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I didn't take the stairs because I didn't want to be winded ...
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Ever have an awkwrd meeting where an associates there too an...
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if I had stayed in biglaw I would be up for up counsel at th...
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Explain what's wrong with being a 38 y/o of counsel in BIGLA...
lavender location
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"Heh, I'm going to RETIRE in a mere 10 years" he s...
disturbing hell
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Jesus Christ, shut up and get a job
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disturbing hell
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Except her husband was a Chad, too. Feel doubly sorry for hi...
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That's the other problem with hypergamy - even if someone is...
disturbing hell
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compliance officers, on the other hand, are never cuckolded
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Not a compliance officer, though I do get a badge and a gun....
disturbing hell
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sorry, deputy assistant chief compliance officer, was it?
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JFC
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The partner is 36 and was just appointed to a seat on the Fo...
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Ljl.
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he should've gone to all the Fed Soc meetings with the virgi...
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Counsel is a sweet gig for some of these dudes. Getting paid...
Crusty parlor
  10/18/18
Except it is still law firm culture/hours.
disturbing hell
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Working next door to someone 10 years younger than you makin...
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disturbing hell
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Why would the salary of somebody else bother you or play int...
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Having a competitive edge is fundamentally masculine. Wantin...
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it's the same fucking thing. men always tell themselves con...
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Lolling pretty hard at thinking making more money means winn...
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I ditched the notepad. Take notes on Post-Its now
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serious question from someone who could very well end up in ...
Appetizing arrogant pit
  10/18/18
Thats the nature of the assignment. You're a Morlock
talented therapy
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do the partners thinly veiledly loath you because you're rea...
Appetizing arrogant pit
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it would be a mistake to think that by and large partners co...
abnormal stag film potus
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(38 y/o of counsel ERISA specialist)
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At my firm counsel are required to bring in business, but yo...
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Of Counsel for Life great moniker, folks
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It’s a slow boat to China
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https://www.torys.com/people/horwitz-michael
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when I see a dude with a resume like that I immediately thin...
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checked his linked in and seems suspicious. big gap between ...
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Lol I must b joking
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Appetizing arrogant pit
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This is a misunderstanding of what it takes to be partner in...
Trip Point
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Lmao I have worked across from him.
Crusty parlor
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there are plenty of these types running around these days; t...
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He made partner!
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Cq
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LITERALLY have recruiters calling and asking if I want to jo...
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That would imply that your current job is of equal value and...
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Sure.
disturbing hell
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What vault ranking
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Never pursue it so don't ask.
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Yea there’s no it’s a halfway respectable firm. ...
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See above. I immediately reply that I'm not considering law...
disturbing hell
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Didn’t see that thanks. Confirmed shitfirm
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If it was some V5 with 2500+ hours/year expected, do you ima...
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Edit bc mean
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Industrial revolution, consequences, etc.
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Date: October 15th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029287)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser transparent rigor selfie

Freshly minted Of Counsel after 10 years of impeccable performance; up for consideration for non-equity partner in another few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029300)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37034309)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: drunken sound barrier

𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘢𝘸 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043585)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: exciting fanboi gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050121)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser transparent rigor selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053879)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Institution Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053913)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: aromatic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053971)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 5:54 AM
Author: iridescent national

*triggered*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37070905)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 4:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good abode

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#46495576)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Cracking Violet Faggotry

I didn't take the stairs because I didn't want to be winded when I got to his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029412)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

Ever have an awkwrd meeting where an associates there too and has to give up the chair closer to the partner for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029686)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Coiffed flatulent sandwich kitchen

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37029724)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37034312)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Jap Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37034311)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: adventurous haunted graveyard half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049660)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: impressive bright people who are hurt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049672)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: yapping brethren generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054034)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37030102)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37030244)



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Date: October 15th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37031941)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37034304)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Trip Point

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37034344)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed turdskin

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043364)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: Canary international law enforcement agency circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37034683)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043338)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: frisky concupiscible indirect expression

if I had stayed in biglaw I would be up for up counsel at the end of this year. the road not taken!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043350)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: lavender location

Explain what's wrong with being a 38 y/o of counsel in BIGLAW?

You are still making in the top 1% of salaries. If you did this from ages 38-48 you could easily retire if you manage your money well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043374)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: disturbing hell

"Heh, I'm going to RETIRE in a mere 10 years" he said, notepad in hand going to the partner's office at 8pm on a Friday.

Meanwhile, his wife is meeting Chad. "That was amazing and I can't believe we've been doing this for 5 years! No, he has no idea the kid isn't his... Want to go shopping with his money?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043393)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: lavender location

Jesus Christ, shut up and get a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043506)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Indigo Cruel-hearted Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37043584)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37044453)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser transparent rigor selfie

https://nypost.com/2016/05/25/hbo-producer-ex-con-arrested-in-doctors-cocaine-overdose/

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37044510)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049631)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: disturbing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049773)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Beta aphrodisiac genital piercing elastic band

Except her husband was a Chad, too. Feel doubly sorry for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049787)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: disturbing hell

That's the other problem with hypergamy - even if someone is a Chad, there are Chadlier Chads to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049802)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: abnormal stag film potus

compliance officers, on the other hand, are never cuckolded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050089)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: disturbing hell

Not a compliance officer, though I do get a badge and a gun...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050093)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: abnormal stag film potus

sorry, deputy assistant chief compliance officer, was it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050112)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 6:18 AM
Author: iridescent national

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054972)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: shivering comical scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37055371)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: cobalt milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049650)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: adventurous haunted graveyard half-breed

The partner is 36 and was just appointed to a seat on the Fourth Circuit. The of counsel was her "associate mentor" seven years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049656)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Trip Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049661)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Laughsome fortuitous meteor

Ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049718)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: electric seedy cumskin set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050010)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 3:19 PM
Author: iridescent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#39350708)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 4:45 PM
Author: up-to-no-good abode

he should've gone to all the Fed Soc meetings with the virgins...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#46495579)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Crusty parlor

Counsel is a sweet gig for some of these dudes. Getting paid like 500K to mark up SPAs LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049669)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: disturbing hell

Except it is still law firm culture/hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050012)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Territorial chartreuse nursing home

Working next door to someone 10 years younger than you making 2x as much making you do all the work. Sounds chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050165)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: disturbing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050173)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: Crusty parlor

Why would the salary of somebody else bother you or play into your thinking at all? Envy is feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37055378)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

Having a competitive edge is fundamentally masculine. Wanting to be socially accepted and valued is feminine. Wanting to beat to fuck out of every other man is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056290)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: abnormal stag film potus

it's the same fucking thing. men always tell themselves convoluted stories about how their insecurities and emotions are signs of strength, but women's insecurities and emotions are signs of weakness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056392)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Crusty parlor

Lolling pretty hard at thinking making more money means winning a competition.

GC cucks man. You guys are priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056503)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: talented therapy

I ditched the notepad. Take notes on Post-Its now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049675)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Appetizing arrogant pit

serious question from someone who could very well end up in a counsel role in my organization. do you feel like a second class citizen? do you feel pressure to constantly deliver superior work product and technical analysis because that's really your only value i.e., you don't bring in business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049730)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: talented therapy

Thats the nature of the assignment. You're a Morlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049985)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Appetizing arrogant pit

do the partners thinly veiledly loath you because you're really just a super high cost center eating into their ppp and they could do your job better than you if they had time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050019)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: abnormal stag film potus

it would be a mistake to think that by and large partners could do a better job at counsels' jobs, even if they had the time. partners are partners because they are part of the partner clique, not because they're better at lawyering than others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050155)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Appetizing arrogant pit

(38 y/o of counsel ERISA specialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050191)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: abnormal stag film potus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050223)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: pontificating hospital death wish

At my firm counsel are required to bring in business, but you won’t be fired if you don’t as long as you are busy. You are usually promoted to counsel then to partner. Some stay counsel for life, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050060)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser transparent rigor selfie

Of Counsel for Life

great moniker, folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050380)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: pontificating hospital death wish

It’s a slow boat to China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37050459)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Galvanic idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37049774)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

https://www.torys.com/people/horwitz-michael

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053911)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Territorial chartreuse nursing home

when I see a dude with a resume like that I immediately think he must have been accused of statutory rape or had something fucked up happen to him. you have to be seriously fucked up as a male jewish yale/harvard grad not to make partner in NYC biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053935)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: Territorial chartreuse nursing home

checked his linked in and seems suspicious. big gap between UG and LS; switched from first firm after less than 2 years, stayed at second for only 6. something is up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37053954)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 5:07 AM
Author: doobsian crotch dysfunction

Lol I must b joking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37070884)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:02 AM
Author: Appetizing arrogant pit

I could link like at least 10 yale/Harvard (HLS or YLS) guys that have careers you might find lackluster. these guys often don't have what it takes to be partners in the non-technical skills areas. they are also mostly content to be technical specialists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054315)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Trip Point

This is a misunderstanding of what it takes to be partner in biglaw. There are plenty of technically brilliant lawyers who are too aspie to ever make a case for partnership. Many of these people poast on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054420)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Crusty parlor

Lmao I have worked across from him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37055396)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser transparent rigor selfie

there are plenty of these types running around these days; the vast majority will burn out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056581)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: Godawful Casino Marketing Idea

He made partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#46495845)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

https://www.fenwick.com/professionals/Pages/chrisjoslyn.aspx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37054290)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: shivering comical scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37055383)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Appetizing arrogant pit

what is tmf's angle ITT? is the placement of his blank bumps intended to imply that he has an option to do biglaw of counsel track but chooses not to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37056319)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057302)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: disturbing hell

LITERALLY have recruiters calling and asking if I want to join some large firm in an of counsel role. Of course I never even consider it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057334)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

That would imply that your current job is of equal value and respectability as an of counsel role, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057353)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: disturbing hell

Sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057372)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Charcoal irradiated university

What vault ranking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057391)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: disturbing hell

Never pursue it so don't ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057405)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Charcoal irradiated university

Yea there’s no it’s a halfway respectable firm. lol at making some AGC cog of counsel at $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057426)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: disturbing hell

I have no idea. They usually say Vault 100 but I assume if it was super prestigious they would say Vault 10 or whatever. I'm sure it is somewhere in the middle/bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057452)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

If you can’t say off the top what vault rank it is it must be some unrecognizable shitfirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057450)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: disturbing hell

See above. I immediately reply that I'm not considering law firm offers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057462)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

Didn’t see that thanks. Confirmed shitfirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057490)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: disturbing hell

If it was some V5 with 2500+ hours/year expected, do you imagine that would actually make me MORE interested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057503)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Charcoal irradiated university

Edit bc mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37057528)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

Repoast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37068597)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube

Additional context:

Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:52 PM

Author: Jim_Kelly

34-35: First time I really felt it was when I interviewed people for my UG and felt really far away from them in life. I stopped doing it after that. I also went to some "young alumni" events and felt more like everyone's dad than a peer. I stopped going to those, too.

34-36: Started getting "sir" from employees. I look at myself in the mirror and still don't see it, but others must.

37: I noticed a few gray hairs mixing their way in and some light thinning at my temples. Also looked at 15th UG reunion photos online and holy shit do people look old. The 5 years from my 10th to 15th were rough on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113503&forum_id=2#37082754)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37082789)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Cracking Violet Faggotry

Industrial revolution, consequences, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37238433)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: Plum Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#45673631)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37238315)



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Date: February 28th, 2019 2:58 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#37858001)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: Coiffed flatulent sandwich kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#39350686)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 3:03 PM
Author: brindle foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#45802269)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4107239&forum_id=2#46495244)