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Partnership is flame (sort of)

I don't want to hear from non-lawyers or shitlolyers. Bei...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
"I don't want to hear from non-lawyers or shitlolyers.&...
concupiscible principal's office juggernaut
  11/21/18
not a partner but i think this is all widely acknowledged
yapping deer antler abode
  11/16/18
It's crazy how quickly you go from "if you don't make m...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
you don't get to determine who you "hear from" on ...
harsh bateful goal in life
  11/16/18
...
jet boltzmann native
  11/16/18
Lol
aquamarine misanthropic school ape
  11/16/18
You can't even guarantee a lawyer will read your post.
Bat shit crazy chartreuse legal warrant
  11/16/18
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titillating magenta gas station place of business
  11/16/18
as an aspiring shitlawyer i took particular exception to thi...
violent purple jew
  11/16/18
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  11/16/18
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Heady medicated temple azn
  11/16/18
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sexy senate
  11/16/18
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maize sandwich
  11/16/18
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gay den
  11/16/18
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primrose theatre ratface
  11/16/18
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white immigrant
  11/16/18
YAS
Motley crotch gaming laptop
  11/17/18
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Boyish Forum Voyeur
  11/17/18
this guy gets it
stirring filthy mental disorder
  11/19/18
...
Apoplectic Ladyboy
  11/19/18
Lol
arousing hissy fit
  11/30/18
The entire key to BigLaw is seeing a path for yourself to ma...
fantasy-prone whorehouse
  11/16/18
(rich boi)
harsh bateful goal in life
  11/16/18
I'd rather make $300k in midlaw or a small firm hustling tha...
fantasy-prone whorehouse
  11/16/18
How would you make 300K in midlaw as a non partner (service)...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
What's the point of 7 figs though? Early retirement? I cu...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
i'm not saying it is worth it, just that it's 100% not worth...
fantasy-prone whorehouse
  11/16/18
Well that's where I'm at, and probably where I'll be 4ever b...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
I call flame on you being a successful BIGLAWYER, you made a...
ruby church building codepig
  11/17/18
What's your compensation right now? By how much will it grow...
tan affirmative action
  11/16/18
I'm going to have to run some numbers over the weekend I gue...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Sad life really. 2004/2005 - poasting on xoxohth asking f...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Didn't you say you were going to jump ship to a midlaw firm ...
irradiated deranged fanboi
  11/16/18
That was me like 3 years ago but yeah.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Still here!
Puce High-end Business Firm
  11/16/18
Wah wah. Your choice to stick around in biglaw dude. Plent...
brilliant genital piercing
  11/16/18
cry me a river (as a solo who is gone with it as far as I wa...
exciting masturbator
  11/16/18
My vote is next month. Figure it’s at least worth a sh...
Puce High-end Business Firm
  11/16/18
you can, but somehow no one ever does
Copper Provocative Roommate
  11/16/18
dem golden handcuffs
Federal Mood New Version
  11/19/18
I just made service partner. The weeks building up to it are...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Ye sounds about right. But it seems more prudent than just q...
Puce High-end Business Firm
  11/16/18
No way you should quit before your vote.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
fwiw, i had that feeling for about 1 month. the low afterwa...
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
Yeah, it must be like what postnatal depression feels like w...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Did they tell you if you're going to make it? Are you hustli...
vermilion garrison internal respiration
  11/16/18
Edit - reply not directed to me. Hustling for votes can b...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
When you know you have the department support, which I do, t...
Puce High-end Business Firm
  11/16/18
i enjoy chink humblebrag threads
lake frisky water buffalo
  11/16/18
How is this humblebragging? Going from HYP -> CCN -> V...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
lol I GO FROM PRESTIGILUS IVORY CORREGE AND RAW SCOOL TO ...
lake frisky water buffalo
  11/16/18
120 effort. At least get the accent right.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
eat shit, chinaman
lake frisky water buffalo
  11/16/18
Lol go fuck yourself.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
...
fragrant slate trust fund
  11/16/18
180!
Idiotic avocado brunch
  11/19/18
Don't ruin the thread douchebag, get out of here
tan affirmative action
  11/16/18
are you the kind of azn whose friends are all azn and who on...
Sick Razzle Persian Stead
  11/16/18
I don't know, man. It depends on your clients. If you have...
lascivious theater
  11/16/18
Non-equity loser here, so I do whatever work rainmakers give...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Have you considered Mattress Firm both for your sleep and bi...
Brass Stag Film
  11/16/18
I shit you not I bought my mattress at Mattress Firm ljl.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Me too.
wild vigorous boistinker keepsake machete
  11/16/18
(Boomer)
opaque cracking home pervert
  11/17/18
...
sexy senate
  11/16/18
...
Heady medicated temple azn
  11/16/18
...
maize sandwich
  11/17/18
Shitlaw Steve used to say Of Counsels had the best of both w...
wild vigorous boistinker keepsake machete
  11/16/18
I think everyone in biglaw know this. Everyone knows that bi...
razzmatazz dilemma macaca
  11/16/18
This hits a little close to home
lascivious theater
  11/16/18
Hit me with some honest suggestions. I'm willing to consider...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
looks like u're basically financially independent u don't...
comical blue volcanic crater liquid oxygen
  11/16/18
The thing that scares me about being unemployed is no health...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Really? In the worst case, how much could the medical bills ...
tan affirmative action
  11/16/18
Without insurance? All those MRIs, CT scans, etc. have got t...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
If you quit right now, there has to be a suitable insurance ...
tan affirmative action
  11/16/18
Don't ask me how I know this, but if I quit today, I could k...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
that's not too bad -- ~750K in a defensive equity ETF like H...
comical blue volcanic crater liquid oxygen
  11/16/18
Yeah I've got a couple hundred K invested across a few funds...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
sounds like u have a pretty smooth path ahead -- might be wo...
comical blue volcanic crater liquid oxygen
  11/16/18
Thanks for the encouragement. I obviously can't talk about t...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
No family to support?
Talented hot orchestra pit
  11/16/18
Pending. In my calculations I am counting a wife, 3 kids and...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
You realize you can buy insurance, right?
startled racy state
  11/16/18
The premiums for an unemployed-mo with a family of 4 will ru...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Isn't it the same either way? Don't partners pay their own ...
aromatic field degenerate
  11/19/18
realistically a guy that made biglaw partner is going to be ...
comical blue volcanic crater liquid oxygen
  11/16/18
Join the military. Free healthcare for life after you’...
razzmatazz dilemma macaca
  11/16/18
Too old, I wish.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Weren't you in the military?
irradiated deranged fanboi
  11/16/18
Yeah when I was young, thought about going back in, but too ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
So don’t you qualify for free VA healthcare for life?
razzmatazz dilemma macaca
  11/16/18
Nope, didn't serve long enough. Also, there's a huge differe...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
What's your specialty? There IS a GC role open if you did Tr...
hyperactive spot knife
  11/16/18
M&A is my main practice.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Yeah that's a no go then. There is also a HF in-house rol...
hyperactive spot knife
  11/16/18
Do you have anything that would consider a 5th year finance ...
odious rough-skinned hall private investor
  11/16/18
are you familiar with ERISA/Investment Advisers Act & In...
hyperactive spot knife
  11/16/18
I’ve heard of that stuff sure
odious rough-skinned hall private investor
  11/16/18
throwaway? what about IAA and ICA work from a reg/lit persp...
bat-shit-crazy trump supporter
  11/19/18
This is more of a fund formation sort of work so not sure if...
hyperactive spot knife
  11/19/18
what about midlevel m&a associate?
cerebral turdskin
  11/19/18
Why are you too old for BigFed? Why don't you think any GC/...
startled racy state
  11/16/18
They may, but GC roles are really tough unless you know the ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
i am also a junior partner and have been doing this for a co...
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
Damn man. I haven't had to deal with politics yet, but that ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
not in any way shape or form. I have originated ~3M in bu...
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
WTF how do you have 3M in business and you're a service part...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
its (primarily) funded plaintiff cases. The client contact ...
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
Damn bro. I see no issue with wagecucks like myself gett...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
i need to cash out somehow. this will literally kill me in ...
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
The only thing that got me this far was limiting drinking al...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
don't have time for that billing 3k hours/year. need th...
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
Bro you need to quit within a year if you're doing 3K/year. ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
yeah im talking worked. i don't bill the bus dev time. but...
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
You need to move to greener pastures if your making associat...
vermilion garrison internal respiration
  11/16/18
100% agree
fantasy-prone whorehouse
  11/16/18
...
Mischievous mexican blood rage
  11/17/18
lol @ OP literally going throuhg xo 2005-2015 over a few yea...
Diverse plaza dog poop
  11/16/18
xo 2005 = S&C, CSM, STB, DPW FTW! xo 2008 = which firms...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
i literally turned down three partnership offers over the pa...
Metal Nudist Locale
  11/16/18
How do you turn down three partnership offers? Law firms wil...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
current firm offered partnership and two other firms offered...
Metal Nudist Locale
  11/16/18
Damn, and your current firm is cool with you sticking around...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
ofn, i'm going to one of the other firms as an associate
Metal Nudist Locale
  11/16/18
I don’t think there’s any way to win or be happy...
crusty address
  11/16/18
I used to dream of being an astronaut, fighter pilot or comm...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
You could dress up in army fatigues at your next kickoff mee...
crusty address
  11/16/18
...
massive silver philosopher-king lay
  11/30/18
You claimed to have left biglaw to take a small or midlaw po...
charcoal galvanic brethren area
  11/16/18
Get your facts straight: 1) Yes, I left biglaw for my unc...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Sorry your flame has been exposed
charcoal galvanic brethren area
  11/16/18
I am one of the most honest poasters on xoxo, even when it m...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Yea it just makes you “look” like one
charcoal galvanic brethren area
  11/16/18
It's all a matter of perspective. I'm sure a lot of people t...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
I’m just kidding I enjoy your posting and congrats on ...
charcoal galvanic brethren area
  11/16/18
Thanks.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
why did you leave midlaw?
irradiated deranged fanboi
  11/16/18
Having to deal with literal retards as colleagues, much more...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
They pay you a lot of money though, right?
Bat shit crazy chartreuse legal warrant
  11/16/18
Non-equity around 500K. A bit more than what a senior associ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
plus bonus or is that all in?
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
Bonus is discretionary - I haven't gotten a bonus check yet ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
So you have no originations?
jet boltzmann native
  11/16/18
I had a couple of minor shit tossed to me from friends that ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
So you literally only exist solely due to the largess of the...
jet boltzmann native
  11/16/18
I exist b/c I make the lives of the equity partners very eas...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
lol. it's cute that you think that you matter or aren't imme...
jet boltzmann native
  11/16/18
I know I am immediately irreplacable. But what you're missin...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
you are a worthless piece of human garbage. Never forget tha...
jet boltzmann native
  11/16/18
No, I provide a service to my partners in exchange for a sal...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
You don't provide shit. You ARE shit.
jet boltzmann native
  11/16/18
is this supposed to be like SPH?
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
It's Boogie Down. He's an 80 IQ Marxist. I take it he'...
bipolar cream potus goyim
  11/16/18
Thanks boss.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Your efforts and hard work don’t matter AT ALL to the ...
razzmatazz dilemma macaca
  11/16/18
...
jet boltzmann native
  11/16/18
This is why I asked only lawyers to poast. If you do shit...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Tick tock!
razzmatazz dilemma macaca
  11/16/18
flame. i make more than $500k as a non-partner
mewling costumed doctorate market
  11/16/18
You must not work at Duane Morris.
Bat shit crazy chartreuse legal warrant
  11/16/18
LJL I think partners at places like Duane Morries, Dentons o...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
this is probably spot on - i am a first year partner at a v5...
lake frisky water buffalo
  11/16/18
I'm of counsel at a biglaw firm non v10 and you make a lot m...
territorial crackhouse
  11/16/18
but you manage cat
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
It doesn't get any better. Once you get equity, you get thr...
Bright telephone
  11/16/18
Yeah, I see that now. But I know I would have regretted goin...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Don't chew your cud twice.
Bright telephone
  11/16/18
This is why you go in house dummy
trip stubborn nowag coffee pot
  11/16/18
non equity pship is definitely flame equity pship is more...
Diverse plaza dog poop
  11/16/18
I dunno, outside v5-10, equity partner comp still shitty. a...
brilliant genital piercing
  11/16/18
most decent firms will pay equity partners 1M winston is...
Diverse plaza dog poop
  11/16/18
Brother, I'm not saying I don't get your scholarship, but yo...
vermilion garrison internal respiration
  11/16/18
Service partners work hard to make the same men rich. They j...
180 indigo library
  11/16/18
I'm just here to gripe since I can't complain to family, fri...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
As a bro that reviews outside counsel fees, I feel bad for y...
Mischievous mexican blood rage
  11/17/18
Every once in a while some compliance fuck from inhouse will...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
Some can be dicks. But just know they make shit pay and are ...
Mischievous mexican blood rage
  11/17/18
As I have said before, solo practice is the way, the truth, ...
startled racy state
  11/16/18
...
exciting masturbator
  11/16/18
You need to get a trusted senior to do your invoicing work.
crawly charismatic piazza athletic conference
  11/16/18
Yeah I may try to go down that route, but there's a lot on t...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Ljl at what this profession has become. I imagine before th...
Appetizing Digit Ratio Psychic
  11/16/18
CR.
crawly charismatic piazza athletic conference
  11/16/18
How is your comp determined? Dependent on your personal bill...
180 indigo library
  11/16/18
copped dat BIG GROCERY
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
Guaranteed base + bonus (at least part of which is tied to h...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
revenue generated is not billables collected? I guess my ...
180 indigo library
  11/16/18
By revenue generated I mean origination credits. My firm ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Sounds chill
Talented hot orchestra pit
  11/16/18
OP sounds like a bitchmade faggot
fragrant slate trust fund
  11/16/18
Gobble gobble.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
i actually enjoy his content, but can't imagine being around...
lake frisky water buffalo
  11/16/18
guess ur not in biglaw
Swollen hospital
  11/16/18
...
sexy senate
  11/16/18
i am, but at a v50-60 firm in DC and if there are people lik...
lake frisky water buffalo
  11/21/18
Congrats but isnt nonequity closer to a permanent associate ...
Stimulating Aggressive Public Bath Quadroon
  11/16/18
"full liability associate"
crawly charismatic piazza athletic conference
  11/16/18
how do write-offs for associate work affect your comp? that...
Floppy Iridescent Base
  11/16/18
It doesn't affect my comp directly, but it does directly aff...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
if there's any doubt left about how awful OP is, just reread...
exhilarant rehab
  11/16/18
"people" like him should be in hard labor camps im...
maize sandwich
  11/16/18
Lol you're an overdramatic idiot. You somehow went from: ...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/16/18
Fuck off faggot, you want to be a servile loser the rest of ...
Talented hot orchestra pit
  11/17/18
Lol it's SO normal to spend 3 years paying $200K plus housin...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
Your overwrought, ridiculous reply only confirms the intuiti...
exhilarant rehab
  11/17/18
Deserving to get put up against a wall and shot for voluntar...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
This doesn't sound like biglaw. None of this stuff is accept...
frum feces
  11/17/18
Trouble cases yes. Most of the associates are solid, but the...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
ok, but it's fucking weird to have a 4th year "trouble ...
frum feces
  11/17/18
Dude every firm has associates who have given up and are jus...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
i got my ass kicked severely as a 1st year for doing stuff 1...
frum feces
  11/17/18
yes they are. they get paid too much and have too much job ...
Swollen hospital
  11/17/18
Don't get me wrong, 90% of junior associates work really har...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/18/18
blows my mind that these jackasses are getting v5. i felt lu...
frum feces
  11/19/18
I’m not at a V5 anymore. I am just saying, if there we...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/19/18
It's not that my class had 0 shitheads, but they were all go...
frum feces
  11/19/18
i am a senior associate (up for partner next year) at a firm...
topaz gunner step-uncle's house
  11/19/18
interesting, thanks for sharing your account. i've worked di...
frum feces
  11/19/18
I think it varies a ton firm by firm. At my current firm my ...
topaz gunner step-uncle's house
  11/19/18
This is exactly what I am talking about.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/19/18
Lol you sound like a maf butthurt faggot who cannot COMMAND ...
Dashing bonkers incel friendly grandma
  11/17/18
I know my limitations - there's literally nothing I can do t...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
lol none of these people want to do busy work for some aspie...
Stimulating Aggressive Public Bath Quadroon
  11/17/18
More like, most of them don't want to stick around longer th...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
Based on your posting, they prob just hate working for you a...
brilliant genital piercing
  11/17/18
lol brutal
charcoal galvanic brethren area
  11/17/18
How is this brutal? Associates at biglaw don't get to "...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
Take this for what you will, but we do "reverse" e...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
wow. this is word for word the conversation i have with my ...
Swollen hospital
  11/17/18
I don't know if we're talking to a bunch of non-lawyers here...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
1800000000
Talented hot orchestra pit
  11/17/18
“A real lack of standards, your generation”
walnut love of her life
  11/17/18
It’s been 6 years since I left biglaw and over 10 sinc...
brilliant genital piercing
  11/17/18
I don't think people are serfs. I always ask if they have ti...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/18/18
this fucker doesn't try to respect the time of junior folks ...
cerebral turdskin
  11/19/18
This has nothing to do with respect you fucking idiot. Don&r...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/19/18
lol faggot
hyperactive spot knife
  11/17/18
Ljl aren't you a POS recruiter? Do you have anything of valu...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
lmao I get this entire week off, made 80K 1 year out of UG w...
hyperactive spot knife
  11/19/18
lol this doesn't sound like biglaw
cerebral turdskin
  11/19/18
i can confirm every partner today knows that millennials are...
Swollen hospital
  11/17/18
180, th system is finally crumbling
Talented hot orchestra pit
  11/17/18
I think part of the problem is how easy it was to get into l...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/18/18
Also, non-law/finance paths are looking increasingly more at...
topaz gunner step-uncle's house
  11/19/18
LOL at some boomer partner who came up billing 1400 hours a ...
orchid legend
  11/20/18
someone explain like i'm 10 why you have to contribute money...
Excitant prole corner
  11/16/18
Probably to buy units (shares) of the partnership (company)?
Mischievous mexican blood rage
  11/17/18
What CC said above. When you make partner, you have to buy ...
lascivious theater
  11/17/18
Is that just deducted from your annual draw or whatever?
Excitant prole corner
  11/17/18
You can (a) write a check, (b) get 1/12 deducted from your d...
lascivious theater
  11/17/18
they set you up with a loan from a bank that you can pay bac...
Swollen hospital
  11/17/18
What's to prevent a firm from "giving" an ownershi...
Excitant prole corner
  11/26/18
then you don't understand partnerships. all partnerships re...
Swollen hospital
  11/28/18
do law partners still have personal, unlimited liability? Ho...
Excitant prole corner
  11/17/18
Partners in theory have personal unlimited liability but it'...
Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
I've never seen this happen - do people ever sign opinions o...
topaz gunner step-uncle's house
  11/19/18
Happens a lot in midlaw.
Glittery magical set clown
  11/19/18
OP just FYI you should shop around because with $2-3mm of bu...
cobalt antidepressant drug
  11/17/18
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Glittery magical set clown
  11/17/18
yeah that was me. While the business is "mine," t...
Swollen hospital
  11/17/18
Conflicts suck. People ask why there's so many biglaw firms,...
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  11/17/18
comes with the territory. want to make all this money from ...
Swollen hospital
  11/17/18
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  11/17/18
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  11/20/18
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  11/17/18
ive had some soft offers from midlaw. i do mostly funded li...
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  11/17/18
That sucks.
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  11/21/18
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  11/22/18
Happy for you man. You earned it.
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  11/26/18
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cr make your $$$ and get out
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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I don't want to hear from non-lawyers or shitlolyers.

Being a partner sucks ass. The concept sounded sweet before it happened: high pay, "respect," control over your work flow, etc.

But once that is achieved, there's literally nothing to look forward to anymore. A position on some BS committee? Managing partner? Lol, well I guess you don't have to bill as much.

-The abrupt change in responsibility and liability is brutal.

-Trying to motivate your associates to do work and be available is brutal (new associates don't have the ITE mentality anymore).

-Getting other teams to help out on your matters is brutal.

-Manually reviewing and negotiating invoices is brutal.

-I didn't realize how much people fought over engagement letters.

As an associate, you can just do good work and not give a crap whether your side wins, or whether a deal closes or not. You can just shut yourself off emotionally and be a good lawyer. But partner, you have to take everything personally. Biglaw associates, enjoy it as long as you can.

Almost makes me wish I had just done a "Of Counsel for life" arrangement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244196)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: concupiscible principal's office juggernaut

"I don't want to hear from non-lawyers or shitlolyers."

well 95% of the board is dismissed.

also, making "partner" is a pay cut in 90% of BIGLAW firms until you bring in business. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37281391)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: yapping deer antler abode

not a partner but i think this is all widely acknowledged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244201)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

It's crazy how quickly you go from "if you don't make me partner I'm going to quit" to "holy shit what have I gotten myself into."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244208)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: harsh bateful goal in life

you don't get to determine who you "hear from" on this forum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244212)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: jet boltzmann native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244956)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: aquamarine misanthropic school ape

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245054)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy chartreuse legal warrant

You can't even guarantee a lawyer will read your post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245103)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: titillating magenta gas station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245544)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: violent purple jew

as an aspiring shitlawyer i took particular exception to this



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245675)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Sapphire bbw pit



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Date: November 16th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: Heady medicated temple azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37247065)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 3:54 PM
Author: sexy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37247073)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: maize sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37248604)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: gay den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249231)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: primrose theatre ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249422)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: white immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249794)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Motley crotch gaming laptop

YAS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251979)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: Boyish Forum Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252955)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: stirring filthy mental disorder

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261615)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37263677)



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Date: November 30th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: arousing hissy fit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37329597)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: fantasy-prone whorehouse

The entire key to BigLaw is seeing a path for yourself to make 7 figs.

If you can't see that, being a senior associate, let alone a junior partner, isn't worth it.

Perhaps it's not worth it even at $2M per year, but it sure as shit isn't worth it as a partner making $550k for years on end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244227)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: harsh bateful goal in life

(rich boi)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244236)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: fantasy-prone whorehouse

I'd rather make $300k in midlaw or a small firm hustling than $550k in perpetuity as some BigLaw Service Partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244269)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

How would you make 300K in midlaw as a non partner (service)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244310)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

What's the point of 7 figs though? Early retirement?

I currently own 2 homes and a vacation property. I don't spend any money at all. I think I'm OK financially.

I'm still in my 30s, so I don't know what else I'd do at my age if I quit biglaw. Too old for FBI or something physically active. Maybe PhD and be a professor somewhere? But probably too old for that too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244258)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: fantasy-prone whorehouse

i'm not saying it is worth it, just that it's 100% not worth it at mid-6 figs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244275)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Well that's where I'm at, and probably where I'll be 4ever b/c I could careless about marketing.

Taking tips on alternative careers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244293)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: ruby church building codepig

I call flame on you being a successful BIGLAWYER, you made a typo in this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37253019)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: tan affirmative action

What's your compensation right now? By how much will it grow? Do you think you can work for another 20 years? The answer will be an astonishing amount of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244469)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I'm going to have to run some numbers over the weekend I guess.

I'm around half a million right now plus incentives based on revenue generated / billable targets.

I don't want to do this shit (at least not at this level of intensity) for another 20 years. I'm on 200+ billables per month, plus probably 50 hours of admin shit / training / marketing BS. I have literally like zero time for BS when I'm in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244497)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Sad life really.

2004/2005 - poasting on xoxohth asking for advice on which law school to go to, where to do SA, which firm and practice to go to.

2018 - wut happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244234)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: irradiated deranged fanboi

Didn't you say you were going to jump ship to a midlaw firm owned by your uncle? Or was that someone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244241)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

That was me like 3 years ago but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244265)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Puce High-end Business Firm

Still here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244255)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: brilliant genital piercing

Wah wah. Your choice to stick around in biglaw dude. Plenty of people have good lives making the same as biglaw but in house. Should’ve jumped ship like 5 years ago if you wanted that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245836)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: exciting masturbator

cry me a river (as a solo who is gone with it as far as I want)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244238)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Puce High-end Business Firm

My vote is next month. Figure it’s at least worth a shot although your depiction of it sounds pretty grim. If it happens, I’ll be *starting out* as more of a service partner tho I have a few clients of my own too. We’ll see. I can always quit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244249)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Copper Provocative Roommate

you can, but somehow no one ever does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244272)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Federal Mood New Version

dem golden handcuffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261596)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:09 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I just made service partner. The weeks building up to it are pretty exciting, and the firm announcement is pretty cool, and you feel warm and fuzzy when everyone comes and congratulates you / people are very nice to you for literally a day.

And then reality kicks in. The first month has just been brutal AF.

Maybe my perspective will change over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244286)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Puce High-end Business Firm

Ye sounds about right. But it seems more prudent than just quitting right.now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244312)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

No way you should quit before your vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244319)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Swollen hospital

fwiw, i had that feeling for about 1 month. the low afterwards was pretty bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244928)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Yeah, it must be like what postnatal depression feels like with women who have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244941)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: vermilion garrison internal respiration

Did they tell you if you're going to make it? Are you hustling for votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245279)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Edit - reply not directed to me.

Hustling for votes can be a good strategy if you work with the people on the committee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245491)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Puce High-end Business Firm

When you know you have the department support, which I do, that’s a big help but you still try to talk to people, slyly, about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37248602)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: lake frisky water buffalo

i enjoy chink humblebrag threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244251)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

How is this humblebragging? Going from HYP -> CCN -> V5 -> non-equity partner is nothing to be proud of or bragworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244276)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: lake frisky water buffalo

lol

I GO FROM PRESTIGILUS IVORY CORREGE AND RAW SCOOL TO PRESTIGILUS RAW FIRM AND PARTNER. I LISH I SRAY OF COUNSERRRRR, IS SO HARLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244291)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

120 effort. At least get the accent right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244304)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: lake frisky water buffalo

eat shit, chinaman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244348)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Lol go fuck yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244357)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: fragrant slate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245628)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Idiotic avocado brunch

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261612)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: tan affirmative action

Don't ruin the thread douchebag, get out of here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244496)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Sick Razzle Persian Stead

are you the kind of azn whose friends are all azn and who only dates azn women and who hangs out in K town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245988)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: lascivious theater

I don't know, man. It depends on your clients. If you have chill clients who pay their bills on time and keep a steady supply of work coming in, it's not that bad. Yeah, big law is a soul sucking profession. But we knew this going into it. And that's why we have such a high rate of substance abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244328)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Non-equity loser here, so I do whatever work rainmakers give me.

They're always out the door at 6pm and since it's my ass on the line if anything goes wrong, I'm nervously checking and rechecking everything done by every level of associate and going to sleep at like 2am everyday.

And since I now have to deal with a lot of admin BS, which means I'm usually in the office early every morning.

Maybe it's the lack of sleep that's getting me depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244354)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Brass Stag Film

Have you considered Mattress Firm both for your sleep and biz dev needs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244401)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I shit you not I bought my mattress at Mattress Firm ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244409)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: wild vigorous boistinker keepsake machete

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244450)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: opaque cracking home pervert

(Boomer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251276)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: sexy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245507)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Heady medicated temple azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37247084)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: maize sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252277)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: wild vigorous boistinker keepsake machete

Shitlaw Steve used to say Of Counsels had the best of both worlds but to be of counsel and make anything like partner money you have to have a really weird niche IME. Like I deal with one of counsel who does nothing but independent director compensation shit in the UK. They have weird board laws over there. Its such a tiny niche that if he ever loses it he will be cleaning toilets somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244427)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma macaca

I think everyone in biglaw know this. Everyone knows that big law partners are miserable, ruined families and divorce, deal with the devil, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244472)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: lascivious theater

This hits a little close to home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244479)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Hit me with some honest suggestions. I'm willing to consider all options at this point.

I'm late 30s, no skills other than law. What alternative careers could I explore? Too old for BigFed at this point.

It sucks b/c I passed on some really fucking good GC/AGC positions that pay a buttload (500Kish) because I was "this close" to partnership and I just wanted to get that "achievement."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244507)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: comical blue volcanic crater liquid oxygen

looks like u're basically financially independent

u don't "need" an alternative career

u can do whatever the fuck u want

eventually u'll find something u really like to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244574)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

The thing that scares me about being unemployed is no health insurance. It's fine now, but I'll go broke paying for my medical bills in my 60s. Like if I get cancer in my 50s, that's easily a couple hundred G's down the drain.

Before law school I had a lot of interests and things I wanted to do. Too much time has passed now, there's just no way I could make a career in any of those things. I guess I could pick them back up as hobbies, but I still need a jerb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244591)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: tan affirmative action

Really? In the worst case, how much could the medical bills be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244611)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Without insurance? All those MRIs, CT scans, etc. have got to be expensive. If I have to be hospitalized / surgery, that's going to be a fortune. It's like 1/3 to 1/2 of all people get cancer now, so it's a very likely scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244627)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: tan affirmative action

If you quit right now, there has to be a suitable insurance product for what you are worried about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244639)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Don't ask me how I know this, but if I quit today, I could keep my same plan but I would have to pay out of pocket something like $20K / year.

If I don't keep that plan and get something new, I think it's around $30K / year for an entire family.

I don't want to "boom away" my savings on medical premiums and have nothing left for the kids or grandkids.

I'm also paying a buttload on property taxes (although I get some rental income to offset) and will probably have to pay out of the nose for kid's education costs, etc. I think I need another $3 million to feel comfortable retiring, although to be perfectly honest I could downsize, sell everything and live in some small house in ARE COUNTRY, send my kids to the local flagship and probably be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244656)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: comical blue volcanic crater liquid oxygen

that's not too bad -- ~750K in a defensive equity ETF like HDV will spin off enough dividends alone to fund that

that'd probably be overkill for most but as a biglaw partner it wouldn't take that long to stow away that amount if that's ur biggest concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244679)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Yeah I've got a couple hundred K invested across a few funds and my rental which is bringing in close to $5,000 a month.

Maybe I'll just work for a year or two and call it quits and move to Delaware and work some chill F500 inhouse gig.

It's the non-subsidized insurance that really freaks me out tbh. If something goes wrong, there's literally no fallback outside of my savings, which is finite. Investments/property gives rent but those can plummet at any moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244714)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: comical blue volcanic crater liquid oxygen

sounds like u have a pretty smooth path ahead -- might be worth looking into the volatility of SPY dividends if u're worried about fixed income (iirc they are less volatile even during huge market downturns than one would expect)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244778)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Thanks for the encouragement. I obviously can't talk about this shit at work so xoxo is all I got to discuss my problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244808)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Talented hot orchestra pit

No family to support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244850)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Pending. In my calculations I am counting a wife, 3 kids and possibly deadbeat relatives who need to be bailed-out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244855)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: startled racy state

You realize you can buy insurance, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245275)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

The premiums for an unemployed-mo with a family of 4 will run you a million bucks over 30 years (and I plan to be alive for 50 more years).

Medical expenses increase as you get older, while my income would decrease over the same period of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245673)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: aromatic field degenerate

Isn't it the same either way? Don't partners pay their own premiums? That's just how much this costs now, and you wouldn't be insuring the kids for 30 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261553)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: comical blue volcanic crater liquid oxygen

realistically a guy that made biglaw partner is going to be able to make money in the future if he wants -- so it's not like u'll never make a dime ever again if u need to strengthen ur financial independence for medical expenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244613)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma macaca

Join the military. Free healthcare for life after you’re out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245014)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Too old, I wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245028)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: irradiated deranged fanboi

Weren't you in the military?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245062)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Yeah when I was young, thought about going back in, but too old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245071)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma macaca

So don’t you qualify for free VA healthcare for life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245128)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Nope, didn't serve long enough. Also, there's a huge difference between Active Duty healthcare (Tricare or whoever it is now) that is fucking awesome, and the garbage treatment at VA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245148)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: hyperactive spot knife

What's your specialty? There IS a GC role open if you did Trusts & Estates work that pays 700~1M in mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245176)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

M&A is my main practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245191)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: hyperactive spot knife

Yeah that's a no go then.

There is also a HF in-house role but if you're a partner probalby too low of a title for you (and it's a hf that also has a lot of PE-style deals & even going into VC - not sure if M&A would still be applicable)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245256)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: odious rough-skinned hall private investor

Do you have anything that would consider a 5th year finance associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245365)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: hyperactive spot knife

are you familiar with ERISA/Investment Advisers Act & Investment COmpany Act? then yes (& hedge fund work preferred)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245602)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: odious rough-skinned hall private investor

I’ve heard of that stuff sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37246326)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trump supporter

throwaway? what about IAA and ICA work from a reg/lit perspective?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261788)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: hyperactive spot knife

This is more of a fund formation sort of work so not sure if it 100% applies

throwaway is xoxolamarcus@gmail.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37263667)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 2:34 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin

what about midlevel m&a associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261791)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: startled racy state

Why are you too old for BigFed? Why don't you think any GC/AGC options will come around again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245269)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

They may, but GC roles are really tough unless you know the retiring GC or the management of the company. The one GC offer I got was because I was family friends with the CEO.

AGC is possible and I'll be looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245509)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: Swollen hospital

i am also a junior partner and have been doing this for a couple of years.

I experienced something similar but i had already been living that "this is my case" mentality for some time. (the matter i brought in is one of the busiest in the firm and is part of the reason they made me partner).

Also, the other associates in the group already treated me like a "partner" for some time.

Finally, when they made me partner, my pay only increased by a bullshit amount (i.e. 5k above senior associate scale). My bonus was about ~20k more but im not even cracking 500k.

So for me it wasn't so much a change in responsibility, or a change in how others see me, or even a change in pay. No - i have had to continue to bill ~2400 hours per year as well as spend ~500 hours on new business development. Oh and that new business development is now RESENTED by the other non-equity partners. They all either keep trying to claw away a piece of it or block me. Any camaraderie i had with the other non equity partners is now absolutely gone.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope that at some point it slows down and that i can use the "name" of partner to get another job in a slower group somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244721)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Damn man. I haven't had to deal with politics yet, but that would drive me nuts. So basically, it doesn't get any better...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244758)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Swollen hospital

not in any way shape or form.

I have originated ~3M in business this year and on the way to 4+ next year. Im sitting at a 340k base salary. getting fatter. wife hating me more. don't recognize children.

want to kill self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244810)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

WTF how do you have 3M in business and you're a service partner making 340 base?

I may be completely wrong, but at my first firm (V5), which doesn't have non-equity, 3M was the threshold for making partner. 1st year partners there took home like 900K before quickly rising to around 1.5M by year 5 or so...

For your reference, I brought in like 100K this year, getting paid around 500K, but bill a shitload for a lot of clients who like me (but like my rainmakers more, ljl).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244827)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Swollen hospital

its (primarily) funded plaintiff cases. The client contact is mine, but the fund contact is equity partner's. the origination technically goes to me but i cant really move with it and they know that.

I have other matters that are in the hopper and will also be funded (again where yet another partner is claiming the relationship with the fund).

if any of the cases actually "hit" i could be at 5-10M in origination.

too complicated to move. firm knows im stuck.

I have a very deep pipeline of these cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244881)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Damn bro.

I see no issue with wagecucks like myself getting shown the door or fucked by the firm, but hope you get what you deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244896)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Swollen hospital

i need to cash out somehow. this will literally kill me in the next few years. my health has not been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244948)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

The only thing that got me this far was limiting drinking alcohol, giving up sugar, working out 3x a week and listening to lots of music :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244962)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

don't have time for that billing 3k hours/year.

need the alcohol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245389)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Bro you need to quit within a year if you're doing 3K/year. That's just not survivable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245526)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

yeah im talking worked. i don't bill the bus dev time. but yes i need to stop this. i am becoming physically ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245820)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: vermilion garrison internal respiration

You need to move to greener pastures if your making associate money with they origination and those hours. "It's complicated" isn't an excuse. Don't get yourself trapped forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245334)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone whorehouse

100% agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245618)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: Mischievous mexican blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250074)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Diverse plaza dog poop

lol @ OP literally going throuhg xo 2005-2015 over a few years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244731)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

xo 2005 = S&C, CSM, STB, DPW FTW!

xo 2008 = which firms aren't Lathaming associates?

xo 2010 = which firms are hiring?

xo 2014 = we're back baby! NYC to 170!

xo 2018 = fuck biglaw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244790)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Metal Nudist Locale

i literally turned down three partnership offers over the past month because im much happier just being an employee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244739)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

How do you turn down three partnership offers? Law firms willing to bring you in as a partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244769)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Metal Nudist Locale

current firm offered partnership and two other firms offered to bring me in as a partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245050)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Damn, and your current firm is cool with you sticking around as an associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245096)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Metal Nudist Locale

ofn, i'm going to one of the other firms as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245183)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: crusty address

I don’t think there’s any way to win or be happy when you work in a business where your profitability is directly tied to the amount of time you spend working, rather than tied to the quality of your work or a product you produce. Add to that the the fact that you’re under constant pressure to ensure that work continues to come through the door to fill up your time and I think being a lawyer in private practice is one of the worst ways to spend your time on this earth imaginable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244866)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I used to dream of being an astronaut, fighter pilot or commanding an army of soldiers into battle. Shit, I'd pay money to do any of those three.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244886)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: crusty address

You could dress up in army fatigues at your next kickoff meeting and sort of feel like a battle commander when divying up the associate’s assignments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244912)



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Date: November 30th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: massive silver philosopher-king lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37329513)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: charcoal galvanic brethren area

You claimed to have left biglaw to take a small or midlaw position at a relatives firm. Then one month ago you said you would be up for partner in the next year.

So not only are you now not working at your relatives midlaw firm, you are back in biglaw at the same V5 you quit and have now been partner for long enough to make all these assessments.

FFLLLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244900)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Get your facts straight:

1) Yes, I left biglaw for my uncle's midlaw firm a few years ago. I didn't poast here for a couple of years afterwards and I moved firms after realizing how much midlaw sucks.

2) I am not at my same old V5 and I am not at a V5 at all. It's still biglaw (between 10-15 offices).

3) I never said I would be up for partner next year - I said by the end of this year. I got the word earlier this month.

4) Reread the OP. I thought partnership would be sweet, but this first month has just sucked and is nothing like I expected it to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244925)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: charcoal galvanic brethren area

Sorry your flame has been exposed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244940)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I am one of the most honest poasters on xoxo, even when it makes me look like an insufferable dbag, get out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244947)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: charcoal galvanic brethren area

Yea it just makes you “look” like one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244966)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

It's all a matter of perspective. I'm sure a lot of people think I'm a dbag, but I'm positive at least my mom thinks I'm just an asshole, not a douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244991)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: charcoal galvanic brethren area

I’m just kidding I enjoy your posting and congrats on the breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245000)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245018)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: irradiated deranged fanboi

why did you leave midlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245024)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Having to deal with literal retards as colleagues, much more bureaucratic BS (like having to fill out forms and get permission to get a license for Adobe pro ljl) and really shit work. Having to do the shit work that no biglaw firm wants to do for F100 isn't enjoyable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245041)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy chartreuse legal warrant

They pay you a lot of money though, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244904)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Non-equity around 500K. A bit more than what a senior associate or "of counsel" is making, but with a shitload more admin work and stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244933)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Swollen hospital

plus bonus or is that all in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244960)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Bonus is discretionary - I haven't gotten a bonus check yet so who knows, but I've heard from other non-equities to not get my hopes up.

There is a built in component for revenue generated but I do no marketing so that's going to be essentially $0.

So probably 500k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244977)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: jet boltzmann native

So you have no originations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37244989)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I had a couple of minor shit tossed to me from friends that ended up being like 100K worth of work.

I also helped some equity partners land some deals through beauty contests, and they were nice enough to put my name down on the origination form, but who knows how that will get calculated.

I mean I could go begging to my friends who work at banks or PE who can toss me some BS $15K 34 compliance filing or other nonsense on a whim but not interested in that - too much trouble begging people to work on it and I'm too busy to do the work myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245011)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: jet boltzmann native

So you literally only exist solely due to the largess of the partners with actual business and you have the fucking balls to bitch? Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245026)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I exist b/c I make the lives of the equity partners very easy. They get to rake in millions while doing little work, while I do all of the work for them.

The rainmaker will literally show up just to the kickoff meeting, and disappear for the entire transaction and won't even show up to the closing dinner. They'll literally spend all day golfing with the CEO (who he played soccer with in college or some BS like that) or going to sports games, while the working group is grinding away all day all week all month. It's lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245065)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: jet boltzmann native

lol. it's cute that you think that you matter or aren't immediately replaceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245101)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I know I am immediately irreplacable. But what you're missing is that I would be replaced by someone like me, who would also be paid the same.

I don't see why you're having a hard time comprehending. It's basically like an owner of a McDonalds handing over day-to-day operations to a manager that they pay to do all the work for them. That's my function. And that function by definition sucks.

Don't think for a second the firm wouldn't cut my salary in half if they think they could get away with it. They can't, because they need to dangle the carrot of non-equity and 500K in front of the noses of associates so they grind away and do all the work at a quality-level necessary to retain existing clients and bring in new work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245124)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: jet boltzmann native

you are a worthless piece of human garbage. Never forget that.

You are in no way a "partner" with the people at your firm that generate business. They are your betters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245155)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

No, I provide a service to my partners in exchange for a salary, which is valued at my current compensation. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245163)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: jet boltzmann native

You don't provide shit. You ARE shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245402)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

is this supposed to be like SPH?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245490)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: bipolar cream potus goyim

It's Boogie Down.

He's an 80 IQ Marxist.

I take it he's going with this harsh flame ITT to marshal support for his Marxist cause. Capitalism is so so terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249801)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Thanks boss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245521)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma macaca

Your efforts and hard work don’t matter AT ALL to the firm. Only generating business matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245121)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: jet boltzmann native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245143)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

This is why I asked only lawyers to poast.

If you do shit work, you'll lose the client. That's how my firm poaches clients from other firms - they fuck something up and shop around / do beauty contests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245172)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz dilemma macaca

Tick tock!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245107)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: mewling costumed doctorate market

flame. i make more than $500k as a non-partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245068)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy chartreuse legal warrant

You must not work at Duane Morris.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245100)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

LJL I think partners at places like Duane Morries, Dentons or DLA make like $300K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245182)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: lake frisky water buffalo

this is probably spot on - i am a first year partner at a v55-65 firm and make 320k base. duane morris newbie partners have to be in the 200s. dentons and DLA probably are right around where i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245484)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: territorial crackhouse

I'm of counsel at a biglaw firm non v10 and you make a lot more than me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245258)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

but you manage cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245499)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Bright telephone

It doesn't get any better. Once you get equity, you get thrust into dick measuring contests between rainmakers. That's terrible.

When firm is doing great, it's $$$$, but when firm is sucking, you just get your draw but have to pay taxes like you're making bank.

Passing on inhouse was a big mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245017)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Yeah, I see that now. But I know I would have regretted going inhouse a year before I made partner...there would have been lots of "what ifs".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245092)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Bright telephone

Don't chew your cud twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245129)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: trip stubborn nowag coffee pot

This is why you go in house dummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245040)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Diverse plaza dog poop

non equity pship is definitely flame

equity pship is more of the same shit, but at double the pay, so at least there's that

enjoy the rest of your life doing that and having some more money though (which you probably wont bother retiring early on)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245244)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: brilliant genital piercing

I dunno, outside v5-10, equity partner comp still shitty. at places like Winston and strawn often still make only like $500-600k. Not worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37246368)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Diverse plaza dog poop

most decent firms will pay equity partners 1M

winston is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37246751)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: vermilion garrison internal respiration

Brother, I'm not saying I don't get your scholarship, but you're wrong for two very big reasons.

First, I would gladly trade getting thankless "pls handle" emails at 8 pm that require hours of research and doc review for reviewing invoices and engagement letters (!) at my leisure. Sure, you could get one wrong moved, but you would land somewhere easier than a fired associate or could chill on your stacked cash.

Second, sure, big law associates make nice money. I graduated college ITE, and I'm glad to get paid. But it's nothing like partners. That money is freedom for you. If you have mid seven figures banked, don't like law, and can't figure out something better to do, that's your problem, not something wrong with big law. Move to Santa Barbara and surf or move to Steamboat and work for ski patrol or do any of the many, many things your money allows you to do. Just don't come here looking for sympathy from associates working hard to make another man rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245247)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: 180 indigo library

Service partners work hard to make the same men rich. They just can’t call HR when they get screamed at by a client or another partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245475)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I'm just here to gripe since I can't complain to family, friends or the firm - fair play, probably sounds stupid to associates still grinding.

I will say this about engagement letters and invoices - this is not some leisurely exercise. Clients can be very demanding about engagement letters and will chase you, as will the managing partner.

Invoices are even worse. GCs will frequently demand long conference calls where you have to go line-by-line explaining items they disagree with, and then oftentimes they will request you create tables or excel files linking billed time to actual emails or work product. So you have to go through an invoice for every time entry from like 5 different lawyers over the course of 5 days that was spent doing some nonsense requested by the client like evaluating the strength of an indemnity provision for NY law vs. DE law, manually grouping all of those time charges together in a pro forma invoice and then justifying the time spent in that manner. And of course the GC is just looking for an excuse to get a 5-10% discount, and if you suggest giving that discount to the relationship partner he'll flip a shit asking why you can't manage the client and give you a long lecture about how discounts will be factored into his compensation and how you're fucking him.

You think putting in your time sucks? Try negotiating an invoice with angry GC. LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245588)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Mischievous mexican blood rage

As a bro that reviews outside counsel fees, I feel bad for you all. We have an entire dept set up to review and critique the bills. By the time the bill gets to me, it will have been discussed and revised a handful of times. Best suggestion is to build a personal relationship with the inhouse atty reviewing it. There is one firm I fucking hate that I won't do shit for, but the ither dudes are cool and I'll physically go to the billing dept and ask about the status and approve bills that may not conform to our billing std.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250096)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Every once in a while some compliance fuck from inhouse will apply for a job. We just laugh.

Hilarious how they think they could spend years making our lives shit and then come begging for a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251912)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Mischievous mexican blood rage

Some can be dicks. But just know they make shit pay and are just following someone else's direction. Our dudes are being driven by a slave driver to review everything in detail to cut down fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37253261)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: startled racy state

As I have said before, solo practice is the way, the truth, and the life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245314)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: exciting masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245371)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: crawly charismatic piazza athletic conference

You need to get a trusted senior to do your invoicing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245424)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Yeah I may try to go down that route, but there's a lot on the line. GCs will start off trying to get like a fucking 20% discount on fees, the equity partner demands 0% discount. So you have to somehow get the GC to settle on maybe a 5% discount, if any.

At the end of the day the GC doesn't give a fuck about the discount - he's just fucking with you to see how much he can get away with but you still have to dance to his fucking tune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245630)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Digit Ratio Psychic

Ljl at what this profession has become. I imagine before the internet, you would call the client periodically to tell him how the case was going, send him the bill, he pays it, the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245718)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: crawly charismatic piazza athletic conference

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37246336)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: 180 indigo library

How is your comp determined? Dependent on your personal billable or collections at all?

I much prefer being a service partner to a senior associate. I make a lot more money, I work from home whenever I want. Come in and leave whenever I want, and It’s a lot harder to get fired or laid off.

The additional admin stuff is a pain and it reduces your billable, but the independence is nice.

I would say my firm straddles the upper end of midlaw with 150 lawyers and 3 offices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245470)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

copped dat BIG GROCERY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245519)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Guaranteed base + bonus (at least part of which is tied to hours and other vague criteria like "performance", although there is a minimum guaranteed bonus) + revenue generated (which is also a black box since more than one partner can "claim" credit for generation).

The goal is to basically put a non-equity partner at around 500K all-in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245641)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: 180 indigo library

revenue generated is not billables collected?

I guess my question is what is the difference in your comp if you bill 1900 hours versus 2400 hours?

How much do you work now for you $500K all in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37246025)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

By revenue generated I mean origination credits.

My firm doesn't have an hourly requirement for base, but the hours are calculated in the bonus component.

To make 500K all in, I would have to have minimal origination credit and bill 2100 hours or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249755)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Talented hot orchestra pit

Sounds chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37246385)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: fragrant slate trust fund

OP sounds like a bitchmade faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245631)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Gobble gobble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245656)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: lake frisky water buffalo

i actually enjoy his content, but can't imagine being around someone like this for more than five minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245888)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

guess ur not in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37247046)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: sexy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37247077)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:47 PM
Author: lake frisky water buffalo

i am, but at a v50-60 firm in DC and if there are people like that in my office, i don't know them. his outlook is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37281370)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Aggressive Public Bath Quadroon

Congrats but isnt nonequity closer to a permanent associate than “partner”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37245706)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: crawly charismatic piazza athletic conference

"full liability associate"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37248503)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Floppy Iridescent Base

how do write-offs for associate work affect your comp? that would stress me out to no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37246047)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

It doesn't affect my comp directly, but it does directly affect the comp of my bosses, the rainmakers who staff me on their deals.

It would affect me indirectly b/c if I get the reputation as the service partner that overstaffs attorneys and works ineffeciently, they'll find someone else to execute their deals for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249768)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: exhilarant rehab

if there's any doubt left about how awful OP is, just rereading his first post confirms everything.

who the fuck complains that associates don't walk around with terror believing their jobs could be gone in an instant? fucking cruel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37248521)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: maize sandwich

"people" like him should be in hard labor camps imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37248610)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Lol you're an overdramatic idiot. You somehow went from:

"Trying to motivate your associates to do work and be available is brutal (new associates don't have the ITE mentality anymore)" to "walking around in terror."

You obviously don't work in biglaw. Here's how it plays out IRL:

-You call a 2nd year associate staffed on your deal to reflect comments received from client at 9pm, who is asking for a revised draft by the morning. 2nd year associate does not pick up the phone. You send an email, there is no response after 2 hours. You end up doing it yourself.

-You ask a 4th year associate if they are available to help out on something on the weekend. Sorry, they have plans.

-A 3rd year associate hands you a POS draft at 5:30pm on Friday. You open up the file and it is completely wrong and filled with retarded typos, like wrong parties. You call 3rd year at 6:15pm to ask him to redo. He's out the door and has an important dinner appointment and won't be able to work on it until Saturday afternoon.

Basic shit like ownership and responsibility for your work is all I expect. But you, retard, seem to think "here's my shit it's off my hands you fix it Mr. Partner" is an acceptable attitude to have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249795)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Talented hot orchestra pit

Fuck off faggot, you want to be a servile loser the rest of your life, go ahead. Normal people spend their three years in biglaw doing the bear minimum to not get fired, stack cash and GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249873)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Lol it's SO normal to spend 3 years paying $200K plus housing plus opportunity cost to attend law school for 3 prime years of your life, only to abort your chosen career after 3 years at A FUCKING LOSS. You fucking idiot, there are no "normal" people in any level of biglaw. "Stacking cash" after 3 years in biglaw ljl at this moron. The only thing you're stacking in 3 years living in NYC are dead roaches and rats, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250702)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: exhilarant rehab

Your overwrought, ridiculous reply only confirms the intuition that everyone has reading your posts:

you're a fuckwad, mentally warped by biglaw, and deserve to be put up against a wall and shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249881)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Deserving to get put up against a wall and shot for voluntarily choosing a career that...others also volunteer to do. LJL at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250710)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: frum feces

This doesn't sound like biglaw. None of this stuff is acceptable for a first year, much less a fourth. Is this actually how things work at your firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250058)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Trouble cases yes. Most of the associates are solid, but there's always a few that just refuse to put in more than the bare minimum. Yelling / threatening doesn't work, so you just end up doing the work yourself. Biglaw has changed a lot in the last 10 years. As early as 2012, we had 1st years at my V5 leaving work "early" at 6pm to go drinking with summer associates while active deals were churning with immiment work product being due. Of course none of these 1st years are lawyers anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250713)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: frum feces

ok, but it's fucking weird to have a 4th year "trouble case" and in any case it sounds like your problem is with a small number of bad associates, not assocs generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251970)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Dude every firm has associates who have given up and are just cruising until they get told to leave. You don't notice it as much as an associate, because staffing is usually just one or two associates a senior associate and a partner or two, and you're not really checking to see if people above you are doing their jobs.

You really notice it as a partner when shit is not getting done, or being really half-assed, and you have to fix it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252012)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: frum feces

i got my ass kicked severely as a 1st year for doing stuff 1/10 as bad as this. idk maybe my firm was unusual. are these ppl content to miss hours and get denied bonuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252999)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

yes they are. they get paid too much and have too much job security / mobility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37253026)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Don't get me wrong, 90% of junior associates work really hard. The problem with V5 is that bonuses are not hours dependent and you'll get the same exact comp billing 1200 hours as some guy doing 2500 hours.

At some point a junior associate just decides that he's going inhouse or lateraling or quitting law altogether, and at least at a V5 firm, we don't fire you until the end of the year (and we'll still give 1-3 month severance). So you have these lame duck associates who decide to chill for several months or up to a year, getting paid before moving on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37255305)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: frum feces

blows my mind that these jackasses are getting v5. i felt lucky af to get v10 ITE

that said, i thought you weren't at v5 any longer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261599)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 5:37 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I’m not at a V5 anymore. I am just saying, if there were shitheads at a V5, imagine how many more shitheads there are at a V50, especially from HYS rejects who think they’re too good for the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261985)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: frum feces

It's not that my class had 0 shitheads, but they were all gone by year 2. Different world. Didn't stop partners from being domineering, giving 8 pm Friday phone calls, etc., which makes me think there's a sort of conservation of misery effect. I mean, maybe being a shithead is rational.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37264023)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: topaz gunner step-uncle's house

i am a senior associate (up for partner next year) at a firm where the culture encourages associates to say no to work requests, so i have to be nice to every single person, even if their work is garbage.

if someone's work is bad in a fixable way and they seem like they are interested in improving, i'll tell them nicely, but if someone just fucks off without notice or just generally does a terrible job on everything, i have zero incentive to do much about it. I could yell at them but that will just make me seem like an asshole. I could give them a really nasty review but that has a risk of blowback (maybe her mentor is some important partner). If someone sucks I just try to avoid working with them and give candid feedback if asked explicitly, and I think it's pretty clear other associates and junior partners do the same thing, so the end result is that crappy associates stick around for years until their hours are really bad for a long period or they just quit.

it is terrible and passive-aggressive but when i was a junior associate i worked for a V5 firm with assholes who loved yelling at associates for fuckups, and that was really horrible as a junior associates, and even good associates really hated it and would quit routinely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261512)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: frum feces

interesting, thanks for sharing your account. i've worked directly with partners for most of my career (relatively low-leverage practice area, obviously) and, while i haven't had my ass kicked since i was a jr, when you fuck something up they give you this look and you just know they're going to talk shit on you next practice group meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261604)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: topaz gunner step-uncle's house

I think it varies a ton firm by firm. At my current firm my practice area is huge, and almost everything is done by phone. So there's no opportunity to give junior associates the sad look that indicates how shitty their work was. I sometimes try to replicate that on the phone, but it probably just makes me sound drunk or retarded or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261618)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 5:38 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

This is exactly what I am talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261987)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: Dashing bonkers incel friendly grandma

Lol you sound like a maf butthurt faggot who cannot COMMAND RESPECT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250101)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I know my limitations - there's literally nothing I can do to force unwilling people to do work. I guess I could attempt some lame ass "inspiring speech" to motivate/inspire associates, but I'm an aspie lawyer so ljl not happening. The best path forward for all involved is for me to ask, if they say no, do the work myself or beg some other gunner to help me out (which rarely works b/c the gunners are jammed doing others' work as well).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250741)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Stimulating Aggressive Public Bath Quadroon

lol none of these people want to do busy work for some aspie gunner counsel when they know you have no power to do anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250126)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

More like, most of them don't want to stick around longer than 3-5 years and are cruising. It's not like I email them alone - the whole team is copied in my emails to them so they know they're fucking themselves at the firm, but they don't care.

I just wish they'd quit and save me the time of waiting to see if they're going to do the work. I'll ask first by email, call once after an hour to see if they're OK with the timing, and if I get no response after 2 hours then I just do it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250718)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: brilliant genital piercing

Based on your posting, they prob just hate working for you and you don’t have enough seniority and influence alone to force them to work.

I am one of the many who never had any intention of staying in biglaw and went about 5 years before I went into a unicorn in house job, but I never blew off work from any senior associate or partner who actually commanded respect and/or was good to work for. I worked for some total dicks too, but did that because they were important partners or senior associates/junior partners who work closely with important partners such that you didn’t want to get on their bad side.

I did blow off work from more senior people whom I knew had no power to get me fired and were just total dicks. Guessing you’re lumped into those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251937)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: charcoal galvanic brethren area

lol brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251995)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

How is this brutal? Associates at biglaw don't get to "choose" client deadlines and who they work for.

You assume it's totally fine for associates to have a "switch" where they go from drafting mastermind to a babbling retard who can't even press F7 before sending a document for review. A minimum level of professionalism, courtesy and competence is all I expect.

Unless of course you think it's meant as a literal "fuck you" to me, in which case, said associate should just save everyone the trouble and lateral as soon as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252114)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Take this for what you will, but we do "reverse" evaluations and mine have always been stellar. I actually take the time out to help people with questions or if they're doing something incorrectly I'll discreetly fix shit for them and let them know how to do it right next time (like why would you leave the notice details blank when the client sent us the fucking termsheet with all that info, oh I know why b/c it's tedious and mindnumbing work I get it). I'm also one of the most requested "mentors."

Even if we assume you are correct in that I'm a terrible human being (which I don't entirely deny), my team is one of the most profitable at the firm and the rainmaker that I work for is next in line for managing partner and has gotten many people fired, so your logic doesn't apply. I don't get how an associate can just blow off work when I ask them to do something and the rainmaker's name is on the cc line, thinking it's cool to not bother sending an acknowledgment or ETA and revert back a day later with a typo-riddled piece of shit that I have to redo.

Some associates literally just don't GAF and don't want to bill 2200+ hours a year. This isn't just something that I personally gripe about either, several other partners have been bitching about associates not being what they used to be. Back in 2008-2012 ITE, you'd have maybe 1 guy like that at a firm. Now it seems there's 1-3 slackers in every class year. Admittedly in a class size of 30-50 that's not too bad, but you can't avoid them either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252047)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

wow. this is word for word the conversation i have with my partners on a weekly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252136)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I don't know if we're talking to a bunch of non-lawyers here who don't know what it takes to work in biglaw for incredibly demanding clients (most of whom came from biglaw so can spot crap work a mile away) or people who bailed pre-2012, but from what I hear from my colleagues at other firms as well, associate standards have really taken a tumble in the past few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252152)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Talented hot orchestra pit

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252275)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: walnut love of her life

“A real lack of standards, your generation”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252391)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: brilliant genital piercing

It’s been 6 years since I left biglaw and over 10 since graduating law school so I have no idea if the quality of the associates has actually deteriorated as a whole, but I don’t have any sympathy for senior people who think junior and mid level associates are just serfs who should be grateful to have jobs and be willing to bill a ton and constantly available. I know that’s what’s expected and what everyone who survives does and therefore the hazing process continues.

It was always obvious as an associate those above you who tried to be somewhat respectful of your time and life versus those who had no regard for it and I suspect your attitude is the latter. Not sure if biglaw culture can ever change, but if there are more associates who actively defy these expectations, I’m all for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252945)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 12:50 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I don't think people are serfs. I always ask if they have time to help out before asking them to do shit. More often than not if they have a good excuse (wedding, anniversary, etc.) I'll just say "don't worry about it I'll take care of it. It's when they don't even respond to that, or their excuse is "it's my weekly bowling night" or "I made plans to go drinking with my boys" which crosses the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37255317)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: cerebral turdskin

this fucker doesn't try to respect the time of junior folks because he doesn't respect his own time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261766)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 5:42 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

This has nothing to do with respect you fucking idiot. Don’t use that as an excuse for being lazy. When we interviewed you and told you the hours are tough and unpredictable you said “oh hai I am ready to work hard and thats fine with me lulz.” You have a problem you should have said it during the interview or during SA when we literally showed you how hard people work. But now you make up some BS excuse about respecting time when you had every single warning. You were just not prepared for the hours and want something to blame other than your fucking lack of ability to survive in biglaw. No shame about that but dont go crying BS about it.

You make it sound like I”m calling people on weekends for busy work without deadlines. You clearly don’t know how biglaw functions. Clients will dump shit on you at all hours and expect quick turnaround every single day. If you think that’s BS and we’re all a bunch of cucks for letting clients walk all over us, well then fuck you and don’t come to biglaw! Nobody forced you to beg for a job here or forced you to accept this as your career. But if you do make the choice to come, at least be a fucking man about it and do the job instead of posting some BS about people not respecting your time. You just don’t want to do the job plain and simple, own up to it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261988)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: hyperactive spot knife

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250152)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Ljl aren't you a POS recruiter? Do you have anything of value to contribute to this forum other than "wah wah wah want to apply for a job wah wah fart?" GTFO this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37250721)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: hyperactive spot knife

lmao I get this entire week off, made 80K 1 year out of UG w/ no debt, work 35 hrs a week & have a 61K bonus waiting in 1Q 2019 so no complaints here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37263674)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: cerebral turdskin

lol this doesn't sound like biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37265734)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

i can confirm every partner today knows that millennials are shit. none of them have work-ethic.

Basically, today's legal economy was grown on the backs of ITE-associates who were terrified of losing their jobs and worked ridiculous hours. Even before ITE, associates had some work ethic.

It is tough to get associates to commit to giving quality work product an they burn out a lot faster. Basically none of them care about making money anymore and GC can't trap them into being servile associates. FWIW it just makes it harder at the senior levels because we can't reliably push work down. takes a lot of hand-holding and following up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252079)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Talented hot orchestra pit

180, th system is finally crumbling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252187)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

I think part of the problem is how easy it was to get into law school 2012-2016. Like less than 1/2 of the number of applicants for classes of 2004-2010. So they are already starting in a situation where it didn't take much effort at all to get into a T14 and at the T14 it was relatively much easier to do well. So when they get to biglaw and everyone above them are "generally" smarter and harder working, it comes across as a culture shock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37255330)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: topaz gunner step-uncle's house

Also, non-law/finance paths are looking increasingly more attractive. So you have shittier people going to law school in the first place, then of the ones who start biglaw, the best ones increasingly find better options elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261551)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: orchid legend

LOL at some boomer partner who came up billing 1400 hours a year on a five year (equity-only) partnership track complaining that millennials have no work ethic. Yes, the recently promoted nonequity partners (who will get fired in 3 years after they don't bring in business) have it as shitty as everyone, but partners at a whole, lol just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37268542)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Excitant prole corner

someone explain like i'm 10 why you have to contribute money to the partnership, and how much you have to contribute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37249038)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Mischievous mexican blood rage

Probably to buy units (shares) of the partnership (company)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251168)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: lascivious theater

What CC said above. When you make partner, you have to buy X number of shares, based on the level at which they bring you in. As you progress up the partnership ranks, you get more equity which necessitates buying more shares, but also correlates with more comp.

When I made partner, my buy-in was ~50k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251410)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Excitant prole corner

Is that just deducted from your annual draw or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251448)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: lascivious theater

You can (a) write a check, (b) get 1/12 deducted from your draw each month, or (c) get a loan (firms typically have relationships with banks that offer low-interest loans over ~5 years). I wrote a check for my initial buy-in.

When you go up a level, the default is to do option (b) for the additional contribution. But you can always write a check if you prefer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251471)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

they set you up with a loan from a bank that you can pay back over time at low interest.

lot of firms min buy-in is like 500k. usually by the time a partner gets to the higher ranks he/she has a couple mil tied up in "equity"

this keeps partners from leaving because, a lot of times, the payback for equity is over ~5 years. I think my firm has a 5 year payback.

Since you are elevated to an "owner" of the business, you need to buy a part of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251473)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Excitant prole corner

What's to prevent a firm from "giving" an ownership stake to a new partner? I still don't get why a partner has to pay money while an employee doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37303037)



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Date: November 28th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Swollen hospital

then you don't understand partnerships. all partnerships require an equity stake/contribution.

i think if they just "gave" you the equity contribution you would have to immediately pay income tax on it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37313502)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Excitant prole corner

do law partners still have personal, unlimited liability? How come some professions have limited liability (LLPs, P.C.s, etc.)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251551)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Partners in theory have personal unlimited liability but it's really hard to prove fraud, gross negligence, etc., shit that is not covered in the firm's liability insurance. You wouldn't be personally liable for a malpractice claim for example, unless it's fraud etc.

The most likely practical way for a partner to get hauled to court personally (outside of breaking the law) is if he's dumb enough to sign a legal opinion as himself as opposed to on behalf of the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37251932)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: topaz gunner step-uncle's house

I've never seen this happen - do people ever sign opinions on their own behalf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261543)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 5:36 AM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Happens a lot in midlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37261983)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: cobalt antidepressant drug

OP just FYI you should shop around because with $2-3mm of business you could be taking home like $750k-1.3mm or so at many places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252015)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

That's not OP but another poster in a subthread and he addressed that his business was not portable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252064)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

yeah that was me. While the business is "mine," the portability is fleeting. Once the cases get going, they are almost impossible to move (for anyone).

That's not to say i couldn't just go replicate what i am doing here at another firm.

I also have problems with conflicts - i have a conflict with pretty much every company and your standard "biglaw" firm would shit their pants at taking on my conflict footprint. my firm also knows that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252088)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Conflicts suck. People ask why there's so many biglaw firms, but they don't realize how much work we can't do b/c of conflicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252122)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

comes with the territory. want to make all this money from suing all these companies, but that means a tranny lawyer with a buddy in-house can't make his 100k/yr bullshit work.

Also oftentimes its a big named partner who says they have a good connection and "expect" to represent (e.g. walmart) in the near future and need room to "build" the firm.

Wish i could just go solo but the funded litigation model doesn't really work in that context. need a "deep bench" to justify the funding costs even though its just me anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252148)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Luckily I never worked at a place like Dentons with 3,000 attorneys lol. I bet they have to turn down like 50% of the cases referred to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252177)



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Date: November 20th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: frum feces

it's 180 however when you need a random-ass doc in a hurry. "oh yeah these guys want to finance the b-piece through a dutch sub at closing and syndicate it later, so we need a dutch corp opinion." if you hire DLA or dentons or whatever, you'll have that dutch opinion in about a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37268493)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: cobalt antidepressant drug

you should look into boutique midlaw. conflicts less of a problem. most pay based on eat what you kill. that setup would advantage you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252181)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

ive had some soft offers from midlaw. i do mostly funded litigation and selling the fund on the midlaw firm is a problem. i am not "old" enough to be the draw.

im basically stuck for the time being. they are paying me what they think they can get away with =/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37252961)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Rose At-the-ready Location Generalized Bond

That sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37253036)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Swollen hospital

had sit down with managing partner. was told my comp is going to be good due to my ridiculous book. who knows - maybe it will all be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37280984)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: frum feces

1800000000 get paid king

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37281109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: white immigrant

ur gonna be famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37281556)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Glittery magical set clown

Happy for you man. You earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37302878)



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Date: November 27th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: orchid legend

(Guy about to be canned with nice severance package bc firm stole book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37308255)



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Date: November 27th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Copper Provocative Roommate

cr make your $$$ and get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134577&forum_id=2#37308283)