to be retarded and an incel :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271770)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Cowardly orange state

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=12&forum_id=2#33939065

Date: August 7th, 2017 10:20 PM

Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,

I poured $5,000 into tezos with the 20% bonus. You really think it'll be worth $50k by year end???? Goddamn that gives me a boner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&forum_id=2#33939065)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133818)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Insane gaping school cafeteria

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133821)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Brindle swashbuckling rehab turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133837)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Cowardly orange state

because logic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133840)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37544806)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139791)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker

I’ve long since cashed out with a 5x profit. Cry now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133952)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your capacity to reason (ie, should I not assume he’s already cashed out?) and third grade math (I wonder how much he might’ve made vs his implied entry price w the 20% bonus) rivaled your stalking ability



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133965)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133973)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Cowardly orange state

I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you now deride xo cryptomos as dumbasses for speculating when you were salivating over some scam just a little bit ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133974)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

i feel smart people generally are more likely to change their minds, revisit assumptions and admit to being wrong.

I’m ashamed of my crypto experience. I readily admit to this. Doesn’t mean I don’t get to call people stupid for still HODLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133994)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Insane gaping school cafeteria

You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about LOGIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133997)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&forum_id=7#36372401



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134007)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Cowardly orange state

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134009)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Insane gaping school cafeteria

Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end daddy!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134018)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134039)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139796)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37138698)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent stupidity of mankind.

My guess is the 10-Q (which still isn’t out) will show that Elon merely stopped paying the bills and jammed through a bunch of backlog this quarter to show positive cash flow. Assume I’m treating periods like this to double down on my bet UNLESS the stock price is still > ~$360 on March 15 (what’s the significance of this date and price you ask???? don’t worry about all that just stick to bumping threads when a wildly variable stock behaves like a...wildly variable stock).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139046)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Talented spot

Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumping money into $TSLA right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139834)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Literally perfect name/post synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37140321)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271700)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: Godawful Hairraiser Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640703)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: diverse crackhouse

as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because logic” is absolutely insufferable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37545145)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: deep toilet seat indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271651)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Irradiated Institution Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271759)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271647)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: amber ticket booth faggotry

Did u profit or long since get owned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271722)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a break even at ~$230

Life is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271803)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops-to-36.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271649)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: amber ticket booth faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271690)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: filthy metal parlor

nice call, hope you held strong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271730)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Cowardly orange state

Elon with the reversal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398815)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

Rough thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398828)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540203)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Iridescent Famous Landscape Painting

depends on when OP got out of the pozition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540217)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&forum_id=2#37100949

Its been almost 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540232)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: dull tattoo step-uncle's house

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540215)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638057)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Bateful Mauve Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638058)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Carmine irate public bath

Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638060)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638061)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&forum_id=2

😳

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638078)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638079)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&forum_id=2

This was a cool 20% pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638084)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Carmine irate public bath

And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar calling a stock that can't even keep up with its own index.

And more gems of wisdom? Tell us more about all the money you made but never poasted a thread title about E*Trade Pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:37 AM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&P (up 12ish% since then) is a sign of high intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638455)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:21 PM
Author: Carmine irate public bath

(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat the index, and whose short went 200% against “him”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639007)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: cyan doobsian depressive voyeur

lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638090)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Locus Regret

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638093)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Well-lubricated trip chapel

Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because of logic.

You: probably the same but with a lot less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:36 PM
Author: bearded 180 doctorate codepig

OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this miscue when reading this record of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638737)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embarrassed. No one can see the future. short covering, delta hedging and a retail frenzy combined to drive Tesla to Jupiter. That’s fine congrats everyone that made money. I still think it’s an awful long term investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639014)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

“ No one can see the future.”

Then stfu about your reddit level predictions and boasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639113)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Carmine irate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640368)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: Godawful Hairraiser Station

Because logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640385)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed learning disabled resort idiot

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639116)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Locus Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640600)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640609)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: fragrant angry clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39673913)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Ocher library dog poop

This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640418)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: zippy therapy

now looks like a great time to short tsla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640421)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling church building

tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669674)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

i thought tesla sold cars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669842)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed learning disabled resort idiot

Tesla sells Musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669845)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling church building

*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669872)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

😬😬😬

I think the reversion to value only happens in a downturn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39660948)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Galvanic Locus Regret

this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating his thread title like a reddit asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39664243)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: glassy histrionic box office

before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even 0.0000000000000000001% ashamed of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674017)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

Have fun at the “gym” lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674267)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: lemon laughsome degenerate cruise ship

describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674335)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Turquoise aromatic candlestick maker mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41408986)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448004)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yellow corner partner

Amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448012)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: mewling trailer park mexican

still lol @ this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228863)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: buff church

lmao who is this retard OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228890)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:58 AM
Author: Cowardly orange state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228906)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:58 PM
Author: filthy metal parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302690)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: adventurous lay rigor

I fucking love logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302694)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Roommate University

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524882)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: deep toilet seat indian lodge

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524962)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: Boyish Cheese-eating Liquid Oxygen Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525277)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:15 AM
Author: Vigorous cream point faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525326)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: provocative puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525329)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: clear startling cuck karate

shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about money including crypto. now I realize my flaw was just not detecting the rudolph AI (dozens of pumos implementing the core rudolph directives) and filter that out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525394)