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RATE this email exchange i had with amazon

email 1 amazon to me Hello, We have noticed multipl...
provocative native
  11/18/18
email 2 me to amazon Thank you for the email but I fou...
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  11/18/18
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  12/11/18
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email 3 amazon to me Hello, Thank you for writing ...
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Sounds like you admitted to abusing their policy
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  11/18/18
have you learned nothing from trump
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  11/18/18
hmm good pt. i only did it because rosie o donnell is a f...
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  12/11/18
You’re retarded if you reply to that.
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  11/18/18
it's just an intimidation tactic by amazon to reduce returns...
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but i owned them pretty good in my response right?
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  11/18/18
No. You admitted to violating their policies in the past.
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lmao at thinking any human read your letters or wrote to you
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  11/18/18
Some zozo posters did. They’re human, mostly.
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  11/18/18
rofl i got the same email yesterday. do they do some quarter...
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  11/18/18
I liked the sharp tone of my response. I hope bezos sees it!
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What are some of your most aggressive returns?
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  12/11/18
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  12/11/18
Cray
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Date: November 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: provocative native

email 1

amazon to me

Hello,

We have noticed multiple returns from your account in the past 12 months. You have also requested refunds or replacements for some items that you returned.

To help us understand the problems you might be having with your orders, please reply to this email with the order numbers and reasons for each return. We welcome any feedback about these orders that might help us improve our services.

Please learn more about our return policies in the Returns, Refunds and Title section of the Conditions of Use, available at the bottom of all Amazon.com pages.

Sincerely,

Account Specialist

Amazon.com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37255937)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: provocative native

email 2

me to amazon

Thank you for the email but I found it confusing. Yes I do return a lot of items but I buy a hell of a lot of items too. Additionally, the vast, vast, vast majority of the items I return I indicate Item no longer needed and I then either pay the return shipping or make sure to drop it off at my local amazon depot at no cost.

I also try my best to evaluate if I need the product before using it - very often I return the item having only opened the box and not actually taken it out of the wrapping or what have you (which is what I did with a pair of headphones I bought and returned recently and which seemed to trigger this email). I have never to my recollection, for instance, used an item for a couple of weeks and then returned it in non-salable condition. If you have any records of my having done that or otherwise abused your return process, I'd appreciate you letting me know.

I use amazon a lot because it is a convenient service that provides me with all of the things I need quickly AND because it hasn’t given me a hard time about returns. When I was a poor student I may have tried to get away with things here and there but over the last 7-8 years I have tried my best to be 100% truthful and honest about my returns and not abuse amazon's policies. However this email is mildly threatening and makes me hesitant to shop at amazon for fear that if I want to return an item in the future I wouldn’t be allowed to.

Can you please respond and let me know what issues there are with my returns over the last, say, 3 years, in greater detail?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37255938)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Adventurous Maniacal Mediation

LJL at twerking your little rump for gc like this, fucking L M a o nigga nice banter

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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: arousing purple quadroon



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Cocky comical garrison



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Excitant french haunted graveyard box office



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Date: November 18th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Irradiated Buff Party Of The First Part Piazza

cr what a fucking loser

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Date: November 18th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Azure Multi-colored Dog Poop



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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: diverse temple



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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: dashing hospital coffee pot

CR. OP DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37390777)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: provocative native

email 3

amazon to me

Hello,

Thank you for writing to us.

We contacted you so we could better understand the activity on your account and learn how to improve your shopping experience.

If you have any order or account related concerns, please contact our Customer Service team at the link below:

www.amazon.com/contact-us

Sincerely,

Account Specialist

Amazon.com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37255939)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: provocative native



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac community account

(DBG)

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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling corner tattoo



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: ocher exhilarant kitchen goal in life

Sounds like you admitted to abusing their policy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259087)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house pervert



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:52 PM
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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: provocative native

IT WAS IN THE PAST! I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH! MY BRAIN HADNT FULLY DEVELOPED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259288)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Bespoke Station Faggot Firefighter

have you learned nothing from trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259293)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: provocative native

hmm good pt.

i only did it because rosie o donnell is a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259306)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Excitant french haunted graveyard box office

These are literal bangalore turdskins sending you copy pasted shit. Just reply with some youtube links to bhangra music and they'll leave you alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259235)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Maniacal Mediation



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:52 PM
Author: wonderful mischievous address candlestick maker



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: provocative native

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259289)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Galvanic Feces



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Date: November 18th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Cocky comical garrison



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: Doobsian old irish cottage new version



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Date: November 18th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: amber soul-stirring gas station roommate



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Date: November 18th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: ocher exhilarant kitchen goal in life



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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Maniacal Mediation



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Hairless Home Rigpig

You’re retarded if you reply to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259430)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: hairraiser dilemma



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Learning disabled lavender principal's office genital piercing

it's just an intimidation tactic by amazon to reduce returns from you and a warning that they might shut down your account if you continue to return too much stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259433)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: provocative native

but i owned them pretty good in my response right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259452)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: pungent cerise voyeur toilet seat

No. You admitted to violating their policies in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259459)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Azure Multi-colored Dog Poop



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Date: November 18th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: Pontificating forum



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Learning disabled lavender principal's office genital piercing

they don't really care about your response. the point of the email was to get you to return less stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259469)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:53 PM
Author: Cream reading party

lmao at thinking any human read your letters or wrote to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37259624)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: provocative native

Some zozo posters did. They’re human, mostly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37261071)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Azure Multi-colored Dog Poop

rofl i got the same email yesterday. do they do some quarterly audit and have sandeep send these out?

rofl @ responding to this shit. they dont actually care what i say. if they ban my account, so be it. i'll open yet another one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37261045)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: provocative native

I liked the sharp tone of my response. I hope bezos sees it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37261069)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Contagious brunch filthpig



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Date: November 18th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: pungent cerise voyeur toilet seat

What are some of your most aggressive returns?

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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: coral twisted cruise ship

I bought a fire HD 10 yesterday for $120 and it went down to $100 today. I chatted with Pradeep and they credited me $20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37390712)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Orange partner

"when I was a poor student I may have tried to get away with things here and there but over the last 7-8 years I have tried my best to be 100% truthful and honest about my returns and not abuse amazon's policies. "

why the fuck would you ever admit this??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37390717)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Silver nursing home

Lmao. My thought. It’s like confessing immediately to a cold case when a cop shows up at your house on some unrelated matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37390779)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Greedy boltzmann cumskin

Cray

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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Carnelian international law enforcement agency giraffe

ljl at any reply other than "you guys sell a lot of stuff that turns out to be crap when I receive it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4136179&forum_id=2#37390719)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: white kitty cat theatre

Delete this embarrassing op

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Date: December 11th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sanctuary volcanic crater



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Date: August 1st, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Maniacal Mediation



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