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I give you two slightly dystopic societies. You pick one to live in.

only modestly dystopic, no Mad Max shit here
Amber Psychic
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twinkling library
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A: In order to get your credit score, you need to kill an an...
Amber Psychic
  01/10/19
Can we choose to only kill pit-bulls?
Pearly Factory Reset Button Hall
  01/10/19
you pick what you kill
Amber Psychic
  01/10/19
180
Pearly Factory Reset Button Hall
  01/10/19
ah, but do you eat what you kill
Heady shimmering locus
  01/11/19
if you want to
Amber Psychic
  01/11/19
#2 hands down just start pumping out counterfeit money an...
brass magical goal in life faggotry
  01/10/19
B. A would lead to a proliferation of grotesque killing vide...
Very Tactful New Version Parlor
  01/10/19
Kys clitlib
turquoise pea-brained candlestick maker
  09/22/19
A just sounds like Judaism
twinkling library
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infuriating house
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Do my fishing videos count? If so, A
Aromatic potus market
  01/11/19
B please. A is very off putting
talking jade temple
  01/11/19
B obviously.
Embarrassed To The Bone Umber Deer Antler Business Firm
  01/11/19
I’m a lifer vegetarian and I’m still going with ...
Vivacious Impressive Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness
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A
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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A. I would just buy a personal pitbull-gasser made by Samsun...
Doobsian senate halford
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Olive disgusting macaca
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A: The government gives every poor person in America voucher...
Amber Psychic
  01/10/19
B cuz I could never eat Chinese food again and be perfectly ...
Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse
  01/10/19
B
Olive disgusting macaca
  01/11/19
B. Chinese food is lame
Aromatic potus market
  01/11/19
A, Chinese for everyone!
talking jade temple
  01/11/19
A. B would make Chinese food a status symbol, whereas A wo...
infuriating house
  01/11/19
B. A just sounds like current capitalism.
Embarrassed To The Bone Umber Deer Antler Business Firm
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federal red circlehead
  01/11/19
A. probably healthier than what they already eat on foo...
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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B, because I hate Chinese food and want to be dragged to Chi...
Fragrant people who are hurt heaven
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B, hate Chinese food, would love to see striver shrews runni...
frisky bearded field
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Clear Dilemma Jewess
  01/10/19
A: The government requires all Americans to spend two years ...
Amber Psychic
  01/10/19
Fuck amazon A
Clear Dilemma Jewess
  01/10/19
A. b will be done by drones soon anwyay
Very Tactful New Version Parlor
  01/10/19
Isn't A basically Australia? Lol
floppy piazza lettuce
  01/11/19
B. Physical labor builds character
Aromatic potus market
  01/11/19
A woukd be better for society as a whole
talking jade temple
  01/11/19
A hands down.
Embarrassed To The Bone Umber Deer Antler Business Firm
  01/11/19
B. not actually a bad idea lol
Hot Dark Church Brethren
  01/11/19
Lmao at A which is basically being a Mormon in Utah B
Lemon indian lodge philosopher-king
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A sounds like a similar dynamic to how college works in prac...
Spectacular institution
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...
Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse
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A: The government measures how much garbage everyone throws ...
Amber Psychic
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A
saffron razzmatazz mental disorder base
  01/10/19
A sounds 180.
twinkling library
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B. I fucking hate flying and much prefer driving or taking ...
Aromatic potus market
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A sounds cool
talking jade temple
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B. i'm a lawyer
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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A
Clear Dilemma Jewess
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Garnet balding public bath dingle berry
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A: At every accredited law school, there is a competition fo...
Amber Psychic
  01/10/19
B. That’s a lot of names man. More than enough!
Very Tactful New Version Parlor
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*1-249 are just different spellings of Muhammad* *250 is Hi...
Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse
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* names sons “the messenger” and “the prop...
Very Tactful New Version Parlor
  01/11/19
A because it affects so few people and is only marginally mo...
Aromatic potus market
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A
talking jade temple
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B
federal red circlehead
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B is actually mildly utopian and some countries actually mai...
adventurous native
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B
curious messiness property
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A. not really dystopian, better than what most law students ...
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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Both seem mildly utopian
frisky bearded field
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Emerald trailer park genital piercing
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A: The government uses eminent domain to seize abandoned or ...
Amber Psychic
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not really seeing how A is less dystopian than what we have ...
fishy cracking plaza
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same with B
saffron razzmatazz mental disorder base
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B is basically the case now. Control f banana https://www....
twinkling library
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A sounds like an improvement over the status quo. A
Emerald trailer park genital piercing
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A. I've heard A as a proposal before from a comedian or some...
Aromatic potus market
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A, good use of land
talking jade temple
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A
federal red circlehead
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A is actually a good idea
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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lime titillating resort toaster
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A: the government has outsourced all welfare programs to a w...
Amber Psychic
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A. by a mile. Stupid religion is better than no religion a...
Aromatic potus market
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A seems chill
talking jade temple
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oh captain my captain X1000
flesh haunting hairy legs degenerate
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B
federal red circlehead
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Both ideas are 180
Clear Dilemma Jewess
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brass magical goal in life faggotry
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A: Anyone who shows exceptional athletic capability is separ...
Amber Psychic
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A is literally China, 2018. B is literally China, 1518.
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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Lmao
Rusted Supple Prole Coffee Pot
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cr
fishy cracking plaza
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...
Amber Psychic
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stimulating chad
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A: Everyone who reaches age 65 is humanely euthanized, unles...
Amber Psychic
  01/11/19
I am going to c/p B to my wife.
Drab misanthropic boistinker filthpig
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A sounds 180
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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A
Clear Dilemma Jewess
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fishy cracking plaza
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A: JFK airport is abandoned after a new, very nice, very mod...
Amber Psychic
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B sounds hilarious and awesome. lizard lots for life
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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(guy hanging out in a lot filled with actual lizards)
Spectacular institution
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B. I'd renew my CDL!
fishy cracking plaza
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A sounds amazing
talking jade temple
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OMG B
high-end lilac location idea he suggested
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Very Tactful New Version Parlor
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A: A new and deadly disease begins to spread through the wor...
Amber Psychic
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A. Really looking forward to Kat Timpf and Ann Coulter doing...
fishy cracking plaza
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B
talking jade temple
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B sounds kind of fun
Very Tactful New Version Parlor
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high-end lilac location idea he suggested
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A: Everyone who graduates college is given a ceremonial mace...
Amber Psychic
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I really want that prestige mace, but B seems like the bette...
high-end lilac location idea he suggested
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all college grads get a mace, you don't gain any new powers ...
Amber Psychic
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Probably the most Asian set of questions in this thread
Lemon indian lodge philosopher-king
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fishy cracking plaza
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https://tron.network/about?lng=en
high-end lilac location idea he suggested
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B is a good idea
Hot Dark Church Brethren
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B
Spectacular institution
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B seems reasonable
talking jade temple
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silver self-centered space black woman
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A: Because of global warming, armadillos expand to almost th...
Amber Psychic
  01/11/19
I bet you freaking kill it at cards against humanity
twinkling library
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A
Clear Dilemma Jewess
  01/11/19
B just for AOC being president
talking jade temple
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...
Very Tactful New Version Parlor
  01/12/19
ooooh sounds fun Hit me!
Swashbuckling rebellious box office therapy
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A: Anyone who graduates college with honors/cum laude, as we...
Amber Psychic
  01/11/19
obviously B
Hot Dark Church Brethren
  01/11/19
I thought these choices were supposed to be dystopian.
Dun passionate round eye locale
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A, 180
talking jade temple
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...
talking jade temple
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A: In a corn field just outside of Indianapolis, IN, somebod...
Amber Psychic
  01/11/19
A. I want to believe
talking jade temple
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...
Boyish Offensive Theater Stage Dopamine
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These threads are always so 180. Are you drafting all of the...
frisky bearded field
  01/11/19
they come to me in moments of great clarity
Amber Psychic
  01/11/19
You didn't make a scenario for me :(
frisky bearded field
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adventurous native
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Hot Dark Church Brethren
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Lemon indian lodge philosopher-king
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racy jet scourge upon the earth ape
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A: Every major city in America is connected by a high speed ...
Amber Psychic
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A. B sounds awful
talking jade temple
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...
federal red circlehead
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A. I'd drive everywhere like a normal person
fishy cracking plaza
  01/17/19
OP has an amazing talent.
Nighttime Buck-toothed Background Story
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A: It is illegal for anyone to use an elevator without havin...
Amber Psychic
  01/11/19
Have to go with A. I'd qualify for elevator privileges, and...
Nighttime Buck-toothed Background Story
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Both of these seem like improvements . . .
frisky bearded field
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B
talking jade temple
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A
federal red circlehead
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...
180 sooty alpha french chef
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Clear Dilemma Jewess
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...
180 sooty alpha french chef
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A: Citing some kind of bullshit about the environment, the g...
Amber Psychic
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B
talking jade temple
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...
180 sooty alpha french chef
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B. You go 12 mph on the 405 anyway
Pearly Factory Reset Button Hall
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A I don't get max torque until like 85 MPH
fishy cracking plaza
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...
Honey-headed Talented Nowag
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smoky rough-skinned den rigor
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A: An ideology called “liberalism” becomes extre...
appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner
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C: I choose to ignore reality and live my life entirely on X...
smoky rough-skinned den rigor
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...
appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner
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...
Amber Psychic
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lol we r so fukt
Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse
  01/11/19
"A" is literally more insane than every single oth...
frisky bearded field
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(Guy wearing boner cone as he greets the elevator officer)
smoky rough-skinned den rigor
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...
federal red circlehead
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...
Topaz Chapel
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A: Dishwashers are banned. No machines are allowed to wash d...
Amber Psychic
  01/12/19
Good one. Id probably go with A. B might be kind of cool but...
stimulating chad
  01/12/19
I'm going with B here
Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse
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Embarrassed To The Bone Umber Deer Antler Business Firm
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A: Almost all airlines everywhere in the world have been tak...
Amber Psychic
  09/20/19
A They would have had another slave job anyway.
Razzle snowy orchestra pit
  09/20/19
Probably A I guess.
appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner
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...
Clear Dilemma Jewess
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A: Under the "Sanctity of Mail Act", you cannot th...
Amber Psychic
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Did the USPS rebels at least sack a few medium-sized cities ...
appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner
  09/20/19
Yeah they burned down most of Wichita after the citizens the...
Amber Psychic
  09/20/19
180 fukkkk Wichita.
appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner
  09/20/19
A Tossing some mail into a temporary sorting bin wouldn't...
Razzle snowy orchestra pit
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...
insecure poppy kitty skinny woman
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A: As libs take control of America in the 2020's and dial do...
Amber Psychic
  09/20/19
B
Razzle snowy orchestra pit
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...
appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner
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A: Scientists engineer a conch ( https://cdn3.volusion.com/j...
Amber Psychic
  09/20/19
B We can still lock them in their nursing homes.
Razzle snowy orchestra pit
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As long as they were not already bedridden it keeps them pre...
Amber Psychic
  09/20/19
A, mostly because extending Boomer lives by 20 years would b...
appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner
  09/20/19
...
180 sooty alpha french chef
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...
concupiscible obsidian area ceo
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A: Scientists finally get off their lazy asses and use CRISP...
Amber Psychic
  09/22/19
...
180 sooty alpha french chef
  09/22/19
...
180 sooty alpha french chef
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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

only modestly dystopic, no Mad Max shit here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568709)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Amber Psychic



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: Amber Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863050)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: twinkling library



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: In order to get your credit score, you need to kill an animal. Traditionally you brought an animal into the bank, killed it there in front of the teller, and you were told your credit score for free. Now, most banks let you upload a video of yourself killing an animal via their phone app.

B: Counterfeiting is a bit more out of control than it is in our world. There's a common scam where criminals break into ATMs and replace the bills with counterfeit bills. So something like 5% of the money in ATMs is counterfeit. If you are given counterfeit money from an ATM, you can exchange it for real money, but you have to visit a physical bank branch and do the transaction with a human teller. You're also more likely to get counterfeit money as change from businesses, in which case you can still do the bank thing but need the receipt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568736)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: Pearly Factory Reset Button Hall

Can we choose to only kill pit-bulls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568768)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:51 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

you pick what you kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568772)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: Pearly Factory Reset Button Hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568787)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Heady shimmering locus

ah, but do you eat what you kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573646)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

if you want to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576488)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: brass magical goal in life faggotry

#2 hands down

just start pumping out counterfeit money and go to a bank to exchange it for real bills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569021)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: Very Tactful New Version Parlor

B. A would lead to a proliferation of grotesque killing videos (moreso than we see currently).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569109)



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Date: September 22nd, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: turquoise pea-brained candlestick maker

Kys clitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38870543)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:05 AM
Author: twinkling library

A just sounds like Judaism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571805)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: infuriating house



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Aromatic potus market

Do my fishing videos count? If so, A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572588)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: talking jade temple

B please. A is very off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572642)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Umber Deer Antler Business Firm

B obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572937)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Lodge Twinkling Uncleanness

I’m a lifer vegetarian and I’m still going with option A. Senseless errands and bureaucracy are already out of control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573960)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574145)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: Doobsian senate halford

A. I would just buy a personal pitbull-gasser made by Samsung and sold at my local Sears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863233)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Olive disgusting macaca



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:48 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: The government gives every poor person in America vouchers that can be redeemed for two meals per day at a Chinese restaurant. In theory, they can be used at any Chinese restaurant in the USA. In practice, what happens is that in poor neighborhoods there are run-down Chinese restaurants that serve cheaply-cooked slop to a clientele of the destitute. Also, in rural poor areas, there are food trucks that go from small town to small town serving subsidized Chinese-style meals.

B: The eating of Chinese food is tightly regulated. Basically, the more flavorful a dish is, the smaller the number of people allowed to eat it. The best Chinese food dishes are reserved for the wealthy or those who have held important public office. If you see anyone eating Peking Duck, you can be sure that they have a net worth above $10 million and/or were a former US Senator or higher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568753)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse

B cuz I could never eat Chinese food again and be perfectly happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568780)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:06 AM
Author: Olive disgusting macaca

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571806)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: Aromatic potus market

B. Chinese food is lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572596)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: talking jade temple

A, Chinese for everyone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572645)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: infuriating house

A. B would make Chinese food a status symbol, whereas A would have the opposite effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572673)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Umber Deer Antler Business Firm

B. A just sounds like current capitalism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572942)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: federal red circlehead



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

A.

probably healthier than what they already eat on food stamps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574150)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Fragrant people who are hurt heaven

B, because I hate Chinese food and want to be dragged to Chinese restaurants less often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574196)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: frisky bearded field

B, hate Chinese food, would love to see striver shrews running around treating mid-tier Chinese food as a status symbol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576289)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: Clear Dilemma Jewess



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: The government requires all Americans to spend two years living abroad, while they are 19 and 20 years old. Socially, the more obscure the foreign country you lived in, the more prestigious it is. The wealthy send their 19-20 year old kids on tours to shithole third world countries. Meanwhile, poor kids are sent to government-run dormitories in popular tourist sites like Paris and Rome, where they set out in cramped tour buses to see things like the Coliseum or Versailles.

B: All Americans are required to spend 2 years working as Amazon delivery people, either after high school or after college. During your 2 years, you are rotated to several different cities and regions. The rationale behind this is that authorities hope that forcing people to perform menial labor will improve their moral character, and that forcing them to work in different parts of the country will familiarize Americans with their big country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568853)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Clear Dilemma Jewess

Fuck amazon

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569055)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Very Tactful New Version Parlor

A. b will be done by drones soon anwyay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569090)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:28 AM
Author: floppy piazza lettuce

Isn't A basically Australia? Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571596)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Aromatic potus market

B. Physical labor builds character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572599)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: talking jade temple

A woukd be better for society as a whole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572647)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Umber Deer Antler Business Firm

A hands down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572947)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

B. not actually a bad idea lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574157)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Lemon indian lodge philosopher-king

Lmao at A which is basically being a Mormon in Utah

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574231)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: Spectacular institution

A sounds like a similar dynamic to how college works in practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574984)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568731)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: The government measures how much garbage everyone throws out, and charges you per pound of garbage you generate. HOWEVER, one day a year is proclaimed GARBAGE DAY and on Garbage Day you can throw out anything you want at no cost. Also, anything thrown out on Garbage Day is immediately destroyed/incinerated so it's a day on which you can throw out illegal objects and not get in trouble.

B: Citing global warming concerns, the government bans all flying for non-business. You can still fly for pleasure, you just need to fill out a 10 page form explaining why and fax it to a government office. 99% of these forms are approved as long as you filled out all the sections correctly. It's just a hassle you have to go through. Forms can only be approved on weekdays, natch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569000)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: saffron razzmatazz mental disorder base

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569112)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:07 AM
Author: twinkling library

A sounds 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571807)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Aromatic potus market

B. I fucking hate flying and much prefer driving or taking a train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572604)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: talking jade temple

A sounds cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572649)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

B. i'm a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574161)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:46 PM
Author: Clear Dilemma Jewess

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576053)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: Garnet balding public bath dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568852)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:29 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: At every accredited law school, there is a competition for 1Ls to see who is the best at memorizing law. The top two students in each 1L class (class, not section) are separated from the rest of their peers and they spend the rest of law school learning to be "law speakers" or people who have memorized all of the statutes of their home state and can recite them from memory. Once they graduate, they are paid a guaranteed $110,000 per year for the rest of their lives by the government, adjusted for inflation. Law Speakers are held in high regard and are used at ceremonies. For example, at a governor's inauguration, they might have a law speaker recite the statute governing eligibility for the governor's office. At a secular wedding, they might bring in a law speaker to recite from memory the laws governing marriage. Some law speakers are itinerants, going from town to town speaking the law to townsfolk.

B: There is a list of 250 approved names and everyone in the USA must give their newborn child a name off that list. Other names are banned. However, once a year, the POTUS is allowed to change the list. The only rule is that it must be exactly 250 names. You can still legally change your name, but only to another name that was on the list the year you were born.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569038)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Very Tactful New Version Parlor

B. That’s a lot of names man. More than enough!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569084)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:40 PM
Author: Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse

*1-249 are just different spellings of Muhammad*

*250 is Hillary*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569123)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:44 AM
Author: Very Tactful New Version Parlor

* names sons “the messenger” and “the prophet”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572211)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: Aromatic potus market

A because it affects so few people and is only marginally more wasteful than how law school are run anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572608)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:04 AM
Author: talking jade temple

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572657)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: federal red circlehead

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573686)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: adventurous native

B is actually mildly utopian and some countries actually maintain lists of approved names for newborns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574005)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: curious messiness property

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574135)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

A. not really dystopian, better than what most law students do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574167)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: frisky bearded field

Both seem mildly utopian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576127)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: Emerald trailer park genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37568862)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: The government uses eminent domain to seize abandoned or unprofitable golf courses all over the country. They are then used as camps for the homeless. Tents are pitched, latrines are built, MREs and basic healthcare are provided, homeless people can live a solid, refugee camp style life at these golf courses. Police officers in golf carts keep the peace as best as they can.

B: In failing rust belt and ARE COUNTRY towns all over America, the federal government opens up "City Markets", where local hipsters can sell artisinal food and crafts. These markets are subsidized so that they are profitable even if they sell nothing. However, anyone is free to visit one of these markets and buy product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569075)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: fishy cracking plaza

not really seeing how A is less dystopian than what we have now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37570131)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: saffron razzmatazz mental disorder base

same with B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571160)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:09 AM
Author: twinkling library

B is basically the case now. Control f banana

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nationalreview.com/2019/01/tucker-carlson-monologue-populism-politics-personal-responsibility/amp/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571809)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:11 AM
Author: Emerald trailer park genital piercing

A sounds like an improvement over the status quo. A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37571542)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: Aromatic potus market

A. I've heard A as a proposal before from a comedian or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572618)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:05 AM
Author: talking jade temple

A, good use of land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572666)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: federal red circlehead

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573660)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

A is actually a good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574170)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: lime titillating resort toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569005)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:52 AM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: the government has outsourced all welfare programs to a weird cult who worships the ancient Greek god Pan. The cult actually does a great job of running welfare programs, but they try to get all of the people who benefit from welfare to worship Pan. They also teach welfare recipients to play the pipe, as Pan does. As a result, there are many well-fed homeless people on the streets playing the pipe for money. Also there are rumors and grainy videos suggesting that the cult uses federal taxpayer dollars to engage in animal and sometimes human sacrifice.

B: As a way of promoting social equality and good behavior, each year every county government randomly selects three of its poorest citizens to serve as "Captains". The captains are dressed in traditional nautical attire and are issued a special gun called the Captain's Gun. They are allowed to kill up to three people per year with their Captain's Gun and have full immunity for this. The social norm is that they kill more privileged people who slighted them in some way before they were a Captain. Also, killing or harming a Captain is a serious offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572244)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Aromatic potus market

A. by a mile. Stupid religion is better than no religion and it sounds like worshiping Pan is still better than secular liberalism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572624)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: talking jade temple

A seems chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572671)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: flesh haunting hairy legs degenerate

oh captain my captain X1000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573163)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: federal red circlehead

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573647)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: Clear Dilemma Jewess

Both ideas are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576060)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: brass magical goal in life faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569015)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Anyone who shows exceptional athletic capability is separated from their families at age 16 and sent to special government camps where they work on athletics 100% of the time. This is done for ALL sports, not just popular or profitable ones. The United States wins virtually every single international competition and DOMINATES the Olympics even more so than today. Once these athletes age out or flame out, they are given lifetime pensions and lifetime free healthcare. However, the pensions aren't that great and the healthcare is of low quality. Former athletes struggle to reintegrate into society, having no education beyond 10th grade. Some say that the government is secretly hiring goons to kill retired athletes, to reduce the budgetary burden of having to pay them and give them healthcare.

B: Any high school kid who scores a 1500 or higher on the SAT has the option to become a government eunuch. If they choose this, the government castrates them, but in exchange they are sent to a special, intense training program at Georgetown where they learn the art of public policy. These trained eunuchs are then given some of the most important government jobs, including senior civil service jobs at prestigious US federal agencies and important foreign service jobs. In exceptional cases, eunuchs are even given political offices (like Secretary of the Treasury) when it is felt that an impartial, highly-skilled individual is needed. Needless to say, these eunuchs are given very generous pensions upon retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572925)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

A is literally China, 2018.

B is literally China, 1518.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574194)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Rusted Supple Prole Coffee Pot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575705)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: fishy cracking plaza

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612473)



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Date: September 22nd, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Amber Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38870539)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: stimulating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569045)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Everyone who reaches age 65 is humanely euthanized, unless they can find three (3) people under the age of 50 to vouch for them. The person who vouches for you must be somebody with whom you can prove a pre-existing relationship. i.e., you can't just pay some homeless guy to vouch for you.

B: The wearing of pants is prohibited, except for people who have gone through the pantsing ceremony. Basically, at age 25, people have one shot to petition the government for the right to wear pants. Your petition must include why you should be allowed to wear pants, and in this section you must explain all of your educational and professional accomplishments up until age 25. If the government is impressed, you are invited to a special ceremony where you are given your first pair of pants. Thereafter, you are free to wear pants whenever you want. Social norms dictate that people who wear pants must be treated with great respect by those who cannot wear pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572993)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Drab misanthropic boistinker filthpig

I am going to c/p B to my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574162)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:38 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

A sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574291)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: Clear Dilemma Jewess

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576063)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: fishy cracking plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569059)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: JFK airport is abandoned after a new, very nice, very modern airport is built somewhere between NYC and Albany. High speed rail connects NYC to this new airport. As for JFK, it is not demolished, but rather it is walled off and turned into a place where there are no laws. A specific block in Manhattan is designated as the JFK transport zone. Anyone who goes to that zone between the hours of 2:00 - 4:00 AM is captured by the government and transported to JFK, where they must fend for themselves in a lawless environment full mostly of people who want to be there. The government occasionally drops food and other supplies into JFK, which people naturally compete over. Everything that happens at JFK is streamed over the internet. Nobody who goes there is ever allowed to come back.

B: In the future, all technology runs on Neodymium. Vast shipments of Neodymium arrive at the US west coast from Asia each day, and they are shipped by truck to the rest of the USA from Oakland and Long Beach. It is vitally important that these shipments arrive on time, or else society collapses. As such, the government cares very much about the comfort of these BIG RIG drivers who carry Neodymium. The government operates big truck stops all over the major tucking routes, and pays for high end prostitutes. Being a high end truck stop prostitute is offered as an option for burned out professionals seeking a change in life. The pay is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573080)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:38 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

B sounds hilarious and awesome. lizard lots for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574284)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: Spectacular institution

(guy hanging out in a lot filled with actual lizards)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575034)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:22 PM
Author: fishy cracking plaza

B. I'd renew my CDL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574963)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:24 PM
Author: talking jade temple

A sounds amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576251)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: high-end lilac location idea he suggested

OMG B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612579)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Very Tactful New Version Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569068)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: A new and deadly disease begins to spread through the world, and the best way to prevent it is to make sure your ass is really clean. As such, governments across the world begin public service campaigns promoting how to clean your ass. There are PSAs where celebrities demonstrate, on themselves, how to properly wipe your ass. Danny Devito is one of the most popular stars in these PSAs.

B: For reasons that are not explained, the government becomes obsessed with whether or not people are eating protein. The airwaves are full of PSAs promoting eating protein, and government agents hand out free protein bars to the indigent and those who can pass as indigent. There is even a Protein Police, who go into cities and beat up people suspected of neglecting protein in their diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573140)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:18 PM
Author: fishy cracking plaza

A. Really looking forward to Kat Timpf and Ann Coulter doing a PSA on fox, flaunting their slightly fuzzy but perfectly manicured assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576220)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: talking jade temple

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576252)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Very Tactful New Version Parlor

B sounds kind of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37578603)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:48 PM
Author: high-end lilac location idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569193)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Everyone who graduates college is given a ceremonial mace ( https://i.imgur.com/QlTmnmR.jpg ). College graduates are allowed to use their maces to beat people who are 22+ but have no college degree. You are only allowed three wacks per victim per day however, and whacking somebody with a mace more than 3 times per day is a crime.

B: People who are 35+ years old but do not have kids are required to spend two weeks per year taking care of somebody else's kids. Most people do this by volunteering at a children's hospital or a daycare. All employers grant unpaid leave for this two week period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573266)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: high-end lilac location idea he suggested

I really want that prestige mace, but B seems like the better world to build towards.

Also, in A, would people who graduate from any college get the mace, or would there be a prestige cutoff? Would people with Doctorates get to wear their hooded robes and mace people without Doctorates? What do masters degree holders get if anything?

World B seems better, but man, World A seems like good potential for a novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574268)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

all college grads get a mace, you don't gain any new powers for subsequent degrees. beyond your first degree, scholarship is its own reward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574321)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Lemon indian lodge philosopher-king

Probably the most Asian set of questions in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574450)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: fishy cracking plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612482)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:41 PM
Author: high-end lilac location idea he suggested

https://tron.network/about?lng=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612567)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

B is a good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575012)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 4:33 PM
Author: Spectacular institution

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575045)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: talking jade temple

B seems reasonable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576256)



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Date: January 10th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: silver self-centered space black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37570110)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Because of global warming, armadillos expand to almost the entire United States. There are armadillos roaming the streets of Chicago, Philadelphia, New York, Seattle...pretty much the only places that are armadillo-free are New England and the coldest parts of Minnesota/North Dakota/Montana. The US government has made the armadillo into the national animal, and it is extremely illegal to hurt an armadillo. If you hit an armadillo with your car, even by accident, you could have your entire bank account seized by the government.

B: After President Ocasio-Cortez is found to have violated the Constitution when attempting to nationalize the assets of the Coca-Cola Corporation, the US government signs a settlement with Coca-Cola wherein every resident of the United States is required to wear a jacket with the logo of a Coca-Cola product on it. You have to wear such a jacket anytime you leave the house, even during the height of summer. The term "jacket" is defined liberally, but you must wear a Coca-Cola jacket or else you are arrested and fined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573933)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: twinkling library

I bet you freaking kill it at cards against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574267)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: Clear Dilemma Jewess

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576070)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: talking jade temple

B just for AOC being president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576259)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Very Tactful New Version Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37578609)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling rebellious box office therapy

ooooh sounds fun

Hit me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572582)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:15 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Anyone who graduates college with honors/cum laude, as well as anyone who finishes a graduate degree, has the word "SCHOLAR" branded on their forehead. Also, all haircuts that cover the forehead are banned, so that foreheads are always visible and we can see who is a scholar and who is not.

B: Artificial Intelligences are allowed to run for public office. They are represented in public by holograms of anime girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574058)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren

obviously B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574293)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:14 PM
Author: Dun passionate round eye locale

I thought these choices were supposed to be dystopian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575508)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: talking jade temple

A, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576266)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: talking jade temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572636)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: In a corn field just outside of Indianapolis, IN, somebody sets up a 1995 Ford Taurus with a smiley face ( https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41AopO9ttmL._SX425_.jpg ) painted on the hood. The Ford Taurus is widely believed to represent a supernatural 1995 Ford Taurus that will one day come and bring back the 90's. People from all over the United States make pilgrimages to Indiana to worship this Ford Taurus, as the return of the 90's is increasingly seen as the only way humanity can be saved. It's now very common for teens about to graduate high school to take a road trip to Indiana to worship this Ford Taurus, and obviously have life-changing experiences along the way.

B: African Elephants go extinct in the wild, which leads to a surge in support for radical environmentalism. Each year on Earth Day, all of the kids in the United States line up outside of their school and are whipped by a man wearing an elephant head. This represents humanity's punishment for its collective guilt in allowing elephants to go extinct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574487)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: talking jade temple

A. I want to believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576271)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: Boyish Offensive Theater Stage Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573173)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: frisky bearded field

These threads are always so 180. Are you drafting all of these hypos from scratch? That's a lot of work in the name of CONTENT CREATION.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573866)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

they come to me in moments of great clarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573886)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:02 PM
Author: frisky bearded field

You didn't make a scenario for me :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576123)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: adventurous native

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573941)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574171)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:34 PM
Author: Lemon indian lodge philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574252)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: racy jet scourge upon the earth ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574375)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:16 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Every major city in America is connected by a high speed rail network. For much less than the cost of an airplane ticket, you can take a train that goes 200mph. The trains are usually on time and have a good safety record. The trains have caused most budget airlines to go under. The only issue is that on the inside, these trains are extremely shitty. Seats are small and cramped, bathrooms are dirty, and other passengers are often smelly. There is no premium or first class.

B: Celebrities sell their sperm freely on the open market, thanks to new laws that say if a celebrity gets you pregnant they don't owe child support as long as it was done via artificial insemination. Culturally, what this means is that the norm for professional, educated women is that they stay single until their mid 30's, at which point they have themselves inseminated with the sperm of whatever male celebrity they most admire or are attracted to. Then, if they are successfully impregnated, they search for a beta provider to take care of them and their offspring. Only poor, uneducated girls are interested in having biological children with a non-celebrity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575519)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:29 PM
Author: talking jade temple

A. B sounds awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576282)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: federal red circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581496)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: fishy cracking plaza

A. I'd drive everywhere like a normal person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612496)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: Nighttime Buck-toothed Background Story

OP has an amazing talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575208)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:08 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: It is illegal for anyone to use an elevator without having an elevator pass issued by the government. Generally, to have an elevator pass, you must have no criminal convictions or DUIs during the last year, and you must demonstrate either a net worth above $50,000 or a HHI above $75,000. People who cannot get an elevator pass are free to either use the stairs (businesses and residential buildings that have an elevator MUST allow non-pass holders to use the stairs) or enter the elevator as a guest of a pass-holder. Also every elevator now has a person in it checking for passes, which has created tons of jobs.

B: Any male convicted of a sexual crime must wear a penis cone, similar to how dogs sometimes have their heads in a cone. The cone ensures that while you can still urinate, you cannot stick your penis into anything. Obviously, people with penis cones can no longer wear pants and they have to wear skirts or kilts or other lose-fitting garments. The only way to get out of having to wear a penis cone is agreeing to get castrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575477)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Nighttime Buck-toothed Background Story

Have to go with A. I'd qualify for elevator privileges, and these days every man is at risk of sex offender status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575741)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: frisky bearded field

Both of these seem like improvements . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575828)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: talking jade temple

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576290)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: federal red circlehead

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581500)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:14 PM
Author: 180 sooty alpha french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575506)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 7:49 PM
Author: Clear Dilemma Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576072)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:10 PM
Author: 180 sooty alpha french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575485)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Citing some kind of bullshit about the environment, the government makes it illegal to charge any device to more than 75% battery. Most devices will not allow the user to charge past 72%, just to be on the safe side. This is true of almost all mass market consumer phones for example.

B: Citing some kind of bullshit about safety, the government makes it illegal to drive faster than 70mph. Any car sold in the USA is not allowed to go more than 70mph, this is something that manufacturers build into every car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575580)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:31 PM
Author: talking jade temple

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576295)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:36 PM
Author: 180 sooty alpha french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576322)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:38 PM
Author: Pearly Factory Reset Button Hall

B. You go 12 mph on the 405 anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576333)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 4:18 AM
Author: fishy cracking plaza

A

I don't get max torque until like 85 MPH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577760)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:30 PM
Author: Honey-headed Talented Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576291)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 8:31 PM
Author: smoky rough-skinned den rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576296)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner

A: An ideology called “liberalism” becomes extremely popular in the United States. So-called “liberals” aggressively promote transsexualism, and will even seize children from their parents to put them on hormone therapy. College admissions and hiring for any job are substantially dictated by artificial diversity metrics, rather than ability. Interacting with the opposite sex is fraught with peril, as a single evidence-free accusation of sexual misconduct can ruin one’s life. Leaders extol the admission of violent criminals and the followers of a barbaric, expansionist religion into the country in huge numbers. Obesity, promiscuity, polyamory, and all manner of degeneracy are promoted on the grounds that anything else is “shaming.” Speaking out against any of this is a radical act, and can result in both firing and social ostracism.

2. A politician is elected vowing to stop everything in Scenario 1, but he is an incompetent reality television host who struggles to implement any policy goals besides those pushed by his son in law, the scion of a major financial criminal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576692)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:24 PM
Author: smoky rough-skinned den rigor

C: I choose to ignore reality and live my life entirely on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577048)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 2:59 AM
Author: appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577626)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:50 AM
Author: Amber Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577913)



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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:36 PM
Author: Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse

lol we r so fukt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577130)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:03 AM
Author: frisky bearded field

"A" is literally more insane than every single other scenario in this thread implemented simultaneously together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37578086)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: smoky rough-skinned den rigor

(Guy wearing boner cone as he greets the elevator officer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37578093)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: federal red circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581507)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 4:19 AM
Author: Topaz Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37577762)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Dishwashers are banned. No machines are allowed to wash dishes. Everyone has to wash dishes by themselves, or hire a human servant to wash dishes for them.

B: Private washers and dryers are banned. You have to either wash your clothes the old fashioned way with water, or you have to use a laundromat. Most people opt for the latter, so there is a huge market for laundromats and lots of innovations. There are upscale laundromats only for high net worth individuals, there are laundromats that are also arcades so you can play games while your laundry is being done, and in the most liberal cities there are public laundromats run by the government, which often also double as homeless shelters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581696)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: stimulating chad

Good one. Id probably go with A. B might be kind of cool but a huge time suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37581856)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: Irradiated frozen striped hyena crackhouse

I'm going with B here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612059)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Umber Deer Antler Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37612488)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:52 AM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Almost all airlines everywhere in the world have been taken over or outcompeted by Emirates and Etihad. But due to a change in UAE law, these airlines no longer hire attractive eastern european girls as their stewardesses. Instead, they use slave labor, either people who have been convicted of a crime in the UAE or Yemeni civilians captured in the war (which is still going on). So your in-flight meals and drinks are served by random Yemeni or Indian men who have leg shackles and are sometimes whipped in front of you by the pilot. There are a few budget airlines out there still not owned by the UAE, but they have largely abandoned having flight attendants at all.

B. Citing concerns about global warming, the governments of the world reach a compromise on air travel: it is still allowed, but all passengers are required to flog themselves as they depart the aircraft, to acknowledge their guilt for emitting tons of carbon. As the airline's descent begins, the flight attendants hand out whips (like they hand out customs cards) and each passenger is expected to whip themselves as they deplane the aircraft. Those who fail to whip themselves are taken aside by security and whipped harshly. The whips handed out on the plane are not especially strong, it really just causes more of a welt than anything unless you overdo it. The whips used by security are like real whips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38861004)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle snowy orchestra pit

A

They would have had another slave job anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863065)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner

Probably A I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863066)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:52 AM
Author: Clear Dilemma Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38861007)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 8:03 AM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Under the "Sanctity of Mail Act", you cannot throw out any piece of snail mail you receive until six months after it was delivered. There are little chips in every piece of mail that track this. The penalty is a stiff fine, plus you get your name on a list. The government openly discriminates against people whose names are on the list, they get shittier treatment at the DMV and it's harder for them to get government benefits.

B: Facing lower salaries, crappier pensions, and poor working conditions, the employees of the US Postal Service rise up in a rebellion against the US government. A charismatic masked man known as the "Postmaster General of the People" leads them and promises his followers a mail utopia. The rebellion is brutally crushed by the federal government and almost all USPS employees are killed. The government decides that there can never be a professional postal service again, the risk is too great. So a national draft is created where almost everyone (except the very rich) spends 6-12 months working for the post office in their late teens or early 20's. This is how almost every job at the post office is filled, from letter sorter to letter carrier. High level managerial positions are filled through a second draft where MBA students are made to serve 6-12 months. You can get drafted in both drafts in the same lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38861030)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner

Did the USPS rebels at least sack a few medium-sized cities before being crushed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863073)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

Yeah they burned down most of Wichita after the citizens there refused to give them food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863079)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner

180 fukkkk Wichita.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863229)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle snowy orchestra pit

A

Tossing some mail into a temporary sorting bin wouldn't be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863075)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 8:04 AM
Author: insecure poppy kitty skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38861032)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 8:14 AM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: As libs take control of America in the 2020's and dial down enforcement of anti-crime laws, huge crime waves break out in almost every major American city. Murder rates skyrocket, violent gangs commit crimes in broad daylight, and lots of people die or are crippled. This leads to a huge reaction where a law-and-order regime takes over America in the 2030's. This regime has an ingenious new strategy: all TV shows aimed at kids now have a theme of "crime doesn't pay". Sesame Street for example has become a kind of violence porn where muppets who commit crimes are brutally punished on screen. Further, the government places "dead muppets" all over major cities, with signs saying "This muppet tried to rob a liquor store - his organs were removed one by one until he died". Many of the dead muppets are disturbing to look at because it looks like they were tortured before they died. However, this seems effective as youth crime is decreasing.

B: Starting at the age of 16, every American is issued a muppet by the government. You must learn to take care of and operate your muppet, who you have for the rest of your life. If your muppet falls into disrepair, your status in society decreases. People who are good at maintaining their muppets and talented at operating their muppets enjoy easier access to things like promotions at work or dates with attractive partners. You are never issued a second muppet and are FUCKED if you lose yours. Most people choose to be buried with their muppet, though sometimes people keep "Grandpa's Muppet" as a family heirloom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38861059)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:48 PM
Author: Razzle snowy orchestra pit

B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863062)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863087)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Scientists engineer a conch ( https://cdn3.volusion.com/jhqad.uqvnj/v/vspfiles/photos/CONK-2.jpg?1368097938 ) snail that can live on land and survive cold climates. This mutant conch immediately becomes an invasive species across the USA and you see them everywhere now. Worse, youths now make a habit of killing conch snails, turning their shells into conch shell trumpets, and running around all night blowing into the trumpets to make noise. This is common among youth of all backgrounds so even in the richest suburbs this is a problem.

B: Scientists create a device that can keep you alive for 20 more years. It's a circular thing you wear around your neck. People who are clearly dying put one on, and it keeps them alive for another 20 years. The device makes this constant buzzing noise, though, which is annoying to anyone else who hears it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863117)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle snowy orchestra pit

B

We can still lock them in their nursing homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863212)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: Amber Psychic

As long as they were not already bedridden it keeps them pretty spry. So in B there are tons of boomers walking around your office wearing these buzzing things around their neck, and you know they'll be there for 10-15 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863219)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner

A, mostly because extending Boomer lives by 20 years would be a disaster for humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863364)



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Date: September 22nd, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: 180 sooty alpha french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38870558)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 5:05 PM
Author: concupiscible obsidian area ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38863384)



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Date: September 22nd, 2019 10:39 AM
Author: Amber Psychic

A: Scientists finally get off their lazy asses and use CRISPR to genetically engineer Velociraptors from chickens. For a few thousand dollars, you can now have a pet Velociraptor. This becomes an extremely trendy pet for the international upper class. Unfortunately, they are pretty violent and often attack and maim other pets and sometimes toddlers. Also, after a pet raptor craze in Miami, there are now totally feral Velociraptors in the Everglades.

B: Scientists discover a new kind of tapeworm that has the side effect of making people less violent and more obedient to authority (while also doing the regular tapeworm thing of causing people to lose weight). It becomes an instrument of class control. If your family makes less than a certain HHI ($100k in urban areas, $60k in rural areas) you are infected with this tapeworm at age 13. Crime falls DRAMATICALLY in urban areas and obesity rates plummet. However, there is now almost no support for populist political movements and neoliberal elites govern most countries without opposition. Further, there is now a growing trend of kids from rich families (who do not have the tapeworm) going into poor areas and beating up or raping the people there, who take it without fighting back because of the tapeworm-induced docility.

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Date: September 22nd, 2019 7:44 PM
Author: 180 sooty alpha french chef



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Date: September 22nd, 2019 7:42 PM
Author: 180 sooty alpha french chef



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