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Colleges forcing comedians to sign contracts promising to be PC

https://twitter.com/konstantinkisin/status/10722094847417958...
Henna stage
  12/11/18
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Electric smoky puppy
  12/11/18
lol wtf "By signing this contract you are agreeing ...
maize irradiated faggot firefighter garrison
  12/11/18
Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?
slimy crystalline orchestra pit hissy fit
  12/11/18
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Deep Supple Circlehead Menage
  12/11/18
No eating disorder, ableist, or disability jokes unless pres...
Hateful very tactful office striped hyena
  12/11/18
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
salmon turdskin
  12/11/18
they really do hate comedy Wonder if Drumpf jokes are all...
avocado genital piercing
  12/11/18
*ONLY Drumpf jokes are allowed and they MUST be disprespectf...
mind-boggling scourge upon the earth filthpig
  12/11/18
broad swipes at white males are also encouraged
translucent brunch pocket flask
  12/11/18
Lol at capitalizing "Comedy" as some sort of defin...
Lemon Dog Poop Sandwich
  12/11/18
you can’t see it in this excerpt but later on it says ...
Irate Church
  12/12/18
DESCRIBE the damages for breach (it was an unpaid charity sh...
Hateful very tactful office striped hyena
  12/11/18
TRO and injunction
high-end point dingle berry
  12/12/18
Look, I love edgy humor as much as anyone, but..
Insane ivory theatre blood rage
  12/11/18
wtf is classism?
Insane ivory theatre blood rage
  12/11/18
...the poors
Bull Headed Principal's Office Fanboi
  12/11/18
that’s rich coming from the libs
Insane ivory theatre blood rage
  12/11/18
holy shit libs have become the least cool people in amerikkk...
wine site alpha
  12/11/18
BEHAVIOđź…¤RAL AGREEMENT FORM Maybe not US.
Hateful very tactful office striped hyena
  12/11/18
it's not. it's in England. still tho
Swashbuckling orchid chad
  12/11/18
Refuse to sign, refuse to perform. Fuck college campuses.
Ocher razzle-dazzle resort dragon
  12/11/18
Totally, but this is sad bc the college circuit has been a b...
Electric smoky puppy
  12/11/18
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Adulterous legal warrant lodge
  12/12/18
Just take their money and come out and BOMB HARD with jokes ...
brilliant talking skinny woman
  12/11/18
or have someone backstage just loudly bleep out half your se...
Aromatic trump supporter home
  12/11/18
The weather is crazy, right?
Hateful very tactful office striped hyena
  12/12/18
...
Adulterous legal warrant lodge
  12/12/18
Just begging for a "Mel Gibson Apology" a la Famil...
Beady-eyed Field Feces
  12/11/18
England seems to have taken the lead in the insane shitlibbe...
translucent brunch pocket flask
  12/11/18
I wonder how they'd react to Mark Twain's stand-up: https://...
galvanic stage wagecucks
  12/11/18
"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring...
Lemon Dog Poop Sandwich
  12/11/18
Same. I read it thinking "I remember someone telling me...
Rusted boiling water
  12/12/18
that ejaculating little girl was your grandma
high-end point dingle berry
  12/12/18
Collected Yelps like scalps
black volcanic crater windowlicker
  12/12/18
lmao Twain was 180
Light Milk Background Story
  12/12/18
not OK
Hyperactive thriller library
  12/12/18
Bet they're only stringent about the "anti-religion&quo...
Rusted boiling water
  12/12/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY&index=2&...
black volcanic crater windowlicker
  12/12/18


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Date: December 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Henna stage

https://twitter.com/konstantinkisin/status/1072209484741795846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389075)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Electric smoky puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389474)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: maize irradiated faggot firefighter garrison

lol wtf

"By signing this contract you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.

All topics must be presented in a way that is respectful and kind. It does not mean that these topics cannot be discussed. But, it must be done in a respectful and non-abusive way"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389481)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: slimy crystalline orchestra pit hissy fit

Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389491)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Deep Supple Circlehead Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389569)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Hateful very tactful office striped hyena

No eating disorder, ableist, or disability jokes unless presented respectfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389573)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: salmon turdskin

That's gold Jerry! Gold!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389659)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: avocado genital piercing

they really do hate comedy

Wonder if Drumpf jokes are allowed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389518)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling scourge upon the earth filthpig

*ONLY Drumpf jokes are allowed and they MUST be disprespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389663)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: translucent brunch pocket flask

broad swipes at white males are also encouraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389746)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Lemon Dog Poop Sandwich

Lol at capitalizing "Comedy" as some sort of defined term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389539)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Irate Church

you can’t see it in this excerpt but later on it says “For purposes of this Agreement, ‘Comedy’ shall mean...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397125)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Hateful very tactful office striped hyena

DESCRIBE the damages for breach (it was an unpaid charity show).

Emotional distress for the audience as third-party beneficiaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389566)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: high-end point dingle berry

TRO and injunction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396962)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Insane ivory theatre blood rage

Look, I love edgy humor as much as anyone, but..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389574)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Insane ivory theatre blood rage

wtf is classism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389579)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Bull Headed Principal's Office Fanboi

...the poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389639)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Insane ivory theatre blood rage

that’s rich coming from the libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389660)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: wine site alpha

holy shit libs have become the least cool people in amerikkka by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389583)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Hateful very tactful office striped hyena

BEHAVIOđź…¤RAL AGREEMENT FORM

Maybe not US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389626)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling orchid chad

it's not. it's in England. still tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389637)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Ocher razzle-dazzle resort dragon

Refuse to sign, refuse to perform. Fuck college campuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389652)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Electric smoky puppy

Totally, but this is sad bc the college circuit has been a big break for a lot of comedians just looking to make enough to live on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Adulterous legal warrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397117)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: brilliant talking skinny woman

Just take their money and come out and BOMB HARD with jokes about airline food and stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389670)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Aromatic trump supporter home

or have someone backstage just loudly bleep out half your set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389842)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Hateful very tactful office striped hyena

The weather is crazy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396920)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Adulterous legal warrant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397119)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Field Feces

Just begging for a "Mel Gibson Apology" a la Family Guy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcFOyIe_jc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389715)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: translucent brunch pocket flask

England seems to have taken the lead in the insane shitlibbery race--Sweden and Canada fighting for silver now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389773)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: galvanic stage wagecucks

I wonder how they'd react to Mark Twain's stand-up: https://i.imgur.com/Z6TiHQL.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389833)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Lemon Dog Poop Sandwich

"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressible little girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat--and that was what I was after."

VERY concerning

Edit: Holy shit my grandma used to tell a version of that story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389941)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Rusted boiling water

Same. I read it thinking "I remember someone telling me this story as a kid"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397102)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: high-end point dingle berry

that ejaculating little girl was your grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397111)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: black volcanic crater windowlicker

Collected Yelps like scalps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397231)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Light Milk Background Story

lmao Twain was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397074)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive thriller library

not OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397207)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Rusted boiling water

Bet they're only stringent about the "anti-religion" portion in certain cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396939)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: black volcanic crater windowlicker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY&index=2&list=RDIEaIGzOmQfY

Tell me the world is becoming a better place



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397249)