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frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
WOW u suck
arrogant offensive sneaky criminal electric furnace
  09/19/18
lighter edge of desk anything
Cerebral rambunctious incel heaven
  09/19/18
No lighter
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
use a lighter, side of the desk/bedframe, another bottle...
stimulating ebony garrison idiot
  09/19/18
you fucking libs use a flat edge and pop those open fucking ...
Federal Public Bath
  09/19/18
Last time I used a lighter I got a two inch cut on my hand
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
pussy
stimulating ebony garrison idiot
  09/19/18
oh fuck, never mind then
Federal Public Bath
  09/19/18
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marvelous tattoo
  09/19/18
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Vengeful Indian Lodge
  09/20/18
lol cmon
Curious sound barrier
  09/19/18
consider checking yourself into a mental institution
slate school new version
  09/19/18
To be fair I was in Vegas and loaded as fuck
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
jfc I can't believe you have to explain this
exhilarant dull scourge upon the earth meetinghouse
  09/20/18
Desk easy
light place of business
  09/19/18
People say this but it never fucking works
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
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Vigorous circlehead gay wizard
  09/19/18
(not a good alcoholic)
Multi-colored Hairy Legs Locale
  09/19/18
Break off the top like Belushi in 1941
yapping senate
  09/19/18
Buzz downstairs and ask for one. Easy.
Vigorous circlehead gay wizard
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Laughsome Windowlicker Lettuce
  09/19/18
lol try opening it with your vagina you fucking pussy
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exhilarant dull scourge upon the earth meetinghouse
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Vengeful Indian Lodge
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Flatulent preventive strike
  09/20/18
Use a key. Pry up those little spikes around the edge one b...
Abnormal trailer park jewess
  09/19/18
This. Takes some dedication, but it works
180 infuriating step-uncle's house
  09/19/18
CR. I've been there and this is what I do. But I have cut...
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  09/19/18
been there opening them in the bathroom door sideways puts ...
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  09/19/18
If you're minimally athletic, then the door frame opening wo...
Boyish corner
  09/19/18
LOL, I did the exact same move in the bathroom door
concupiscible sapphire hell
  09/19/18
Just call down to the front desk
charismatic legend
  09/19/18
i was drunk one time and was slamming the top of the bottle ...
milky doobsian death wish
  09/19/18
you actually drank it and died. now you poast here
Federal Public Bath
  09/19/18
welcome to heaven
180 infuriating step-uncle's house
  09/19/18
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milky doobsian death wish
  09/19/18
Lmao
frum cruise ship mental disorder
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Vengeful Indian Lodge
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Sable Chapel
  09/19/18
i really like it here
milky doobsian death wish
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Vengeful Indian Lodge
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submissive azn french chef
  09/19/18
Call the front desk
khaki impressive useless brakes
  09/19/18
Good. Alcohol = poison
titillating fantasy-prone newt crackhouse
  09/19/18
YOUR FUCKED
electric black native
  09/19/18
Whatever you do, don't call the front desk, this is basicall...
blue adventurous den roommate
  09/19/18
*Uses Coke bottle from minibar as opener* *breaks it and sp...
Laughsome Windowlicker Lettuce
  09/19/18
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Galvanic whorehouse
  09/19/18
*charged $12.00 for opening minibar beverage*
Sable Chapel
  09/19/18
Lol jfc man
Galvanic whorehouse
  09/19/18
Literally bite it off with your molars
walnut alcoholic cuckoldry
  09/19/18
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slippery water buffalo
  09/19/18
LOL
comical flesh state
  09/19/18
Shove it halfway up your ass and then jump (ass first) onto ...
motley kitchen puppy
  09/19/18
just lube up the bottle and slide the whole thing down your ...
Sable Chapel
  09/19/18
Use your teeth. OR the metal window frame, if applicable. Or...
slippery water buffalo
  09/19/18
its been 2.5 hours can we get an update
Fuchsia domesticated voyeur field
  09/19/18
Was able to use a desk drawer handle to open them. Phew
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
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Fuchsia domesticated voyeur field
  09/19/18
nice that sounds easy
comical flesh state
  09/19/18
Yeah lucked out for once. Usually it's a huge pain in the as...
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
once I was in a hotel in ARGENTINA for a work thing and boug...
Obsidian degenerate
  09/19/18
The heel of the shoe trick that dislodges all of the sedimen...
Fuchsia domesticated voyeur field
  09/19/18
I had to do this once. Was absolute hell. Ended up dismantli...
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
Yeah but only NEAR undrinkable so
Opaque trip shitlib base
  09/19/18
Next time try pushing the cork INTO the bottle.
jet soul-stirring gas station
  09/19/18
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motley kitchen puppy
  09/19/18
did you buy only one beer? you're aware you can open a bottl...
Curious sound barrier
  09/19/18
Six pack... Never tried that method.
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfzxuOwhIsQ basically just ...
Curious sound barrier
  09/19/18
Just pop a cap back on one of the beers and you’re in busine...
Iridescent juggernaut
  09/20/18
Knew a guy who used to open them with his wedding ring.
jet soul-stirring gas station
  09/19/18
Once i bought a bottle of wine and couldnt find the cork scr...
Cowardly Bawdyhouse Pocket Flask
  09/19/18
(guy who drank glass sediment)
frum cruise ship mental disorder
  09/19/18
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Vengeful Indian Lodge
  09/20/18
Lol dummies you can just use another beer.
Iridescent juggernaut
  09/20/18
this is the saddest thread like I've mocked corp slave in...
exhilarant dull scourge upon the earth meetinghouse
  09/20/18


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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: arrogant offensive sneaky criminal electric furnace

WOW u suck

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Cerebral rambunctious incel heaven

lighter

edge of desk

anything

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

No lighter

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: stimulating ebony garrison idiot

use a lighter, side of the desk/bedframe, another bottle...

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Federal Public Bath

you fucking libs use a flat edge and pop those open fucking pussy

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

Last time I used a lighter I got a two inch cut on my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844190)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: stimulating ebony garrison idiot

pussy

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Federal Public Bath

oh fuck, never mind then

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: marvelous tattoo



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Vengeful Indian Lodge



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Curious sound barrier

lol cmon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844985)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: slate school new version

consider checking yourself into a mental institution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845670)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

To be fair I was in Vegas and loaded as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845815)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: exhilarant dull scourge upon the earth meetinghouse

jfc I can't believe you have to explain this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850804)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: light place of business

Desk easy

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

People say this but it never fucking works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844214)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Vigorous circlehead gay wizard



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hairy Legs Locale

(not a good alcoholic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845696)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: yapping senate

Break off the top like Belushi in 1941

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844221)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Vigorous circlehead gay wizard

Buzz downstairs and ask for one. Easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844225)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Lettuce



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Crawly Bossy Hospital

lol try opening it with your vagina you fucking pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844243)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: irradiated plum sanctuary



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: Razzle stag film toilet seat



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: exhilarant dull scourge upon the earth meetinghouse



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Vengeful Indian Lodge



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: Flatulent preventive strike



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Abnormal trailer park jewess

Use a key. Pry up those little spikes around the edge one by one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844256)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: 180 infuriating step-uncle's house

This. Takes some dedication, but it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844300)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Passionate foreskin

CR. I've been there and this is what I do.

But I have cut myself doing it when the key slips off one of the ridges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844324)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Ultramarine Love Of Her Life Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844260)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: dashing translucent theater

been there

opening them in the bathroom door sideways puts beer all the fuck over

ended up slamming the tops off of a divider in the room and leaving gouge marks all over it

got anal that night

before you ask, franklin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844287)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Boyish corner

If you're minimally athletic, then the door frame opening works without issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844303)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: concupiscible sapphire hell

LOL, I did the exact same move in the bathroom door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845780)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: charismatic legend

Just call down to the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844295)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: milky doobsian death wish

i was drunk one time and was slamming the top of the bottle with my hand against the dresser, I smashed the entire top off the bottle, went to put it to my lips, my friend was like "bro that's full of broken glass", probably saved my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844296)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Federal Public Bath

you actually drank it and died. now you poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844301)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: 180 infuriating step-uncle's house

welcome to heaven

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: milky doobsian death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844323)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845004)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Provocative green associate



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Vengeful Indian Lodge



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Carmine karate athletic conference



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Sable Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845575)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: milky doobsian death wish

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845678)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Vengeful Indian Lodge



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: submissive azn french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844329)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: khaki impressive useless brakes

Call the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844436)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: titillating fantasy-prone newt crackhouse

Good. Alcohol = poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844439)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: electric black native

YOUR FUCKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844520)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: blue adventurous den roommate

Whatever you do, don't call the front desk, this is basically admitting you are a huge pussy and likely retarded too

Look around the room. There has to be something metal with a flat edge. Check the wet bar area and also the bathroom for any metal trays. See if the bedframe has a metal edge. Keep going until you solve this like a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844840)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Windowlicker Lettuce

*Uses Coke bottle from minibar as opener*

*breaks it and spills it everywhere*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845015)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Galvanic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845181)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Sable Chapel

*charged $12.00 for opening minibar beverage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845581)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Galvanic whorehouse

Lol jfc man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845184)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: walnut alcoholic cuckoldry

Literally bite it off with your molars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845353)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: slippery water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845598)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: comical flesh state

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845484)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: motley kitchen puppy

Shove it halfway up your ass and then jump (ass first) onto the tile in the bathroom. Hopefully the bottle breaks in your ass.

FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845548)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Sable Chapel

just lube up the bottle and slide the whole thing down your throat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845591)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: slippery water buffalo

Use your teeth. OR the metal window frame, if applicable. Or the deadbolt but I'd disinfect that first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845612)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia domesticated voyeur field

its been 2.5 hours can we get an update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845617)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

Was able to use a desk drawer handle to open them. Phew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845664)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia domesticated voyeur field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845723)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: comical flesh state

nice that sounds easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845726)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

Yeah lucked out for once. Usually it's a huge pain in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845751)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Obsidian degenerate

once I was in a hotel in ARGENTINA for a work thing and bought a bottle of wine that looked like a twist off

I got back to the hotel and realized it was a cork. Unhelpful bitch at the front desk said they didn't have a corkscrew (there's a restaurant in the hotel).

I found some youtube video with instructions for getting a cork out of a wine bottle and, after 30 minutes of struggle, got it done. If you can't get a simple beer bottle cap off, you deserve sobriety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845633)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia domesticated voyeur field

The heel of the shoe trick that dislodges all of the sediment, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845728)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

I had to do this once. Was absolute hell. Ended up dismantling a hotel hanger and then destroying the cork into the wine 45 min later making it near undrinkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845768)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Opaque trip shitlib base

Yeah but only NEAR undrinkable so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845809)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: jet soul-stirring gas station

Next time try pushing the cork INTO the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845789)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: motley kitchen puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845760)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: Curious sound barrier

did you buy only one beer? you're aware you can open a bottle with another bottle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845787)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

Six pack... Never tried that method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845797)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: Curious sound barrier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfzxuOwhIsQ

basically just like using a lighter. i think it's easier, but you end up left with one unopened beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845834)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Iridescent juggernaut

Just pop a cap back on one of the beers and you’re in business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850774)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: jet soul-stirring gas station

Knew a guy who used to open them with his wedding ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845790)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Cowardly Bawdyhouse Pocket Flask

Once i bought a bottle of wine and couldnt find the cork screw. I was using a screwdriver to pry it out and the bottle broke so i poured all the wine through a coffee filter to get the glass shards out then drank it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845793)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: frum cruise ship mental disorder

(guy who drank glass sediment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845805)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Vengeful Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850821)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Iridescent juggernaut

Lol dummies you can just use another beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850116)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: exhilarant dull scourge upon the earth meetinghouse

this is the saddest thread

like I've mocked corp slave in the past but I never realized he grew up in a home without a father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850811)