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My wife is leaving for the weekend next weekend. What should I do?

Options: (1) stay home and jerk off, maybe get some weed ...
Mario Verduzco
  10/11/18
(5) stay at home faithful to ur wife
exeunt
  10/11/18
(6) killself
your fat wet bagel ass
  10/11/18
That's (1) and I am strongly leaning toward that option.
Mario Verduzco
  10/11/18
(1) and enjoy the peace and quiet
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  10/11/18
blow some dudes
dha tux
  10/11/18
...
Dupa
  10/12/18
yeah we already know the wife's plans
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  10/12/18
Reinstall Grindr. Profit.
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  10/11/18
"reinstall" nice one, i'm going to steal that
dha tux
  10/11/18
I still have Grindr installed. I am am xo poaster
Mario Verduzco
  10/11/18
(7) calm down
load bearing gash
  10/11/18
(8) get some wings
Dupa
  10/12/18
(9) Go shooting with your friends. (10) Then go with (1)...
[- -]
  10/12/18
This guy gets it
GOTTA MOVE FAST
  10/12/18
...
Dupa
  10/12/18
Mfcr
Insane right-wing gun nut
  10/12/18
Get weed, get fishing gear, go fishing, blaze up, enjoy the ...
Obongo
  10/12/18
Have a nice steak dinner by yourself Friday and have a beer ...
xo kav
  10/12/18
This is basically my weekend this weekend. Except my wife an...
[- -]
  10/12/18
18000
xo kav
  10/12/18
I would spend every possible minute fishing, drinking, and l...
;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;
  10/12/18
Grill ginormous steak outside --like a 30 ounce steak--and e...
Obongo
  10/12/18
Good one. Go to the best butcher in your area and get a toma...
[- -]
  10/12/18
hell yeah. Blaze up some weed while the meat is going f...
Obongo
  10/12/18
Clean the grill with corn and leave it on for an hour? WTF i...
GOTTA MOVE FAST
  10/12/18
try it. just literally take an ear of corn, unhusked, a...
Obongo
  10/12/18
You leave the heat on the whole time? Or just use residual h...
GOTTA MOVE FAST
  10/12/18
residual heat from the charcoal. Try it. Naked is ...
Obongo
  10/12/18
I'm going to try this. Thanks for the tip
;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;
  10/12/18
yeah, report back. Remember you cant get too fussy abou...
Obongo
  10/12/18
I usually cook corn un-husked on the grill and I usually soa...
;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;
  10/12/18
hmm soaking seems like a good idea.
TRUMPASAURUS REX
  10/12/18
Day Two: Leave room for wings. Wings are more fun w othe...
Obongo
  10/12/18
Why the fuck don't we stay single?
mutated mutandis
  10/12/18
Singles generate a weirdo stalkery vibe after a certain age....
Obongo
  10/12/18
...
[- -]
  10/12/18
Agreed. Plus marriage matures you. Your spouse balances yo...
Insane right-wing gun nut
  10/12/18
*prevents any greatness from manifesting
leolenin
  10/12/18
*T*H*I*S*
Obongo
  10/12/18
both are true. women are moderating influences for good &...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  10/12/18
Fair. Like their gender, which lacks the wide spread on...
Obongo
  10/12/18
a friend inquired regarding what age is this
leolenin
  10/12/18
Just a guess that it's like 32+ ?
[- -]
  10/12/18
Id say from 32 to 36 you can do some jokey stuff like, "...
Obongo
  10/12/18
Fuck it. Who cares?
mutated mutandis
  10/12/18
Yeah but you don't think that way until after you've stepped...
Obongo
  10/12/18
Dude I'm 40. I've stepped off the precipice. Can't wait to b...
mutated mutandis
  10/12/18
Brother! 40, may be (hoping to be) single again in the next...
;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;
  10/12/18
That vibe is happiness, it's been so long that you don't rec...
;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;
  10/12/18
...
Obongo
  10/12/18
...
leolenin
  10/12/18
yeah for most guys, single life in your mid 30s is just a no...
Dupa
  10/12/18
Because it gets boring after awhile. And if you have a cool...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  10/12/18
Odd response to this.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  10/12/18
Fire up Eros Bang a porn star
.,....;...,.:...;...,....
  10/12/18
Wow, XO is calming down with age. I expected this to turn i...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  10/12/18
...
.,.;,;.,;,,..,.,.,;.,.,,..,,..,,;,,....,,;.;..,.
  10/12/18


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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Mario Verduzco

Options:

(1) stay home and jerk off, maybe get some weed

(2) go to bars

(3) go to a strip club

(4) bang a fat chick with big tita who loves me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005261)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)

(5) stay at home faithful to ur wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005282)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: your fat wet bagel ass

(6) killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005284)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: Mario Verduzco

That's (1) and I am strongly leaning toward that option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005298)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


(1) and enjoy the peace and quiet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005360)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: dha tux

blow some dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005286)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 6:56 AM
Author: Dupa (bloodacre@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006678)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (You Have the Plague)

yeah we already know the wife's plans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007093)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Reinstall Grindr.

Profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005389)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: dha tux

"reinstall"

nice one, i'm going to steal that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005409)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:14 PM
Author: Mario Verduzco

I still have Grindr installed. I am am xo poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005471)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: load bearing gash

(7) calm down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37005392)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: Dupa (bloodacre@gmail.com)

(8) get some wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006933)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: [- -]

(9) Go shooting with your friends.

(10) Then go with (1) and add in (8) and you have yourself a weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006948)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:04 AM
Author: GOTTA MOVE FAST

This guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006952)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Dupa (bloodacre@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007039)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007063)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Obongo

Get weed, get fishing gear, go fishing, blaze up, enjoy the fall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006957)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: xo kav

Have a nice steak dinner by yourself Friday and have a beer out after, maybe meet a friend for the beer.

Get some substantial chore done on Saturday morning, then take a short road trip by yourself, maybe to walk nature and have a nice lunch. Come home and smoke weed.

Sunday morning do some reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006961)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: [- -]

This is basically my weekend this weekend. Except my wife and perrito will be with me on the nature walk...and we will be smoking while hiking around a forest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006976)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: xo kav

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007003)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: ;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;


I would spend every possible minute fishing, drinking, and listening to 90's music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006971)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Obongo

Grill ginormous steak outside --like a 30 ounce steak--and eat it all piece by piece over the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006978)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: [- -]

Good one. Go to the best butcher in your area and get a tomahawk steak or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006984)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: Obongo

hell yeah.

Blaze up some weed while the meat is going from room temp raw to pure rare, then start eating piece by piece while steak continues to cook.

When you feel full, take a break and blaze up some more weed.

Then resume. Can't let it go to waste.

At this point, now that you are entering well into the marbled "medium" territory, get out the A1 sauce. Don't use it yet, as you can balance the fat w the medium meat, and it's scorching hot besides.

Pop open your second beer.

Now that what's left is medium to well (but still hot because its still over the fire) apply steak sauce to the balance and finish that shit off.

Then throw a couple ears of corn on the grill--husks on. Use the husks to clean the grill, walk away for an hour or so, maybe lie down, take a nap, watch family guy.

Then later on, when you are hungry again, eat the corn.

Good times, good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37006999)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: GOTTA MOVE FAST

Clean the grill with corn and leave it on for an hour? WTF is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007055)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Obongo

try it.

just literally take an ear of corn, unhusked, and drop it on the grill after you cook the meat, move it around on the grill to clean off some of the meat residue while the charcoal is still throwing off heat. Then just leave it on there--maybe rotate it after 30 mins or so.

Take it off, dehusk--it peels just like a banana, and eat.

Corn is so sweet now you don't need salt or butter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007083)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: GOTTA MOVE FAST

You leave the heat on the whole time? Or just use residual heat from the grill? I like my grilled corn caramelized so I always put it on naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007096)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Obongo

residual heat from the charcoal.

Try it.

Naked is too 1980s man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007102)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: ;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;


I'm going to try this. Thanks for the tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007192)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Obongo

yeah, report back.

Remember you cant get too fussy about it--it will all cook because the untouched leaves will spread the heat internally, but you will get some parts better cooked than other parts. It's fine for grown ups but kids can be a little fussy if there's a burnt part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007215)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: ;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;


I usually cook corn un-husked on the grill and I usually soak the corn in water for 30 minutes prior to cooking to try to prevent burning.

I've never just put them on the grill with the vents closed after sopping up meat juice on the husks and let them sit for 30 minutes. That sounds really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007241)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: TRUMPASAURUS REX

hmm soaking seems like a good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37008008)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:17 AM
Author: Obongo

Day Two:

Leave room for wings. Wings are more fun w other bros though. Get other bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007004)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: mutated mutandis

Why the fuck don't we stay single?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007018)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Obongo

Singles generate a weirdo stalkery vibe after a certain age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007037)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: [- -]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007069)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

Agreed. Plus marriage matures you. Your spouse balances your dumber impulses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007073)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: leolenin

*prevents any greatness from manifesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007081)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Obongo

*T*H*I*S*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007088)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (You Have the Plague)

both are true. women are moderating influences for good & for bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007111)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Obongo

Fair.

Like their gender, which lacks the wide spread on IQ distribution tables, they moderate our tendencies toward both greatness and filthpiggery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007146)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: leolenin

a friend inquired regarding what age is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007074)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: [- -]

Just a guess that it's like 32+ ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007082)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Obongo

Id say from 32 to 36 you can do some jokey stuff like, "Living the high life, man!" but then after that you kind of have to settle down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007095)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: mutated mutandis

Fuck it. Who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007085)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Obongo

Yeah but you don't think that way until after you've stepped off the precipice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007092)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: mutated mutandis

Dude I'm 40. I've stepped off the precipice. Can't wait to be single again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007219)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: ;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;


Brother! 40, may be (hoping to be) single again in the next year or so as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007244)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: ;;;;.....;...;.............;;..;.;.;


That vibe is happiness, it's been so long that you don't recognize it for what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007097)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Obongo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007104)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: leolenin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007107)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Dupa (bloodacre@gmail.com)

yeah for most guys, single life in your mid 30s is just a non-stop party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007180)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Because it gets boring after awhile. And if you have a cool, mentally healthy wife, she'll allow you to carve out days/weekends where you can still do these things, either alone or with friends.

Notwithstanding never hooking up with strange again, a good marriage/family is the best of both worlds. Still get to enjoy the things you like, just in a lesser quantity, while also getting to do cool dad stuff and pass on your values, and having a chill friend and regular sex partner to help you raise the kids with.

Every year I take one long weekend camping trip alone, another weeklong backpacking trip with my best HS friend, and 3-4 golf weekends in Palm Springs. Wife does a weeklong trip with her sister and another weeklong retreat at some Zen Buddhist resort in New Mexico.

As a natural depressive, doing the 24/7/365 bro thing would leave me feeling pretty empty and lonely within a month or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007978)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Odd response to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37008436)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: .,....;...,.:...;...,....


Fire up Eros

Bang a porn star

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37007189)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

Wow, XO is calming down with age. I expected this to turn into a "which escort should I bang" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37008406)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: .,.;,;.,;,,..,.,.,;.,.,,..,,..,,;,,....,,;.;..,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4103864&forum_id=2#37008420)