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I think my 18yo babysitter was coming on to me last night

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Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
daddydialing
Hot beady-eyed office gaping
  10/23/18
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Clear disturbing doctorate site
  10/23/18
https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
You left her alone with your kids?
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  10/23/18
cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here
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  10/23/18
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Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She lo...
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Iridescent useless brakes
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useless trust fund home
  10/28/18
First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this g...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
please do the needful
Marvelous Yarmulke
  10/23/18
kindly?
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  10/24/18
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  10/24/18
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her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt s...
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JFC
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Unghhhhh
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SUPERMAN DAT
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  10/23/18
dirte you are indescribably 180
white hissy fit
  10/28/18
damn bro
avocado school cafeteria
  10/23/18
She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock&rdq...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
i love that you put that in quotes
avocado school cafeteria
  10/23/18
I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.
Lime Learning Disabled Plaza
  10/24/18
except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or l...
mustard arrogant corner knife
  11/16/18
RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
sepia cumskin
  10/23/18
...
Sexy Dingle Berry Location
  11/14/18
Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
milky ratface
  11/15/18
did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?
ruddy territorial therapy
  10/23/18
No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept ...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it
flickering field
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Canary hell tattoo
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darnell
Unhinged Swashbuckling Trump Supporter
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...
Fighting coldplay fan
  10/24/18
in Alaska?
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Mauve contagious kitty
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hot
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  10/23/18
nooooo
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Sexy Dingle Berry Location
  11/14/18
I’m still creeping on her FB. https://imgur.com/a...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
dude. do it.
avocado school cafeteria
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...
Marvelous Yarmulke
  10/23/18
I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her t...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
are those contacts or--
Orchid sex offender temple
  10/23/18
No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
Oh my
Crawly Jet-lagged Casino
  10/23/18
fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested...
apoplectic chapel athletic conference
  10/23/18
OR conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms
Orchid sex offender temple
  10/23/18
That’s fine. Completely normal to stalk the girl...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
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...
Sexy Dingle Berry Location
  11/14/18
she looks like an Alaska 9
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  10/23/18
Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that c...
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  10/24/18
If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.
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  10/28/18
nice
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  10/23/18
Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg ggggggggghhhhhhhhh
glittery green locus
  10/23/18
180 how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?
Floppy nighttime trailer park associate
  10/23/18
would bang her.
idiotic naked school
  10/23/18
this is God doing you a solid bro
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...
Adventurous ceo
  11/17/18
youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ...
Aphrodisiac degenerate volcanic crater
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100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she w...
Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse
  10/23/18
of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage
aromatic glassy hominid
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insanity is a leverage all its own
Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse
  10/23/18
he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobod...
aromatic glassy hominid
  10/23/18
cr NOT legal advise here dirte
Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse
  10/23/18
Lol
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awkward corn cake
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Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long
laughsome frisky boistinker
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dull 180 juggernaut
  10/24/18
TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks. ...
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dull 180 juggernaut
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Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo momen...
Canary hell tattoo
  10/23/18
Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/23/18
I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especi...
Brass State
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tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her...
Gold preventive strike cruise ship
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*accuses dirte of rape* *3 years prison* *disbarred* ...
Unhinged Swashbuckling Trump Supporter
  10/23/18
y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs
aromatic glassy hominid
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(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)
Unhinged Swashbuckling Trump Supporter
  10/23/18
only non-chads get me-too'd
aromatic glassy hominid
  10/23/18
This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo. In...
glittery green locus
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...
aromatic glassy hominid
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Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, ...
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glittery green locus
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Dead gas station filthpig
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Mauve contagious kitty
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I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout ...
Adulterous Set Deer Antler
  10/23/18
we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or fu...
aromatic glassy hominid
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+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indi...
dull 180 juggernaut
  10/24/18
titcr
Sexy Dingle Berry Location
  11/14/18
Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to ch...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/14/18
Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/14/18
...
razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend
  11/18/18
Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how thi...
Comical Sweet Tailpipe Alpha
  10/23/18
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Sable titillating electric furnace goal in life
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I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty ...
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Sexy Dingle Berry Location
  11/14/18
...
tantric concupiscible theater stage incel
  10/23/18
You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'l...
Citrine Azn
  10/23/18
she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is t...
mustard arrogant corner knife
  10/23/18
Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most impor...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/24/18
she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. do...
Metal Exciting Business Firm
  10/23/18
We’ll see what unfolds. ;)
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stirring mad cow disease
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Lmao @ this Asian rant
anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing
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Risten,
electric church building codepig
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RISTEN
Citrine Azn
  10/23/18
This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be...
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  10/24/18
ruthless.
ocher stage telephone
  10/24/18
That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school...
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Canary hell tattoo
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  10/28/18
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cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aw...
white hissy fit
  10/28/18
After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very cr...
Bright Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/18
not skinny
Rusted lay
  10/23/18
she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she loo...
mustard arrogant corner knife
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...
vivacious painfully honest piazza macaca
  10/24/18
Wtf she is cute
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Dashing step-uncle's house
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I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flam...
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Sexy Dingle Berry Location
  11/14/18
as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "...
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"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was tryin...
Marvelous Yarmulke
  10/24/18
Jfc
arousing peach library
  10/24/18
lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home off...
bateful indian lodge
  10/24/18
yeah, that's all true
Marvelous Yarmulke
  10/24/18
...
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twisted gaming laptop reading party
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Hairraiser Autistic Depressive Mediation
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topaz cuck
  10/28/18
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Sexy Dingle Berry Location
  11/14/18
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  11/14/18
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Bright Old Irish Cottage
  11/17/18
this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time
odious abode faggot firefighter
  11/17/18
...
Haunting Roast Beef Hospital
  10/24/18
Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggli...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/04/18
whats his name
greedy affirmative action
  10/24/18
absolutely devastating
anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing
  10/24/18
Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually wil...
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  10/24/18
top notch advice here
anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing
  10/24/18
Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few w...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/24/18
Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level...
histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook
  10/24/18
I have a fat gf too.
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/24/18
Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.
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  10/24/18
Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic yo...
Amber diverse quadroon
  10/24/18
lol no she wasn't
Pungent fragrant shrine
  10/24/18
(Asian female)
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  10/24/18
HAPA actually
histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook
  10/24/18
“Accidentally” send her the lick message and the...
shimmering sneaky criminal theatre
  10/24/18
How many niglets do you have???
Violent splenetic jap
  10/28/18
Two 10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movemen...
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  10/28/18
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exhilarant nubile station
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Wonderful Half-breed
  10/28/18
lol
Violent splenetic jap
  11/04/18
Update: She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost ...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/14/18
lol yeah she definitely wants you
Crawly Jet-lagged Casino
  11/14/18
I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me. ...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/14/18
lol
topaz cuck
  11/14/18
...
Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse
  11/15/18
Weirdly, this
Pearl Stead
  11/20/18
God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up
Citrine Azn
  11/14/18
I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/14/18
Bruh enter more evidence into the record
Citrine Azn
  11/14/18
...
topaz cuck
  11/14/18
...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/15/18
...
slap-happy orchestra pit
  11/15/18
She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the mil...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/15/18
JFC according to my math, you are old AF
mustard arrogant corner knife
  11/16/18
...
twisted gaming laptop reading party
  11/17/18
How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend ove...
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  11/15/18
(guy who has seen a lot of porn)
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lol here we go
useless trust fund home
  11/16/18
LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity t...
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  11/16/18
dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trustin...
slap-happy orchestra pit
  11/14/18
Deal...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/14/18
180.
slap-happy orchestra pit
  11/14/18
what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties...
Comical Sweet Tailpipe Alpha
  11/15/18
Tight pants, hoodie, no bra. Appears to have skinny leg...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/15/18
Rolf creepy
vivacious painfully honest piazza macaca
  11/15/18
wtf kind of filter is this?
Comical Sweet Tailpipe Alpha
  11/16/18
the creepy pedo filter
mustard arrogant corner knife
  11/16/18
tyft
Marvelous Yarmulke
  11/16/18
jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that th...
Vengeful box office factory reset button
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...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/16/18
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  11/16/18
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gaped ruby heaven
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no ass? wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictu...
mustard arrogant corner knife
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He’s a concerned dad.
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flickering field
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...
anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing
  11/19/18
Jfc
twisted gaming laptop reading party
  11/17/18
Don’t do it. You’re better than this,
Costumed lodge weed whacker
  11/16/18
He's really not. None of us are.
slap-happy orchestra pit
  11/16/18
i'm gay
vibrant hairy legs sanctuary
  11/16/18
not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.
soul-stirring opaque gunner
  11/20/18
Great thread
flickering field
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vivacious painfully honest piazza macaca
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Mauve contagious kitty
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slap-happy orchestra pit
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Fuchsia trip parlour
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razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend
  11/18/18
My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoy...
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  11/18/18
what does she say?
Comical Sweet Tailpipe Alpha
  11/18/18
Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I g...
mewling appetizing patrolman sandwich
  11/18/18
wtf
Costumed lodge weed whacker
  11/18/18
lol
federal national philosopher-king
  11/20/18
...
topaz cuck
  11/20/18
Update: She wants the D. No question about it. She ju...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/19/18
...
Saffron seedy market idea he suggested
  11/19/18
you played what off?
anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing
  11/19/18
Wtf? Fuck that ho
razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend
  11/19/18
ghey
vigorous institution laser beams
  11/19/18
DESCRIBE your penis
Violent splenetic jap
  11/19/18
...
Black multi-colored pozpig police squad
  11/19/18
Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to giv...
topaz cuck
  11/20/18
If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. ...
federal national philosopher-king
  11/20/18
Force your son to fuck her instead
Olive pontificating national security agency
  11/20/18
"She wanted the D... there was no question about it,&qu...
Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse
  11/20/18
...
Dark candlestick maker
  11/20/18
...
curious menage antidepressant drug
  02/16/19
What happened?
Frozen pit generalized bond
  11/20/18
I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. No...
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/20/18
jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out you...
anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing
  11/20/18
Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you c...
slimy giraffe
  11/20/18
So your position at this point is that you’re not attr...
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  11/20/18
Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudo...
Marvelous Yarmulke
  11/20/18
She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/20/18
lol
Unhinged Swashbuckling Trump Supporter
  11/20/18
So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 4...
sepia cumskin
  11/20/18
Clearly. Going to check my T levels.
Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression
  11/20/18
This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me
Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse
  11/20/18
cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real
Orchid sex offender temple
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...
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I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic tha...
Sable titillating electric furnace goal in life
  11/20/18
the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bum...
Crawly Jet-lagged Casino
  11/20/18
No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twi...
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  11/20/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60
Canary hell tattoo
  11/20/18
she wasnt because youre an old fatass /thread
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  11/20/18
dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former ...
Marvelous Yarmulke
  11/20/18
MFCR
topaz cuck
  11/20/18
jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking...
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...
bossy regret
  11/20/18
...
Bronze cracking point
  11/20/18
180 thread
vibrant hairy legs sanctuary
  02/16/19
FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair
curious menage antidepressant drug
  04/20/19
...
curious menage antidepressant drug
  10/10/20
this was a good thread
federal national philosopher-king
  07/10/20
Would read again
Hyperactive provocative people who are hurt
  07/10/20


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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Big blue eyes, pale skin, not fat, not skinny.

When I returned home, paid her, asked about the kids, walked her to the door and she kept on lingering making small talk. I had just finished playing hockey and was kinda trying to get her to leave. Went upstairs, hopped in the shower... then it hit me. God I’m an aspie sometimes. It was 11 PM and the kids were sound asleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080664)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: Hot beady-eyed office gaping

daddydialing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080669)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Clear disturbing doctorate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080679)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

https://imgur.com/a/ACgpSZM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080689)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: arousing peach library

You left her alone with your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080698)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke

cq, but let's not get dirte sidetracked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080703)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: avocado school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080724)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Cobalt Sticky Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080726)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: arousing peach library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081014)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:29 PM
Author: bateful indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081118)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Sable titillating electric furnace goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081906)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook

Wtf I expected her to have face tats based on that q. She looks fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083186)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084434)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: useless trust fund home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113065)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

First time. Old sitter left for college and referred this girl. Old sitter was repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080707)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke

please do the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080699)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: Irradiated space

kindly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083603)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: twisted gaming laptop reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083944)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: avocado school cafeteria

oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080725)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: galvanic crotch

her eyes say she's crazy but the septum piercing says butt slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080946)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: low-t heady mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081256)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Mauve contagious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081359)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084016)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081464)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: bearded onyx puppy voyeur

Unghhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081544)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: ocher stage telephone

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081914)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: white hissy fit

dirte you are indescribably 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110333)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: avocado school cafeteria

damn bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080691)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

She may have wanted to try some “older mature cock”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080701)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: avocado school cafeteria

i love that you put that in quotes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080727)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

I’m in my mid forties. Still late teens in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080743)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Lime Learning Disabled Plaza

Early 40's yet I am the exact same person I was at 18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084432)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: mustard arrogant corner knife

except balding, obese, wrinkly and burned out, but more or less the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249702)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

RICO, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080708)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: Sexy Dingle Berry Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234546)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: milky ratface

Do you WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: ruddy territorial therapy

did she leave you a hand written note with a proposal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

No, but she kept commenting on how nice my house was. Kept asking about my hobbies, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080723)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: flickering field

casing the joint for her prole bf to rob it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081103)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Canary hell tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081230)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: Unhinged Swashbuckling Trump Supporter

darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081326)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:21 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084018)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: white hissy fit

in Alaska?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110337)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Mauve contagious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081362)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081367)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Sable titillating electric furnace goal in life

nooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081756)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: fishy passionate brethren theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081920)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: arousing peach library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083465)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: aquamarine headpube psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083922)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: Razzmatazz address elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110323)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Sexy Dingle Berry Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234548)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

I’m still creeping on her FB.

https://imgur.com/a/A3dwulr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080815)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: avocado school cafeteria

dude. do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080828)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080837)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

I get back from work in two weeks. Definitely calling her to sit again when I get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080843)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Orchid sex offender temple

are those contacts or--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080844)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

No. I’m sure the Snapchat filter enhanced them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080858)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Crawly Jet-lagged Casino

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080883)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: apoplectic chapel athletic conference

fyi if you creep on her via fb she'll see you as a suggested friend and know you were creeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080890)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Orchid sex offender temple

OR

conclude that fate is pushing her into dirte's arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080895)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

That’s fine.

Completely normal to stalk the girl I’m leaving my kids with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080908)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: Sexy Dingle Berry Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234555)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

she looks like an Alaska 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081473)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: federal national philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082105)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: dull 180 juggernaut

Dude, I'm all for rebellious behavior at any age, but that chick is Troubled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083975)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Cerebral deep personal credit line

If legit, you're a faggot if you don't fuck this sloot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110335)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080887)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: glittery green locus

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg

ggggggggghhhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37080962)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Floppy nighttime trailer park associate

180

how did you not wanna bang her in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081049)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: idiotic naked school

would bang her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081059)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: bateful indian lodge

this is God doing you a solid bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081120)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:45 AM
Author: Adventurous ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250172)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac degenerate volcanic crater

youre the alaskamo right? why would you not fuck this girls ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081216)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse

100% you can bang & will enjoy. Roughly 99% chance she will turn out to be a complete psycho and will either want to be your kids' new mom or will want you to be her surrgate dad (or both). only you can weigh whether that's worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid

of course it's worth it. she has zero leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081238)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse

insanity is a leverage all its own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081258)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid

he could literally kill her and dump in the woods, and nobody would notice or care. not recommending this though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081292)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse

cr NOT legal advise here dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081304)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081310)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: awkward corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083459)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: laughsome frisky boistinker

Pussy. I'll give legal advice to that effect all day long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081388)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: dull 180 juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083979)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

TY friend. We’ll see what unfolds in a few weeks.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081305)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: dull 180 juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083977)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Canary hell tattoo

Unngghh. This is your chance to be this girl's #MeToo moment. Don't pass it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081243)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Pretty sure I want my ex-wife to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081303)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Brass State

I'd be a little apprehensive about a male babysitter, especially if I thought he had cum onto me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081312)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Gold preventive strike cruise ship

tell her you have a 'babysitter' fantasy... and then ask her to diaper you and watch her run away horrified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081323)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Unhinged Swashbuckling Trump Supporter

*accuses dirte of rape*

*3 years prison*

*disbarred*

*ex-wife gets sole custody of kids*

can't see what could go wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081331)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid

y'all are fucking risk averse dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081346)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Unhinged Swashbuckling Trump Supporter

(guy who doesn't realize he's living in a #metoo nightmare)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081356)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid

only non-chads get me-too'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081365)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: glittery green locus

This chick doesn’t look like she’d #metoo.

In reality, that’s for ugs & shrews who are losing their looks, not kinky hot 18 y/os with daddy issues. If anything she craves being dominated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081449)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081498)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Honestly, this was the jive I was getting. Subconsciously, I think I negged her on purpose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081610)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: glittery green locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082058)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Dead gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086054)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Mauve contagious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081369)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Adulterous Set Deer Antler

I'd suggest you put up some security cameras ALL throughout your house.

we could even monitor them for you, just poast a link to the stream. i'm sure your bros here would be glad to help out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081472)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 7:36 PM
Author: aromatic glassy hominid

we could start a betting pool for which stuffed animal or furniture cushion she humps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081509)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:07 AM
Author: dull 180 juggernaut

+1 on the security cameras, not just a good idea but an indispensable component if you're going to sex this girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083984)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Sexy Dingle Berry Location

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234566)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Shit! Just installed some Wyze Cams in the house going to check footage now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234605)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Very disappointing. She just sat on the couch and played on her laptop the whole time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234752)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259421)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Comical Sweet Tailpipe Alpha

Excellent content creation. I look forward to seeing how this unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081677)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Sable titillating electric furnace goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081753)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Sable titillating electric furnace goal in life

I would be a forever subscriber to this clueless and sweaty hockey dad being pursued by pale 18 y/o babysitter erotic fiction blog/zine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37081752)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: Sexy Dingle Berry Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234574)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: tantric concupiscible theater stage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082051)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Citrine Azn

You know what you have to do. Nature of the assignment. We'll be waiting for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082110)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: mustard arrogant corner knife

she is kind of plain looking but she is young, so there is that

that said YOURE A DAD AND SHE IS 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082207)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Exactly. Nothing special. Like the Maui chick. Most importantly, I’m really not attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083536)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Metal Exciting Business Firm

she was not hitting on you. she doesn't want to fuck you. don't be retarded. i have been familiar with your posting for years and you read waaaaaay to much into female behavior. women try to manipulate with sexuality and flaunt it. it's rookie shit to think a confused teenager is actually interested in getting fucked by your old, hairy penis and grizzled balls. she's getting nailed by some high school chad and she's not interested in the old man with chew stains on his teeth and a blown marriage.

sorry to be a dick, but you're very focused on pussy and at risk to make stupid decisions. don't let your imagination run away with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082231)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

We’ll see what unfolds. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082350)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: awkward corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083466)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: stirring mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082359)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: medicated liquid oxygen dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082764)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

Lmao @ this Asian rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082769)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: electric church building codepig

Risten,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082855)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: Citrine Azn

RISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082886)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: flushed gay wizard toilet seat

This deserves more careful consideration than it seems to be getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083173)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: ocher stage telephone

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083183)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Olive pontificating national security agency

That chick looks nuts and probably can't get the high school boys to dick her down hard enough. dirte has a high-prole MAN vibe that drives these Alaskan girls bonkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083343)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: flickering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083652)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083933)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: twisted gaming laptop reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083948)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: electric church building codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084368)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Canary hell tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085907)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Razzle hideous potus den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110096)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz address elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110330)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: white hissy fit

cr, asian guys like the one you're responding to are very aware of female "daddy issues" but in a completely different way than they apply to this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110350)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Bright Old Irish Cottage

After Dirte's little creepy pic yeah I think this is very credited jfc dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250156)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 9:47 PM
Author: Rusted lay

not skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082364)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: mustard arrogant corner knife

she is very plain looking, but for a 45 year old man she looks hot simply because she is young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082891)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: vivacious painfully honest piazza macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083951)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook

Wtf she is cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085845)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Dashing step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37082774)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: nofapping pearly whorehouse

I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to please slow-play this flame. It has real potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083150)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: Sexy Dingle Berry Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234583)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: racy vermilion senate haunted graveyard

as soon as she left your house, she texted her friend: "he is Daddy AF"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083162)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke

"yea but he's a quiche daddy. i'm thirsty and was trying to give him at least a lowkey blowie, but he was salty af and told me to swerve :( goals af when he's back in town sus :)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: arousing peach library

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083470)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 AM
Author: bateful indian lodge

lol at the image of a 38yo vegetarian lawyer in his home office garage typing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083476)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke

yeah, that's all true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083527)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083530)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 AM
Author: flickering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083655)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:45 AM
Author: twisted gaming laptop reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083952)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser Autistic Depressive Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37083973)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: tantric concupiscible theater stage incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084403)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: confused insane locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084413)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: spruce motley forum dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084423)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084429)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Sable titillating electric furnace goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085079)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085843)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: topaz cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113062)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: Sexy Dingle Berry Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234594)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: vibrant hairy legs sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234761)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Bright Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250154)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:35 AM
Author: odious abode faggot firefighter

this is the funniest thing i've read on here in a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250357)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Haunting Roast Beef Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37084496)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Still laughing at the thought of you typing this out, giggling to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154798)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: greedy affirmative action

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085115)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085238)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook

Feel her out and see if she is just flirting or actually willing to do something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085852)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

top notch advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085916)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Nah. Just going to call her when I need a sitter in a few weeks.

She’s really not hot or anything, she’s just young. After you e been banging out middle aged hags for a long time, youth becomes beauty.

I totally could have misinterpreted her constant giggling and hair twirling, but I’m pretty sure I’m not misinterpreting. I obviously cherry picked her best FB photos, as she’s really average in person.

I’ll judge our next interaction more objectively next time she sits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086225)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook

Weird to be a single guy and not pursue this. On some level you just realize that it is probably a no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086385)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

I have a fat gf too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086435)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook

Oh. This doesn't change my analysis at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086440)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Amber diverse quadroon

Does she hide her fat? She looked pretty thin in the pic you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086459)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Pungent fragrant shrine

lol no she wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085864)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

(Asian female)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086258)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook

HAPA actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37086378)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: shimmering sneaky criminal theatre

“Accidentally” send her the lick message and then apologize strongly and say you meant to send to wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37085917)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: Violent splenetic jap

How many niglets do you have???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110170)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 2:19 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Two

10/28/18 -- progress on 18 yo babysitter, no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37110321)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: exhilarant nubile station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37112895)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113008)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37113035)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 5:11 AM
Author: Violent splenetic jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37154805)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Update:

She watched my kids last night. She somehow lost her keys before leaving. We spent 30 minutes searching the house and BSing the entire time. She miraculously found her keys in the first spot we looked.

I was tired and I'm slow playing this. Today I received a friend request on FB from her. Holding off on accepting it.

She was surprisingly not trying to be flirty last night... I think she was trying to portray herself as someone older and more mature than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234452)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Crawly Jet-lagged Casino

lol yeah she definitely wants you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234476)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

I'm not sure. My imagination could be playing tricks on me.

It's a pain in the ass finding a babysitter that can drive and that seems moar valuable to me than blowing it by banging the sitter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234502)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: topaz cuck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234508)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236908)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Pearl Stead

Weirdly, this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270883)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:28 PM
Author: Citrine Azn

God damnit dirte baby don't fuck this one up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234519)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

I really, really cherry picked her best pics. In person, she's a 5 at best. Buuuuuut, she's 18, maybe 19. So, there's that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234534)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Citrine Azn

Bruh enter more evidence into the record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234539)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: topaz cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234551)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236441)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: slap-happy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236446)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

She was born in 2000. After I had served 4 years in the military, and graduated from UG, and worked for a year as CPA.

A lot more pics of her where she's less than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236508)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: mustard arrogant corner knife

JFC according to my math, you are old AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249555)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: twisted gaming laptop reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249846)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 7:01 AM
Author: Crimson stage

How about jokingly telling her not to have her boyfriend over while you're gone? Then she'll say she doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can be aghast because she's so pretty, but she must be too mature for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37237050)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Bull headed bisexual fanboi range

(guy who has seen a lot of porn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249880)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: useless trust fund home

lol here we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249042)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: buff excitant friendly grandma legal warrant

LOLing at her transparent ploy to give you the opportunity to come on to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249631)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: slap-happy orchestra pit

dirte if I ever really fuck my personal life up I am trusting you to send me skanks like this for crystal meth fuck seshes HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234506)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Deal...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234522)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: slap-happy orchestra pit

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37234579)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 1:47 AM
Author: Comical Sweet Tailpipe Alpha

what was she wearing? can you see the outline of her panties at all? does she wear skin-tight yoga pants? inquiring minds must know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236499)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Tight pants, hoodie, no bra.

Appears to have skinny legs, frumpy mid section, and a modest rack.

http://imgur.com/a/BVtITD2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236944)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 6:23 AM
Author: vivacious painfully honest piazza macaca

Rolf creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37236980)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Comical Sweet Tailpipe Alpha

wtf kind of filter is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249037)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: mustard arrogant corner knife

the creepy pedo filter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249550)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249081)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Vengeful box office factory reset button

jfc. i'm never babysitting for anyone again, knowing that the dad might be a pervert who shares my picture with his creepy as shit internet lawyer friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249110)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249446)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: mustard arrogant corner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249540)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: gaped ruby heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258860)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: mustard arrogant corner knife

no ass?

wtf is going on here and why are you taking pictures of her - "security" nanny cam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249539)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: curious menage antidepressant drug

He’s a concerned dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249554)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:50 AM
Author: flickering field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250192)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37267911)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: twisted gaming laptop reading party

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249853)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Costumed lodge weed whacker

Don’t do it. You’re better than this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249580)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: slap-happy orchestra pit

He's really not. None of us are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249667)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: vibrant hairy legs sanctuary

i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37249808)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring opaque gunner

not only am i gay, but i am also retarded and autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271339)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:51 AM
Author: flickering field

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250193)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: vivacious painfully honest piazza macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250832)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Mauve contagious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37250845)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: slap-happy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254275)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia trip parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37254305)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259436)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: mewling appetizing patrolman sandwich

My wife’s obsessed with this thread. It’s annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37257430)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Comical Sweet Tailpipe Alpha

what does she say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37258966)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: mewling appetizing patrolman sandwich

Just updates me every time there's something new in it. I get texted at work, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259163)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Costumed lodge weed whacker

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37259411)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:09 AM
Author: federal national philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268708)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:21 AM
Author: topaz cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268742)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Update:

She wants the D. No question about it.

She just left and I was gentleman and played it off jokingly. Just can't bring myself to make a move on an 18 yo. Yes, I'm faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261816)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: Saffron seedy market idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261830)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

you played what off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261858)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle organic girlfriend

Wtf? Fuck that ho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261859)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:16 AM
Author: vigorous institution laser beams

ghey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261867)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 4:41 AM
Author: Violent splenetic jap

DESCRIBE your penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37261891)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: Black multi-colored pozpig police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37262041)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: topaz cuck

Well are you gonna give it to her? Are you man enough to give it to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268703)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:10 AM
Author: federal national philosopher-king

If you don't do this and fuck her, many grown men will cry. Do you want that on your conscience?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268711)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Olive pontificating national security agency

Force your son to fuck her instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268717)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse

"She wanted the D... there was no question about it," a confused dirte explained to the sex crimes detective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268759)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Dark candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268942)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: curious menage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791844)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 8:36 AM
Author: Frozen pit generalized bond

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37268894)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

I came home and her laptop screen was open to lightroom. Nothing big. I later realized after she left that I had my camera out in my office with a few nice lenses that I had been cleaning.

I mentioned something about "easy money" since the kids basically go to bed once she gets there. She agrees, tries to use the "I mostly just edit photos on my laptop the entire time" obviously trying to use the photography angle. I'm not a very good photographer, but she's awful. She has a FB website for her "photography" that is painfully awful to look at. She's actively trying to get into the "senior portrait" market. You've got to start somewhere.

Anyway, after a few minutes of small talk I looked at her and her head was tilted, big blue eyes trying to be seductive, but they just weren't. She just looked frumpy to me. Not attractive at all. I forced a smile and said I'd call her when I get back from work in a few weeks to watch the kids.

Yesterday, I got a text around 8 pm asking if I had seen her mouse at my house. I looked around, found it behind the couch and told her she could grab it off my front porch.

This is one of those fantasies that went horribly awry. The more I look at her as a sexual being, the less attracted I am to her. She makes a fine babysitter though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270127)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: anal boyish twinkling uncleanness genital piercing

jfc man it went awry cuz you're psyching yourself out

you deserve more than just some fat alcoholic gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270220)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: slimy giraffe

Poor girl. She Costanza'd you with the mouse trick and you couldn't even invite her in for some hot chocolate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270254)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: big khaki area karate

So your position at this point is that you’re not attracted to a blonde 18 year old girl trying to draw you out (possibly just because she wants the attention/to tease you) and the more this goes on the less attraction you feel. Meanwhile you are attracted to leathery fitness milfs. This all sounds very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270365)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke

Sounds like she would have been down to take some sexy boudoir photos of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270527)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

She does boudoir photography as well. All really bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270733)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Unhinged Swashbuckling Trump Supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273101)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: sepia cumskin

So frumpy in an 18 yr old is unacceptable, but frumpy in a 40+ chick turns you on?

Yes, you're clearly fagg0t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270658)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Lascivious Slippery Indirect Expression

Clearly.

Going to check my T levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270737)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Spectacular Sickened Meetinghouse

This makes a bizarre kind of sense to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270873)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Orchid sex offender temple

cr, frumpy 40 year old is solidly real real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270949)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:19 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273061)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Sable titillating electric furnace goal in life

I am heartened by this poast, but it is much less erotic than other content ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37270881)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Crawly Jet-lagged Casino

the sad thing is that she is probably going to be really bummed out that you didn't find her attractive enough, and it will haunt her for a long time

you're not going to be able to use her anymore as a babysitter, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271247)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse university travel guidebook

No shit. Her lowering her standards and fucking some guy twice her age is one thing, but getting rejected by the guy is the sort of shit that will mentally fuck her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273079)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Canary hell tattoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJJXRBQ60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271296)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: stimulating grizzly marketing idea

she wasnt because youre an old fatass

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37271359)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke

dirte has a sexy lumberjack vibe. he's a roughneck, former fraternity president, and a late-round NHL draft pick. He's like a younger Toby Keith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273103)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: topaz cuck

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273180)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: stimulating grizzly marketing idea

jfc jim kelly tp get your wife on a leash shes being fucking gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273750)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: bossy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273754)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Bronze cracking point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37273782)



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Date: February 16th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: vibrant hairy legs sanctuary

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#37791848)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: curious menage antidepressant drug

FYI, I think lonelyhunter is looking for a new au pair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#38116477)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 8:12 PM
Author: curious menage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#41087909)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:10 AM
Author: federal national philosopher-king

this was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578680)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Hyperactive provocative people who are hurt

Would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4113311&forum_id=2#40578731)