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You're on your way home after a rough day at work, what comf...
titillating pit
  10/17/18
Not mutually exclusive. My stunning objective 8+ wife litera...
Blathering Awkward Orchestra Pit
  10/17/18
shut up
titillating pit
  10/17/18
Too obvious dude
Arousing fuchsia garrison
  10/17/18
? Are you seriously doubting this? I will never for the life...
Blathering Awkward Orchestra Pit
  10/17/18
Not mutually exclusive. At work I am paid $1M+ to read books...
titillating pit
  10/17/18
You're equating landing a hot woman (of which there is basic...
Blathering Awkward Orchestra Pit
  10/17/18
hey man, to the extent youre giving pep talks, I appreciate ...
titillating pit
  10/17/18
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stubborn messiness
  10/17/18
I'd bet that there are more jobs like the one he describes t...
henna concupiscible personal credit line meetinghouse
  10/17/18
...
stubborn messiness
  10/17/18
180
Godawful glassy fanboi haunted graveyard
  10/17/18
Maybe you’re Tim Brady, but the rest of us don’t...
Arousing fuchsia garrison
  10/17/18
(Tim Brady)
titillating pit
  10/17/18
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topaz stage toilet seat
  10/17/18
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Orange Black Woman
  10/17/18
Go on. . .
Flushed swollen senate
  10/17/18
even if this is true it is irrelevant to 99.9% of people in ...
burgundy angry athletic conference regret
  10/17/18
“An 18 year old 9’s pussy...and a porterhouse&rd...
sooty cowardly step-uncle's house
  10/17/18
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startling comical institution
  10/17/18
Sounds 180
French adventurous keepsake machete coldplay fan
  10/17/18
Did this and is great for career. Very supportive and stable...
Canary Hairraiser Volcanic Crater Point
  10/17/18
marry that girl, marry her anyway
obsidian background story
  10/17/18
...
Canary Hairraiser Volcanic Crater Point
  10/17/18
Post pic
Amethyst Slippery Trump Supporter
  10/17/18
alright six hours later Im taking down this link. poor girl ...
titillating pit
  10/17/18
...
irradiated wine area
  10/17/18
wut
titillating pit
  10/17/18
view in desktop
Soggy business firm dopamine
  10/17/18
Looks like she has a lisp. She could be cute if she was thi...
Arousing fuchsia garrison
  10/17/18
yeah, i mean. what trick of evolution is being played out on...
titillating pit
  10/17/18
⚠️⚠️⚠️ (that's her skinny photo) ⚠️⚠️⚠...
mustard exciting den codepig
  10/17/18
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Flushed swollen senate
  10/17/18
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stubborn messiness
  10/17/18
She looks like Jay Leno. I'd still fuck her and hope for ...
Amethyst Slippery Trump Supporter
  10/17/18
lol gross
topaz stage toilet seat
  10/17/18
...
irradiated wine area
  10/17/18
Holy shit that’s not a 5 lol
saffron windowlicker
  10/17/18
That's a 4, big difference from a 5
ivory razzmatazz national
  10/17/18
If she lost 120 lbs, she'd be cute. Just make her lose weigh...
curious bronze gunner giraffe
  10/17/18
...
irradiated wine area
  10/17/18
I’d like you to take me by the hand, peel down my pant...
Arousing fuchsia garrison
  10/17/18
...
irradiated wine area
  10/17/18
Ljl at how far are standards have fallen that a fat cow offe...
startling comical institution
  10/17/18
...
irradiated wine area
  10/17/18
If thats a 5 then every chick I have banged is a supermodel ...
topaz stage toilet seat
  10/17/18
Lol that piggy 🐷 isnt a 5! She knows the only thing she h...
Maize Theater Stage
  10/17/18
Lol cot damn I rarely feel bad about laughing at stuff, and...
Blathering Awkward Orchestra Pit
  10/17/18
shut the fuck up you ugly, autistic loser
topaz stage toilet seat
  10/17/18
Use of emojis really add value to this poast while detractin...
Orange Black Woman
  10/17/18
trizk q, she's fishing for "actually it's me who deserv...
fantasy-prone motley internal respiration
  10/17/18


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Date: October 17th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: titillating pit

You're on your way home after a rough day at work, what comforting meal would you like me to make and have ready for you at home?

...Fuckkkkkk, why will I never date this girl and instead aim for a bitchy, careerist 8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041011)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: Blathering Awkward Orchestra Pit

Not mutually exclusive. My stunning objective 8+ wife literally takes my shoes off when I come home from work with scotch or bourbon on the rocks 🥃 while she’s cooking dinner. She also cleans every last pot or pan after dinner 9 times out of 10, does our laundry and keeps our house impeccably clean. Oh yeah and she makes 250k a year. Don’t kid yourself that you somehow need to sacrifice sex appeal, beauty or lustful desire for some plain Jane 5. There are smoke shows out there who are beautiful on the inside too and will treat you like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041099)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: titillating pit

shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041103)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Arousing fuchsia garrison

Too obvious dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041106)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Blathering Awkward Orchestra Pit

? Are you seriously doubting this? I will never for the life of me understand why some men think they need to settle for someone lackluster who has good traits. It’s almost some risk averse strategy to spare their self esteem or general cluelessness - but my anecdote was meant to inspire and encourage the idea that a man should never marry a woman he does not lust for. Men convince themselves of all sorts of weird shit but I will never understand the lot of high earning, hard working men who sacrificed so much in life to end up married to someone they wouldn’t even jerk off to or give a second look in public. Pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041116)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: titillating pit

Not mutually exclusive. At work I am paid $1M+ to read books and lift weights and shoot guns at beer cans behind the office. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would work for less than that kind of money doing work they dont completely love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041127)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Blathering Awkward Orchestra Pit

You're equating landing a hot woman (of which there is basically an infinite, ever-replenishing amount) with something which doesn't exist - which tells me everything I need to know about your self-esteem and how you feel when you look in a mirror. Maybe start by feeling better about yourself and then the prospect of landing someone you actually want to have sex with, and spend time with, won't seem so impossible and remote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041205)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: titillating pit

hey man, to the extent youre giving pep talks, I appreciate it. Yes we all should belee-moar in ourselves and all that.

But the claim that there is some infinite pool of super hot women who are smart and cheerful and want to be a 1950s housewife -- AND who will add 250k to your income... that is ridiculous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041223)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: stubborn messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043094)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: henna concupiscible personal credit line meetinghouse

I'd bet that there are more jobs like the one he describes than women that you describe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041283)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: stubborn messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043093)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Godawful glassy fanboi haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041421)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Arousing fuchsia garrison

Maybe you’re Tim Brady, but the rest of us don’t get dimes who make $250K and are perfect mothers and homemakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042208)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: titillating pit

(Tim Brady)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043249)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: topaz stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043260)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Orange Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043491)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Flushed swollen senate

Go on. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041347)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: burgundy angry athletic conference regret

even if this is true it is irrelevant to 99.9% of people in the world, including the OP.

also, it's not true.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043282)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: sooty cowardly step-uncle's house

“An 18 year old 9’s pussy...and a porterhouse”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041024)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: startling comical institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041383)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: French adventurous keepsake machete coldplay fan

Sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041040)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:00 AM
Author: Canary Hairraiser Volcanic Crater Point

Did this and is great for career. Very supportive and stable. Food ready every night. Try it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041043)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: obsidian background story

marry that girl, marry her anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041046)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Canary Hairraiser Volcanic Crater Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041051)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Amethyst Slippery Trump Supporter

Post pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041055)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: titillating pit

alright six hours later Im taking down this link. poor girl was sweet and yes, she's overweight, and yes she's about a 5, maybe a 4.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041081)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: irradiated wine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041091)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: titillating pit

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041101)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Soggy business firm dopamine

view in desktop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043517)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Arousing fuchsia garrison

Looks like she has a lisp. She could be cute if she was thinner. You can tell she’s fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041105)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: titillating pit

yeah, i mean. what trick of evolution is being played out on me, such that this fat girl with a great smile and fun personality is somehow not at all attractive?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041117)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: mustard exciting den codepig

⚠️⚠️⚠️ (that's her skinny photo) ⚠️⚠️⚠️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041108)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Flushed swollen senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041497)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: stubborn messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043082)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Amethyst Slippery Trump Supporter

She looks like Jay Leno.

I'd still fuck her and hope for some funny dialogue afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041126)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: topaz stage toilet seat

lol gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041213)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: irradiated wine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041301)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: saffron windowlicker

Holy shit that’s not a 5 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041373)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: ivory razzmatazz national

That's a 4, big difference from a 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042844)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: curious bronze gunner giraffe

If she lost 120 lbs, she'd be cute. Just make her lose weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043061)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: irradiated wine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043076)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Arousing fuchsia garrison

I’d like you to take me by the hand, peel down my pants and suck me dry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041058)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: irradiated wine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041062)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: startling comical institution

Ljl at how far are standards have fallen that a fat cow offering to make you a meal is seen as an amazing feat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041391)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: irradiated wine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041416)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: topaz stage toilet seat

If thats a 5 then every chick I have banged is a supermodel lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042235)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Maize Theater Stage

Lol that piggy 🐷 isnt a 5! She knows the only thing she has going for her is that men assume a 🐽🐽🐽 like her will be nice and maybe a good cook!!! 👩‍🍳👩‍🍳

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042278)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Blathering Awkward Orchestra Pit

Lol cot damn

I rarely feel bad about laughing at stuff, and this is no different, but cot damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042323)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: topaz stage toilet seat

shut the fuck up you ugly, autistic loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042331)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Orange Black Woman

Use of emojis really add value to this poast while detracting from its cruelty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043523)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone motley internal respiration

trizk q, she's fishing for "actually it's me who deserves to cook u the dinner milady"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042881)