I give you two slightly dystopic societies. You pick one to live in.
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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:24 PM Author: Hot Dark Church Brethren
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probably healthier than what they already eat on food stamps
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Date: January 10th, 2019 7:29 PM Author: Amber Psychic
A: At every accredited law school, there is a competition for 1Ls to see who is the best at memorizing law. The top two students in each 1L class (class, not section) are separated from the rest of their peers and they spend the rest of law school learning to be "law speakers" or people who have memorized all of the statutes of their home state and can recite them from memory. Once they graduate, they are paid a guaranteed $110,000 per year for the rest of their lives by the government, adjusted for inflation. Law Speakers are held in high regard and are used at ceremonies. For example, at a governor's inauguration, they might have a law speaker recite the statute governing eligibility for the governor's office. At a secular wedding, they might bring in a law speaker to recite from memory the laws governing marriage. Some law speakers are itinerants, going from town to town speaking the law to townsfolk.
B: There is a list of 250 approved names and everyone in the USA must give their newborn child a name off that list. Other names are banned. However, once a year, the POTUS is allowed to change the list. The only rule is that it must be exactly 250 names. You can still legally change your name, but only to another name that was on the list the year you were born.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37569038) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 11:48 AM Author: Amber Psychic
A: Anyone who shows exceptional athletic capability is separated from their families at age 16 and sent to special government camps where they work on athletics 100% of the time. This is done for ALL sports, not just popular or profitable ones. The United States wins virtually every single international competition and DOMINATES the Olympics even more so than today. Once these athletes age out or flame out, they are given lifetime pensions and lifetime free healthcare. However, the pensions aren't that great and the healthcare is of low quality. Former athletes struggle to reintegrate into society, having no education beyond 10th grade. Some say that the government is secretly hiring goons to kill retired athletes, to reduce the budgetary burden of having to pay them and give them healthcare.
B: Any high school kid who scores a 1500 or higher on the SAT has the option to become a government eunuch. If they choose this, the government castrates them, but in exchange they are sent to a special, intense training program at Georgetown where they learn the art of public policy. These trained eunuchs are then given some of the most important government jobs, including senior civil service jobs at prestigious US federal agencies and important foreign service jobs. In exceptional cases, eunuchs are even given political offices (like Secretary of the Treasury) when it is felt that an impartial, highly-skilled individual is needed. Needless to say, these eunuchs are given very generous pensions upon retirement.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572925) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 12:09 PM Author: Amber Psychic
A: JFK airport is abandoned after a new, very nice, very modern airport is built somewhere between NYC and Albany. High speed rail connects NYC to this new airport. As for JFK, it is not demolished, but rather it is walled off and turned into a place where there are no laws. A specific block in Manhattan is designated as the JFK transport zone. Anyone who goes to that zone between the hours of 2:00 - 4:00 AM is captured by the government and transported to JFK, where they must fend for themselves in a lawless environment full mostly of people who want to be there. The government occasionally drops food and other supplies into JFK, which people naturally compete over. Everything that happens at JFK is streamed over the internet. Nobody who goes there is ever allowed to come back.
B: In the future, all technology runs on Neodymium. Vast shipments of Neodymium arrive at the US west coast from Asia each day, and they are shipped by truck to the rest of the USA from Oakland and Long Beach. It is vitally important that these shipments arrive on time, or else society collapses. As such, the government cares very much about the comfort of these BIG RIG drivers who carry Neodymium. The government operates big truck stops all over the major tucking routes, and pays for high end prostitutes. Being a high end truck stop prostitute is offered as an option for burned out professionals seeking a change in life. The pay is good.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573080) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:36 PM Author: high-end lilac location idea he suggested
I really want that prestige mace, but B seems like the better world to build towards.
Also, in A, would people who graduate from any college get the mace, or would there be a prestige cutoff? Would people with Doctorates get to wear their hooded robes and mace people without Doctorates? What do masters degree holders get if anything?
World B seems better, but man, World A seems like good potential for a novel.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37574268) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 1:53 PM Author: Amber Psychic
A: Because of global warming, armadillos expand to almost the entire United States. There are armadillos roaming the streets of Chicago, Philadelphia, New York, Seattle...pretty much the only places that are armadillo-free are New England and the coldest parts of Minnesota/North Dakota/Montana. The US government has made the armadillo into the national animal, and it is extremely illegal to hurt an armadillo. If you hit an armadillo with your car, even by accident, you could have your entire bank account seized by the government.
B: After President Ocasio-Cortez is found to have violated the Constitution when attempting to nationalize the assets of the Coca-Cola Corporation, the US government signs a settlement with Coca-Cola wherein every resident of the United States is required to wear a jacket with the logo of a Coca-Cola product on it. You have to wear such a jacket anytime you leave the house, even during the height of summer. The term "jacket" is defined liberally, but you must wear a Coca-Cola jacket or else you are arrested and fined.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37573933) |
Date: January 11th, 2019 10:51 AM Author: Swashbuckling rebellious box office therapy
ooooh sounds fun
Hit me!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37572582) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:16 PM Author: Amber Psychic
A: Every major city in America is connected by a high speed rail network. For much less than the cost of an airplane ticket, you can take a train that goes 200mph. The trains are usually on time and have a good safety record. The trains have caused most budget airlines to go under. The only issue is that on the inside, these trains are extremely shitty. Seats are small and cramped, bathrooms are dirty, and other passengers are often smelly. There is no premium or first class.
B: Celebrities sell their sperm freely on the open market, thanks to new laws that say if a celebrity gets you pregnant they don't owe child support as long as it was done via artificial insemination. Culturally, what this means is that the norm for professional, educated women is that they stay single until their mid 30's, at which point they have themselves inseminated with the sperm of whatever male celebrity they most admire or are attracted to. Then, if they are successfully impregnated, they search for a beta provider to take care of them and their offspring. Only poor, uneducated girls are interested in having biological children with a non-celebrity.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575519) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 6:08 PM Author: Amber Psychic
A: It is illegal for anyone to use an elevator without having an elevator pass issued by the government. Generally, to have an elevator pass, you must have no criminal convictions or DUIs during the last year, and you must demonstrate either a net worth above $50,000 or a HHI above $75,000. People who cannot get an elevator pass are free to either use the stairs (businesses and residential buildings that have an elevator MUST allow non-pass holders to use the stairs) or enter the elevator as a guest of a pass-holder. Also every elevator now has a person in it checking for passes, which has created tons of jobs.
B: Any male convicted of a sexual crime must wear a penis cone, similar to how dogs sometimes have their heads in a cone. The cone ensures that while you can still urinate, you cannot stick your penis into anything. Obviously, people with penis cones can no longer wear pants and they have to wear skirts or kilts or other lose-fitting garments. The only way to get out of having to wear a penis cone is agreeing to get castrated.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37575477) |
Date: January 11th, 2019 9:53 PM Author: appetizing brilliant dog poop gunner
A: An ideology called “liberalism” becomes extremely popular in the United States. So-called “liberals” aggressively promote transsexualism, and will even seize children from their parents to put them on hormone therapy. College admissions and hiring for any job are substantially dictated by artificial diversity metrics, rather than ability. Interacting with the opposite sex is fraught with peril, as a single evidence-free accusation of sexual misconduct can ruin one’s life. Leaders extol the admission of violent criminals and the followers of a barbaric, expansionist religion into the country in huge numbers. Obesity, promiscuity, polyamory, and all manner of degeneracy are promoted on the grounds that anything else is “shaming.” Speaking out against any of this is a radical act, and can result in both firing and social ostracism.
2. A politician is elected vowing to stop everything in Scenario 1, but he is an incompetent reality television host who struggles to implement any policy goals besides those pushed by his son in law, the scion of a major financial criminal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#37576692) |
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Date: September 20th, 2019 7:52 AM Author: Amber Psychic
A: Almost all airlines everywhere in the world have been taken over or outcompeted by Emirates and Etihad. But due to a change in UAE law, these airlines no longer hire attractive eastern european girls as their stewardesses. Instead, they use slave labor, either people who have been convicted of a crime in the UAE or Yemeni civilians captured in the war (which is still going on). So your in-flight meals and drinks are served by random Yemeni or Indian men who have leg shackles and are sometimes whipped in front of you by the pilot. There are a few budget airlines out there still not owned by the UAE, but they have largely abandoned having flight attendants at all.
B. Citing concerns about global warming, the governments of the world reach a compromise on air travel: it is still allowed, but all passengers are required to flog themselves as they depart the aircraft, to acknowledge their guilt for emitting tons of carbon. As the airline's descent begins, the flight attendants hand out whips (like they hand out customs cards) and each passenger is expected to whip themselves as they deplane the aircraft. Those who fail to whip themselves are taken aside by security and whipped harshly. The whips handed out on the plane are not especially strong, it really just causes more of a welt than anything unless you overdo it. The whips used by security are like real whips.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38861004) |
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Date: September 20th, 2019 8:14 AM Author: Amber Psychic
A: As libs take control of America in the 2020's and dial down enforcement of anti-crime laws, huge crime waves break out in almost every major American city. Murder rates skyrocket, violent gangs commit crimes in broad daylight, and lots of people die or are crippled. This leads to a huge reaction where a law-and-order regime takes over America in the 2030's. This regime has an ingenious new strategy: all TV shows aimed at kids now have a theme of "crime doesn't pay". Sesame Street for example has become a kind of violence porn where muppets who commit crimes are brutally punished on screen. Further, the government places "dead muppets" all over major cities, with signs saying "This muppet tried to rob a liquor store - his organs were removed one by one until he died". Many of the dead muppets are disturbing to look at because it looks like they were tortured before they died. However, this seems effective as youth crime is decreasing.
B: Starting at the age of 16, every American is issued a muppet by the government. You must learn to take care of and operate your muppet, who you have for the rest of your life. If your muppet falls into disrepair, your status in society decreases. People who are good at maintaining their muppets and talented at operating their muppets enjoy easier access to things like promotions at work or dates with attractive partners. You are never issued a second muppet and are FUCKED if you lose yours. Most people choose to be buried with their muppet, though sometimes people keep "Grandpa's Muppet" as a family heirloom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4174892&forum_id=2#38861059) |
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