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Finally fucked my first Turdskin chick. Finally. Will give more deets tomorrow.

Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details to...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chan...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
Lol kill yourself 30-something
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
It's just so easy. Can't help myself.
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did ...
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots o...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster&...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo&q...
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
(fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to j...
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
vanilla? jfc you make me sick.
Vivacious bossy boltzmann
  10/18/18
I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my...
crawly mint sound barrier macaca
  10/18/18
...
High-end Stimulating Brethren Haunted Graveyard
  10/18/18
...
Thriller stag film
  10/18/18
100% agree. I really need to stop. Amount of satisfactio...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
what a tangled web we weave
Mustard self-absorbed stead
  10/18/18
Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken. Short of som...
low-t hairraiser alpha resort
  10/18/18
I am married.
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
jfC
low-t hairraiser alpha resort
  10/18/18
?
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
Rofl Kids?
Comical crusty hell
  10/18/18
No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on t...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
...
low-t hairraiser alpha resort
  10/18/18
MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is cr...
Lascivious filthpig electric furnace
  10/18/18
you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
...
jet overrated set indirect expression
  10/18/18
How hairy was her asshole
Spectacular Cyan Plaza
  10/18/18
Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some lo...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
Jfc
crawly mint sound barrier macaca
  10/18/18
At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her f...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
i actually felt nervous while reading last line
electric rebellious business firm
  10/18/18
Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed so...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
too lazy, but would appreciate link
electric rebellious business firm
  10/18/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
180! describe her looks
electric rebellious business firm
  10/18/18
...
crawly mint sound barrier macaca
  10/18/18
pics?
adulterous hospital sneaky criminal
  10/18/18
wtf explain the prostate thing
adventurous dead jap
  10/18/18
I don't think this is just me. If I cum when I'm drunk, ...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
wtf
adventurous dead jap
  10/18/18
I have that too.
Amethyst Bearded Casino
  10/19/18
...
brilliant dog poop
  10/18/18
lol sounds like it was written by a robot BEEP BOOP BEEP SU...
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
...
brilliant dog poop
  10/18/18
30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier...
Laughsome really tough guy
  10/18/18
Lol this is him, dude
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days...
Laughsome really tough guy
  10/18/18
See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and th...
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30...
Laughsome really tough guy
  10/18/18
lol cr
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my ...
Amethyst Bearded Casino
  10/19/18
How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels?
idiotic hyperventilating location fanboi
  10/18/18
ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt
anal violent office mediation
  10/18/18
Not a sociopath. I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD an...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
>"not a sociopath" >admits to lacking empat...
Fuchsia feces
  10/18/18
Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful beha...
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  10/18/18
This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form
razzle-dazzle costumed national gaping
  10/18/18
great thread without even a single pic
floppy state
  10/18/18
Still my only turd.
Aqua metal place of business coffee pot
  06/24/20


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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37047802)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chance to grab screenshots.

Anyhow -- I'll keep it brief. On a work trip. Matched with cute early 30s Indian chick. Grabbed drinks at a typical yuppie cocktail bar. Had 2 drinks each. Walked to my hotel, which was a few blocks away. Got right to hooking up. Sex was quite good, but nothing particularly noteworthy. She was a spinner, and they're always fun a fuck. She came easier than average. She had a suprisingly deep pussy for a chick her size. Not loose at all, just deep. I was barely bottoming out with my 8 inch cock. Usually that is only the case with chicks who are ~5'10". I prefer this actually, it's annoying bottoming out too much.

Cute face. Subjective 7.25 face, probably objective 6.5. 7.5 spinner body. I think she used to weigh more because her tits were rather deflated. That was the only major imperfection with her body.

Had two rounds of fucking. Erection was not great the second round. My prostate was flared up like a motherfucker. Used a condom both rounds. Thank god. Now i don't need to take prophylactic antibiotics.

About half way though, I got the feeling she was trying to avoid kissing me too much. I think I may have had bad breath. Sounds about right since I've been smoking recently.

Then she luckily volunteered to leave. Did not need to kick her out.

Walked her back to her car afterwards. She was very affectionate. She clearly had that post orgasm oxytocin spike.

Overall, basically an ideal vanilla tinder-fuck.

Taking Qs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049566)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

Lol kill yourself 30-something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049583)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

It's just so easy. Can't help myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049741)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did

I'm saying you should killself because, like with nyuug, the entire process is purely mechanical and soulless for you. It's like as you're doing it, you're already thinking about how to describe it in technical detail for the fucking board, which is pathetic. It brings you no joy and never will, because you're fucking empty inside, with nothing of value to share with the world. How do you think I can spot you immediately? You also use "cheatmo" as a verb and deserve to be slowly tortured and killed for that alone.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049759)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots of real satisfaction out of this. Now it's just out of habit / compulsion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049792)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster". See the Encyclopedia Dramatica autoadmit entry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049795)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo" is short for "moniker," and therefore using it as a verb is incredibly faggy behavior

again, kill yourself. Suck a tailpipe, tie a noose, bite the barrel, pretty much whatever you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049804)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049814)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

(fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to justify his faggy internetspeak)

jfc how do you live with yourself? do you even have an inner monologue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049825)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Vivacious bossy boltzmann

vanilla? jfc you make me sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049580)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked musclestud bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049595)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: crawly mint sound barrier macaca

This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my life chasing these kinds of "experiences".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049621)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: High-end Stimulating Brethren Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049646)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Thriller stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049665)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

100% agree. I really need to stop.

Amount of satisfaction I get out of this is seriously declining.

I actually anticipate I'll be able to stop myself in the near future. Although I've been saying this for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049677)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Mustard self-absorbed stead

what a tangled web we weave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049834)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: low-t hairraiser alpha resort

Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken.

Short of some catastrophic life changing experience, you will not change. Ever. Even if you do get married, it wont last because of your scarred and broken soul.

I hope for your sake that you have some kind of life changing experience, perhaps a near death event that leaves you partially disabled, that will force you to honestly reevaluate your life and make meaningful change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049839)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

I am married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049902)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: low-t hairraiser alpha resort

jfC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049973)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050295)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Comical crusty hell

Rofl

Kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050668)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050919)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: low-t hairraiser alpha resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049819)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Lascivious filthpig electric furnace

MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049826)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049840)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: jet overrated set indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050442)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Spectacular Cyan Plaza

How hairy was her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049635)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some long black stragglers around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049682)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: crawly mint sound barrier macaca

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049688)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her from behind and asked if she liked anal play -- she said no.

Smelled my finger right afterwards. no smell. CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049698)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: electric rebellious business firm

i actually felt nervous while reading last line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049919)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed some DIRTY assholes.

See my thread about the DIRTY SHITTY anal sex I had with a shrew in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049940)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: electric rebellious business firm

too lazy, but would appreciate link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049965)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&forum_id=2#36541392

See MONDAY PART 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050324)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: electric rebellious business firm

180! describe her looks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050383)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: crawly mint sound barrier macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049947)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: adulterous hospital sneaky criminal

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049951)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: adventurous dead jap

wtf

explain the prostate thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050335)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

I don't think this is just me.

If I cum when I'm drunk, I often have some wierd prostate flair up that makes me have to pee really bad, but I can't really get a stream going well, and it interferes a bit with my erection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050347)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: adventurous dead jap

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050603)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Amethyst Bearded Casino

I have that too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057040)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: brilliant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050445)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

lol sounds like it was written by a robot

BEEP BOOP BEEP SUBJECTIVE 7.25 BEEP BOOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050461)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: brilliant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050482)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Laughsome really tough guy

30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier version of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051006)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

Lol this is him, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051009)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Laughsome really tough guy

i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days under his regular moniker, and you can't change monikers anymore

pretty funny that we both thought of him though, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051016)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and then his defense of "cheatmo," which is a 30-something Pizza Hut staple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051045)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Laughsome really tough guy

i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30s. could definitely be him, though. either way they're both clearly running on the same NPC programming so they might as well be the same person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051052)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051067)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Amethyst Bearded Casino

Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my sexcapades are not cheating. Or cheatmoing, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057049)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: idiotic hyperventilating location fanboi

How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050455)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: anal violent office mediation

ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050513)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Not a sociopath.

I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD and Schizoid PD, but don't fully have a PD. Just mostly lack empathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050925)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia feces

>"not a sociopath"

>admits to lacking empathy

Ljl respond to my poast above, do you have an inner monologue or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050963)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful behavior. Not enough to simply lack empathy. I'm a model citizen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052651)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle costumed national gaping

This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051030)



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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: floppy state

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052595)



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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: Aqua metal place of business coffee pot

Still my only turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#40489377)