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I propose two laws. You pick which one gets enacted.

I will make up two laws that don't exist but could. You MUST...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/20/18
Can't we just take legislative action against the insane 196...
cruel-hearted macaca
  10/20/18
nigger
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A: The federal government levies a one-time excise tax on al...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/20/18
With gritted teeth, A. Although B sounds like a mere codif...
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  10/20/18
I feel like B would accelerate a civil war more quickly than...
Self-centered abode
  10/20/18
Very quickly
Supple masturbator locale
  10/20/18
so choose B!
Self-centered abode
  10/20/18
I’m coming around to your thinking
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  10/20/18
*loads AR*
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  10/20/18
A. While the particulars as you described are very dumb, su...
Motley grizzly bawdyhouse
  10/20/18
Shift all my money to bitcoin in excess of 110K. Then A.
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  10/20/18
*jams A repeatedly*
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  10/20/18
*chooses A* *murders a shitlib*
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  10/20/18
A and its not even fucking close
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  10/20/18
Although unconstitutional, A. Nevertheless, that the narrati...
cruel-hearted macaca
  10/20/18
obviously any laws adopted via the hypos in this thread are ...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/20/18
Can't we just restore the Emergency Quota Act of 1920?
cruel-hearted macaca
  10/20/18
not flame, if B were implemented, there would be completely ...
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  10/20/18
A
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A
Crimson ape
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EASY CHOICE B. Doesn't cost me money, and it'll accel...
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  10/20/18
A: Once a year, every US embassy overseas administers a stan...
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Immediately B because of the hard upper limit of like 5m vis...
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  10/20/18
A seems like a great approach to immigration. So, A.
Motley grizzly bawdyhouse
  10/20/18
It would be except for the numbers
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  10/20/18
I guess that's right if there's no cap on it. Shucks.
Motley grizzly bawdyhouse
  10/20/18
what kind of cap would get you to favor A
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/20/18
Top 0.1%
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imagine what top 10% in English proficiency means in Mogadis...
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I assumed it was top 10% globally. And we don't have an emb...
Stimulating fuchsia old irish cottage
  10/20/18
The poast seems to clearly imply top 10% globally
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  10/23/18
yeah Spatial Intelligence is critical, wouldn't want our imm...
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  10/20/18
A and its not even fucking close
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...
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B
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A!! I see no downsides from A - we start adding some pote...
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The issue with A is there is no cap. Top ten percent could e...
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  10/20/18
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A: To obtain a driver's license, you must not only pass the ...
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  10/20/18
A because it’s actually not a terrible idea
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Are current people with licenses grandfathered in? A sounds...
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  10/20/18
current licenses or NYC/SF residents are grandfathered in ...
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B. No one sane wants to live there.
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A
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A
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A isn't a bad idea; B is garbage. A.
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A: To end the debate over whether or not English should be a...
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A, and invest in Rosetta Stone
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A imposes massive costs on all governmental activity, makes ...
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  10/20/18
A. Just to fuck with dumbass white trash
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  10/20/18
lol yes because this will by far hurt white people the most
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  10/20/18
it's not about who it will hurt though white trash are on pa...
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  10/20/18
So Congress could just repeal the laws adopted in B right? ...
Motley grizzly bawdyhouse
  10/20/18
yeah they'd be just like statutes passed by Congress
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  10/20/18
A is a phenomenal idea
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B 100 times over.
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  10/20/18
B and its not even close
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  10/20/18
A
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  10/20/18
I like this premise.
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  10/20/18
A: Once a year, in October, the Senate is allowed to hold on...
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  10/20/18
A without hesitation
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CR - it would become a 180 part of congressional strategy, i...
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Imagine a senator pretending to be weak and physically decre...
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A, and the ensuing reality is that no one would accept a cha...
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A.
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B
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A A A A A A A A A A A
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A: Once a year, on July 17, every police department in the U...
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  10/20/18
B, and it's not even close.
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A is brilliant. Every police department should get a certain...
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It completely undermines everything this country stands for....
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B, this is the easiest one by far
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This one is deceptively hard for me, but I tend to think the...
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A: Each election year, 20 seats in the House of Representati...
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B!
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A could be 180 for the GOP since pro athletes lean right as ...
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  10/20/18
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There is no way the majority of NBA and NFL players are cons...
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A
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B!!
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Delegates normally pay their own way I think, but the free t...
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B
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B. By far the safer intellectual choice for ARE COUNTRY.
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A: In order to prevent a full-blown rebellion by incels, the...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
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Amazing. Gotta go with B
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A - would be 180 for a bunch of 4chan incels to have their h...
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A
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Lol B
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lmfao A
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A: Once a year, two Senators (a Democrat and a Republican) a...
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Can the senators murder their teammates in A?
Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal
  10/20/18
No. They MUST fight as a team.
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*Tom Cotton watches lion maul Tammy Duckworth before killing...
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...
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...
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LMAO exactly what would happen
cocky lavender kitchen
  10/20/18
going to go with A here
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  10/20/18
A
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  10/20/18
B is shit and A rewards VIRILE MASCULINITY, not even a conte...
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  10/20/18
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  10/20/18
A: Upon turning 17 years old, every American is required to ...
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  10/20/18
This hypo belongs in the reject bin, but you’re forgiv...
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  10/20/18
(guy struggling with Ancient Greek aspirated consonants as h...
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  10/20/18
B is too weak without more incentives and penalties. I guess...
Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal
  10/20/18
B
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B, not sure what A accomplishes
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  10/20/18
I figured Charles would appreciate a hypo about what better ...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/20/18
Makes people more worldly.
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  10/20/18
A.
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A
Crimson ape
  10/20/18
Not as strong as the others, but not terrible. B in a hea...
cocky lavender kitchen
  10/20/18
...
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  10/20/18
A. Every year 2 US senators and 5 congressmen are sacrificed...
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  10/20/18
I don't understand what the drawback for A is supposed to be...
Stimulating fuchsia old irish cottage
  10/20/18
A is actually a very good idea.
Onyx Deranged School
  10/20/18
We should start a petition
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  10/20/18
re: A, what if the president and 10% of his staffers (chosen...
bull headed ladyboy national
  10/20/18
If it’s guaranteed death I think you’d only have...
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  10/20/18
A
Crimson ape
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B, consuls would be a 180 system.
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  10/20/18
i love these
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  10/20/18
A: Up to 500 people per year are allowed to donate their bod...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/20/18
B, although 100 times might actually kill the person dependi...
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  10/20/18
A
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A. Provides some upward mobility to reward selflessness.
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  10/20/18
Absolutely 180 thread.
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  10/20/18
A: All adults with an SAT score above 1400 must register for...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/21/18
A. Would improve our education system in two ways: - more s...
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  10/21/18
(B) Because it would be hilarious.
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  10/23/18
...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/22/18
I'll take another one, great thread
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  10/23/18
A: Almost all civil litigation in the United States is forci...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/23/18
B
Crimson ape
  10/23/18
Definitely B.
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  10/23/18
why do you want to deny people the efficiency of arbitration
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/23/18
I'm ambivalent about A (I have minor reservations about whet...
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  10/24/18
Both
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  10/24/18
A: The USA, Mexico, and the UN strike a deal on migrant cara...
Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  10/24/18
A and it isn’t close
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  10/25/18
A, assuming this otherwise halts the far more than 10,000 il...
Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal
  10/25/18
A.
cocky lavender kitchen
  10/25/18
I'll take a third. Really like this thread.
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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

I will make up two laws that don't exist but could. You MUST pick one: the one you pick becomes enacted, the other one never does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061179)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted macaca

Can't we just take legislative action against the insane 1965 Immigration Act to restore the Emergency Quota Act of 1920? And zealously track visa overstays (like Japan does)? Also willing to have ID tracking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062095)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Sinister lilac lettuce

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061182)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061184)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: The federal government levies a one-time excise tax on all checking, savings, or investment accounts held by US citizens. You pay the government 10% of all your savings/investment beyond $110,000. So if you have $60,000 in your savings account, $200,000 in your 401k, and $75,000 in a 529, you pay a one-time tax of (($60,000 + $200,000 + $75,000) - $110,000)*.10, or $22,500. The money collected from this tax goes to fund programs to help poor and underprivileged Americans.

B: The federal government assigns everyone a "privilege score", ranking everyone in America from most privileged to least privileged. Anytime you meet somebody who is less privileged than you according to this score, you MUST bow to them or else you will be whipped. However, funding for programs to help the underprivileged is NOT increased and taxes do not go up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061213)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

With gritted teeth, A.

Although B sounds like a mere codification of modern shitlibbery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061231)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Self-centered abode

I feel like B would accelerate a civil war more quickly than A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061250)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

Very quickly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061256)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Self-centered abode

so choose B!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061260)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

I’m coming around to your thinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061266)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: house-broken lay

*loads AR*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061240)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Motley grizzly bawdyhouse

A. While the particulars as you described are very dumb, such a program applied only to the ultra wealthy is worthwhile (and not all that dissimilar from the estate/gift tax, really, back when people actually paid those.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061247)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Confused purple fat ankles parlour

Shift all my money to bitcoin in excess of 110K. Then A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061254)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: offensive citrine market famous landscape painting

*jams A repeatedly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061308)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: azure abnormal church

*chooses A*

*murders a shitlib*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061427)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: marvelous fanboi

A and its not even fucking close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061438)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted macaca

Although unconstitutional, A. Nevertheless, that the narrative has developed to this point is strong evidence that the USA is in severe decline. The greatest generation would laugh at us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062081)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

obviously any laws adopted via the hypos in this thread are higher than the Constitution, as if a treaty or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062087)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted macaca

Can't we just restore the Emergency Quota Act of 1920?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062123)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Rebellious Space Haunted Graveyard

not flame, if B were implemented, there would be completely straight-faced op-eds in NYT and WaPo, written by (((them))), arguing that TRUE libs should voluntarily accept whipping every time this happens, like a modern religious self-flagellance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062192)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Floppy Patrolman Meetinghouse

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37064352)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Crimson ape

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065080)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

EASY CHOICE

B.

Doesn't cost me money, and it'll accelerate civil war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065124)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: underhanded mediation pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061187)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: Once a year, every US embassy overseas administers a standardized test. The test has three sections: English proficiency, Logical Reasoning, and Spatial Intelligence. Anyone who is not currently a US citizen can take the test. The top 10% of test takers automatically receive a green card and can settle and work in the USA if they wish.

B: Every citizen of Kosovo or Albania can immediately claim US citizenship if they so wish, and move to the United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061222)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

Immediately B because of the hard upper limit of like 5m visas.

With A, that’s potentially up to 750m visas a YEAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061252)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Motley grizzly bawdyhouse

A seems like a great approach to immigration. So, A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061253)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

It would be except for the numbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061274)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Motley grizzly bawdyhouse

I guess that's right if there's no cap on it. Shucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061289)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

what kind of cap would get you to favor A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061316)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac plaza laser beams

Top 0.1%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062789)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: offensive citrine market famous landscape painting

imagine what top 10% in English proficiency means in Mogadishu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061317)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Stimulating fuchsia old irish cottage

I assumed it was top 10% globally. And we don't have an embassy in Mogadishu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061517)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

The poast seems to clearly imply top 10% globally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37077231)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: offensive citrine market famous landscape painting

yeah Spatial Intelligence is critical, wouldn't want our immigrants to miss out on dove hunting season

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061314)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: marvelous fanboi

A and its not even fucking close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061441)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065145)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Crimson ape

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065084)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

A!!

I see no downsides from A - we start adding some potentially qualified citizens who are taking up spots that might otherwise be handed out willy-nilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065143)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal

The issue with A is there is no cap. Top ten percent could easily have us adding 5 million in one year. They may be talented people but they wouldn't be American. I want to live in America, not a mishmash of every country in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065210)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: plum hospital goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061209)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: To obtain a driver's license, you must not only pass the road test, you must also pass a written test about parts of a car and how they work.

B: The government bans people from moving to NYC or SF unless they obtain a pass from the federal government. You can obtain a pass by interviewing at a government office, where a bureaucrat will assess your fitness to live in that place based on subjective criteria that changes from administration to administration. However, 10,000 free passes per year to both cities are reserved for refugees taken in by the United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061251)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

A because it’s actually not a terrible idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061263)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Motley grizzly bawdyhouse

Are current people with licenses grandfathered in? A sounds like an interesting policy then (otherwise, it's unworkable because you'd be stripping millions of people of their licenses/livelihood).

B is some social engineering that probably has negative consequences I'm not even thinking of, besides the obvious ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061267)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

current licenses or NYC/SF residents are grandfathered in

also anyone born in NYC or SF gets a license at birth, but can be stripped of it if found unfit for "moral turpitude" by a government panel. in practice this rarely happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061279)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Turquoise Curious Associate

B. No one sane wants to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061269)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Erotic Bipolar Indian Lodge Cumskin

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061404)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Crimson ape

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065088)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

A isn't a bad idea; B is garbage.

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065155)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Self-centered abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061225)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: To end the debate over whether or not English should be an official language, the United States adopts Bahasa Indonesia (a language from Indonesia) as its official language, because it is equally foreign to everyone. Thus, whether you speak English or Spanish or Hmong at home, everyone will have to learn a foreign language to succeed in America. You are free to speak whatever you want at home, but ALL interactions with the government are in Bahasa Indonesia. If you want to apply for Social Security, vote, bid on a government contract, or submit a brief to the US Circuit Court of Appeals, you need to learn Bahasa Indonesia.

B: Every year, an essay contest is held nation-wide, judged by a panel consisting of two Supreme Court justices (chosen at random), the majority and minority leaders of the House and Senate, and three state governors (again chosen at random). The essay topic is always about something very theoretical or esoteric, such as "what is virtue" or "what is a good life". The contest winner can then propose two laws, which become adopted as federal laws unless either (1) they would cost more than $2 billion a year to implement, or (2) the SCOTUS strikes them down as unconstitutional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061276)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

A, and invest in Rosetta Stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061281)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Self-centered abode

A imposes massive costs on all governmental activity, makes governance close to impossible, and is an effective IQ test for government employees. So A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061284)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Turquoise Curious Associate

A. Just to fuck with dumbass white trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061292)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: galvanic roast beef

lol yes because this will by far hurt white people the most

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061319)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Turquoise Curious Associate

it's not about who it will hurt though white trash are on par with niggers on that metric. it's about who will go ape shit over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061340)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Motley grizzly bawdyhouse

So Congress could just repeal the laws adopted in B right? B.

Also I laughed at "submit a brief to a U.S. court of appeals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061295)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

yeah they'd be just like statutes passed by Congress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061329)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: offensive citrine market famous landscape painting

A is a phenomenal idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061323)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Balding yarmulke senate

B 100 times over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061365)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: marvelous fanboi

B and its not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061500)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Crimson ape

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065092)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Motley grizzly bawdyhouse

I like this premise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061235)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: Once a year, in October, the Senate is allowed to hold one duel between a Republican and a Democrat. The weapon must be either pistols or rapiers. Both dueling Senators will receive full immunity for anything they do to the other Senator. The way it works is that any Senator may challenge any other Senator, who can then accept or decline. If multiple pairs of Senators agree to duel each other, the Senate historian will decide which duel happens, based on which he thinks will be the most interesting for future historians to study. C-SPAN broadcasts it live of course.

B: Every year, a randomly selected COA judge is forced to wear a heavy metal yoke to court for three months. The heavy metal yoke represents "the weight of the law" and "the burden of justice" and is sufficiently heavy to be onerous to even a very fit individual, and could easily kill or maim an older, decrepit jurist. If the judge survives this ordeal, they are allowed to fill one (1) non-SCOTUS vacancy in the federal courts with a candidate of their choice, who is automatically confirmed. If they die, they die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061296)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

A without hesitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061313)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible clear church building

CR - it would become a 180 part of congressional strategy, in choosing which seat to open up via duels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061324)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal

Imagine a senator pretending to be weak and physically decrepit as a trick when he is actually an ace duelist, just so he can lure a rising star of the other party into a trap and take him out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061347)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: offensive citrine market famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061367)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

like hustling at pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061368)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: aqua immigrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061397)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: aqua immigrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061333)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Motley grizzly bawdyhouse

A, and the ensuing reality is that no one would accept a challenge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061331)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Balding yarmulke senate

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061389)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Crimson ape

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065101)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

A

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065158)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: aqua immigrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061244)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: Once a year, on July 17, every police department in the United States gets to perform ONE warrantless search on whoever they want. Anything found during this search is admissible as evidence.

B: Once a year, on March 31, the head of each state ACLU chapter is allowed to release ONE criminal in their state from prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061315)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: aqua immigrant stead

B, and it's not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061326)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: offensive citrine market famous landscape painting

A is brilliant. Every police department should get a certain number of warrantless search chits a year, like deer tags. They'd have to be careful not to waste them on low % leads, and it would completely eviscerate any excuse for warrantless searches outside the program - if it was so necessary why didn't you use a chit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061334)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061342)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: aqua immigrant stead

It completely undermines everything this country stands for. The threshold for probable cause is already low enough, and police departments effectively have A -- they just need to be smart about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061346)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:33 PM
Author: Crimson ape

B, this is the easiest one by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065106)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:40 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

This one is deceptively hard for me, but I tend to think the ACLU won't release absolute shitbags, so:

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065168)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: lime foreskin candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061245)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: Each election year, 20 seats in the House of Representatives are selected to be decided by feats of athletic prowess rather than voting. This includes 7 seats that are usually safe GOP, 7 seats that are usually safe Democrat, and 6 seats that are usually tossups. The seats are selected by a non-partisan commission. The feat of athletic prowess depends on the district and is also selected by the commission based on local traditions. For example, a district in Minnesota might be decided by an ice hockey game between Democrats and Republicans, an urban district might be decided by a street ball game, while a district with a heavy Native American population might be decided by some traditional Native sport. This is all broadcast on ESPN2, of course.

B: AutoAdmit becomes a state for the purpose of the Democrat and Republican presidential primaries. Whoever wins the AutoAdmit primary only gets like 5 delegates, but those delegates (who must be poasters) get a free trip to their party's convention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061375)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

B!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061379)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal

A could be 180 for the GOP since pro athletes lean right as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061391)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: aqua immigrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061395)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: pontificating claret legal warrant area

There is no way the majority of NBA and NFL players are conservatives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065184)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Erotic Bipolar Indian Lodge Cumskin

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061408)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: lime foreskin candlestick maker

B!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061508)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: bearded genital piercing cruise ship

Delegates normally pay their own way I think, but the free trip aspect makes B nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061890)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Crimson ape

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065114)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

B. By far the safer intellectual choice for ARE COUNTRY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065175)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible clear church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061312)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: In order to prevent a full-blown rebellion by incels, the federal government agrees to establish a "College of Virgins". This consists of 100 male virgins, two from each state, who must agree to move to Washington DC and live in an enormous Georgetown mansion with the other male virgins. States may use any process they want to select the virgins, who serve for life or until they lose their virginity. The College of Virgins may, by a 60% majority vote, veto ANY legislation passed by Congress, preventing it from passing or being sent to the POTUS's desk.

B: Under the "Helping Incels Get Laid Act of 2019", Congress agrees to purchase a brand new muscle car for any male virgin over the age of 30, up to $60,000. Incels can pick whatever they want under that price so long as a reasonable man would consider it a "muscle car"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061418)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: spectacular coldplay fan community account

Amazing.

Gotta go with B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061501)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible clear church building

A - would be 180 for a bunch of 4chan incels to have their hand on the lever of government

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062032)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Crimson ape

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065118)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

Lol B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065181)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: adventurous territorial regret codepig

lmfao A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37092858)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: galvanic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061321)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: Once a year, two Senators (a Democrat and a Republican) are picked by their parties to fight a lion together. They can choose to be armed with a sword, a spear, or a pole-ax. The fight goes until either the lion is dead or both Senators are dead. If the lion kills both Senators, Congress immediately appropriates $100 million for big cat preservation. If the lion is slain, than each surviving Senator may immediately bring ONE bill to the floor of the Senate, which is exempt from the filibuster and thus may pass with only 51 votes instead of 60.

B: Starbucks provides a $10 giftcard to everyone who votes in a POTUS or Midterm election. However, GameStop offers a $200 giftcard to anyone who can prove that they have not voted in the last three elections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061497)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal

Can the senators murder their teammates in A?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061617)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

No. They MUST fight as a team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061710)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Stimulating fuchsia old irish cottage

*Tom Cotton watches lion maul Tammy Duckworth before killing it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061736)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: galvanic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061756)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible clear church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062037)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

LMAO exactly what would happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065186)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: galvanic roast beef

going to go with A here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061759)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Crimson ape

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065135)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

B is shit and A rewards VIRILE MASCULINITY, not even a contest:

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065189)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061350)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: Upon turning 17 years old, every American is required to spend at least 2 weeks in a foreign country other than Canada or Mexico. There are charities that pay for trips for those who cannot afford them. Many choose to go to third world countries to do charity work (looks good on college apps, and churches encourage doing this) but technically a vacation counts too.

B: Upon turning 16 years old, every American is required to at least TRY to memorize an epic poem. They have a year to do this. The ones who manage to do it get a cash prize from the government, about $5,000. Most people do Beowulf because it's short, but you can do ANY epic poem in ANY language, including English translations thereof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061792)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: iridescent razzmatazz brunch

This hypo belongs in the reject bin, but you’re forgiven based on strong work earlier this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061851)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

(guy struggling with Ancient Greek aspirated consonants as he struggles through the Iliad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061857)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal

B is too weak without more incentives and penalties. I guess I’ll go A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061888)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Onyx Deranged School

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062106)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: bull headed ladyboy national

B, not sure what A accomplishes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062120)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

I figured Charles would appreciate a hypo about what better develops people into conscientious citizens: seeing the world, or memorizing an epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37063036)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nibblets

Makes people more worldly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065077)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nibblets

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065075)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Crimson ape

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065140)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

Not as strong as the others, but not terrible.

B in a heartbeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065202)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: marvelous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061443)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: iridescent razzmatazz brunch

A. Every year 2 US senators and 5 congressmen are sacrificed on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, then give a Viking-style floating funeral pyre in the reflecting pool. Idea is that this will help ensure that people running for Congress are selfless and willing to sacrifice all.

B. Instead of POTUS we have two Roman-style consuls that each veto each other and that can serve only for one year at a time. (Multiple non-consecutive one year terms are allowed). The consuls persons are sacrosanct and they are immune from any investigation or prosecution while in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061499)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Stimulating fuchsia old irish cottage

I don't understand what the drawback for A is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061523)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Onyx Deranged School

A is actually a very good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062108)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: iridescent razzmatazz brunch

We should start a petition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062223)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: bull headed ladyboy national

re: A, what if the president and 10% of his staffers (chosen at random, could be the coffee guy or the press gal) were similarly ritually sacrificed after a successful second term

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062243)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: iridescent razzmatazz brunch

If it’s guaranteed death I think you’d only have psychos running, trying to become dictator etc. If it’s just a chance, things are different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062329)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: Crimson ape

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065147)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

B, consuls would be a 180 system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065211)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: bull headed ladyboy national

i love these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062039)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: Up to 500 people per year are allowed to donate their bodies to science while still alive (picked by lotto if more than 500 try to get in). Basically, you give yourself up to a pharmaceutical company and the pharmacorp can do ANYTHING IT WANTS to you so long as they can articulate a single way that this helps advance medical science. If you die or are seriously hurt by what the pharmaceutical company does, your family receives $1 million. If not, you receive no compensation, only the satisfaction of knowing that you helped advance science.

B: People convicted of a violent felony have the option of avoiding jail time if they agree to let the victim of the crime (or a family member thereof, if the victim is frail or infirm) whip them 100 times. The victim has to agree also, and it does not apply to attempted murder or murder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062068)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: bull headed ladyboy national

B, although 100 times might actually kill the person depending on how hard they're being whipped. we really need punishments more severe than fines but less than jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062100)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: Crimson ape

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065153)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

A. Provides some upward mobility to reward selflessness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065253)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Outnumbered Slippery Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062186)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

Absolutely 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065254)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 12:00 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: All adults with an SAT score above 1400 must register for a draft. Each year, thousands of them are drafted and sent to teach at inner city public schools for 2 years at a time. This is considered a great service and these individuals come back as heroes.

B: Same, except the people drafted are those with a net worth in excess of $5 million, excluding people who inherited that money or won it via a lottery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065300)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

A. Would improve our education system in two ways:

- more smart teachers

- fewer sheltered ivory tower shitlibs who have never seen what a shitty inner-city school is like (and are thus oblivious to the need for ORDER).

B has potential for more economic disruption, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065412)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: diverse twinkling resort

(B) Because it would be hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37077699)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37075481)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 2:46 AM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

I'll take another one, great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37077233)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:34 AM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: Almost all civil litigation in the United States is forcibly transferred to private arbitration tribunals, who are contracted by the government to hear civil cases in which there is no dispute over the meaning of the Constitution. Government courts only handle criminal and Constitutional cases.

B: All interstate highways in the United States become toll roads and the revenue is used to fund infrastructure projects around the country, but you can get exempted from ALL tolls (including ones that already exist today) if you agree to let corporations put their logos all over your car like a NASCAR driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37077676)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Crimson ape

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37077707)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

Definitely B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37080144)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:37 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

why do you want to deny people the efficiency of arbitration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37080757)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 5:04 AM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

I'm ambivalent about A (I have minor reservations about whether these tribunals would do this better than judges/juries, but it's likely, on balance, that they would). However, I quite like B as a method of raising revenue for infrastructure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37083793)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 5:10 AM
Author: Supple masturbator locale

Both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37083798)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Infuriating school cafeteria liquid oxygen

A: The USA, Mexico, and the UN strike a deal on migrant caravans. Each year, an official caravan run is held, open to any citizen of Honduras, Guatemala, Nicaragua, or El Salvador. They must get through Mexico and reach the USA. Mexico sets up obstacle courses the migrants must figure out. Some obstacles require strength to overcome, some require teamwork, some are logical puzzles. Some obstacles are lethal if not solved properly. The first 10,000 migrants to reach American soil are granted an immediate greencard. Those who do not make the first 10k are deported and implanted with a microchip that does not allow them to compete for another 5 years. Whole thing is televized.

B: Trump flip-flops on immigration. All migrants crossing the border and asking for asylum or catch-and-release are welcomed by a Trump campaign volunteer, given a MAGA hat and a copy of Art of the Deal, given gift certificates for free meals at Trump properties, and even photographed next to a smiling cardboard cutout of Donald Trump. They are also given a phone number to call to get help from the Trump Organization if they run into an issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37085627)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: azure abnormal church

A and it isn’t close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37092714)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Son Of Senegal

A, assuming this otherwise halts the far more than 10,000 illegals we’re currently getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37092749)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37094456)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: cocky lavender kitchen

I'll take a third. Really like this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37094463)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Ivory telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37217050)