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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:21 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic I usually don't hook up with anyone over 23 anymore (I'm 35). But last night I go to a date with a 27 year old app girl who messaged me, petite, attractive, seems really sweet, works at a startup. I'm already seeing a couple of people I like and didn't really want to meet up, but was a bit bored and just wanted to have a drink and maybe get another friendly contact in the VC scene.
But we get to talking and I just find myself insanely attracted to her. She's pretty but already showing signs of aging, sun spots, some laugh lines around her eyes, but she just exuded sex for some reason. Born in Argentina, but went to American schools there and other European cities growing up. French/Italian heritage. Conversation with her flows so much more easily than the 21 and 23 yr olds I'm seeing.
Anyway after a few drinks I tell her I do need to get to bed early, we walk out and she says 10 more minutes and we go to a book store where she wants to show me a book.
We hang out for a bit talking about books, then start making out in an aisle.
We decide to go to my place for a bit to chill. We start hooking up, wasn't sure if we were going to have sex since she seemed relatively conservative. But she takes her shirt off and bra off, and my god has the best looking tits I've seen in a long time - plump perky Cs with pale pink nipples on a ridiculously thin frame.
Anyway she asks me how many girls have been on this bed (I had just moved in a couple of months ago); I lie and tell her none. She starts riding me, whispers that I better see her again, and that i better use condoms with the other girls I sleep with.
She cums ridiculously easily, like 4 times before I do. I ask her where I should finish and she's like don't ask me that when you're inside of me. Why? Because I'll want you to cum inside me, but it's not a good idea.
We fuck for like 3 more hours, I haven't taken any ED drugs but I'm constantly hard around her.
She just texted me at work saying i left her sore and tender.
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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:23 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574134) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:25 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic no way. very high chance someone would know her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574156) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:29 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic if i didn't have a kid already i would seriously consider it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37574203) |
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Date: January 11th, 2019 2:28 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic no, small landing strip.
has a fading tramp stamp that she's terribly embarassed by (got it when she was going through a rebellious phase in high school and has been trying to get it removed through lasering, which is apparently a painful multi step process)
i thought it was kind of hot. |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 3:56 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic Met up last night again. I told her explicitly that I had to get up early in the morning so we can't mess around.
We ended up grabbing dinner and then went back to my place to watch some tv for a bit. 10 mins in she took off her pants, because it was too hot in my room. She was wearing these little floral patterned silk panties on a black background and i just couldn't resist.
Had sex and pulled out again.
She tells me a bit about her childhood - pretty intense ballet training, but her boobs were too big. She said that her body used to look like Emily R, and got too much attention from boys. (She's lost some weight recently and her boobs are much smaller, albeit still spectacular Cs on a really thin frame).
Anyway, we're making out again and I tell her we can't because we already had sex once and it's pretty unsafe to do it again. She says she's going to get her period in a couple of days. I tell her to lock her legs behind me if she doesn't want me to pull out. She does and cums multiple times while I'm fucking her, and one more time when she feels me cumming in her. I've never met with a girl who cums so easily.
Afterwards I tell her I'm going to buy condoms and we can't keep doing this anymore. But I'm really skeptical that's actually going to happen.
I don't know what I'm thinking doing this so quickly with this girl, just can't get enough of her. The problem is she seems to want it even more. I have a 2 yr old (who lives with my ex), and have 0 desire to have another kid. |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:00 PM Author: Jet macaca Lock her down for LTR.
Normally I would say to never LTR a chick who fucks on the first date, but here she's South American so it's more an expression of her culture rather than her being an American mentally ill app slut.
Also, South American chicks make 10x better wives than American chicks, who are literally the worst. And she's proper white, so you're good there. |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 4:08 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic well according to her she didn't have sex until she was in college with a bf she dated for 2 years. And she's only been in 3 serious relationships in her life. idk she could be a very very good liar but she seems very open and honest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37609799) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:59 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic i hear you, i'm an efficient markets proponent as well, and you'r probably right.
but once in a while you gotta pick up that $50 bill on the ground. |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:08 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic not me telling you, her telling me.
but yeah it was bullshit i think. later she told me she lost her virginity to her highschool boyfriend, which was really painful b/c he was very well endowed.
idk maybe it was still 18 and i assumed it was college but sounds like she was trying to appear less slutty. |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:06 PM Author: galvanic unhinged set dopamine it's the girl pulling up a t-shirt and pulling down the side of her pj pants in bed, no face, exposing her taut tummy and hip bone with some cringey texts for context. fun but not missing much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610120) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:07 PM Author: Crimson alcoholic corner pocket flask ty sir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610124) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:20 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610198) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:32 PM Author: aquamarine location scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610285) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:36 PM Author: sickened temple sweet tailpipe she's not good at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610317) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:59 PM Author: aquamarine location scourge upon the earth ? Looked good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610537) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:04 PM Author: sickened temple sweet tailpipe you think that's a sexy photo?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610922) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:19 PM Author: aquamarine location scourge upon the earth I'm in my late 30s and married to a pregnant woman.
She has a tight stomach and was showing her hip all the way over to the hairline, and had her shirt pulled up with the bottom of her breast exposed. |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:52 PM Author: pale sandwich repoast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610477) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:22 PM Author: Crimson alcoholic corner pocket flask lol. I missed it again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610675) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:35 PM Author: Dashing translucent home ratface 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610306) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 5:48 PM Author: Hot transparent mad cow disease sounds very gay. i'm still in a honeymoon phase with a new chick too but don't be some fag falling in love. they're dirty slutbags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610438) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:04 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national This sounds remarkably like my monkey's paw chick. She's going to get really annoying, really fast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610574) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:05 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic link to monkey paw backstory?
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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:10 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national Enjoy the ride, mindful of the sinking feeling you'll have in your gut if you even THINK this bitch might be pregnant at any point. Be careful.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983201&mc=223&forum_id=2#37476138 |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:17 PM Author: Hot transparent mad cow disease awesome
what's monkeys paw mean exactly? |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:22 PM Author: histrionic abusive den that he got what he wished for, but with unintended consequences. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611038) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:25 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic wow, jesus that sounds bad.
but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy spicy latina. she's very european, seems to need her space, but just seems to be in a somewhat clingy period in her life rn. |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 6:21 PM Author: Shaky Irradiated Chapel guys in my high school used to fuck pale white C cups all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610670) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 7:08 PM Author: geriatric milky death wish gunner what city are you in? NYC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37610951) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 8:58 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611552) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 9:02 PM Author: Hot transparent mad cow disease just make her cum you'll be fine. way too early until a few weeks with a chick even then. just relax with it. nothing suspect in those texts but likely you're fine unless you fuck it up acting creepy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611572) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 9:20 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national lmao. . .u have no idea what ur in for
but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . .but it's pretty clear that i'm not dealing with a crazy. . . |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 9:55 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national Actually I just flipped through my fucking texts, hold on and let me show you where this shit is going (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611872) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:02 PM Author: white hyperventilating voyeur give yourself a chance to love her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37611913) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:31 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612104) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:54 PM Author: Talented faggot firefighter lol at "men" who date mentally ill "Catholic" eastern european slores (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612268) |
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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:27 PM Author: ultramarine property idea he suggested fucking lost my shit loling at "Makes me feel so happy for have your seeds" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655399) |
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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:38 PM Author: Big at-the-ready institution Clinger. Fatal attraction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655464) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:37 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612157) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:38 PM Author: galvanic unhinged set dopamine if she's actually hot then who cares? You remind me of Thunder Collins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612163) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:19 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national you didn't read down far enough. also it should be considered in the context that although this chick's english is shitty, she's actually pretty smart and was a valedictorian, and fairly successful professionally. but she has no friends, lives with her parents, and by what ive gathered everyone at her job fucking hates her. even more damning, she has crazy-eye.
in a lot of respects i saw some similarities to myself in her, and i am a huge fucking sociopath. EXCEPT that i'm extremely introspective and self-aware, whereas this chick has no capacity for that at all, which makes her frightening as fuck to me. |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:44 PM Author: white hyperventilating voyeur jfc man even the girls i fucked in china had better english than this and they had never visited an english-speaking country even once. this chick LIVES in one
i mean if you're banging girls who are blatantly looking for a green card like this, yeah youre gonna get this kind of "crazy" nonsense |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:56 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national lol why are you lecturing me when i'm here lampooning my own poor judgment. mistakes were made, ok?
btw her body was good enough that I'd do it all over again |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:53 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612258) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:26 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612460) |
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Date: January 17th, 2019 11:48 PM Author: Stirring Garrison Double Fault Biological clock likely has something to do with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37612629) |
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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:31 PM Author: dull bossy address weed whacker yeah you seem equally retarded not only in yor texts but in the fact that you chose to date this mud person. but congrats youve now made this thread about yourself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655428) |
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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:24 PM Author: Diverse cruise ship multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655378) |
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Date: January 24th, 2019 4:27 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national How did this turn out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37655405) |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:08 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic we're still seeing each other like 2-3 a week. she's been trying out an IUD and has been spotting and sore so we've been trying to not have sex but every time we see each other she starts getting really horny and we end up in bed.
she continues to be over the top with her feelings but i'm starting to reciprocate it. it feels weird to me how intense she is when it's only been a few weeks but sometimes I think it's just because she's not a broken big city app person like the rest of us and i should just be thankful. |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:16 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national After NOCONTACT with my chick for over a month, a couple of nights ago at 4AM she texted me a lengthy essay explaining why we should be together. The text message was too long to fit on a single screen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698641) |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:21 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic jesus that's insane. you should just block her number at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698667) |
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Date: February 11th, 2019 12:46 PM Author: Fuchsia insane trailer park hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37763281) |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:32 PM Author: house-broken nubile mood base How ever will this chadly 35 year old pumo give up his life of hooking up with 23 year olds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698727) |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:42 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic i've only been single since november, and i've only hooked up with like 4 younger chicks since then. it's not a life, just phase, and i think it's ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698791) |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:47 PM Author: razzmatazz greedy pistol black woman just fall for swipe girl who fucks on the first date, what could go wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698835) |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 2:55 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic not just that, but fucks rawdog and mentions how much she'd like a creampie on the first date.
her story is that i'm special and she doesn't have casual sex, but obviously could be lying. |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 3:15 PM Author: razzmatazz greedy pistol black woman yeah, here's the SAD TRUTH: you will never experience "love" with a woman you met through an internet transaction. And you're better off alone than in a loveless relationship. The type of mental illness required for a woman to fuck an internet bro will FUCK YOUR LIFE down the road (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37698985) |
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Date: February 11th, 2019 6:27 AM Author: frum pozpig rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37761923) |
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Date: January 31st, 2019 3:53 PM Author: fragrant tank This is dork romantic fantasy ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37699204) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:02 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic Girl confessed to me she lied about her age. she's actually 30, not 27. AND she really wants to have kids.
told me this as we were having dinner after i spent the afternoon pumping 3 loads into her after she told me not to worry b/c it's the safe time of month. |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:04 PM Author: aphrodisiac fanboi nursing home your fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724387) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:23 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic considering asking her to take a plan b today, even it's been after 24 hrs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724514) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:06 PM Author: provocative theater stage affirmative action congratulations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724400) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:06 PM Author: Big-titted Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724403) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:34 PM Author: Know-it-all goyim place of business well-executed sir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724603) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:37 PM Author: green volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724623) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:35 PM Author: pale sandwich odelay! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724606) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:38 PM Author: Crimson alcoholic corner pocket flask who could have seen this coming. only 9 months til the down syndrome baby poasting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724627) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:47 PM Author: aquamarine location scourge upon the earth I was paired up prior to swipe dating and assume it's normal to lie about age, but what else is she not being truthful about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724680) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:10 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic the 3 years is kind of crucial though.
i still don't think i want to date someone long term right now. i told her this on our first date.
if she's 30 she needs to stop wasting time ASAP and start trying to find a marriage track, since she wants kids. |
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Date: February 11th, 2019 10:44 AM Author: slimy carmine yarmulke jewess Any bitch that is trying to play chicken with the spooge of a dude she just met a few weeks ago is fucked in the head, but that goes x100 for one who is doing this at 30, x1000000 for one who is doing this with a guy who just three months ago got out of a relationship that resulted in a toddler. You should tell her that if she really wants to be with you she needs to wait six months with no sex and contact only by text every few weeks bc you have to focus on yourself and get your head straight before you can be with her. If she doesn’t just murder you with a kitchen knife in your sleep after you tell her that she will fuck another dude within 48 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37762635) |
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Date: February 5th, 2019 2:42 AM Author: beady-eyed canary national Who could have foreseen this. It's not as if someone posted a bunch of screenshots in this thread of texts showing how the *exact same* fact pattern played out irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37727608) |
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Date: February 4th, 2019 5:55 PM Author: Pink bawdyhouse cuckoldry Fuck the haters. If you’re totally smitten just go with it and YOLO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37724727) |
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Date: February 5th, 2019 3:00 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Area Even if ur just kinda meh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37727648) |
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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:58 AM Author: beady-eyed canary national need updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37761755) |
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Date: February 11th, 2019 11:47 AM Author: lemon cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37762922) |
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Date: February 11th, 2019 2:21 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic other than the speed of the relationship, she seems 180 in all respects, smart, pretty, feminine, nurturing, social, insists on paying around half the time when we go out, thinks my daughter is adorable...
that said i wish we had met a year or two from now, and that she were a few years younger in terms of family planning.
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Date: February 12th, 2019 2:12 PM Author: beady-eyed canary national U introduced your DAUGHTER to an app chick you knew less than a month who let you hit it raw on the first date? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37770419) |
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Date: February 12th, 2019 2:14 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic oh god no way, i just showed her pictures. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37770429) |
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Date: February 11th, 2019 12:43 PM Author: Floppy abode police squad HOB CHANG BING BANG CHONG XHING CHAU DING DING BONG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4175592&forum_id=2#37763258) |
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Date: February 15th, 2019 12:28 PM Author: offensive aqua psychic got together for Valentines night. girl got me TWO gifts, one for my birthday and one for Valentines day. The birthday gift was pretty expensive.
I paid for dinner and got her flowers delivered, but didn't get her anything else for her birthday also coming up. Feel kinda shitty. Should I? It's only been a month. |